#LEON FUCKING KENNEDY WTF

[cweampier]

HELP. MY PUSSY’S GONE CRAZY…

[captainpissofff]

I find it incredibly funny, that I barely make it through the final boss, catching bombs and fists with my ass/face, zero supplies left, zero ammo that I started now fisting them with my bare hands, running around to pass time or idk confuse the machine, then when the game is fucking DONE with me, it decides to just fast-forward the fight and annonce that I miraculously won!

Then there's this cut scene where the boss is defeated and falls on the ground giving some last words about how bad he failed and I'm like BRO!????!! God works in mysterious ways I guess...

[ysantuals]

Pirate Leon Kennedy is gonna be the death of me

[trashy28]

cant believe they gave leon some of chris' steroids

mans arms are HUGE 😭

[ma-du]

Me: *watching RE:4 Remake gameplay*

Leon, a poor wet (literally) little mew mew who is also a gaslighting girlbossy babygirl: *German Suplex a random Ganado in the wrecking ball area*

Me:

[lamppost-t]

Incest fics are so weird to me like what do you mean you find getting freaky and doing things with your parent/sibling hot like what ☹️ also sidenote stepcest is still incest and weird and illegal!!

Like I try to block all of these accounts and move on but there’s so many like what is appealing about writing incest please guys just write smth else you don’t gotta make them related I’m sick of it, it’s not even important to the plot 😞

Also another thing I normally see tagged in these is noncon which is just disgusting for so many reasons that I shouldn’t have to explain bc what the fuck why are romanticizing rape and SA wtf is wrong with you 😭

I see a lot of these fics are normally in like older characters tags but like I’ve seen a lot in Anakin skywalker, Leon Kennedy and Chris Redfeild tags (and in a lot of the RE character tags) which sucks bc there are guenuinely good fics in there and these weird ass fics are ruining the RE fan base reputation

Like this shouldn’t be something people have to talk abt bc I’m not the only one who’s noticed this and thinks it’s weird just stop like

On another note stay safe out there gang, I know a lot of these kinds of fics can be triggering so always check warnings, block who you need to block and take care of yourself, you are loved and cared for 🧸💗

[stuckinthesun]

I love your writing! Could you write something about birthday sex between Leon and reader where she dresses up for him?

LEON DOESNT HAVE A CANON BIRTHDAY WTF?? This man can’t have anything huh? Smh Thank you sm!! And I love this request omg

Leon Kennedy x Reader

Warnings: nsfw, afab!reader, lingerie, light spanking at the end

For the first time in years, Leon was home for his birthday. Finally you two could celebrate on the actual day instead of days or weeks later. So you wanted to make it special.

You woke up early and made him breakfast in bed, which of course didn’t work seeing as how he can sense the moment you leave the bed. So instead you both had pancakes while cuddled on the couch, and he said it was just as perfect.

The majority of the day was spent lazing around, watching movies he’s been wanting to watch or catching up on shows you wait for him to watch. It’s simple but something you know he cherishes so much.

You did, however, book a reservation at a nice restaurant for dinner. The two of you driving there on his motorcycle despite you wearing his favorite little black dress.

The food was delicious and when dessert came out you sang him happy birthday embarrassingly loud, making him blush and cover his face.

Everything had been perfect, and now you couldn’t wait for him to see his gift, or more specifically, you couldn’t wait for him to unwrap it.

“Thank you for today baby, it was perfect.” Leon mumbled against your lips as he walked you back into your shared bedroom.

“It’s not over yet.” You smirked, turning the both of you around and gently pushing him onto the bed.

His eyes widened a little before a cocky, self satisfied smirk settled on his lips, “Oh really now?”

“Mhmm.” Nodding, you stood between his legs and grabbed his hands, placing them at the hem of your dress, “You still have to unwrap your present.”

“You’re right, beautiful.” He whispered, pulling you a little closer and sliding his hands up your dress, “Can’t believe I almost forgot-“

Leon’s voice catches in his throat and you watch with a smirk as he stars at his hand under your dress like he has x-ray vision. You open your mouth to say something teasing, when suddenly you have a face full of your hair and black fabric.

“Fucking hell babygirl.” Leon moans, finally pulling the dress completely off you before sitting back and just staring.

You blush as you straighten your hair out, standing there in a black lace lingerie bodysuit and black thigh high stockings.

“You like it?” You ask after a moment of him just quietly staring at you. He hasn’t made a move to touch after ripping the dress off, instead just sitting there slack jawed.

“Are those buttons on the crotch?” He asked instead of answering your question.

You huffed but answered anyway, “Yes, I thought you might like to fuck me in it.”

“You thought right baby.” He muttered as he reached out and yanked you into his lap, “Fuck you’re perfect, I love you so much.”

Giggling at the praise you wiggle your hips a little making him groan, you can feel how hard he is already, “I love you too, Happy Birthday Leon.”

He smirked up at you before giving your ass a playful smack, “Happy Birthday to me indeed.”

This got away from me holy shit uhhh I hope it’s what you wanted anon!!!

[1eoness]

uhmmmm actor leon kennedy?? mayvbe

cw: dom! ooc leon kennedy x sub afab reader | no specific leon | he's kinda weird here idk | creampie | praise | mild degradation | wee bit of size kink idk

[to clarify, i am a minor (17). anyone <17 and anyone >17 uncomfortable with interacting pls dni}

a/n bc i love rambling : so uhmmm when i was writing this there was an electric explosion right outside of our house so the power's out in our neighborhood and im back in this damn cafe LMAOOO

a/n : (update lol)i wrote this like monthssss ago (wtf this sucks).. so im back nd im gonna post this bc why the fuck not it's still rllyyyy bad and a lot of word repeating but yeah just felt like posting lol

synopsis : actor!leon kennedy has been in the gig too long to deal with nepotistic, wide-eyed girls like you. yet much to his exasperation, you're just too much of a greenhorn in the showbiz world.

