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#Throw The Plate At The Wall
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watching interview with the vampire as an avid the amazing devil listener is a different level of brain rot, i assure you
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civetcider · 8 days
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so embarrassing to be drawing an OC and forget to add some part of their design...like yeah i made this guy...hand picked everything about them....yeah i forgot to add the things i like about them....
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mimilllion · 1 year
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say my name when you're lonely
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eldritch-thrumming · 6 months
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lestatlioncunt · 7 months
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i could never be a food critic or like the judge in any cooking competition, i'd see something i don't like in the plate and i'll simply disapprove the chef's terrible taste
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g4rchomp · 6 months
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they're augmenting my phone bill from 15 to 19$ per month starting january for the exact same service 😐
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icewindandboringhorror · 11 months
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Current temperature inside of my room right now in the middle of the night whilst about to go to sleep... villain origin story...
#You just get SOOOOO tired of being hot all the time for multiple days straight.. with very little relief ever... hhHHHH#I forget that I literally lose my mind and become evil every summer like clockwork#I don't evenknow what I mean by that because I'm just as calm/monotone as ever lol.. but I just feel more evil.. low level pent up rage#or something. nothing changes on the outside but on the inside it's like hmm.. I'm like 5% more hostile than I usually am#not outwardly expressed still of course. but just.. my bones are made of a little more violence recently..#percentages moving around. My character stats get a temporary modifier all summer where I feel chronically just a LIIIITLE more noticably#unhinged. like I will never do it of course. but I will think about. maybe I'll just throw all the plates at the wall and break every wind#ow with a baseball bat. No. I shant. I would never.. but .. I could. 5% more than I usually could. But I shan't. but let it be known.. I#c o u l d ...i COULD.. if I had to. but I don't.. but still.. keep the notion in the back of the mind.. hmm.. lol#And this is not even during a heat wave at the moment it's just like.. normal summer.. >:')#I think it's also largely the shitty apartment which was not built for coolness. Like older houses will have tall cielings and those window#above the doors and ceiling fans and be built high up from the ground and all these other ways to manage warm weather#naturally. but cheaply constructed dinky city apartments with no ventilation and windows only on one side and blah blah#It retains heat insanely like being trapped in a green house or something#even with all the windows open & fans in the house and stuff it just doesn't really move air well because the space is not made to do that.#Also really testing my anticapitalism/leftism/etc... sitting and thinking 'damn maybe I should play the stock market.. I should sell#some sculptures and overprice them.. howmuch could I charge for these clothes..' < *is desperate to afford a living situation with central#heating and air conditioning*#Haha! Guillotines?? who said anything about those? I LOVE rich people.. haha.. now what's a guy gotta do to instantly get about $50.000 ar#ound here? haha! kidnap someone and sell their organs? okay haha! I love the free market! going to home depot right#now to buy an axe! Don't you just hate taxes? so glad I live in the best country in the world under the best economic system on the planet#USA! USA!! USA!!! *visibly shaking. nose starts bleeding. you notice i am also levitating off the ground slightly*#ANYWAY gfgfgh.... winter......... my sweet child....i miss you so so much.... SUMMER you are my ENEMY#ah well now it's gone down to 80.4 Farenheight. cancel post. thats such an improvemtn surely I'll be able to sleep soundly now /s#what was I ever worried about? it's all good! haha!! *still levitating a little *#In better news - I have finished the Victorian Pharmacy documentary series and am now watching them build a medieval castle! and one of my#goofy joke song snippets suddenly got 6.000 views on youtube which was cool?? though very random? I made kale chips again. and had asparag#us. And saw a duck. carved a lot of things out of avocado pits. Little tidbits to keep me sane..#See a funny little duck outside and go 'hmm... life is okay actually :) I no longer want to break windows :3'#then it gets like 85F inside again and you're liek NEVERMINDaaaaaaahhh!!!!! then you see a duck next morning and calm down :)
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voldejorts · 10 months
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my favorite thing about dennis is how he very clearly has severe anger issues but instead of becoming violent or impulsive he just stands there and fucking yells without doing anthing until its out of his system.
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queerlycarter · 7 months
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working in a full kitchen again and it's still so funny to me how huge the portions of shit we make is
i just made four gallons of spinach artichoke dip
we go through that in just 3 days
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anaalnathrakhs · 1 year
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kind of a milf. reblog.
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simptasia · 11 months
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locke put melon chunks and eggs on the same plate. like a lunatic
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lady-of-the-spirit · 11 months
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THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED OFF SOPHIE?!??!??!!! HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY??!?!??!!?!
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rcmclachlan · 2 years
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In which Dong-sik doesn't let go of his anger and, as a result, finds Kang Min-jeong. (Episode 7-divergent)
He takes out his phone and dials 112 so he can report two murders: Min-jeong's, and the one that will happen at Jae-yi's shop in about twenty minutes. There are at least three dozen knives of various sizes there and Dong-sik isn't planning on using a single one of them.  When Kang Jin-muk breathes his last breath, it will be because Dong-sik ripped his trachea out with his bare hands, and then Dong-sik will slap the cuffs on his own wrists and sleep like a baby in whatever hole they throw him in.
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and if i think of jo being really good at extremely niche things for masato's sake who's going to stop me
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inquisitiveheretic · 1 year
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end position by street sects and nothing above, nothing below by death spells are like sisters to me
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spacelesscowboy · 2 years
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i cannot be on tiktok bc i’ll see someone post a bnha hot takes video and i’ll agree w them and want to comment like. a 500 word short essay on why i don’t like vigilante/villain deku and i’ll want to whip out that ursula k. le guin quote on the terrible boredom of pain, etc etc.
or i’ll want 2 say shit like. the reason i don’t like reading bakugou bashing fics isn’t because i can’t handle my favorite character being bashed, it’s because most people don’t have a good enough grasp on his character to bash him in the first place. you can’t make fun of him if you can’t understand him in the first place, etc etc.
(and also how some ppl think that the only way bakugou should get redeemed is for him to go through hell and back begging on his hands and knees for deku to forgive him. like that isn’t an inherently catholic/christian way to look at the concept of redemption.)
or i’ll want to go into explanation on how it’s okay to write the characters as over powered and have like. deus ex machina moments / have characters be mary sue / write evil!deku, villain!kaminari, etc etc., if u want to write them, i just personally think that most of those fics w those premises are fics w intense self projection and self idealism. and while that ALSO isn’t a bad thing, most of them are pretty generic and boring and are almost cookie cutter in their portrayal of the characters, and i don’t find them interesting at all.
or i’ll want to say shit like. i completely understand not liking the fandoms portrayal of x character, i also don’t like it, i just also think that the whole point of fandom is to fuck around w these characters and there isn’t a specific set of rules to interpretation. but also yeah fuck the fandoms portrayal of this character.
anyways. i have so many opinions on fandom and bnha and also the bnha fandom. i’m normal btw.
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