❛ 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗕𝗔'𝗦 𝗗𝗔𝗬 ! — ˓ parte 2/2 ˒
@jobswrites / apenas um compilado de frases que meu personagens provavelmente diriam se estivessem naquela situação. edicão especial de aniversário da joba !!
quentin : so i heard you like bad boys.
kalina : not really.
quentin : oh, thank god.
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roxy : is she always like this when she loses?
gustavo : oh, yeah. you should have been here for the great jenga tantrum
miranda : you bumped the table and you know it!
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keith : 20 years from now, i guarantee you i will be kitty's second husband.
kitty : what happened to my first husband?
keith : nothing you can prove.
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aurora : will you be the yee to my haw?
texas : i am begging you to stop.
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kitty : i have this urge to do something stupid
keith : i’m stupid. do me!
kitty :
keith : did i just say that out loud?
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manager : i've come to take you back
aurora : let me ask taejoon
manager : it's not a choic-
aurora : he says no
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kalina : *sighs dramatically*
quentin : what’s wrong?
kalina : you haven’t looked at me for ten minutes
quentin : we’re watching a movie
kalina : did i ask for an excuse?
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aurora : if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i'd only have one dollar because you're all i think about
texas, holding back tears : we’re gonna be broke
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gustavo : all my shirts are disappearing.
miranda, wearing a shirt three times her size : weird.
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random trainee : you need a hobby.
aurora : i have a hobby.
random trainee : staring at texas’s face is not a hobby.
aurora : you're right. it's a profession and i excel at my job.
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texas : a good romance starts with a good friendship.
aurora : and a bad romance starts with "ra, ra, ah, ah, ah. ro, ma, ro, ma, ma, ma. ga, ga, ohh, la, la."
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gustavo holding miranda in his arms bridal style : i'm like a mug.
miranda : ... explain?
gustavo : holds hot things.
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gustavo : *jumps into bed next to miranda*
gustavo : once again, fate throws us together.
miranda : honey we’ve been married for 5 years this is our bedroom.
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aurora : i’m gonna go take a shower. care to join me?
texas : minsun, there’s a freshly sharpened knife in the kitchen drawer. if i ever say ‘no’ to that question, use it against me.
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kitty : is that your hand on my ass?
keith : it was an accident.
kitty : it's still there.
keith : it's still an accident!
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random guy : so is aurora like, y’know, with someone?
texas : now when you say ‘with someone’, do you mean as in ‘in a romantic/sexual/personal monogamous relationship with a man who will go to war with any and every fuckboi in this proximity for her heart’? then the answer is yes.
texas : oh and that man is me, so i’ve got my fucking eye on you.
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gustavo : i have something i want to get off my chest
miranda : is it your shirt? please say yes
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quentin : what’s your blood type?
kalina : how would i know?
quentin : how would you not?!
kalina : who do you think i am?? karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups???!
quentin : you don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them??!
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someone : what's your favorite color?
texas : aurora.
texas : wait, what was the question?
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miranda : i wasn't that drunk last night.
roxy : you were flirting with gustavo.
miranda : so? he's my boyfriend.
roxy : you asked him if he was single.
roxy : and cried when he said he wasn't.
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kalina : you know i was thinking, what if i uh... unpacked here?
quentin : then all your stuff would be here.
kalina : well, what if all my stuff was here?
quentin : then you'd be going back and forth all the time, i mean it doesn't make any sense.
kalina : okay. what if we lived together and you understand what i'm saying.
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miranda : all i could think of was, you know, "is gustavo gonna kiss me?"
roxy : and did he?
miranda : i'm a lady, roxy, i don't kiss and tell.
miranda : but this hickey speaks for itself.
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miranda : i just had the most amazing bath.
gustavo : really? i don’t like baths.
miranda : wait, you like them with me?
gustavo : honey, it’s not the bath i enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady.
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texas : *licks the chip aurora is about to eat*
texas : i licked it, therefore it is mine.
aurora : *licks texas*
texas, blushing : well played.
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love : uh oh.
kitty : what?
love : somebody's in love.
kitty : yeah, right. i just think keith's cool. it's not like i lay awake at night thinking about him.
kitty, later that night : uh oh.
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keith : kitty and i are no longer friends.
kitty : keith, that is the *worst* way to tell people we’re dating!
