✰ BEST OF THE BEST REASONS TO WRITE FUCKIN’ RECORD REVIEWS IN 2019 ✰
It’s that time again: let’s feast from 2019′s Grapevine That Is Never Pruned with 21 (+ approximately 277 more) of the BEST OF THE BEST REASONS TO WRITE FUCKIN’ RECORD REVIEWS IN 2019! ✰ 7th ANNIVERSARY ✰
<All long playing vinyl records unless otherwise noted...& many cassettes>
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✰ TAIWAN HOUSING PROJECT Sub-Language Trustees (ever/never) ✰
✰ SAMANTHA RIOTT Bloodletting download (self-released)
✰ PAULA GARCIA STONE Undercurrent cd (Linear Obsessional, UK)
✰ POSSIBLE HUMANS Everybody Split (Trouble In Mind)
✰ WILLIAM HENRY MEUNG cassette FMerror (chemical imbalance., Australia)
✰ LEILA BORDREUIL Headflush (Catch Wave Ltd)
✰ LEIGHTON CRAIG Diamond Eye (Bruit Direct Disques, France)
✰ KNITTED ABYSS Bad Lassies (Paradise Daily, Australia)
✰ WEAK SIGNAL LP1 (Mag Mag)
✰ TOM OF ENGLAND Sex Monk Blues (L.I.E.S.)
✰ DRY CLEANING Boundary Road Snacks And Drinks & Sweet Princess LP (It’s OK, UK)
✰ 75 DOLLAR BILL I Was Real double LP (Thin Wrist Recordings)
✰ DARK BLUE Victory Is Rated (12XU)
✰ KALI MALONE The Sacrificial Code 3 cd (iDEAL Recordings, Sweden)
✰ SHABAZZ MYSTIK Chant D’Lâme (Off, Belgium)
✰ LONG HOTS Give And Take 7” (Third Man)
✰ AMIRTHA KIDAMBI & LEA BERTUCCI Phase Eclipse cassette (Astral Spirits)
✰ CHRIS BROKAW End Of The Night (VDSQ)
✰ SPIRAL WAVE NOMADS Spiral Wave Nomads (Twin Lakes/Feeding Tube)
✰ HAMA Houmeissa (Sahel Sounds)
✰ YL HOOI Untitled cassette (Altered States Tapes, Australia)
JEANINES Jeanines (Slumberland)
ARTEFACTOS DE DOLOR La Niña double LP (Pain Artifacts)
U-BAHN U-Bahn (Future Folklore, France)
MDOU MOCTAR Ilana: The Creator (Sahel Sounds)
STEFAN CHRISTENSEN The Upcoming Flame (bruit direct disques, France)
TYSHAWN SOREY & MARILYN CRISPELL The Adornment Of Time cd (Pi Recordings)
ALE HOP Apophenia (Buh Records, Peru)
TIM PANARETOS Submergence cd-r (chemical imbalance., Australia) & Opposites End download (self-released, Australia)
KATE CARR City Of Bridges download (Longform Editions, Australia)
WRITHING SQUARES Out Of The Ether (Trouble In Mind)
MY NORTH EYE (My) North Eye (2011) cd-r (Reverb Worship, France)
PINOCCHIO Pinocchio ep (Toxic State)
BRIDGET HAYDEN Soil And Song cassette (Synchronise Witches, UK) [comes with Karen Dalton fanzine!]
The COWBOYS The Bottom Of A Rotten Flower (Feel It Records)
OLUMPUS Caucus & Surplus downloads (both stabbies, etc., New Zealand)
CHUCK CLEAVER Send Aid (Shake It!)
