#The one I'm reading rn has him calling everybody Bro

[sandinthepipes]

Tales from my re: reed900 brain rot

You can't even begin to fathom how much I love seeing deviant connor being so fucking lame and nerdy and a looser.

This guy who's the apex of evolution, capable of everything nobody else can do, and then he just shows up like fucking mr burns in a t-shirt and a beanie

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 11 react

ok i found chapter 11 translated by amnemonie on tumblr (thank you thank you thank you and if you want me to take this down i will!!) but there's no guarantee ill be able to find the rest lmAOo we'll see

HOT MAN!!! HOT MAN

i mean what no pathetic sopping wet man

cat face izaya i thought id never see you again

man after realizing there's a minidura tag i saw a post that was like "i wish minidura got animated like bsd wan" and like. YEAH. PLEASE

it would be the perfect revival of the durarara fandom pleaseeeeeee do it for meeeeeeee we could revive durarara like we revived trigun

and i need shizuo izaya and shinra cooking together being animated. please

anyway izaya looks like he really doesnt wanna be here in that last panel and i mildly spoiled myself on the comments/reblogs saying this one is really mean to izaya which you know i live for. [cracks knuckles] i hope he gets hit by a truck but like an emotional one because that's the only one he'd really react to

oh god he's more pathetic than i thought he'd be

they're really looking at him like "damn bitch you good" which is fair

bro summoned up all his courage to ask 😭rip bozo

??????????? THEY TOLD YOU HE'D BE WITH THEM

izaya simultaneously has the best social skills known to man and the WORST social skills known to man

ill never stop bringing this up but. now presenting orihara "i love humans because they're so unpredictable" izaya getting fucked by humans' predictability everybody

and here we see izaya walking awkwardly in his natural habitat, trying to eat cake with high schoolers /j

kadota casually calling out izaya on his bullshit bkgjdSGKHDSHds

he just wants to eat cakeeeee someone go with him

not me though i wouldnt be caught dead with that man

i swear walker's face gets longer every time i see him and it tickles me so much

aaaand cue shizuo on stage right

god bless erika for suggesting that he invite shizuo cuz id have done it myself

also "just today". are you implying that you want to see shizuo every other day. izaya.

WAIT

WAIT IS TODAY IZAYA'S BIRTHDAY

OH

oh my god thats actually sad okay

id say to ask namie but namie probably rejected him already without even letting him finish the question bkfdgjhgf

shinra keeping up the stupid anniversaries trend from that other chapter we love a consistent malewife

man shiki he wasnt even here for work 😭 at least he got some food although karasumi does not look that good if im being honest

at least compared to cake

shinraaaa you FORGOTTTT

may 4th is the date of my statistics exam but i swear ill celebrate it for you izaya. ill even mark it down on my calendar

oh 💀 namie is as delusional as i am. love that for her

he's even singing to himself ohhhhh poor baby...(i say this as if i'm not grinning wildly to myself in my room rn)

i swear i feel bad for him but he's so fun to bully

man i remember those fics where shizuo was the only one to remember izaya's birthday bgkjhfdgfd i guess those were founded from somewhere (even if his gifts were things like 'not chasing him today' or sending him black roses)

oh my god 😭 he's so desperate at this point i didnt think he'd actually be happy to see shizu-chan

even grabbing him by the arms bkgdssdkahdskjhgsdsd

this is gonna end badly though if the comments/reblogs i read have anything to say about it

😭yep the izaya bullying is real

SHIZUO NOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE CAKE

izaya's conscious too 💀 MAN

part of me feels like this is narita's personal revenge against the shizaya fans in his fanbase askdbgskjhsdhgsd shizuo needs to be extra cruel to prove he's not gay

he's so happy to just get birthday textssssss this is so sad

[smutty-ki113r]

Hi~ I wanted to hop on the match-ups as well cause I've read them and they're amazing. So could I request a romantic one? 👉👈

Hi, the name's Daniela but my friends call me Dina (pls call me Dina, after the Mr Worldwide post I wanna be your friend so bad 😭), I go by She/Her and I'm bisexual with a slight inclination towards males. I think I'm quite fun to be around, the most stupid things make me laugh and I can crack a few jokes even on the worst situations but at the same time I'm kinda serious, I get moody quite easily sometimes but for the most part I'm really bubbly. I suck at social interactions but I love people, so I'm absolutely an extrovert that's really scared to make people uncomfortable.