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*miranda walks into her bedroom*
gustavo : hey babe!
romeo : hello mira.
roxy : what's up?
miranda : hello, my boyfriend and two people who never seem to stay at their own houses.
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kitty : keith, can i speak to you for a minute? in private.
keith : ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.
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kalina : jail is no fun. i'll tell you that much!
quentin : oh, you've been?
kalina : once. in monopoly.
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gustavo : hey miranda, what’s your last name?
miranda : uh, it hasn’t changed since we first met?
gustavo, getting down on one knee : well, maybe it should.
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miranda : he will always catch me if i run his way, watch
miranda : gustavo!
gustavo : miranda! wait i have food in my hands- *drops food on floor and catches her*
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texas : do you want to see what my snack is?
random trainee : sure.
texas : *shows a picture of aurora*
random trainee : oh. why am i not surprised?
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miranda : is it bad that one of the reasons i love having a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?
gustavo : i'm not gonna lie, sometimes i'm lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs and think "oh crap. i'm the husband. time to go downstairs and die, i guess."
miranda : a true hero.
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aurora, before they dated : you have a face.
texas : yes, i do.
aurora : i mean, a nice face. you have a nice face.
texas : thanks, i think.
aurora : please accept my attempt at flirting. i don’t know what i’m doing.
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kitty : bite me.
keith : only if you ask nicely.
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quentin : okay, finish this sentence. sticks and stones may break my bones..
kalina : …but chains and whips excite me?
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gustavo : miranda let’s go on this trip together.
miranda : gustavo i am busy trying to finish this project by the deadline.
gustavo : don't make me use the voice.
miranda : what voice?
gustavo : *speaks slow, deeper and rougher* this one.
miranda : o-oh...my
gustavo : you're coming...or not?
miranda : i am already packing.
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kitty : why is your back all scratched up?
keith : *flashback to him chasing a raccoon after kitty told him to leave it alone*
keith : i'm having an affair.
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kalina : *kicks the door open looking panicked*
quentin : what did you do?
kalina : nobody died!
quentin : what kind of answer is that???
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roxy, before miranda and gustavo dated: what’s this?
miranda : it’s my to-do list.
roxy : oh? that’s great. i’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-
roxy : this just says “gustavo”.
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gustavo, looking through his wedding album : i remember during the wedding, miranda was crying so hard she couldn’t even say ‘i do’. have you ever seen someone cry harder?
romeo : that was you, gustavo. and no, i haven’t.
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keith : hey, spell ‘me’
kitty : ‘m, e’ ?
keith : you forgot the d
kitty : there’s no ‘d’ in ‘me’
keith : not yet ;)
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roxy : why are your tongues purple?
gustavo : we had slushies. i had a blue one.
miranda : i had a red one.
roxy : oh.
roxy :
roxy : oh!
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gustavo : you deserve a reward for dealing with me miranda.
miranda : you are my reward.
keith : you deserve a reward for dealing with me kitty.
kitty : damn fucking right i do.
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kalina : is that seat taken?
quentin : that’s my lap
kalina : i know what i said
quentin, blushing :
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gustavo : so i’m thinking for our wedding we should have a giant fire pit... maybe have it in the summer?
miranda : wedding? we're not even engaged yet.
gustavo :
gustavo : that's what i forgot to do last night.
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kalina : *unbuttoning shirt* god, it's so hot in here.
quentin : i know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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keith : i just kind of feel like we're meant to be together, i mean look at how fate just throws us together like this!
kitty : keith, it's 3am. you are literally in the middle of climbing through my window. how did you even get here?!
keith : fate brought me here. i just told you that.
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romeo, before miranda and gustavo dated : why is gustavo screaming and doing push ups in front of miranda’s apartment.
roxy : i told him that she saw a guy doing 1000 push ups and was impressed.
romeo : she didn't though.
roxy : exactly.
gustavo : 834! are you impressed yet! 835!
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kitty : i wish for me to have a good rest of the week.
kitty : *drops a dime on the wishing well*
keith : well i wish i get to be kitty’s boyfriend~
keith : *seductively empties about 10 bags of change*
kitty :
keith :
kitty :
keith : to be fair, it was a legitimate wish.
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texas : who ate all the cookies?
aurora, panicking : ninjas.
texas : but i didn’t even see them.
aurora : no one ever does.
