#This is the funniest thing I've seen this week

[starguardianniom]

Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom

Previous Zelda games: Link, classical hero *smash furnitures, kill enemies*

EOW: Zelda, magical princess *Here the furnitures are your weapons and the enemies you defeated your allies, so let's go save Link with the power of all the entire Ikea catalogue and the graveyard of our foes*

I am not complaining, I just find it entirely hilarious about how Zelda fights the opposite of Link, she creates new furniture to throw it at foes and then said foes become her minions. She's gonna be the middle between Link and Ganondorf being the main heroine with the army of evil. XD

[yangjeongin]

just a normal guy and his cardboard cutouts

[brittlebutch]

losing my fucking mind; Tampa I'm obsessed with you

[coulsonlives]

Initiating spin

[bunjywunjy]

the deers!! they're heres!!!

[altarichiru]

Nothing could have prepared me for this image when I opened my mlp deco light

[power-chords]

I am looking at a mortgage deed typed up in Comic Sans with my own two eyeballs.

[lazulisong]

today i learned that if your clinic is full of spite against the requirement that you have an in office visit every time you turn around for schedule 2 drugs they just generate an after visit report like "yeah we saw 'em. we saw 'em text us trying to get their insurance to stop being assholes." and it turns out this is a fairly common thing to do per other people with schedule 2 meds and my pharmacist friend. im. better living through spite? i guess?

[attacustheakuma]

@carpisuns​ your url is just gone now

[marlinspirkhall]

One of these things is not like the others

[yangjeongin]

[spurgie-cousin]

Ever heard of Madi Prewett? Me neither. She popped up on my YouTube and she has „worth the wait“ as embroidery in her veil. Cheers!

😭😭😭😭

Of course she's from the Bachelor/Bachelorette universe

[bowofbalance]

I'm in the packing trenches right now and my favorite update so far is that Cameron and Wilson and House have a job now, which is cushioning my breakable mugs.

[feroluce]

incredibly sexy of you to be blankshipping on main and in the tags <3 and with incredible takes and ideas on top of that!

Thank you Anon, it's so hard having the biggest dick in the room, but someone has to do it 😔

As a slightly? more serious answer, I think it's good and even important to have people being loud and proud and totally self-accepting on main in the proship circles. Like there needs to be someone showing the people who got bought in on the anti stances and are then beating themselves up for totally normal things that it's ok. You aren't a bad person just for liking something problematic about a play-pretend character in a make-believe scenario and you don't need to sink into self-loathing over such a thing.

Because some of them are in actual agony over this stuff, and some of them have already accepted this about themselves but are too deep in the anti circles now, so they'd lose their entire support system if they were outed. Not to mention how creepily violent and invasive antis get about proshippers- and as someone in actual anti spaces, you'd have a front row seat to all the atrocities people would wish on you, or maybe even go so far as to commit them themselves.

Like you know how people talk about extremely strict religious parents? How they would try to control a lot of the thoughts and actions in their child's life? And then sometimes even get violent when they didn't comply? All while excusing it as trying to keep them from sinning or being a bad person? It's the exact same thing. And it has a lot of the same effects, too. Antis aren't beating the problematic out of each other. They're just plain beating and traumatizing each other and then making each other into better liars who secretly hang out on the proship servers on the downlow.

And it sucks! It sucks so bad! Because I've talked to people in those exact situations and like. Especially the fact that a lot of them are still young. Like barely young adults. Some of them are still technically teenagers. They shouldn't be dealing with this bullshit at what's already such a tender and difficult age. And it makes my heart ache and my blood boil because some of them are outright scared and there's just not a lot that I can do about it. You can't shield or protect someone from all of that and it sucks.

So like yeah I'm gonna be noisy and annoying and yowl right on main because at least with that I can give people somewhere to go where they feel decently safe and accepted, even if they never interact once. That's what got us the blankshipping server, because our creator was in the anti servers while sending me blankshipping asks and decided "you know what this sucks actually" lol. That's what brought in a lot of our members, because I could yell my heart out into the void here and! People heard! And then they joined the server and found a place they could finally breathe! And it's so much fun in there now!! ♡

Anyway tl;dr thank you dear lovely Anon you are entirely correct I am incredibly sexy and everyone desires me carnally and my dick is huge and I haunt the submas servers with how I live in their minds rent free skzjkdksjd

[tiffanyachings]

playing this to calm me down as i chase up my landlord to check when i can expect the bare, possibly unstable ceiling in my bedroom that it has been raining through for three weeks to be repaired

[killbaned]

dead by daylight is going great so far