JOSÉ DIAS After Silence, Vol. 1. cd (Clean Feed, Portugal)
KNIFE WIFE Family Party cassette (Sister Polygon)
TRAMPOLINE TEAM Trampoline Team (HoZac)
KATE CARR Heatwave cassette (self-released, UK)
SEBASTIEN STH BISET Islæd cd (Mnóad, Belgium)
PHAROAH CHROMIUM Eros + Massacre (Scum Yr Earth, France)
JOSEPH ALLRED Aspirant cassette (Garden Portal Tapes) & O, Meadowlark (Feeding Tube)
ANDREA BORGHI Tistre cassette (Dinzu Artefacts)
MOPE GROOVES Desire (See My Friends Records)
JOSHUA ABRAMS & NATURAL INFORMATION SOCIETY Mandatory Reality (Eremite)
SOFIE BIRCH Island Alchemy cassette (Constellation Tatsu)
VOYAGE DATA Voyage Data cassette (Econore, Germany)
JONNY COUCH Mystery Man (Damages Sofa)
FISCHERLE Gmatwacz cassette (Czaszka, UK)
ROCKET 808 Rocket 808 (12XU)
LINDA TRIP Sad Bangers cassette (Superdreamer)
MATTHEW J. ROLIN Matthew J. Rolin (Feeding Tube Records)
STEKKERDOOS Kalendar cassette (No Rent)
IAN HAWGOOD 光 (Home Normal, Japan)
ÀLEX REVIRIEGO • DISCORDIAN STRING ENSEMBLE Incerto For Doublebass And Strings download (Discordian, Spain)
JULIA KENT Temporal cd (The Leaf Label, UK)
NAPS Better To Give cassette (Gertrude Tapes)
TERROR OF THE DEEP The A-Team cassette (Melted Ice Cream, New Zealand)
CLAIRE ROUSAY Friends cassette (Never Anything)
ANNA SUBIRIANA • POL PADRÓS • JOAN ANTONI PICH Brull’s Bet download (Discordian, Spain)
HAKOBUNE A Fan, Strings, and Two Guitars cassette (Patient Sounds)
LORI GOLDSTON Things Opening (Second Editions, Germany)
The RESONARS No Exit (Trouble In Mind)
MARCIA BASSETT • MANUEL MOTA • MARGARIDA GARCIA Here They Rest Immobile (Yew)
URANIUM CLUB The Cosmo Cleaners: The Higher Calling Of Business Provocateurs (Fashionable Idiots/Static Shock, UK)
THE COOL GREENHOUSE “Crap Cardboard Pet” 7” (Hidden Bay Records, France)
ROB NOYES “You Are Tired”/“Nightmare Study” 7” (Market Square Recordings, UK)
TOM LÖNNQVIST Häviävän Pieni Osa (Guggenhavn Archive, Sweden)
GOTOBEDS Debt Begins At 30 (Sub Pop)
GREG KELLEY/ROB NOYES Greg Kelley/Rob Noyes split cassette (self-released)
DEAD SEA APES The Free Territory double LP (Feeding Tube Records)
DRAGGS Draggs cassette (Slime Street, Australia)
SPRAY PAINT Into The Country (12XU)
SPF Paul’s McCartney
2 CHEVRONS No Rules In Outta Space cassette (Albert’s Basement, Australia)
DARK TEA Dark Tea (Fire Talk)
TERRINE Live At Home cassette (Econore, Germany)
The SNAKES The Snakes (Anti Fade, Australia)
LIVE SKULL Saturday Night Massacre (Bronson Recordings, Italy)
ELKHORN Sun Cycle/Elk Jam 2 LP (Feeding Tube)
MESSRS Messrs 12” (Heel Turn Records)
VIRGINIA PLAIN Strange Game (All Hands Electric)
JEN KUTLER Dismbodied (EyeVee)
MOR AIR Life Behind Glass cassette (Genot Centre, Czech Republic)
CIA DEBUTANTE The Landlord (Siltbreeze)