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quentin, playing among us with kalina : the imposter is pretty good
kalina : thx
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miranda : here's your cereal
gustavo : can i have a big spoon please?
miranda : of course *delicately embraces him from behind*
gustavo : lovely
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kitty : whatever you're thinking right now, stop it
keith : what?
kitty : you always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
keith : i love you
kitty :
keith :
keith : also cereal qualifies as a soup
kitty : i knew it
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texas : aurora i really don't have time for this...
aurora : you have to, it's in your planner
texas : you can't just take my planner and write "aurora time" all over it!
aurora : sure i can. you're also scheduled for a long, warm hug later.
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miranda, sleeping : *rolls over in bed and knees gustavo in the ribs*
gustavo : ow
gustavo : you kneed me
miranda, sleepily : yeah, yeah i do need you
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*training for a spelling bee competion*
kalina : next up, your word is fergalicious.
quentin : definition?
kalina : make them boys go loco.
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kitty : if you say anything stupid i will shut your mouth with my mouth.
keith :
kitty :
keith : ...crocodiles are amphibians.
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quentin : what are you doing?
kalina : tying your shoes.
quentin : ... why?
kalina : so you don’t fall for anyone else.
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miranda : gustavo has been working out a lot lately, i wonder what he needs to be so strong for.
roxy : who knows?
gustavo, at the gym: *lifting weights* i’m gonna be so good at hugging miranda!
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aurora : hey taejoon, guess what my jackets made out of
texas : wool?
aurora : no, girlfriend mat-
texas : you’re gonna get cold if you’re wearing anything other than wool, here take my jacket
aurora : *tearing up* o-ok
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miranda : hey, can you help me with this zipper?
gustavo : sure.
miranda :
miranda : up!
gustavo : oh, less fun.
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aurora : *eating a cinnamon roll*
texas : cannibalism.
aurora : *confused chewing noises*
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miranda : do you ever look at gustavo and just, "who the hell blessed me with this dork. i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy"
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quentin : someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didn't answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
kalina : what if it was mario you utter fool
quentin, crying : shit... you right....
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keith : i believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
kitty : no, you misheard me, i said it was ‘sadness factory’.
keith :
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texas : i need you.
aurora : for?
texas : ever.
aurora, voice cracking : oh
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kitty : i hope you’re not going to do anything stupid.
keith : i hope you’re not hoping too hard.
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miranda, slamming a package onto the kitchen counter : i got the steak from the freezer.
gustavo : why do you have chocolate on your face?
miranda : it was under a chocolate cake.
gustavo : so you ate your way through it?
miranda : i made a judgment call. you weren’t there.
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kalina, reading something on her cellphone : y’know apparently the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body?
quentin : really? huh!
kalina :
kalina :
kalina : hey quentin, wanna fight?
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*miranda and gustavo, on a movie date, watching twilight*
miranda : if you make out with me during the baseball scene, i will kill you.
gustavo : it’s just something about this movie!
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Bet. Eric (The Boyz) x Reader
Okay so hello everyone! FIRST IMAGINE, ONE-SHOT, WHATEVER IS CALLED FINALLY UP GUUURL. Yes, it took some time and i just feel like i squeezed my brain for this one. I really really hope you like it.
Dont go too harsh on me, remember im just starting and i need to learn more about how to be a better writer.
So, about this little story, main characters are Eric from The Boyz and you babies, of course.
Warnings: I ALWAYS tend to write Reader like a really cursing person, so if you dont like it, please tell me when you send your requests.
//SMUT, FLUFF//
Enjoy!
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Everybody knows how you feel when Eric is around you. And you can swear he feels the same way, at least you can tell by how your relationship is with him Always being so soft, holding hands, telling how much you miss eachother. But that is what friends do sometimes, right?
Hwall laughs loudly at that statement, making you blush almost instantly.