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ -you can fucking skip this part idc- ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

you've only ever heard his name maybe once or twice in one of the magazines in your mother's bar. you must've read it over and over again, having to see his name and face habitually to endure the excruciating hours of working behind the bar with your phone in a locker. you weren't particularly enthusiastic about films or Hollywood or WASP families, either. but it was better than nothing.

it started like this. you were wiping the cedarwood slab that dewed with beer, when the woman who sat across you (having drunk maybe 4 pints) reached over with her veiny, grisly hands. the acrylics tapped at your temples when she held your awkward face.

said "woman" was your aunt who just got back from monaco. and she's been urging you to work with Pierce. whoever that was.

you were well content with the life you had right now. but sometimes—often in front of your vanity— you did find yourself fantasizing about the 'big city'. you caught yourself in a cliche dream but the idea was invigorating, the mere machinations of those opportunities dangled above your eyes like meat on a stick.

"..oh, but.. i don't think it's practical, you know?" you excused as you dismissed the billowing thoughts in your head. even if you had the physical assets that aligned with the director's vision, it would still feel wrong. some people go to literal schools for this stuff, don't they?

but she remained persistent. and after a low, lighthearted sigh, she continued her persuasion. "..y/n, you're a diamond in the rough." your aunt neared you, holding your hands together in a friendly hold. "..let me make it a reality for you."

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ -♡- ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

so. were you a natural? hell no.

you're wearing a costume that you can't even touch without the stylists getting mad at you. you got harped on and poked at for so long you were starting to get a migraine. the studio refused to let up on you, jabbing at you passive aggressively until you curled like a millipede. honestly, you were more pissed than sad!

and leon? god, he was a total fucking hottie. and he was totally cold.

the director announced an hour break to everyone just before they'd jump straight to the next scene. you remained sat on one of the props, hands clasped on your lap, contemplating the choices you've made over for the 7th time today. you were fidgeting like you were anxious. you forgot how breaks felt. the luxury was there, five star hotels, velvet cushions and robes and office gossip and dinners with imported wine and cheese. but it felt like hell. working with leon was the only thing that made it even ten percent worth everything, but even he doesn't seem to like you. why was everyone so mean? fucking fair enough, you were beginning to hate this place so much you might ask for a cigarette yourself.

the petrichor mellowed through the film set, nibbling her skin with chill. nights in raccoon are cold, you needed to keep mind of that in case you decide to open your front door without a jacket. the alleyways were diffused by vapor lighting and LED signs. you also had another superficial thought. what do people on set usually do when they're on break?

you whip your head up, legs swinging slightly as you scanned the area. most of them are either adjusting equipment, going through script, or smoking one. you turned your head to your right without expecting much.

you saw leon leaning against the wall, next to the director, sharing smoke (you're beginning to see this is a trend) and cheap laughs. you were mildly surprised, not realizing they were both adjacent behind you, and you felt goosebumps rise when your eyes landed on leon. you quickly looked forward again. you didn't want to move away.

you missed leon's subtle smirk to himself when his gaze flicked to the crown of your hair. he took a puff of his stick, still sounding like he was talking to the man beside him. his eyes didn't leave you and the way you sat there like you were going to spend the remainder of your break spacing out.

leon's voice was nonchalant behind you. to you, it was faint chatter. "...life will chew you up and spit you back out before too long, but that's..."

...

was he talking to you?

leon wasn't too nice on you while you guys were on set, but he wasn't so directly mean either—emphasis on directly.

he's earned word of you from both your aunt and the director, obviously. he doesn't look like the type, but sometimes he has a knack for gossip. that's just how the nature of stardom works, doesn't it? name number #1 did this that tto name number #2, someone divorced someone, someone slept with someone—and the whole world goes aflame. he could care less about where you came from, why you're really here or who you were connected to. but something about you was thought-provoking. contrasting you, he worked for where he was. you just sat there looking pretty and snagged the role right away. maybe that sort of incompetency and oblivious audacity made you stand out from the rest. he found it pathetically attractive. you're an artless girl.

your head swiveled over your shoulder, looking behind and up at leon.

leon's eyes met your gaze halfway. "aww. is this your first big time acting gig, baby? no need to be nervous, it'll be alright." a tinge of mockery sweetened the husk of his voice. the director, who you now know is 'pierce', snickered at leon's subtle sarcasm.

the director tells him he's going to announce everyone to continue, since he wanted the rain to 'sex things up'. heaven's dew tapped lightly on the concrete as the director mounted his back off the vandalized walls, leaving you and leon alone in the same space. oh god.

for a minute you sat there quietly, letting the tension sink in upon the director leaving. you tentatively take another glance at leon. he wasn't looking at you anymore, and his hands were out his pockets as he swipes the little box open. soft brown tufts wisped when he shook his head to get the rain off his hair.

you got off the table. you walked to leon. you'd say your feet were moving on its own.

his head shifts to your direction. his bangs falling over his face. a gust of wind breezes by, and he smells deep, musky. like cardamom. cedarwood.

" if anyone's givin' you trouble on set..." leon looks down as he slips a cigarette in his mouth, rummaging in his pocket for his lighter. "you come to leon... 'kay?"

his hush voice was honeyed whiskey when it wooed at you, applying simple emphasis to his two-syllable name. leon, leon, how that name would sound in bed. there's a slight tease to his eyes, before diverting his attention to his cigarette, casting an orange glow in his palms when he flicks the lighter on with his thumb. his presence was prodding, inviting you with every inch of his body language. this man was blazing and you were a fucking moth.

he likes the way you're looking at him right now. your eyes are batting at every subtle sculpt of him. you can look away but he knows you're still thinking about him.

such a sweet thing, this one.

he decides to be 'friendlier', pitying the fact that you're obviously having a hard time socializing with the crew. "what's your favorite movie, doll?"