JOSÉ DIAS After Silence, Volume 1 cd (Celan Feed, Portugal)
LAURA LUNA CASTILLO Folksonomies cassette (Cudighi Records)
THE GIRL IN TIMES NEW VIKING The Girl In Times New Viking (The Fah-Q Catalog)
43 ODES 43 Odes cassette (Eiderdown)
OOF Vanity Plate cassette & EGO cassette (both Fuzzy Warbles cassettes)
ORGUE AGNÈS A Une Gorge (three:four, Switzerland; Standard In-Fi - 2018)
MICHAEL MORLEY Heavens Idleness Awaits 2 LP (Thin Wrist Recordings)
CHRISTINA KUBISCH Schall Und Klang cd (Fragment Factory, Germany)
HUNTED CREATURES Sleep Weed cassette (White Reeves Productions)
UNITED WATERS Coma To Coma (Drawing Room Records)
JULIUS MENARD Hr cassette (Econore, Germany)
GEE TEE Chromo-Zone download (self/released, Australia)
AARON RUSSELL Coral Music cassette (Gertrude Tapes)
9TH HOUSE Planetary EP 12” (Hot Haus, UK)
SCAN Scan 7” ep (Drugfront)
The HECKS My Star (Trouble In Mind)
ALINA PETROVA & KIRA WEINSTEIN Sad Ko cassette (Never Anything)
HIEROPHANTS Spitting Out Moonlight (Anti Fade, Australia)
NOTS 3 (Goner)
P WITS The Desire and Pursuit of The Whole cassette (chemical imbalance., Australia)
GOLDEN PELICANS Grinding For Gruel (12XU)
TOPDOWN DIALECTIC Vol. 2 (Peak Oil)
M. SAGE Catch A Blessing (Geographic North)
ECHO OHS Wild Weeds 12” (1:12 Records, New Zealand)
CIVIC Selling, Sucking, Blackmail Bribes 7" (Total Punk)
WENDY EISENBERG & SHANE PARRISH Nervous Systems (Verses)
KNEELING IN PISS Tour De Force cassette (The Fah-Q Catalog)
s.soo Tyman download (New York Haunted, Netherlands)
WSCHÓD Wschód cd (Clean Feed, Portugal)
PREENING Gang Laughter (Digital Regress)
CLARICE JENSEN Drone Studies cassette (Geographic North)
MARBLED EYE Beat Sessions, Vol. 8 cassette (Shout Recordings)
STEVE MOORE Steve Moore 12” (L.I.E.S)
The SELVA Canícula Rosa cd (Clean Feed, Australia)
PROGRAM Show Me 12” (Anti Fade, Australia)
SLUMB PARTY Spending Money (Drunken Sailor, UK)
EUN-JUNG KIM & CHARLIE COLLINS Shining Days cd (Linear Obsessional, UK)
NEON Neon 12” (Square One Again)
CUCINA POVERA Zoom (Night School, Scotland)
PAULA SHOCRON & PABLO DÍAZ with GUILLERMO GREGORIO Díalogos cd (Fundacja Słuchaj, Poland)
MY NORTH EYE / LE GOÛT ACIDE DES CONSERVATOURS MNE • L / G / A / D / C split cassette ([Equilibre Fragile], France)
The WOOLEN MEN Human To Human (Dog’s Table)
PIERCE WARNECKE & LOUIS LAURAIN
Phonotypic Plasticity cassette (Astral Spirits)
BIG QUIET Interesting Times (Unblinking Ear)
SEAN ALI • LEILA BORDREUIL • JOANNA MATTREY I Used to Sing So Lyrical cassette (Astral Spirits)
POWDER Powder In Space cd (Beats In Space)
MUKQS Jaki Crush cassette (No Rent)
DENNIS GONZALEZ & DEREK ROGERS Certain Aspects cd (Marginal Frequency)
PONT-À-MOUSSON Bye Bye Mirello! cassette (ABrecords, France)