My insecurities are very much linked to me and my personality, I mean, I'm kinda self conscious of my weight and my body, but at the same time I always try to find beauty in myself, so much that it can lead to feeding my ego a little bit too much. And personality wise I feel like I can be really annoying, I like to feel special to the people I care about, so it lead to me being a really jealous person. Also I'm super competitive and that's not good at a certain point.

I like lots of stuff, very interesting things... I never really give much thought to the things I like, dang. I really like watching Anime and horror movies, drawing, going on walks, baking, I really really love to bake and clean, it's just so relaxing, ooh~ and I like dying my hair, a real fun activity if you ask me. In my friend group I'm chaos in person and also the one who's horny 25/8 and makes it known. Also, I'm known for hyperfixiating on anime characters (mostly mad scientists and intimidating blackhaired men). My music taste is quite normal, rock, punk, pop/punk, punk/rock, alternative rock, a bit of occasional metal. Some of my favorites are My Chemical Romance, Get Scared, Avril Lavigne, All Time Low, Three Days Grace, Hollywood Undead, Set It Off and Bring me The Horizon

The weirdest thing I do is thank the universe each and every morning for my incredible and amazing boobies 🥰🙏🖤🌸✨ and also I think being into esoteric stuff, crystals, demonology and that stuff could be considered a weird thing of mine(?) not sure how weird it actually is.

Oh yes yes, I just got admitted to college and imma be a Vet, super proud of myself, so I'm an animal lover. Btw I'm also libra, an ENFP with ego issues from time to time and an amazing person to dump your problems to (I love solving everybodies issues except mine). My ig is frutill.a, in case you need a physical description (don't be intimidated by how hot I am, I know I know, I'm amazing) and my abandoned art ig is frutill.art

For the ideal date thing? Yeah, cuddles, giving and receiving them, and eating, i like to be taken care of but also taking care of the other person(?. Even tho a picnic and cuddles under the stars sounds lovely. Yeah, maybe that's my ideal date, just doing something together at night that feels special to the both of us.

And to finish this up I just want to say that I love everything you do and you 😭 you're writing is so amazing, like just beauty, and I've read the other match-ups and they're so good, you're super duper talented and amazing. Keep up the good work and don't over do yourself, take care and keep it fun, I really look forward to see what other fic ideas you have in mind and I'll be there supporting whatever you come up with cause it'll be great. Kudos 🖤🖤🖤🤠

HI Dina, I match you with…..💞JEFF💞

Alright this was a hard one, quick quick why I didn’t match you with others. Demonology and EJ don’t mix, he has trauma. Plus, you seemed to be sort of similar to Jeff in some ways (not bad at all, you’re wonderful). I’m gonna go in order of what you talked about so that I can get my thoughts organized.

Stupid things make you laugh? At the worst possible times? At least you won’t be alone with Jeffy, he is the king of doing that, but he dosen’t exactly feel bad about it. AND you get moody often, Jeff too. Still, I feel like developing the relationship would take a while. You would have to constantly sit down with him and tell him what’s bothering you, open communication. Jeff is a master at feeding his ego, but he is fragile on the inside so be careful not to insult him, and once he warms up to you he is so so possessive. Does not want anyone else flirting with you at all, just goes to prove he thinks you might leave him for someone else.

He also loves horror (as we can tell) and he’s pretty much the chaos person too, you guys will bounce the energy off of each other for sure. //Also bro… what anime characters I have a thing for the murderers-// BUT BUT, set it off you say? Maybe go read some of this😏. I’m sure if you wake up next to Jeff he’ll be thanking the universe for your boobies too. HES AN ANIMAL LOVER TOO, and you being a vet is lovely, he wants to take care of his dog ya know?

I just know this man would bring you a rock thinking it’s a crystal. BRB BAWLING MY EYES OUT OVER THIS. Jeff isn’t one to dump his trauma on you, but he will tell you his current frustrations like how much Slender is pissing him off or something. He’s not very elegant but he would lay down a blanket and cuddle you if you like, once this man is attached he is attached. He loves being the big spoon in bed, and the little spoon too but don’t tell him I told you

He acts like he doesn’t pay attention but he really does, any slight changes in your mood and he will know what’s up. Very naggy about it, will try to pry it out of you (even though he doesn’t like other doing that to him), and gets angry if you don’t tell him. Just reassure him because he wants to help, he doesn’t want you to go to others for help when he’s right there.