"mm.. i liked kill bill. and pulp fiction." you converse casually.

a name rolls off his tongue. "quentin tarantino." he nodded in what seemed like approval, watching a puddle.

you blink. "what?"

he glances at you and he doesn't reply, before leaving that wall all to yourself.

...

leon's tongue trickles with the taste of vouvray. you were art in the shadows, the honey lighting of the dimmed lamp doing nothing to illuminate leon's hotel room. your lips are glossed with his saliva, evidence of your breath went after he made out with you.

you're barely holding it, all while his big hands purchased at your flesh, drinking in the way you straddled his boner. the subtle friction where you were able to feel how big he really is intimidated you, blooming excited butterflies, your stomach fluttering at each soft push of your hips. you watched with your palms flat on his stomach, the soaked fabric of your panties collecting and staining all over his boxers as you stifled a needy whimper. "y'need it now, baby? oh, don't go soft on me now... i'll take care of you, just tell me."

his pretty baby, sitting on him and too shy to plead from the big shot. leon's hands languidly travel your skin, palms massaging up your sides. "...i-i wan' it.. i want you.. please.." you murmured hazily, leaning down to give him a soft kiss to compensate for the bashfulness that rode over your speech.

"is that right, sweetheart?" he bit his lip gently at the teasing sight, loving the way you sounded needier by the minute. "oh, baby, go on. it's all yours, yeah?.." he crooned, patting your thigh gently.

"easy, baby.. oh, there you go.. atta girl.." he groans prettily when he's muttering you through it, eyes delectably gazing at the way you sink on his length. it was cute to him seeing you not knowing what to do with your hands. but he watches you settle them on his built torso, and he could only look at you in adoration. god, he was so fucking thick and you were so highly strung..

leon's touch stroke at your knees. you aren't moving, and he looks almost amused seeing you try to render just how he feels inside you. "i can't.." he heard you murmur before you giggled quietly, to which made him chuckle as well. but the flustered laughter dies down. the actor groans, feeling your fluttering grip around his cock, making it his instinct to hold onto your waist.

it didn't take long before you started getting loud. your arousal lathered up and everytime you pump down a creamy squelch. "mhmmm... uhh, keep going.." leon whispers, and his eyes stared at where your bodies met. you could hear a soft whimper from him—vocally begging your sweet little self to go faster.

leon watches you trying to change the speed. poor girl, you looked like you were already starting to ragdoll. you resisted stopping, unable to with the way he'd rub into the right spots. leon took your small, depleted whine as a sign for him to initiate. he was just letting you have your fun. just until you'd get a bit frustrated. by this time he'd already lit another cigarette and the stick perches between his lips.

"..tiring, ain't it, sweetheart?" leon coos, feigning pity for you, fingers clutched at your hips like its his favorite thing to hold. he started to thrust up into your sopping little cunt, pulling a weak mewl out of you. there might be nothing he loves more than watching your supple frame as it bounces atop him.

"mmm.. aww 's okay, baby.. leon's got you.. mhm, that's right." he responds to every quaint sob you make. his stamina was stubborn as he gradually shifted his pace.

"nice and quiet, baby... don't want th't fucker 'pierce hearin' you..." leon almost feels like a sick fuck, pretty lips grinning slightly as he moans. "god, fuuuuck... mmmhh... uh- f-fuck!" leon almost whines before giving you a harsh thrust, as if he were desperately trying to make you his cocksleeve. if you were going to take it so well then you shouldn't be surprised at how he's gonna force you down, and keep you in place while he sluts you out.

you're murmuring something, and the words fall like blabber to his ears.

leon smiles endearingly, as if he isn't fucking you stupid right now. "mhhh.. wanna cum? you wanna cum?" leon asks as he tries to make sense of what you're saying.

and you gulp, gasping through your watering voice. "w-wanna cumm.. give it t'me-"

he tries not to laugh.

"c'mon, let me make you cum... i'll make it feel good.." leon murmurs before you could feel him pound into you, a whine dripping like syrup from your voice. your body barely keeps up. you feel tight and it's making leon's head tilt back a bit. "oh, there you go, sweetheart... atta girl.." he mumbles hazily as his mind starts to get messy.

"like that? uhuh? mmmh?~" leon moans back almost mockingly at each pleasured whine that spilled your voice. you're mindlessly pawing at whatever you can reach on leon, turning him on with your helplessness. "takin' me nice and well-..." he growls as he starts to piston up into your cunt brutally. you look cuter when you're stuffed with leon's thickness, when you're crying on what you begged for.

"leon, c-cumming" you lolled out in a low moan, head leaning slightly. "i'm gonna cum.."

he responds with a groan, hips rocking upward as he feels you clenching around him. "go on, baby, give it to me. 'm right here,"

he has you shuddering when you cum, the vibrating sensation jolting to your brain as it reeled in pleasure. it takes a few shallow thrusts to keep you satisfied but it's hard to tell when you're already sniffling and twitching on top of him. you wipe your face as you draw a few breaths. leon reaches to warmly take your wrist, thumb pressing onto your skin, feeling your heartbeat.

he watches you gather your bearings before generously caressing your hair once. you help yourself off leon's shaft and a heavy-sounding breathe escapes him in wonder.

leon whispers something once he leans into you and chucks his half-dead cigarette into the ashtray. "c'mere.." his one arm tucked around your back and eventually the other to your leg as he makes you lie down. he treats you with some sort of delicacy, at least until he doesn't.

leon tugs you closer with his arm hooked loosely under your knee, pulling your princess body in for a few intimate kisses to calm the both of you. he tastes mildly bitter. you hummed in his mouth when your lips lock together, eyes fluttering while you felt weak. leon starts muttering as he asks if anything hurts, if you're okay, if you're gonna stay here for the night. for a moment he doesn't say anything and he's just gazing down at you languorously while he breathes. he kisses one of your eyelids before he shifts.