-Please tell me if you see me doing that with Sunwoo, and maybe i’ll believe you- He smiles at you, tilting his head to the side- I’ll prove you that he loves you nuts, i will wait for the perfect opportunity-
And so did he. His plan started with a normal conversation in Hyunjae’s place. Eating fried chicken and watching horror movies with your 12 favorite boys seemed a pretty good atmosphere to be closer to Eric. His arms holding you tight enough so you cant move, your head resting on his neck, fitting perfectly. His smell, sweet like cinnamon, is driving you crazy. You move your eyes towards his face, only seeing it from below. He looked so inmersed in the movie, the TV light making his features pop even more, his sharp jawline tensing because of the scary plot, his mouth slightly open makes you lick your lips. You feel little butterflies in your tummy when he starts rubbing your hips with his thumb. Suddenly, clothes become a huge barrier between his skin and yours.
Jacob’s scream makes you wake up from your daydreaming, while Eric jumps due to his friend’s overreaction. You all burst into laugh. He is not a good company when it comes to seeing those kind of movies.
-Hey, dont laugh at me. I dont have anyone to hug me when im scared- He hugs his pillow, you can see him pouting slightly. You giggle, blushing a little when Eric turns to look at you, you could swear that he can see the pink color of your cheeks.
-That’s right!- Hwall grabs this opportunity to start his beautiful mission, making you and Eric see how much you love eachother. - Y/N and Eric are stuck to eachother like they are glued or something- He points at you, and Eric grabs a pillow to throw it at him, letting go a nervous laugh.
-I bet that you can’t be a day without touching eachother- says Changmin without moving his eyes from the TV’s screen. He doesn’t seem to be playing, actually, he looks very serious.
You gasp too loud, and instantly separate your body from Eric’s, making you feel empty.
-Of course we can- Eric says with a playfull voice. He loved to do this, bet and win- We won’t touch eachother today, and if we win, you will buy icecream for the two of us everytime we want this month-
Wow, so that’s it? That’s how easy it was for him to stop having some kind of physical contact with you? You feel a tiny knot in your throat and you try to swallow it.
-Okay, lets do it- Hwall smiles at you and winks.
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Actually, it was easier than what you thought. Having a good time with Hyunjae and Sunwoo made it all better. While the other ones were playing videogames, the three of you decided to play Jenga.
-Look, look, its going to fall. Im 100% sure- You start doing some mental pressure on Hyunjae, letting go an evil laugh. And you were right.
Sunwoo and you start laughing, throwing your bodies to the floor. Exagerating the situation and seeing Hyunjae’s face makes the moment priceless, and your stomach starts to hurt.
-OKAY, it isnt that big deal. I will eat that chili pepper, BUT YOU CAN’T RECORD IT- Hyunjae says and he walks to the kitchen.
While laughing, you feel a cold finger poking your cheek. You turn around, facing Eric’s little body frame. You can feel how his eyes are checking your whole body, making you shiver. “I’ve never seen Eric looking at me like that, what is wrong?”
-I need to talk to you, just a few seconds. It’s important- His deep voice makes you get up unconsciously from your chair, wanting to grab his hand. But hell no, you just can’t do it. If you lose the bet, it’ll better be by his touch and not yours.
You both walk to the hall that separates Hyunjae’s bedroom from the living room. You gasp too loudly when Eric grabs your wrists with enough strenght to pin you against the wall, making a loud sound. You suddenly become scared that the sound was going to draw the attention of the boys, but you can’t deny that this is giving you an intense and delicious adrenaline
You can see in front of you a whole new Eric, a side of him you’ve never seen. He was looking and you with lust and a pinch of darkness in his eyes, licking his lips. You can compare him to an animal who is about to eat his food, and that food was you.
-I just couldn’t...- Eric is interrumpted by your hands touching the skin covered by his white t-shirt. He shivers, surprised by the courage you had to make the second move. You can feel his constant goosebumps while touching his abdomen, and how his breathing start to become gasps.
You are needy. You need his body close to yours, and now the waiting was killing you. You don’t even care about nothing else but the effects that your hands provoque in Eric’s body.
You can see that he starts to lose his mind, pressing his body harder against yours. You can feel him, the bulge covered by dark brown jeans, almost begging for release. The sudden contact to your stomach makes your pussy start pulsating slowly, feeling your underwear wetter.
-Just kiss me already- you whisper, his face is too close so you can feel his hot breath covering your face. It was in a fast move that he collided his plump lips against yours, without even opening them. It was like a 14 year old’s kiss, on those times when you liked someone but were too innocent to know what kissing was about.
