#Ugly ass haircut 💀

[thepunkmuppet]

decided to grow my shitty ass ratty ass hair out. gonna blame gerard way and his pesky gender when it inevitably looks god awful for a good couple months before I can start to look cool

[69liesleft]

ダミアン

[luminarytex]

idk silly post of yumsters

[1-siracha]

my first-ish impression of the obey me characters- part 1 (older brothers)

I haven't played the game yet because i forgot my password to download stuff, so i only know obey me information from tumblr and wiki.

i think this ended up with me being a hater sorry to anyone whos likes these guys

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Lucifer

based on his character design half of the community probably calls him daddy

bro is mad ugly but i cant say shit because my haircut looks similar to that

i personally think the rope thing on his waist is massively hideous

i would strangle him with that i mean nothing

hes probably a massive asshole but everyone excuses it because he's hot (he's not i think you guys are blind)

i think i heard he tries to kill mc and idk man thats pretty fucked up ngl

like I DONT CARE IF YOURE TRAUMATISED STOP BEATING OUR ASS 💀

he is NOT a certified g

he looks like he beats up and abuses people and i do NOT stand for that

oh wait yeah he does that to mammon 💀

he also has a punchable face so

he probably looks at babies to make them cry

3/10 (3 points because im preparing ms for even worse characters)

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Mammon

ok what in the cowboy fuck is that

i dont like his fit that shit is nasty

what is that feathery thing on his waist?? a feather duster????

NOTHING MATCHES.

i just hate this fit so much

however

he is a certified g 💪🔥

my respects to bro

like he was actually nice to us?? and he actually cared about us?? and not tried to kill us?? damn thas crazy

also i feel sorta bad for him cuz he keeps getting shitted on by his brothers

hes dumber than a rock tho. like a trumpet- incredibly dense yet somehow the head is completely air. also loud as fuck and annoying sort of

hes ok but i just think he needs to stop getting his clothes from dollar tree

7/10

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Leviathan

OH MYG OD

LMOFOFOAOAFIASOFOOAF

BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

LIBERAL JUSTIN BEIBER LOOKIN ASS

once again the fit is disturbing me

why does his shirt randomly have a blue triangle??

tf is that collar thing?? why positioned straighter than the males in my school??

i feel like the jacket should be shorter

the runners?? who tf does bro think he is?? usane bolt??

colour scheme is sort of disorganised in my opin onion

only terrible people (me) wear headphones around their neck so uh red flag

PERSONALITY WISE.

im sorry but he sounds annoying as fuck i would clock him in the face

i cannot handle the 'i-i-i--i-i-i-i-im a gross otaku!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧' shit. he sounds like a pick me girl but with absolutely no confidence

there are 3 types of shy- terrorist, annoying, and genuinely nice

he's the annoying one.

BUT i feel like i would play splatoon with him and he would be pretty good at it so

4/10

[scurvyratt]

Oz S1 E8: A Game of Checkers Live Reaction and Thoughts. As always my thoughts are not very profound lol

OKAYYYY this is the riot episode lets gooo

You know what's interesting is that in most media they use chess as a metaphor for life/whatever, but in Oz they use checkers instead. And checkers is kinda like the dumb mans chess (easier, less moves) so lol

Schillinger getting bullied by the other prisoners and his own sons lmaooo okayyy

"you lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit,,, you become a different man" 😭

The birth of crazy Beecher

McManus would not survive one day in Em city like let's be real...

All I see when I look at Whittlesey is Carmela Soprano who is very mother to me. Like I kindaaaa dgaf about her

McManus is saurrr annoying I hate his bald incel ass😭

Rebadow backstory UNLOCKED... the way he stabbed someone then went to back to reading his newspaper lol he's so real

Some Miguel x Father Mukada realness... like what if they hid in the pod during the riot and kissed heh heh...

and the riot has started! All the Co's are in their flop era😭😭

I bet this episode was fun to film lol

Interesting how none of the muslims have their kufis on

Glynn is wearing an ugly ass vest I never noticed this before lol

Miguel asking to watch over the hostages----Re: MiguelXMukada

The way Idgaf about that cello player dude

Tobias spinning around in the background and doing fuck all while everyone is trying to organize the riot lmao

Mukada's haircut is uggo...