maybe leon liked you better like this, on your fours, limping against the satin bedding as you cried and panted in a way that seemed like suffocation. his thick fingers tug at your hair once, your only teary view being the couch and the TV that dimly mirrored a reflection of you being held down be leon as he rammed into your dribbling hole tenderly. your legs occasionally kicking up against him, hitting him with your ankles as you found it hard to not writhe. he watches you peek over your shoulder, the expression in your eyes instigating struggle. "what?" leon tugs at your hair again, fighting the toothy smile from his face as he fucked you brainless. "didn't think i could make a whore out of you?"

leon lets go of your hair to rut into you with urgency. the bed was starting to jut out small squeaks from leon's rhythm. he leans closer, chewing on his lip as his eyes narrowed in pleasure. a soft growl emanates from behind you, skin on skin, breathing near your ear. the rough hands that were once planted near yours on the mattress start to grip your forearms like handles. he watches your back contort.

you jolt up as leon yielded you to his body, impaling you with his girth in a routinely fashion, urging you to cry louder. "oh, baby.." he whimpers lowly as he starts to feel himself lose control again.

"fuck, i can't.." you wail out, head hanging low briefly. he notices.

"ready to pass out, honey?" he pants softly.

you weakly shook your head.

"good girl." leon bit his bottom lip, whispering out a needy 'fuck' as he slammed into you while pulling you back. he felt satisfied by the way you yelped. his brows furrow, expression tainted with a lustful and crude color as he almost began to drool. brown strands started to get in the way of his vision. his breath is suddenly hitched, water lining his eyes as his voice turned up a note. he hisses, head tilting to the side. "fuck, fuck,-" his gruff words start to match with his thrusts. "take it- all-, yes, baby, that's a good- fucking- mnnnghh..."

it takes leon a while to recover, moaning lowly and riding his orgasm, watching you spasm beneath him while he spills inside you without much restraint. he tiredly fucks his load in you before he gives out and huffs a spent whine. he catches a glimpse of it. you're leaking white.

you're breathless, fatigued, sweating, and almost thoughtless as you catch some oxygen back in your lungs. you could feel yourself pulsating around his twitching shaft as waves of pleasure traveled your burning body. his arms loosen of their sensual hold before they catch you, pulling your weary form down to spoon with you momentarily. you can feel each other inhaling. exhaling.

a phone rang. it wasn't yours, you could tell by the ringtone. your eyes flit to see pierce's name on a default iphone screen. "i need a drink." leon exhales roughly, leaning over to kiss the shell of your ear before he reached for the bedside table to grab for his phone. he slipped out of the sheets with his phone on his ear.

[lucisprettyboy]

Blog Intro

Hi! I'm Luci but you can call me Lou or Luc. I've recently started writing in the last few years, one fandom I'm really enjoying coming up with fic ideas for is Hazbin Hotel. It's one of my obsessions right now. I also draw! So if you ever want art with an ask or a headcannon just ask! I would love to tbh.

Requests/Commissions:

Open (If you're paying for a piece, written or drawn, prices are negotiable. I plan to set up a Kofi but requests are all free.)

Things I'll write

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Headcannons for any of those three things

Kinks I won't write (or discuss in my asks)

Rape/noncon (unless it's discussed as a kink and boundaries are set by both parties before the scene)

Scat/fart kink

Vore

Specifically, I won't write Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. I just don't like him in any way.

DNI List:

Transphobes/Terfs

CisHet Men (I'm a queer transmasc, I'm not in your demographic anyway)

Minors (that's a bigggg no no)

Pedos and Zoophiles (nothing else to say besides stay far away from me)

Incest enjoyers (big ass fucking EW)

Racists (I'm black, wtf do you expect?)

Zionists (very obvious why)

Nazis (again, you wouldn't even like me anyway)

Loli/Shota enjoyers (again, EW)

If you fall into any of these you'll be blocked on sight and I will send the firing squad.

You can send thirsts about characters (or just horny stuff in general) to my ask box. As long as they fit into the rules I've set, go nuts.

Fandoms I like/write for:

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Invader Zim

Five Nights At Freddy's

Obey Me

Cult of the Lamb

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Resident Evil

Jujustu Kaisen

Honkai Star Rail

Genshin Impact

My Hero Academia (on occasion)

Stranger Things

Spy x Family

Umbrella Academy

The Stanley Parable

My faves to talk/write about

Lucifer

Vox

Alastor

Lute

Charlie

Leon Kennedy

Gojo Satoru

Neuvilette

Sundrop

Five

Zim

The Narrator from Stanley Parable

Shigaraki

Masterlist (Links and WIPs)

AO3 Links:

Holy (Not Really) (Hazbin Hotel: Charlie x Reader)

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Obey Me: Belphie x Reader, Beel x Reader)

The Sun Gets Lonely In The Sky (FNAF: Sundrop x Reader)

I'd Give You The World (MHA: Mina Ashido x Reader)

Tumblr Links:

Out Of Salt (Hazbin Hotel: Angel Dust x Reader)

Hazbin and Helluva characters with Rouge the Bat like reader (Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Blitzø, Beelzebub, Veronica, and Fizzarolli x reader)

WIPs:

E.T (Invader Zim: Zim x Reader) (WIP)

The Morning Stars (Hazbin Hotel: Lucifer x Reader) (WIP)

Holy (Not Really) (Hazbin Hotel: Charlie x Reader) part 2 (WIP)

[purgetrooperfox]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags

thanks for the tag @kiwikipedia heehoo

How to play: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same.