But Eric couldn’t wait any longer, so he slowly started to open his mouth, giving you full access to it. You dont think about it twice and insert your tongue, exploring every corner of his wet cavity, driving you crazy the way he tries to twirl his tongue against yours. You invite him to enter in your mouth and he doesn’t protest, grabbing you lightly by the back of your neck to pull you closer, if it’s even possible.
It didn’t take that long to lose your self-control. But a little side of your brain didn’t want to get caught while making out with Eric.
-Eric, lets go somewhere else- you mumble between the sloppy kisses. He only nods, never breaking the kiss, and pushing you with him towards Hyunjae’s bedroom.
He throws you to the bed, making you fall on your back and bouncing on the mattress as he begins to take out his clothes, not even taking a break. You follow his steps and you can finally feel his skin against yours. This, adding the tongue kisses that he is giving to you in your neck, makes you moan, loudly enough for Eric to listen. He laughs deeply.
-So needy, i like that- it feels like he has changed his voice completely, now is almost like a growl coming out of his throat. You moan again as an agreement.
His hands start to roam all over your body, but skipping all the places you need them to be. You start moving under his touch, desperately trying to get more and more of him.
He understands your intentions and pleases you by kissing your breasts, painfully slow, You arch your back so he can use his whole mouth to make you feel good, and oh my god he knows how to do it. When he bites your left nipple you let go a whimper, that makes him grip your hips tighter and bringing you closer to him.
At the slightest touch of his crotch hidden inside his boxers with you damp underwear, you both sigh and look into eachothers eyes. His sweaty forehead and swollen lips makes you crave him even more, and you give him the signal.
-I just cant wait any longer, please, skip the foreplay. Im ready.- You would be so embarassed if you were lucid enough to hear what you’re saying and how, but fire is burning your weak body and only Eric could make you scape from it, taking you to the clouds.
He rips off your panties, takes his boxers off and without warning, you can feel his dick inside of you, making you bite your lower lip in pain. He groans, resting his head in your chest while you can feel his breath tickling your skin. He is waiting for you to make the first movement so he doesn’t hurt you.
-You feel so fucking tight, Y/N-This makes you tighten even more around his cock, and you feel proud on how his body twirls on response.
When you feel that pleasure takes off all the pain, you begin to rub your hips against Eric’s, making his cock move in circles inside of you. That hits the exact spots you wanted, and you can feel that Eric is enjoying it too.
Between groans, moans, little neck bites and back scratches, he starts pounding on you with no mercy, both of your bodies colliding with eachother making slapping sounds. Oh, everything is so filthy, and it only makes the knot in your stomach grow.
He starts stroking your hair and speaks with an inaudible voice covered by whimpers: -Baby, im coming, please tell me you’re close too-
That nickname doesn’t even let you answer, you just scream his name while collapsing in pleasure, shaking your body and closing your eyes. He chases his own orgasm by watching you fall apart because of him, filling you with his seed and slowing his pace because of the overstimulation.
Now the room is in silence, just the both of you trying to catch some air and looking at eachother without saying a word.
There’s nothing to be said, actually. You just fucked your best friend, and it was the best damn thing that could ever happened. You smile because of your thoughts and he smiles in return, leaving a peck on your lips.
Still inside of you, and realizing the uncomfortable position he was in -in the edge of the bed, almost kneeling on the floor, making his muscles sore- he rests his body by letting it fall against yours, not crushing you of course.
-We just lost the bet- he finally breaks the ice, making you giggle.
-We? You couldn’t keep your hands to yourself- You raise an eyebrow as soon as he looks up at you, with a cocky smile.
-Tell me you didn’t enjoy it. Unless you were screaming my name so i dont forget it and, believe me, I wont- You slap him on his shoulder. Now he seems more Eric than ever, being childish and ruining the best moments.
You stroke his blonde and sweaty hair, forgetting about everything that is going on outside. On how the guys are still watching the movie and the problematic situation that you are into because you decided to fuck in Hyunjae’s bed.
-You don’t know how much i wanted to make you mine, T/N- Eric makes you wake up from your thoughts, blushing instantly.
-I’ve always been yours, Eric. You were just to blind to see it-
Eric answers you by pnly kissing your cheek and smiling like an idiot. Your idiot
And, now you just can admit that you lost the bet. But icecream will never be as sweet as Eric’s lips.
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