Said is power drunk omggg someone punch him or something

The way Adebisi doesn't hide his infatuation with Ryan😭like can you stop being a perv for one second omfg

Scott Ross fighting Kenny is so ijbol. Like why are you beefing with a little boy plz be serious

Does anyone else think that Miguel has a weird accent lol. I can't explain it exactly but I think he purposefully exaggerates it

The riot def establishes who (for the remainder of the series (or for as long as the character lasts)) has morals and who does not

Scott Ross is like weirdly taller than everyone lmao I notice it in every scene he's in

McManus hallucinating every inmate that has died under his watch... like girl just WAIT😭😭 there's gonna be a lot more where that came from... and you will NOT give af😭

Can I admit that McamnusXSaid is kinda my Oz crackship😭Like there's something there I think idk. But also their beef as a couple would be INSANEEEE

How are some of the dudes watching tv... I swear they smashed it when the riot started lol

NARRRR Adebisi took his little hat off. Put it back on neowwwww

Said is literally so funny when he shouts like what his problem actually. He needs a xanax I think

Adebisi backstory UNLOCKED

the National Guard is coming... the riot is about to end

Schillinger hiding in his pod when the National Guard started smoking the place💀

Okay episode over. Makes sense why they used checkers instead of chess now. Bcuz that riot was the messiest and dumbest thing that I've ever seen. Also the inmates had very limited options/moves (like in checkers!).

[nerdtronica]

my thoughts while watching bride of re-animator

I FUCKING HOPE FRANCESCA DIES

i wont shirtless bride dan

he’s so girlfriend

his ugly ass partial flock of seagulls mullet haircut 🥰

GLORIA BOOBS

god damn that blood is too red

NOOOO DANNY HAS BLOOD ON HIS FACE

he just fucking fell💀

“i’m calling it” “NOOOOOOOOOO”

WHY IS THE BLOOD TOO RED

dan is so girlfail

WHAT IS WROBG WITH DOCTOR HILL

WHY IS DOCTOR GRAVES COVERING HIS EARS

i feel bad for doctor graves he’s lowkey underrated

WHAT THE FUCK

THE COP GUY???

KILL YOURSELF DR HILL OH WAIT HE’S PARTIALLY DEAD

OMG IS HE GONNA PUT THE BAT WINGS ON THE HEAD OH WAUT HE DIDNT

EW ERNEST

herbert tryna be all sneaky about this💀

yo who the fuck brings a coffin into a fucking hospital room

WHY DO I DRess LIKE DAN AND ERNEST???

FUCK YOU FRANCESCA

OMGGGGGG BRIDE TIMEEEE

YESSSS HE ADDED GLORIA’S HEAD

herbert is so good at faking being sincere

DAN SHOULD STOP BEING PRETTY

THE HOOKER???? WAS KILLED????

DAN IS SO CUTE

HES SO HOT

need me a girl like the bride of re-animator/gloria

omg that was kinda deep

HERBERT???????????????

wdym “special”

DAMN DANIEL

OMG BOOBS HI BOOBS

DAMN DANIEL

need me a dan cain to my herbert west dawg

“wHo’s tHeRe?” -wilbur graves, 1989

IS THAT AN APPLE OR A PEACH

OMG NOT THE COP GUY

DOCTOR HILL???????:$&/8-99/9/@/

re-animator (1985) all over again basically

ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE DANIEL

oh god its francesca

SHUT UP FRANCESCA YOU CAN DIE

DID HE JUST SAY MLP???

jesus that blood is too red

REAGENT TIMEEE

i heart gloria

what is up with herbert’s lil flashlight

DAMN DANIEL

herbert with his little gay walk

DID HE SAY BOOGERS

herbert you good

DAMN DANIEL

ooh reagent reflection in herbert’s glasses

HOMOSEXUAL

DAMN DANIEL

oh boy

THE FUCKING SYRINGE FELL💀

[g0rechan]

Yaoi between Dentaku and Masamitsu

BRUHHHH NOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀

Aight lets go

Calculator x Short Bitch Crack fic

Dentaku is sad bc he realized he has no one and all the other members are either taken or doing there own thing. Zera and Jaibo were fucking each other while Niko cried in a corner. Tamiya, Kaneda, and Dafu jerked off to women in magazines cuz unlike Dentaku they had somewhat more simple minded outlets for their sexual frustrations.

Raizou and Jacob are probably doing shit to each other idk. To make matters worse the only girl they know is a weirdo who wants to fuck a robot.

Dentaku concluded that he will be a virgin until he dies and will kill himaelf tommorrow.

Suddenly he and the boys saw a flier about a traveling circus named “Mr. Arashi’s amazing freak show” coming into town, and all the boys decide to go bc reasons.

So timeskip to later and all the boys are at the circus.

Wonder Masamitsu appears on stage.

“Hey how y’all doin. Listen, I just beat the shit out of my wife/assistant after she tried fucking around w/ some directory guys so she’s not performing tonight. Do any of y’all wanna be my assistant?”

Dentaku realizing he’ll finally be able to get some action for the first time in his 14 miserable years of being alive, he agrees to be Masa’s assistant.

*so yeah Masa does his thing and now timeskip to after the show*

Calculator and Short bitch were making out in bed bc they’re both ugly and no one will ever want them.