1 — Star Wars | Quinlan Vos

his core character concept is sO GOOD okay it's about the CHOICE to be good even when everything is horrible and you WANT to cave to evil

2 — Mortal Kombat | Hanzo Hasashi

hellfire by barns courtney starts playing

he's my most special vengeance-fueled edgelord bicon

3 — Disco Elysium | Jean Vicquemare

name a more psychologically broken character. you can't. he's just like me for real

4 — Red Dead Redemption | John Marston

JAWN my first love

5 — Call of Duty | Gaz Garrick

Gaz was the first COD character I got attached to at age like. fuckign. 12-13. he's babygirl he's dad he's embarrassing he's so cool

6 — Resident Evil | Leon Kennedy

need I elaborate? I mean? it's Leon?

I want to steal his gender

7 — Overwatch | Gabriel Reyes

I also want to steal his gender

it's about the tragedy man. reaper76 kills me

8 — Transformers | Brainstorm

genuinely I can't explain this. his arc. I'm just. it's all about love man. work is about love and love is about work and sometimes you do horrible things in the name of love but you learn and grow from your mistakes because you discover the depths of the bonds you've forged over the course of trying to achieve the unthinkable, and at the end of the day that's the most important thing considering that you've basically fabricated a personality for the sake of being likeable but these people SEE you and give you another chance anyway.

yeah

9 — Hades 2020 | Thanatos

he's so broody wtf I hate him I love him he has white hair and pronouns

10 — Game of Thrones | Jamie Lannister

I'm allowed to have controversial opinions leave me alone. his character arc was so good. don't talk to me about his relationship with Brienne or I will physically combust

obligatory fuck the end of GoT disclaimer

idk who's already been tagged so feel free to ignore <3 @lost-on-kamino @lady--kenobi @hamburgerslippers @patchmates @ameanstoanendor @daredussy @1-or-a-0 @mysteryhacked @thechaoticfanartist @chiafett

[captainpissofff]

Me, arising from my 16 hours depressive hibernation to ruin everyone's day after realizing that my delusional scenarios I created in my brain will never be real.

[achy-boo]

Bro wtf

First it was Albert Wesker and now they fuck up Leon Kennedy too(I am talking abt the RE movie)

Like this Albert in the game and this is in the movie

Like com'on you gon make a movie then atleast make the main characters look as close to their original appearance. Like who the fck looked at an old ass guy and thought "hmm, this guy can olay leon in his 27s." Like that guy completely butchered Leons iconic hairstyle.

To make it worse when the movie was created Re4 remake wasn't even out. At that time Leon still looked like this!

And like nvm that. But LEON IN HIS 20s?!

Leons hair is blonde who the fck thought that a black long haired guy could play as leon?!

Who thought these two looked anywhere close to similar?!

He looks better as luis Serra!

Oh wow…

[kunikisss]

counterattack question.top 5 favorite arctic monkeys songs

HELLO 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🔥🔥🔥

this is gonna get long im gonna have to cut the post. 🫨

first of all. i’m so sorry for not responding earlier dude idk why i took this long tbh.

partially probs cos it was hard to pick out a top FIVE like top 10 i might be able to do more easily but this felt like i was betraying some songs lmaoo

but thank you so much for asking‼️‼️:D this gave me a reason to yap and i appreciate it v much!!!!!! yeah im going into detail. yeaahh😈😈😈

- 7

i dont think i’ve ever. read the actual lyrics of this one and i don’t think i understand all of it js from listening. i realize this now. BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT THE INSTRUMENTAL IN THIS GOES HARD BROO. ive watched guitar covers of it SO MANY TIMES they never disappoint. its the first song i wanna learn on guitar if i get one hhjhhhhrrkrhhrhhhh

- teddy picker

i remember hearing this one when i was still a wee ignorant child. (around a year ago) and a FAKE arctic monkeys fan. i used to only listen to AM... yeah.. i know.... stumbles back from the tomatos that were just thrown at me.. but anyways spotify would be like ‘youll probably enjoy this 😏’ & sprinkle in some other songs when i’d listen to am on my way to school & i heard teddy picker a couple of times and it just stuck as one of my forever faves. i was like woah this sounds soo different from how they usually- BECAUSE U ONLY LISTENED TO ONE ALBUM anyways

- arabella

arabella. 😭😭😭😭 my BABY!!! the song that made me fall in love w/ am. i heard it in a um. leon kennedy edit? that a classmate showed me and didn’t pay it much mind, but then. once it just got STUCK in my head and i remember humming it while showering and i was like wtf.. what is this song what.. and then i REMEMBERED & shazamed that motherfucker and listened to arabella on repeat forever and ever. HAVE YOU HEARD THAT BRIDGE???? GAWD DAMNNN

it holds a special place in my heart <3

- cigarette smoke (yeag.. i prefer the demo over the actual thing.. bc im just cool like that.. heh)

yeah i. idk man💥 nope i lied i actually do. i love it so much because it (along w/ the rest of beneath the boardwalk) is rough around the edges, raw and u could say. childish? the snorting coke off a stripper’s thigh line? edgy teen typa shit i LOVE IT. and at the end alex like. growls basically and it sounds so satisfying to me for some reason LMAOO

- potion approaching

okay so i made this 3.5hr am playlist when i got like OBSESSED obsessed with them in the beginning of this year’s March and for some reason i DIDN’T add potion approaching & some other songs i absolutely adore now?? i listened to them again about a month ago and i realized how STUPID i was for not liking them and flash forward to now i’m legally married to this song !!♡ (again. the instrumental FUCKS omfg it’s so good)

and ofc.. honorable mentions (there’s gonna be a lot): catapult, when the sun goes down, fake tales of san francisco, brianstorm, balaclava, science fiction, she looks like fun, wavin’ bye to the train or the bus, temptation greets you like your naughty friend, leave before the lights come on. ALL OF HUMBUG.

i hope this doesn’t feel like im forcing you to listen to these LMAO

again, tysm for asking & i’m sorry for taking this long !!

