Toni: You want me to issue a public apology about defaming Nancy?!
Alexei: If you say No, we'll tell everybody that your brother's in jail.
Toni: My brother is a warden!
Carson: We won't say that part.
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ALIBI IN ASHES FANCAST
ND #25
Ned Nickerson - Tom Holland
Deirdre Shannon - Emilja Baranac
Chief McGinnis - Russell Crowe
Brenda Carlton - Toni Collette
Alexei Markovic - Peter Capaldi
Toni Scallari - Sally Field
when you make it your business to tell the truth, you make a lot of people mad
MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE, ICE, CRY, VEN, HAU, WAC, TOT, SAW, CAP
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I’m starting ASH again. I’ve always disliked this game, but when I played WAC just now I did like it much more than usual so I’ll try to reserve judgment.
I just think that based on this game, River Heights is a miserable town full of miserable mean people and I completely understand why Nancy spends all of her time everywhere else other than here!
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Bringing the Nancy Drew Game Fans Facebook discourse to Tumblr.
In this list: Samantha Quick, Lisa, Yumi, Toni Scallari, Joanna Riggs, Leena Patel, Quigley Kim, Mel Corbalis, Lori Girard, Xenia, and Lillian Weiss.
I am solely thinking about these scenarios in a queer lens btw
CW: sex talk, nsfw probably
I feel like VERY FEW of these characters would actually let you finish first and those who would would be a total dominatrix-type about it. Like they’d totally call you names or edge you first. This includes Samantha Quick, Toni Scallari, Quigley Kim, Lori Girard, and Lillian Weiss.
Also: MEL IS A MINOR. Let’s not.
Yumi is the only one who would actually let you finish first bc she’s a top but kind of a service top? Like she’s bossy but she’s still sweet. Also I feel like she’d understand consent.
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I have never "this character is going to be entrenched in political scandal" as much as listening to Toni Scallari talk in the year of our Lord 2022
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Nancy eating all the flavors at Scoop
Hi @iwantakokokringle sorry I took like 5 years to get around to this!! 😬
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Toni Scallari would be an anti-masker please discuss
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Bess: I’m helping to prove that Nancy is innocent and could use your help.
[later]
Toni: Bess isn’t ruining this for me. She can be so selfish sometimes. Like last week when she wouldn’t pretend to be my daughter at McDonald's so I could get a Happy Meal.
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the thing I hate about toni’s gripe sheet is that it just proves that RHPD are not, in fact, doing their jobs
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Me whenever I have a conversation with Simone Mueller (FIN) or Toni Scallari (ASH):
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Nancy Drew as Whose Line Is It Anyway Characters - Part Six
Sonny Joon
Dr. Gilbert Buford
Toni Scallari
Shorty Thurmond
Pa
Samantha Quick/Zoe Wolfe
Lori Girard
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daily reminder that alexei markovic is a king and toni & brenda can fuck off ✨
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