#Vania Vainilla

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VANIA VAINILLA •  drag race españa 3.04  my worst me runway ↳ for @ellavaday

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Vania Vainilla

Drag Race España

Season 3 Promo Look

Premieres April 16th

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[ellavaday]

Hello! We're back to Sandra talking too much about DRES3.

I promised myself to make these shorter unless something truly horrific happens in the subtitles lol (which is, thankfully, not usually the first episode, so this is relatively short and sweet)

Here's the reference post for the first episode.

I have a drinking game for you. Take a shot each time someone mentions Torremolinos. (Disclaimer you might die of alcohol poisoning). Think of Torremolinos as the equivalent of Palm Springs. Where all of the gays go on holiday and where all the drag queens go to die retire.

Pinkchadora makes a joke of Supremme's pictures in the work room bc her name is also the name of a McDonald's burger here (yes, the entire name, Supreme Deluxe, hence the bbq sauce comment). People Pinkchadora mentioned as inspiration/references for her drag: Lola Flores (flamenco singer); Sonia and Selena (one hit wonder duo of the early 00s)

Pakita's intro line in the work room is a pun 'i whisked my milk so much' (de tanto batir la leche) ((yes yes masturbation joke)) 'i ended up whipped' (he terminado montada) we call the act of getting/being in drag as montarse/estar montada in Spain

Pakita said she's what happens when you put a Furby and Falete in a cocktail shaker. Falete is a nb flamenco singer.

Bestiah says she comes from the cultural capital of the province... Leganés. Which is a joke but we love Madrid working class neighborhood pride in this blog (sidenote there's a lesbian and a nonbinary flag in their entrance look and they're my comfort punky this season)

Pitita's name comes from Pitita Ridruejo, a socialité (that reported seeing various Marian apparitions when she was alive for which it's safe to say she was not only filthy rich she was also more than a little insane)

María Edilia came dressed like the logo of Harina Pan (the Venezuelan precooked maize corn flour used to make arepas) and in the colors of the Venezuelan flag

When Chuchi entered they talk about how they won the Canarian drag gala of 2019. There's nothing to compare Canarian drag to and it's like saying you won the most ferocious drag competition @supremmedeluxe did a post about Canarian drag if you wish to know more but like. Suffice to say it really is a league of their own

Chanel's intro line in the work room is a pun with badmouthing ("turning someone green") ((she's the one in green skin ofc))

In the mini challenge Pitita says her rat is named Obregón and it's a ref to Ana Obregón, an actress that is better known for the 'sexy sexy sexy' bit Pitita mentions (it's from the romcom Ana and the 7, in which she's a stripper that gets a job as the nanny of the seven children of a widow man, a raunchier version of The Nanny lol)

A bonus fact about how insanely talented Clover is (bc I'm in love and they talk about people thinking cis girls can't do drag): Last year there was an official viewing party hosted by Pupi in which there were also local drag performers and there were mini contests w the audience (think butch queen realness, dance offs, lipsyncs, all that, it was amazing). Clover won that thing when she was like 3 months into drag, she's really that bitch

I don't think there's much to explain for the talent shows but just in case...

Vania Vainilla mentions an app called To Good to Go that I don't know if it exists outside of Europe so we'll just mention it, it's for restaurants to sell a bit more cheaply the food that is still perfectly good but might get thrown away

Spain is Different. Alright. Welcome to my history class. So you might be familiar with how Spain was in a dictatorship for about 40 years. After WW2 Franco realized he needed to get friendlier with the US government if he wanted to keep in power bc money ((Spain was neutral in WW2 so it didn't qualify for the Marshall Plan in the beginning but it got in basically bc Franco was a massive prick that hated anything remotely Communist leaning and the USA gov... Is what it is))

Pitita's was my favorite talent show but I do realize it was the hardest to understand without references. The women in the wheel she was spinning are pop culture icons here, and she was imitating stuff that represents them. The first one was Manuela Trasobares (a mezzo-soprano trans activist) who got famous for getting very angry when discussing LGBT rights on tv on an interview and breaking a glass. Then Carmen Lomana who is a filthy rich woman that made an ad for BK that went viral bc seeing such an elegant woman in that ad was kind of camp. Then there's Terelu, there was a reality tv about how was her life and her mother's (a well known newswoman) called Las Campos (they tried to make it something akin to The Kardashians) and she famously told her mother to go fuck herself bc she asked her if she wanted a churro which became a meme so her eating churros became viral. Ana María Aldon however is a little less clear to me (the time she got COVID maybe? The fact that her disgusting ex who is the one that was actually in the wheel is one of those super macho man and famously said in an interview his sperm was still strong and wanted another kid w her??? Eh still insanely funny)

Part of said efforts was making a very strong tourist campaign under the slogan "Spain is Different" which was used to promote... Literally every single stereotype you know about the country. Toros. Flamenco. All that. So that's how you get Bestiah dressed like jamón serrano, Macarena as a comment against bullfighting (which *chef's kiss*), Hornella in a Goya/locomia inspired fan look, Maria Edilia as a flamenco souvenir doll, Vania and Kelly as homages to Sara Montiel (la Violetera and Sandra Montiel the official Sara Montiel impersonator and an icon of Torremolinos), Chuchi as a disco ball representing the party scene (very Paco Rabane too), Chanel as the dumb tourist shirts, Clover as the 12 grapes tradition on NYE, Visa as La Sagrera and then the Parc Güell in BCN

But we also now use it as a very sarcastic way to talk about things that suck but of fucking course happen in Spain. Like Pitita making a commentary on corrupt politicians (listen people trying to get away w illegal money in trash bags is a surprisingly common occurrence I'm not even going to mention a case there's a dozen), Pinkchadora talking about the Spanish cinema dedicated specifically to juvenile delinquency and in a very heartwarming example, Pakita and her homage to Ocaña (LGBT icon from the 80s that we love and adore thank you very much)

((((SPOILER ON WHO LEAVES NEXT))))

María Edilia's exit line was for me and me alone (and every other Venezuelan bc no one else would have understood it lmao). The national beauty pageant is a huge deal in my country and she sang the hymn song of the contest. It's extremely catchy and I'm now humming it lol.