[wokelander]

ew i looked at her account and gagged ugly girls have no right shaming such a cute girl like you. also 09?!?! wtf is she even doing on leon smut tag GET THE FUCK OUTTT

WOAH! LETS NOT GO THERE. SHES 15 LMFAO. but yeah why are you on tumblr where people post porn n then complaining 😭 like go into the leon kennedy fluff tag hello

[fkyumerica]

they are leting out anestesia

whats left of it

make it something

tthey do it to anyone going in a house

fuck off

ok

married a guy

old blackk guys

the old black women mate with infants

catastrophic

the word for it

from me

moved them the whole time

up eat

walk go

this no

she says no

the no face woman

or head shaved turned around

im gaay

its my daughter she'll do it

or son

hahaha

i fuck

to fuck the infant and keep it there with him

leon had five

wtf

jodie foster was a jealous whore

loving wwhoreing living with her parents she could live in the hills

plagued her cousin to do it

inbreed

her dad owning a fucking commercial buisness

to live give me the car she can fuck for a minute

she was oprah winfrey

courtney

and the black guy doing it in the same area

three more are

no kids i can breathe

wtf was wrong

he car chases to kill him

solved the mystery

twiggy the model is amanda and harrasses attacks people while pregnant so whoever she attacks takes her infant to mate with

and oh doesnt care dropped it off

hot

smokes a cigarette

to be beth after

and does it

hey who

thought i was hot had a mirror

she did inbreed it was famous she was her in gone with the wind

courtney her mom

and

her grandpa tommy lee

was pamela

and

renee barrs

alicia had skin over her face

to suffocate through the country

then hey have eyes

go to who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPvwvzAVkBY thats her and one to steal the area

the poor old invaded with their dads and gays and still them. touch you. feel you. grope you. bide you. each mated with her and got their own boat loads of thsoe different people,, different saying. which giants where they let them run out to there. court.

we were told we wernt going to live

so

haha

was her family anyways

its her too

know it

the look of

found it fuck you

do it

kill them all

it was me then wtf is wrong with her

only from them too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP9vJQVJKsA this was it too be a bed sheet person

amanda, under 4 kids who had kids, and made shit america for them and found the big gay lover they always wanted and feed the new java the hut the food. was it for her? listened to her for invasion, drop them off where. party where. she says it. and heey its his party. bleach him please. the alien. new sky scraper what they all get together. yea and its basketball. youre their new whore had tehir kid. said it. it would mimic anything to get to you too and drop them all off and hey bye and photo did it. photo of yoou returant party and hahah who had it.

hide me i will fuck you for free

in and out of friends cars

im breaking up

their friends drove them

right?

no their moms

and the giant alien

whats left of it

mass orgy

you saw hiim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLtUG2g_pac we found hers

they find them get on the boat again and let them out around the world, all these crypto things do is mate and drugs and shit

hahahaha

fuck!!!

the face was im gonna have fun partying with you guys tonight

when you invite me in

and grander, will their organs fail

stomach noises

oral is in the food

inside stomachs and esophagus's

of pumpkin head

dead giants

holy shit i saw it

the kurgan cave hole

hahahahha

black videos

they do a tit face lift

double chin im coming back

cut over eyes

eyelids whatever

the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGInGbf0djY I think it was angela's graduation party

amanda again the mother, and possessed. is she jackie kennedy and lydia? yea robbed america and their country europe, tried with others, to gay love them to be a country race for the other groups right? we went who cares we did it right? possess us finger us do us deform us wave face lifts . she is gwen stefani.

or

something

lying motionless on the floor

2:00

they let it out

anestesia

hello kitty murder was it

hid them

i dont care if i got the ugliest family we live

scottish whore hag women

anne marie?

crystal

the wheelchair helper

in the it crowd

curly blonde hair

were short

then

giant

wtf

all of their families went to kill people whose families were dead

without a decision to let ones who went to school live

didnt care about ones with a job were going with amanda

and they did it started to kill us and leave on boats hoo rah we want one

john said it

to christine

then didnt let ones who had a job the whole time live either

back under anestesia

said it was it from the north

right

noo

found one

grenade

they thought they were the only ones to go around

well it is whoreing

jehova witness she got him after

lolita

amanda

then careese had to go

and did

then he was noel fielding

patrick swayze

the movie

hobbit after

then they said they wanted to get me pregnant

after

know the perfect guy

i was the abulance and put her under their anestesia

she was going to kill me

and it was this

AA this

battery gas

and

their throat

of a giant

in a pit

they throw their infants in

i started their mass gay orgy again

whose that

origionally from there

europe

then

AHHH she did it

only they would

fuck that im going with him

again

old man

and she had it with them

they fucked up knocked out all of them

and she is alicia

the morgue started there

then ronald mcdonald went for her

and we lost it

everything there again

then he met the giant

it sucktioned his mouth on its head

he threw it at one

she got itt

now shes mating with it again

or her mother it too the same

house on haunted hill

the morgue down the street

viper

to straight line from it under my house

all the dead bodies

he did mate with her mother

and is him

same mansion

i dunno party in it

incense will make you itch but is their lice

now i want myself on her

it is it

being in the room is it too

they stole it the whole time too

the planet

what giant

no

then it was american girl shit

since

not shutting up

another major guy

after the next

donald trump said if it was his daughter he would shoot her

i make all your stuff my shit

pulled it out her ass

look at the fake religious shit

prayer

pry

it off

and put it on her

now leave i can do him too

its et

it is her

sarahs mom

amanda

no im fast food

and she hit me to be her again with him

disturbed guy

keyboard in marilyn manson

and that band disturbed

4:21 they cut open the abortions face

i want them to feel this and see this

to have a giant gorilla nest feeling of you

and me

for them to feel

then i come out and dance

fucking spa

giant fucking spa

sail

cort urn

they were making kids that wouldent live anyways

burn the garbage who went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RMQsLIP58M this was it let me live two men, chinese food, we left bring it so they leave too. the kids of old people were gross rats they let run away, and they mated with them to come back and go in with them, two younger ones with muscles, they survive, then new infant island, dream cruise lets go look, change it up surfer guy, then go, push in eyes i dont care it mated under 4 years old said its mother, keep letting out its stink, crack pipes used on them and uh pt it in a stuffing, some ones ass, to take care of it later, the ritual again,, let out its stink, and on you too woo a gross garbage bag infant. then show her right i dont care i wanna see urrrrrrrrrrrr up around smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWGR-K6GEqw they might of imprisioned him in the basement across the street

