#WOODZAR FOREVER

[transcendence-au]

yet another dumb idea.

at the 5000th anniversary of the first printing, the attendees at TwinCon attempt, en mass, to summon Alcor. They succeed. he pops up in casual clothes, tshirt with words on the front, ballcap with his star symbol on it on his head, stack of paper in hand, not even looking at the folks who summoned him or where he is. “Who dares, blah blah blah, can we hurry this up? I have finals to finish grading.”

Absolute silence. He finally looks up and sees where he is, and gets a massive grin on his face at the stunned expressions all around him. asking, “Is something wrong?” in a mocking tone. in the back you can hear someone break down crying.

see, the silence isn’t because of how he’s acting but what he’s wearing. It’s not dapper or stylish or any of the things they’ve fantasized him being, and plain as day, everyone can see “Fuck your ships, Woodzar Forever.” on his shirt.

he knew full well who was summoning him and made the outfit especially for that occasion.

The next day, the news is reporting that half the state is still literally on fire following the ‘TwinCon Riots’.