I think that's all for this episode 😊 if you made it this far, thanks 💖 lmk what you thought about the episode

[oicuperp]

si va al lipsync vania vainilla me voy a echar a llorar primer y único aviso

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Who I think should have won each episode of Drag Race España S3

Episode 1 (Supremme Eleganza Talent Extravaganza) - Bestiah

Episode 2 (Dragvisión) - Pink Chadora (idc)

Episode 3 (El gran Ball de las regiones) - Pitita

Episode 4 (Secuelas de terror drag) - Pakita

Episode 5 (Snatch Game) - Hornella Góngora and Vania Vainilla

Episode 6 (El mago precoz) - Pitita

Episode 7 (Segunda oportunidrag) - Vania Vainilla and Kelly Roller

Episode 8 (¡Un, dos, drags!) - Pitita and Clover Bish

Episode 9 (Makeover: Barricientas) - Vania Vainilla

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Dibujo que hice para una amiga, vania la vainillita(?) 🧡🌸 ¿Que debería dibujar ahora? ------------------------------------------------- drawing I did for a friend, vania vanilla(?) 🧡🌸 What should I draw now? #artist #mexicanartist #mexart #illustration #dibujodigital #digital #realisic #semirealistic #yellow #vainilla #sweet #amarillo #artist #artwork #digitalpainting #retrato #artwork #draw #dibujo #originalcharacter #mystyle #drawing✏ https://www.instagram.com/p/BuA5pDEH94V/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sx42oxadpnsm

[t4yce]

VANIA VAINILLA •  drag race españa 3.06 peluca palooza runway   ↳ for @ellavaday

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Drag Race España (Season 3)

Pitita

 Vania Vainilla

Hornella Góngora

Kelly Roller

Clover Bish

Bestiah

Pakita

Pink Chadora

 Visa

The Macarena

Chanel Anorex

Drag Chuchi

María Edilia

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¡Shirley Stonyrock te invita a Vuélvete Loca y a VOTAR para que entre en la casa de GRAN HERMANO nuestra guapísima VANIA VAINILLA ! 🌟 Podéis hacerlo a través de la web www.telecinco.es y en la App del programa Link directo en nuestra BIO: http://bitly.com/Vota_DiegoMillan #vuelveteloca #madrid #chueca #Hortaleza43 #party #fiesta #crazy #diversion #instaloca #disco #open #everyday #becomecrazy #vuelvetelocaclub #DeEscandalo #ghrevolution #granhermano #telecinco #TeamVaniaVainilla #ghrevolutiontodosconVANIA @vaniavainillaoficial @shirleydrag @vuelvetelocaclub (en Madrid, Spain)

[ellavaday]

Hello, my favorite DRES blog. ✨ With the release of the DRES 3 Meet The Queens video, I’d like to hear your thoughts like what are you looking forward to seeing this season, who are you most excited to see, etc. any thought you have tbh <3

Me coming back from my grave for DRES3 to annoy everyone

Under the cut for those of you that don't wish to see me rambling lol

CLOVER. This is a clover stan blog first and a drag race blog second. She's a migrant afrocaribbean woman and I would die for her.

Visa being Mexican drag excellence.

María Edilia is 1) from Madrid and 2) from my home country. Did I know anything about her before the MtQ vids? No. Not a thing. I am curious to learn more about her.

I also don't know anything about Vania Vainilla but I loved her from the MtQ vid and I'm excited to get to know her too. She looks great.

Chanel is a baby (just like Clover), she's been doing drag for very little, but she's incredibly beautiful. I've been following her for a while but never seen her perform so that's exciting as well

I WANT TO SEE KELLY SKATE. Also she mentioned Torremolinos a lot in the MtQ vids, it's basically the Palm Springs of gay people here. It's a seaside town known for their LGBT community, every single drag queen that makes it big spends the summer there doing shows and retires to live there.

Bestiah is 🥰 I live for a punk girlie okay (Sandra rooting for the Madrid girls, what else is new lol)

Pink Chadora is a friend of a friend so I am contractually obliged to root for her. She's incredibly funny and I can't wait for more people to know of her now too

I'm also contractually obliged to say Chuchi is fucking amazing bc Canarian drag is the hall of Fame of Spanish drag

Pitita looks like the fashion girl for this season so I'm excited for what she might have brought to the runway

Hornella reminds me a lot of Venedita. They're both from Alicante and their style is very cabaret, of course I am excited to see her

Pakita is very Carmen coded. She's just got winner written all over her so that's !!!

What about you, Jiji, any thoughts after the MtQ vids?😊

[oicuperp]

ME HACE MUCHA GRACIA VANIA VAINILLA PORQUE HABLA COMO EL DOBLAJE DE SHINCHAN BWKSJAHDAKJSDHASKJDH

[t4yce]

VANIA VAINILLA •  drag race españa 3.05  show your feathers runway