to grow his hair out for a wig for me

i said no

someone cut my hair and smashed my teeth together

then ordered me to dance

him and chuck killed sam

they wernt supposed to

no

one bad

wasnt her

amanda disguised herself as her and went at the neighbors car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGDof1xCIo they kept showing pictures of me to people and this guy attacked me

it was people who mateed under 8 he pushed their eyes in, he abandoned his family and almost family

Most Disturbing Creatures Caught on Trail Cam 2024

put them all in the elementry school so i can take the hot off them

i fk you put my ballss in your thong, burger king, look at mcdonalds, jets pizza, they went, me too, kid under table i'll work out, and fuck food. i can find two to grab everyone today

and kiss that other guy after

i dont care shit i did went famous i liked it

he is wayde

and mike

amanda was killing off his wives

and he took their hair

and put it together

he plugged the toilets

left the marriages

i didnt scream that at you

"kill his marriages"

she was henry the 8th she said

XIV with the v was that

step back to virginity

forget it girls

night after

she said she was chuck too

she was anne frank and christie, i can fake a mom

i get all the land

was going for it

wtf

i wasnt

have to kill it with a bayonette

guys mated with it as a infant

for 3 years

stands up and walks anywhere

remember the cupid shit

mens had boats of them to do it then

90s

garage sale anywhere

keep doing it too

kids

wtf hit one

gets the rest

raise

enough

in boats and wives

hahaha

mike said it too

had five kids with him

did it killed them in mosh pits

us again

jimmy was grabbed with a knife claw

they will talk with dentures

guys would tuck in their balls to be wives

or i get the balls at the end wtf

brought out a gun after but i didnt care didnt do it

haha

no one saved them

whatever im kind

take a pic of me lighting a cigarette not giving a shit

and after it is reviving and pregnant

and stomping under her

leon said what

guys with aviator glasses

i can get you flying through this and teach you it

got feeling of itchy

on your face

nonstop talking

get raised

go

i got a house

yea they left

parrrrrrrrrrtyyy

7:20 the hospital

riverview

high school

no one can do it

fight you

wtf why

did you say it

they saw three deformed girls

i made a family for you i am steve jobs

you finally dont wanna meet me im the big show, this fat bigg bitch just keeps following me

short hair

goodbye

three wives in a house i left

it

my mom couldent stop screaming at me

12:40 im gonna be so nervous i cant talk

they come out because of ffood

hello

what was chuck

a short rectangle

chyna doll was what once

for like 17 people

omg

if im the one at 15:40 im laughing

what is the wet suit

got a group of boys

17:30 yea we saw her and we were this then the whole time too

they buy the jeans to come at you after

the try on ones at the mall

we did it new you

better offline

build a bear

put it in

i believe you

and incinerate

was son kurgan

sht

anne marie knocked him down

yea right

sheeeeet

dodged in crocs

remember

they were the crack heads in the next store too

no teeth

had them removed

went at him again

the mom thhen too now i look old

kurgan

her flower wtf

north france

wtf

bambi

they are this

im the baby!

im yours!

i got like 800 kids

to be cops

the peanuts

then she just went to fuck him after

i can tell they didnt have seats by him

and they go over there together

and gay

attack to rob someone

and drive off

amandas friend

yea were it too talk to us

and started it right

nooooooooooooooooooo

whereeeee

r

uuu

guiermo

riding the bike in shorts

faster leave

how in shape will be in a month

any tanner than mission they do not live there

sandstone?

2:25 them running everywhere messing up anything stealing i keep seeing people do it

mission said they were gonna massacre them in front of you

she got the chin face lift

stomach staple

planet of the ape

hair wont grow back in anestesia

27:24 scooby doo

i dont see anything stupider than the slut girl they left, the back at it girl after slutting, and the find it free girl/amanda

the big guy on the right which one you look like

still have their black sasquatch dad

i can get the chin surgery again

and we get the restuaratns attack them strand them for the vacation spots a and find me again

i know his dads a doctor we stalk her

omfg

meet the neighbors

police

how i met them

she barfed a slug

whoa

she is sasquatch

and their family, new predator movie

she said it before

she is 85

and i dunno where else she goes and says she owns but

next video

they were always pregnant bya guy they work with

then they ask church

to a who

money then it taught her one

walker girl

always that too

no way

not my family kill him too

whole head mask

fake hair

michael

yea it was a joke

wtf get in bed with one

joke

hahahha

chl did it

crawl in there kid

now shes fucking

then they quarter pounder their kid then its death match

i met her

since

anyone?

still anne marie

killing her kids to go to you

then own all the condos and apartments too

houses no go in it with him

your leader

nigger nation

got a name for it now

elevator her

but you gotta live here im strong, and im gay

lets repopulate

lets you

no uh ye at you and no at him but lets fuck, two in a car, and one for you so he fucks the infant and boom boom boom which is it i lose one and no a infant shoot it too no wait on my dick rubber band it ok im calm now no wait weeeze i weeze ok im that guy and poor ol you let me shoot him oh waiit.. im dennis. let me abandon him. who the f was that

amanda made it to here and got this

free college shit right?