Suddenly that bitch with the stupid haircut and obnoxious ass bow on it comes in and freaks the fuck out.

“OMg wut r u doin wit my husband you four eyed piece of shit” Midori yells.

“Stfu bitch ur moms coochie smells like rats and u get bullied by a guy with no arms. Fucking loser lol” Dentaku remarks

“Midori gtfo or you’re really gonna find out what ‘you’ll never know happiness as a human being’ really means” Masamitsu threatens

Midori leaves the room and Dentaku and Masa continue in their love making.

“Oooohhh Masamitsu, I never want to leave you” Dentaku says

“You won’t” Masamitsu replies

“Or what?”

Dentakus body rips in half

“That’s why” Masamistu says

It turns out his body didn’t actually rip in half and Masa used his powers to make dentaku see shit.

Dentaku was still traumatized for life afterwards.

Then Masa wonders why he cant pull anybody.

The end

[i-cant-sing]

Y/n whenever she comes back from visiting toji💀(I was to lazy to really draw)

Ohhhh you're referring to the "Toji gives baby reader an ugly, choppy bowl cut instead of taking her to the hair dresser"

Lol Naoya really is never sending you back to Toji. Hell, Naoya even uses your ugly haircut as an excuse to not let you out of the house because "the world cannot see how a member of Zenin clan with a haircut that makes you look like a poverty stricken, church rat- *gets thwacked in the face with nunchucks* (yes, papa Toji teaches you new tricks to be a pain in Naoya's ass)"

[obamas-ass-cheeks]

My (il)logical predictions for stranger things 4/5:

Nancy finds the missing shotgun in the upside down that Will was holding when he disappeared and shoots vecna in the fucking face😌💅🏻✨

Mike finds the crumpled painting Will made after time skip and it’s just a luscious portrait of his face and on the back it says to like love Will and he realizes he loves will back and they live happily ever after💧🫦💧 cuz if that doesn’t happen I’m writing a fic

The gang defeats vecna and we think he’s dead but he returns in s5 following Eddie’s dnd campaign where vecna returns when they thought he was dead which would parallel to the first season where Will says the demogorgan got him👀 we love foreshadowing told through dnd🫡

Mikes parents divorce in s5 dear god plz someone save that woman. Cue mike having an existential crisis about who he wants the spend the rest of his life with. (I am very new to Byler but mileven just isn’t hitting as hard)

I pray to god s5 is set in the 90s so they can fix their ugly ass haircuts. Actually now that I think about it pretty sure bowl cuts were still around in the 90s so will might be a lost cause they can just kill him off then

We haven’t gotten much of Will in v1 other than him being a pining gay boy so he’ll definitely be hate crimed by vecna in v2😟

The government or whatevs is like looking for will and mike and Joyce isn’t home so they probably gonna raid the wheeler house😀💔 omfg I hope they accidentally kill Ted😬 (I don’t actually hate ted btw) but my girl Karen can find a new hubby and get that insurance bag🤪💰sry not sry Ted

The California gangs gonna to back to Hawkins and Joyce is gonna come back from russia and find a bullet hole filled house and missing children😭

Bruh imagine mikes reaction to El’s shaved head and she’s like still pretty?💁‍♀️💞 and he just says nah bruh…💀💀

Also what happened to that girl Kali and her Payday gang🤨 El had her emo moment and dipped that was weird I hope we see her in s5

I saw a theory on tiktok that said 001 was actually El’s dad something about dr brenner wanting to create like a mega powerful baby and that’s why 001 gave her advice and helped her try to escape. But I was thinking and he was like telling her like 001s powers grew when he let his anger out or whatever I can’t remember the exact line and before at the end of s3 hopper who’s her father figure tells her to remember the hurt cuz the hurt is good which is when El’s powers are the most powerful. We 👏love👏 parallels👏 anyway I just wanna see a dramatic reveal of that except he just says in a demonic voice 👺I’m yo daddy👹

I’m overthinking this entire show basically I just want Dustin back together with steddie they’re his parents

Oh my lord I completely forgot about that vengeful bitch Jason with his basketball posse. Honestly if I had a man who sent out a search party to avenge my gruesome death I’d be blushing in my grave😍 he Fr thought Eddie was using evil satanic powers tho to kill Chrissy and patrick that’s kinda embarassing😬 it’s the thought that counts. I heard there was a spoiler that Eddie survives but imagine they like win or whatever and Eddie like smiles at Steve like yay we survived hell🎉🎊 and then this bitch Jason appears out of nowhere and murders him. That would be crazy. I’m totally thinking out of my ass rn I’m finished

Not sure why the spaces r so big in between🤨 also not sure if these r predictions or if they’re headcannons. Can they be headcannons if I’m trying to predict the future?? Not sure how that works