Hope you liked this! BTW yes we ARE friends! Plz I almost cried at the Mr.Worldwide thing. I beg of you don’t let people dump their problems on just you, you need to have a space to share your struggles too. You can always message me, tumbler is like a safe place for me rn. I’m very understanding and wouldn’t ever make fun of you, I think that’s disgusting. You must be beautiful, I don’t have insta sadly. It got a bit toxic so-. You have great music taste, and I think you are a lovely person.

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AAHHHHH helloo I'm back I'm here new medroom chapter just updated so ofc I am it's tradition now /jj

ANYWAYS. GOD FREAKING HELL you did not have to dump that load of sweet SWEET angst on me LAPIS DUO MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED WHYYYY.

Ok so before I go into ranting mode I have to ask who Thunder is :00, I checked the first chap, I tried to think of people who would fit it nothing fits man. I thought it was Foolish at first but that dude's name is Totem HMMMM.

Now that we have that out of the way *breathes*

Firstly the dynamic between Ant, Velvet and Ponk? ABSOLUTE GOLD. They are like the friends with that attitude of "Only I can bully my best friend if you bully my best-friend I will BEAT YOU UP" and I am all hear for it.

So tempted to draw the scene of Ant shooting water up Ponk's nose it was so unsuspectedly funny I cannot dude. Also the marker scene it was so cute, the way you portray their friendship really shows how comfortable they are with each other, and that just makes me so incredibly happy what???

Also actually using my extremely big brain literary knowledge, the marker is definitely the small detail that turns into the turning point of the plot and thats very very cool ayoo??

Now to Lapis Duo. Why did you have to do this to me?

Lately I have been reading lots of top tier Lapis Duo fanfic and it's almost like you saw all of the fluff and cutesy-ness of the fanfic I consumed and be like "but what if it was angst? BUT what if I just give Nou a reality check and remind her about the post-Banquet break up they have, the burnt bridge, then the apologies??"

Hits a bit too hard man. But also even if Lemon is my favorite, I am very bias indeed and also he's totally misunderstood and stuff (also everytime you write him panicking I just cannot- /pos ) I still cannot hate Totem.

I get what they feel man. Thats why it hurts so much bro.

Captain was absolutely such a rude middle aged woman /pos. Especially in like with the way Warden recounts her actions, like trash talking about Lemon leaving (which is rude bro shush he was having a mental breakdown you oblivious little-) for 7 hours PFFFF.

But I still like her though. The rude middle aged gossipy woman vibes she's giving off rn? YASSS!

Damn now THIS is long. I wanna say a bit more about all the short stories you've been posting and how it reminds me of the fluffy Awesamponk drabbles back in Feb 2021, good times.

Either way, this is long as hell, I blame it on me using a laptop, I'm somewhat done, FAREWELL!!

kjkfjsdak;jakld first of all thank you so much

second! thunder is jack manifold. i mustve forgotten to add him to the list. hes literally just a dude though the public thinks hes just got terrible terrible luck because he keeps being where niki is lmao

i promise foolish's gonna get better. i have very strong feelings about him actually. theyre gonna enemies to friends it. (everybody currently involved with investigating crimson is having a lot of trauma dredged up rn.) foolish has also been bringing eret and puffy to ponk for years, and they've had some close calls. the idea that one of them could die and ponk wouldn't even do anything even though she absolutely could is........... not foolish's favorite thought. (ponk is also... a bit of an outlier in the way her powers manifest - she got the short end of the stick in repercussions.) (i... do not watch puffy very much so im glad youre enjoying her vibes. i gave her more petty energy than she usually has i think kekw)

to ant, velvet and ponk - i am so glad people are enjoying their dynamic! i love writing them. theyre friends your honor. (even if ponk wont admit it lol) they are Important to me. (if you drew art i think i would legitimately keel over)

also yes. the marker was a turning point. yes. mhm. that was planned. that was something i intentionally put in there. the plot gnomes have not struck again. i would never make accidental symbolism. mhm mhm

those awesamponk stories have been in my drafts since............june of last year bc i was too shy to post them lmao. back when we still had a bit of awesamponk :pensive: