#WTF WTF WTFFFF WTFFFFF????

[cweampier]

HELP. MY PUSSY’S GONE CRAZY…

[fcntasmas-archive]

ok but ceecee...just that the tiniest bit of your fic made me fucking swirl my hair like a highschool girl wtf ive missed you and your words and your story telling so much?????????wtffff im grinning like an idiot wtfffff ily

what the FUCK is in the water lately that’s got y’all being so nice to me stop it!!! i don’t deserve this!!! ilysfm!!!!!! 😭😭😭

[mushed-kid]

i hate when people seem mad wtffff wtf wtf wtfffff why are you walking like that i Know youre mad can u just yell or soemthign idfk calmmmm dowwnwnnnnnnnnnnn

[keithsgrave]

33 more fucking days of school. Like wtf wtfffff in 33 more days im fucking done university. Ill be graduated!!!!!!!! Ill have an honours bachelor of science like bitch wtffff

[yutadori]

today is the FIRST time in weeks, possibly months, where ive had a normal ?? amount of energy???? i feel like god

[chvdwickboseman]

I JUST SAW A RPDR SPOILER NOOOOO NOT MY FAVE

[quackle]

Ok I had a lot of theories about our good ol friend Lila from Endless Summer, but, uh, THIS WAS NOT ONE OF THEM AT ALL WHATSOEVER

[jjungkookislife]

please ignore, just wanted to get my on:e thoughts together so i can remember this later on

the whole concert was amazing! i loved everything from the outfits to the set list to the stages/sets.  I’m gonna rewatch it later to fully absorb it ‘cause i missed some of it due to screaming.  I miss the boys and they miss us so much and they went all out to give a fantastic performance that had me shocked and excited to see what was next.  The end had me crying despite trying not to, seeing Jimin cry broke my heart.  I told my friend, it feels like we’re reaching out for each other but end up pulled in opposite directions.  Joon’s words (as always) bloomed hope in my heart!  I love them all so much.

WARNING: Thirsty thoughts ahead! TW: sub drop mention.

all the boys looked so good! Like I wasn’t ready for how good they were gonna look!  

Jungkook with his shirt for ON, and then during the VCR when he throws his head back, I moaned.  oof i think he made me moan 2 more times after.  Idk what got into him but that man is a demon oof.

Then joon doing intro: persona! definitely wasn’t expecting that at all! but he looked amazing, as always.

I can’t remember what song it was in, but Yoongi had me go into sub drop.  it was instant, the moment i saw him.  it felt like my brain short-circuited and had to reboot.  I couldn’t think of anything other than Yoongi, Yoongi, Yoongi.  I’ve only experienced that once (with my bf) so it was a lot to handle on my own.  But fuck I wasn’t expecting that rush of emotions and adrenaline. My brain just stopped, head empty, mouth open. 

Like any time after that when I saw Yoongi, my only thought was submit.  Yoongi = submit.  No other thoughts or reasons.  Just instant submission. Maybe when I rewatch it, I’ll be able to tell you what song.

Then Black Swan oof.  The see through shirt on JK, Tae with his feathery coat?  Jimin’s solo and hair! perfect!

Then UGH! had me screaming with of course Yoongi and then Joon joining in and then finally Hoseok making an amazing entrance.  They looked so so goof!

Then Jin in 00:00 so beautiful!  He just looks like an angel, so sweet and soft.  I just wanna hug him and then at the end with his On:e long sleeve oof his shoulders had me watching him closely oh and the rj’s during his ending ment,, so cute!

Then JK touching his thighs like tHaT like wtf just WTFFFF and the pants, him pulling the jacket down his shoulders?!?! and then showing his abs?  like JUNGKOOK SIR do I mean nothing to you?!?! pretty sure i moaned here too.  then his little walk down the stage, sauntering in to ruin my life.

but of course there was no time to recover because Jimin came right in with filter looking like a god and stripping.  oof, that had me.  i was gonna joke saying, watch him strip, and he did (a little) and i was like WTFFFFF

 and the crotch grab like SIRRRRRRRRR i trusted you to be chill and you do this to me and with your hair looking like THAT ugh he’s too fucking much.

The Tae in the VCR im not sure which one because i forgot lol but just trust me he looked so good and his little smirk and ugh.  He just rocked every look.  he;s a master of seduction i swear.  and he definitely knows it.  and his arm at the end ughhhh and his ass in those brown pants!!!!! i couldn’t look away

Hoseok had me confused!  he was sexy one second (doing the tongue thing) and cute the next.  Then he’d move his hips a certain way and i’d lose my soul.  then i’d get it back when he’d make cute faces.  He looked so good and then his forehead and his glasses and just everything was so amazing!  I love watching him dance.  and his voice ugh perfect

then yoongi back it again dancing to ego ugh that man and i need to fuck talk

the ending performances were all so perfect!  i wasn’t expecting them but oof i gotta watch all those again.  when they did the dance break i was just in denial like no they’re not gonna (i was excited) and then they did and i just melted into nothing.

i think that’s all i gotta say for now cause my head is still fuzzy

[an-acecase]

IM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL OMG FUCKKKKKK MY DUDE ASH WAS FUCKIN KILLED IN THE LAST EPISODE AFTER EIJI FUCKING WAS GOING BACK TO JAPAN AND THEY WERENT ABLE TO SEE EACH OTHER AND FUKKKKKK ASH WAS ABOUT TO RUN TO THE AIRPORT AND SHIT BUT NOOOOOOO THE FUCKIN OTHER DUDE WHO HATED HIS GUTS DECIDED TO FUCKING STAB HIM AND O **KNEW** IT WAS CONING I WAS JUST HOPING THAT HE WOULDNT DARE BUT FUCKKKKKKKK THE LETTER TOOOK FCUKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAA EIJI WAS LIKE I KNOW WELL MEET AGAIN NO MATTER HOW FAR APART WE ARE AND IM LIKE HONEYYYY NOOOOOOOO HE FUCKIN DEAD NOW FUCKKK OFFFFF CREATORS FUCKKKKKKKKKK THEY WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS TOO AND FCUKING ASH WAS ABLE TO OPEB UP AND BE VULBERABLE TO ONLY EIJI AFTER BEING IN THE FUCKING CRIME WORLD FILLED WITH KILLING AND RAPE AND PROSTUTION AND FUCKKKKKKK MY MAN WAS DONE WRONG HIS WHOLE LIFE WHY TF IS THIS HAPPENING FUCKKKKKK

AND EIJI IS OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THIS SHIT TOO LIKE IMAGINE HOW HELL BE WHEN HE EITHER COMES BACK TO AMERICA ONLY TO SEE THAT ASH IS DEAD OR GETTINGG THE FUCKIN LETTER THAT TELLS HIM HE DIED LIKE WTFFFFF HE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HEARTFUCKINBROKEN LIKE WTFFFF THEY WERE SO CLOSE AND JUST FUCKING THE BEST FOR EACH OTHER FUCKKKKKKKK GREATEST FRIENDS SHIT LIKE ONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIKE WHEN ASH SAID EIJI WAS HIS SALVATION I WAS LIKE FUCKKKKKK AND NOW FUCKKKKKKK LIKE ALSO HE REALLY JUST LET HIMSELF DIE IN THE LIBRART AFTER FINISHING READING EIJIS LETTER LJKE WTF AND THE LIBRARIAN SHOULD HAVE WOKEN HIM UP BUT NOOOO LET HIM DIE BECAUSE FCUKING HE LOOKS LIKE “HES HAVING A GOOD DREAM” FCUK OFFFFFFFF HE IS FUCKING DEAD NOW BECAUSE YOU WERENT SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE BLOOD ON THR PAPARR AND CALL AN AMBULANCE FUCKKKK OFFFFFFF

NOW THEY WONT EVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN AND FUCKKKKKKK

[heartinghyunjin]

BITCH I CAN'T THINK! I CAN'T TALK! I CAN'T BREATTHHHHHH WTFFFF HWANG HYUNJIN WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME WTFFFFF

[soggy-pancakes]

🚨🚨SPOILER ALERT FOR S13🚨🚨 ((( Watching 13x01, "Lost and Found )))

