#Unfortunately I have neither

[marauding-almond]

Choosing formal wear is like. I want a ball gown or a suit. There is no en between.

[isthecanoewoodoraluminum]

thought i was craving spaghetti but i think im actually craving spaghettios

[transssexualheart]

i am sad and i want chocolate and hugs

[pastelroyce]

bydoriansmoustache replied to your photo “tried to vent some Bad Feels. didn’t help much”

:( you need tea and cupcakes, stat.

that sounds fantastic

[masterprater]

someone told me to shut up and just be happy today

i'm still a teenager!!!! happiness to me is a burning joint in my hand and a recent kiss still lingering on my lips

[anorto]

Fuck boys all u rly need is chicke nuggers and little dogges

[zombiesasametaphor]

How can one person be so awesome as well as the physical representation of Australia?

It's easy when you have charm and good looks.

[frankclairearchive]

My girlfriend is looking at colleges and I'm over here "lol wut's a future?"

[glitterboots]

I want a kobe beef wrapped california roll topped with salmon roe

but I will settle for crisps.