AKI ONDA A Method To Its Messiness (Thalamos, Greece)
ALEXANDER Untitled cassette (Garden Portal)
BRANDY “Clown Pain”/“Rent Quest” 7” (Total Punk)
MAJOR STARS Roots Of Confusion, Seeds Of Joy (Drag City)
LORI GOLDSTON & JUDITH HAMANN Alloys cd (Marginal Frequency)
PAINT THINNER The Sea Of Pulp (ŌBLĒK)
JEANS BEAST Unearthly Gardens Of The New Gods cd-r (Econore, Germany) & Attrition cassette (self-releases, Germany)
SKULL PRACTITIONERS Skull Practitioners 12” (In The Red)
UROCHROMES Trope House (Wharf Cat)
LIVINGDOG & MIKE JOHNSON CRO$$ cassette (Constellation Tatsu)
HEADROOM New Heaven 12” (ever/never)
JEFF HENDERSON The Charming Clarinet download (III Records, NewZealand)
GRAHAM DUNNING & EDWARD LUCAS End Of A Cable cassette (tsss tapes, Italy)
VILDE CHAYE Demos cassette (Brainplan)
Heavy Space Records - Anthology Volumes I & II cassettes (Ikuisuus, Finland)
KYLE EYRE CLYD Eggshell cd (Yew)
NEUTRALS Kebab Disco (Emotional Response)
FREDDIE DOUGGIE Freddie Douggie: Live on Juneteenth cassette (International Anthem)
AGUSTÍ FERNÁNDEZ • WILLIAM PARKER • SUSIE IBARRA One Night At The Joan Miró Foundation cd (Fundacja Słuchaj, Poland)
HUGO MASSIEN Dance Trax Vol. 21 (Unknown To The Unknown)
RRILL BELL Vagabond Laws cassette (Gertrude Tapes)
GAMARDAH FUNGUS Natural Storm cd (Hidden Vibes, Ukraine)
WAYNE ROGERS The Air Below (Twisted Village)
UNKNOWN SENDER Unknown Sender (Colonel Records)
BLUES LAWYER Something Different (Mt.St.Mtn)
DURA Reverberation Hymns cassette (Garden Portal)
JODIE LOWTHER The Cat Collects download (self-released)
WOLKOROTS Dan Manialogism cassette (Magma Tones, Finland)
CEREAL KILLER The Beginning And End Of Cereal Killer (Anti Fade, Australia)
COLIN WEBSTER/MARK HOLUB Nadir (Raw Tonk, UK)
The CAVEMEN Lowlife 7” EP (Slovenly)
FRANCISCA GRIFFIN The Spaces Between cd (CocoMuse, New Zealand)
ANDY HUMAN & THE REPTOIDS “Psychic Sidekick” 7” (Total Punk)
SEI A Mode Static 12” (Aus Music, U.K.)
JOHN SAINT PELVYN Improvisation 7.7.18 download (Southern Jukebox Music)
REBEL SCUM The Descent cassette (chemical imbalance., Australia - 2018)
S. ARAW TRIO XIII Activated Clown cassette (NNA Tapes)
FERRAN FAGES & VASCO TRILLA Gestell cd (Raw Tonk, UK)
HUA LUN Wanderlænd + 2 cassette (Katuktu Collective)
VIRVON VARVON Mind Cancer cassette (Girlsville)
PHILIPP OTTERBACH The Rest Is Bliss (Knekelhuis, Netherlands)
EDITRIX Talk To Me download (self-released)
PAVLOV’S PUSS Comfort Food (Melted Ice Cream, New Zealand)
NATHALIE STERN Nerves And Skin cassette (Cruel Nature, UK)
AKI TAKASE Hokusai cd (Intakt, Switzerland)
MOORDDROOM Deep VR Edits bandcamp DL (New York Haunted, Netherlands)
EXEK Some Beautiful Species Left (Digital Regress)
CLAIRE BIRCHALL “Dead Air” bandcamp DL (it, Australia)
