#WHERES the pirate soap opera with too many dick and piss jokes for comfort
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WHERE is all the anne and mary and ed and jack and izzy as early 20s monsters fics
i need their terrible drama and relationships
#but like esp mary and ed#like with how she talked abt his type#how many times did she have to scrape his sorry ass off the deck and slap him into some semblance of coherency after a shitty breakup#how many awful men did she have to tell ed were awful before he listened#how much dyke drama did ed have to put up with with mary before she found anne and had to put up with even more unhinged dyke drama#i think it was probably izzy and ed first#then mary showed up and then cj and then anne#and then mary and cj started their joint seduction of anne while hating each other the whole time#and ed had to deal with cj not being a monogomy kinda guy#(and i def think ed is fully FULLY a monogamous romantic obv)#and izzy has to pine while watching ed pine#and its terrible and dramatic#WHERES the pirate soap opera with too many dick and piss jokes for comfort#i need it#thanks for coming to my ted talk#ofmd#calico jack#ed teach#blackbeard ofmd#mary read#anne bonny#izzy hands#i just rlly wanna kno abt eds past#and how many men have his face and other body parts tattooed on their bodies skfkg
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