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Me: OHHHH MY GOOOOSHHHHH IM SO EXCITED Me: holllllyyyyy shiiiiiit Me: *thinking back on that one vine* Sams like: "do I loOK like daddy to yOu?!"😂 Me: noooooo cAASSSSS😱😭😭😭😭😭😭 Me: dean looks like he can't fully understand what just happens my heart💔💔 Me: DEAN WHAT THE FUXX HE COULD HELP YOU Me: WTFFFF jack??!!!! Me: OMYGOSH HOLY CHUCK THE NEW TITLE CARD IS SOOO COOL AND BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHH😍😍😍 Me: Mary?! Me: oh this was last season Me: wait...whAT???!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON??!!!!!!!? Me: Dean???? Me: oh my Chuck please put some clothes on🤦🏼‍♀️ Me: "how naked??"😂 Me: how about ask questions and shoot later? Me: "...Cas is—is..." gahhh 😭 Me: sorry dean but I'm siding with sam Me: 💔💔💔 Me: that smile was so friggin creepy wtfffff Me: aw Cas??😟😟😟 Me: who is that Me: I'm liking the lady. He really did deserve better :( Me: "everyone's normal in their own way" that sounds like something misha would say Me: wooaahh wtfff Me: jack is a lot like season 4 Cas😂 Me: "what are you on?" "I'm......on a chair...on the         floor... on the planet Earth."😂😂😂 Me: "before I destroy the world, let me just grab a bag of curly fries."😂😂😂😂yes, dean. That was exactly what Jack was thinking.🙄😂 Me: yes. We all want fries. Me: I feel like that was the first time Jared saw the menu like that and that was his actual reaction😂 Me: exactly. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAND Me: 😱😱GRAB THE SALT Me: where are they???? Me: *sweats nervously* Me: AWESOME😱😱😱😱 Me: woah wtfffffff😳😳😳😳 Me: what if he accidentally turned into angel radio😯😯 Me: YEAH SAM Me: yes, I like to think so☺️ Me: uhh...you don't want to know what he is😬😬 Me: yes. The voices. Completely normal. Yep.😐 Me: wait...what?? Me: what??? Me: WHAT??????? Me: awwwww😔😔😔 Me: GAHHH OMYGOSH I CANT HANDLE THIS. MY HEART💔💔💔💔 Me: "family don't end with blood, boy" Me: oh😳😳😳 Me: well...your not wrong... Me: WTF Me: NOOOO Me: oh shiiiit Me: SAM Me: YEAH SAM Me: she Is an angel. She could smite both of them without blinking an eye. Me: JACK???!!!! Me: wHAAAAT :0 Me: exactly. Me: YES YOU CAN. Me: aw dean💔 he prayed to him. His voice and my heart are breaking and ughhh😭 Me: "you're gunna bring them all back. Even Crowley!" YEAH!!! IM DOWN FOR IT ANYONE ELSE Me: What did the pirate ever do to you? Me: YOU GUYS IM GUNNA START CRYING SOMEONE GET ME TISSUES Me: no no no please don't you guys.... Me: they're giving him a hunters funeral (I'm literally crying at this point you guys I'm not kidding)...."I'm going to be a hunter"😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖 Me: THATS IT IM DONE BYE WORLD😩😩😩😩😩😩 Me: "...You say goodbye." I CANT HANDLE THIS SHOW. THAT WAS SAM'S WAY OF SAYING GOODBYE AND IM CRYING AND EVERYONE IS DEAD AND UUUUGGHHH Me: Me: Mary??!! Me: ... Me: what.

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Okay seriously that was one of the most emotionally draining episodes ever (hits my top 20). I can't imagine what Dean is going though, Sam also just lost his best friend. Jack is now an orphan, having just lost his "father". I literally can't handle this show.

[wtfiswiththisplace]

Ok, so there was a spider on the face towels, so I called for Ana, she’s the housekeeper, and I shit you not, she just very calmly took out the towel while setting her thumb on the spider and said, “I’ll wash this.” And I was just there staring at her, open-mouthed, she had her whole fucking thumb on the spider wtf wtf wtfffff wtffff