she is insane

she fucked him since she was 3 in the show

old parker robber

same family

jake and sarah

and a movie

they dont know stop turn around and go back

we won the country born here

it was how much he drugs he wanted to be on, on stage

marilyn manson, from the keyboardest

giving mariilyn manson drugs

dont split up my marriage

starts there so he attacks me, marilyn manson

injected him

let me look up his name

madonna wayne gacy

alix's dad were not gonna take it anymore yea i'll marry my inbred to live

brett/alix, from amanda

face lift too

anne marie right

hide as amanda

stole what from my room

other guys remember

known as pogo

part of the crowd

lets out the dope

their family

then pogos

to

attack

with death worms

needle in arm

they are the only attackers

of drugs

right now anyways

he just asked jo if she wanted some

anton lavey

mated with infants

and alive on stage

and every driver dine in and dive you'll meet it

their america eventually

of sleeping around

met our kids meet us

fast food

restuarants

fuck you fuck us its it

whoa

only them theyre talking to

not now

whoa

drugged her after

two minute

tko

rap at you

to get out of my area

it could of been her one time thing with howard stern and she didnt want it, her kid marilyn manson

the relationship, and after

its there ok

ronald mcdonald

leave

and on tv too

its us

and any family

with a commercial

whoa meeet us own the world

there wasnt music fucking crap

it was we fucked or didnt

noooooooooooooooo

and this i didnt get paid fuck off

wanna see me

no

you just did

i knifed them

duh

they lived there and attacked then

i remembered food

is that drugs

i dunno

mexican dress on later

over it

wtf

we wernt suppossed to tell people my dad went to louisana

the one guy to inbred made so much money off whoreing shit

Wed 10:52 PM

13 years her son with, crack pipes, syringes burned aand left out, and i do em too ooh.

?

she will stalk any guy

each guy is the same

what does my son want youre my son

any bitch with an abortion

whoa

end it

she inbred too

fast food

do it

ok i did

she said mission is my son to stop it for chin

this was it showed her ttalking about herself fucking all the guys at a concert

and has them kill every girl

saw her alive

yea jo hi

and im their mom i kept the girl eyes

beth her real mom too mated with howard stern her dad and kept the collie too

will attack each person when she is behind her

300 people it killed

lied its gonna rape me

she over bred dogs

to kill her

the collie

southern people all ran away and did it

and dont dress up i go at you now i get all the hot guys

anne marie was regina george

and krystina with dress changes

and courtney barker

10 hers

whoa

stay here

amanda said it

they each got a saying

he is the madonna guy

john wayne gacy

truck take off

national lampoon

i remember

no live and work

looking out the window nooooooooooo nooooo

and the signs up it was going to look like writing

wtf

now i see something new i wanna stay

and in her

his wife got to shoot him

all the trailers were it

trailer park dope stop. baker. kill em. addams dad im rich. got a skateboarding name start it with them. no rv. start them. ok half die.

ketazine wake up

blorzaazine go down

methazine strike

pimplorazsssssssssssshh

touch

mehpherazineee smell

love her touch to her

on them all

glrab her

and rob her blind now you see it

it makes noise if it has eyes

or no

leave it in water

on the side, she put up a graduation sign at her party

cant stand you im a hoe mama? and resturant to start in the morning with old women one after the next getting hoe mone from old men to fakee a buisness and feed hoe them all, family alright? and youre a ghost too. so the old woman goes outside. or a man. kids went in obviously a gay still alive. needs attention. and a view. anne marie again.

front lawn

it is courtney trout too

put a rag over my face with gas

i wake up after

what is this

detroit photography train station, all the way to the south, really? not just boating?

first train station, next stop disney world, their abode, their corporation, their hospital, their your not sick, tits see?, all ages did it, drugs free, surf boat and get away from, and maybe a shark to go in a river and live off of for a while, gay, gays tube back family free

tommy lee jones was kathy bell, or looked it, gives his dad a face lift aand he's the old man

omfg

showed me his cock and kissed me on it

nope

you get to live with it too, first video

adams family dad is eminem, and plastic/scott

it is her laughing

there arent that many people around you

she lived with greg, tommy lee jones son he was gay

and tommy lee is mr.brady

behind him is the madonna guys wife

with a dick

and the guys dad in noroi of the dad in the movie

the sopranos main guy dad, and made plastic stuff gay with his dad too, kids toys, and they had to have it, for everyone too to show they are pedophiles and criminals and prison guys jail house rock

fuck it and leave, saw one

grandpa of the noroi son

would not listen to them

broke up his grandpas relationship when he was still young

he brings his body over after he is dead and revives him to fucks girls

and is fermaldohyde missing hand

edisons son

john wilks booth

make the girls ugly

no husband

and a giant

scissor face

passed on arctic monkeys person

jenny

married carmen electra

dans dad too

madonna guy

they tried to pull me off twiggy andd

they said no they broke up

she wears a fake mask too she is kim kardashian

and the tko on the ground from a black guy

her too

When Karens Get Served INSTANT KARMA..

show my pussy

show me my pussy

but crazy drunk talking

ah ma me ma

the guy in the mirror looked so cool

they said they always did

youngerr

and she got the one her mom got

nicole ricci

him

in the video

fat black guy who cares i want that one

straight line

family

follow in

[cassiabaggins]

THANK YOU FOR THAT POST. I’m so tired of seeing wildly out of pocket and majorly OOC writing, especially for our golden boy Leon Kennedy like have none of you seen any of the source material or did you watch a tiktok edit and decided to go nuts? This man is KIND at his core no matter his stage of life, even when dealing with alcoholism, he will always help people and is a sad, traumatised man who is TIRED. Wtf are these fanfic writers even attempting to write about his major abuse of people. I swear to god if I have to see one more rapey “daddy dom” fic about him I’m gonna scream 😭✌🏼

Anyway sorry for the rant, thanks again for that post lol

Me 🤝 You

LEON WOULD NOT FUCKING DO OR SAY THATTTTT