JUDY & The JERKS Bone Spur cassette (Earth Girl) & Music For Donuts ep (Thrilling Living)
POWER STEERING Power Steering cassette (chemical imbalance., Australia)
RASMUS TIETCHENS HOBOTPAHC cd-r (New York Haunted, Netherlands)
UTINUTIN Black Cat, Anyeurism, And Simian Politics download (no label)
GUY BIRKIN Yemen Data Project cassette (New York Haunted, Netherlands)
LINUS VANDEWOLKEN Het Vlier Een Hommel Op Aarde 10”x 2 (Okraïna, Belgium)
JOHN CHANTLER Tomorrow Is Too Late (Room40, Australia)
JENNIFER VANILLA J.E.N.N.I.F.E.R. EP 12” (Beats In Space)
WOW Come La Notte (Maple Death, Italy)
KATE MOHANTY Disappear Here cassette (Friendship Tapes)
ASTRO SOCIAL CLUB & GRUMBLING FUR Plasma Splice Trifle (vhf)
SANR Kesif cd (Flaming Pines, UK)
ANDREW TASSELMYER & PATRICK SPATZ Interior Currents cassette (Constellation Tatsu)
AHMEDOU AHMED LOWLA Terrouzi cassette (Sahel Sounds)
SKRU Count Zero cassette (Bedouin, UAE)
PUGILIST Blue 06 12” (Whities, UK)
ULAAN KHOL Collapsing Hymns cassette (Worstward)
L.$.D. FUNDRAISER No Peace Without Tranquility (no label, New Zealand)
COCHONNE Cochonne (self released)
LE POUFS À CORDES Le Poufs À Cordes cd (Pagans, France)
FRET! A Vanity Spawned By Fear cassette (Cruel Nature, UK)
UNWAR Other People cd-r (Magma Tones, Finland)
WOJCIECH RUSIN The Funnel (Akashic, Scotland)
SLEEPER AND SNAKE Junction And High (Aarght, Australia)
The OILIES Psychic Dog (Fruits & Flowers)
ELI KESZLER Empire 12” (Shelter Press, France)
HAIDER 10961 12” (Aus Music, UK)
FOSTER CARE El Abuso (Total Punk)
TORN HAWK Time Is A Scam 2x 12” (L.I.E.S.)
The LICE Nancy Spungen download (self-released)
DJ XNX ATX (Get Busy!, Russia)
SHITTY LIFE Vinyls Discography (Lo-Fo Lo-Life, Germany)
GONG GONG GONG 幽靈節奏 = Phantom Rhythm (Wharf Cat)
SARAH LOUISE Nighttime Birds And. Opening Stars (Thrill Jockey)
MYRIAM BLEAU Lumens & Profits (Where To Now?, UK)
TV DUST Forget (MyOwnPrivateRecords / Occult Gang, Italy)
PRIMORJE Reference Path cassette (Thalamos, Greece)
JUNE CHIKUMA Ler Archives LP + 7” (Freedom To Spend)
dMyanche Ergonomie cassette (Indian Redhead, France)
EQUIPMENT POINTED ANKH Live (Sophomore Lounge)
VIV CORRINGHAM Until I Learn The Language Of Mineral Vegetable cassette (Linear Obsessional, UK)
JACOB WICK feel (Thin Wrist)
AMATEUR HOUR Framtiden Tillhör Inte Oss (Happiest Place, Sweden)
The FICTIVE FIVE Anything Is Possible cd (Clean Feed, Portugal)
DANKETSU 9 Towards A Walk In The Sun cd (Patient Sounds (intl))
IVAN THE TOLERABLE Rations 2LP (Stolen Body, UK)
DANA Glowing Auras And Black Money (Heel Turn)
NATE YOUNG Volume 3: Dance Of The Weeping Babe 12” (Lower Floor)
SHOLTO DOBIE & MARK HARWOOD The Blue Horse cd (Penultimate Press, UK)
HEAVY METAL 4 (Statik Age Music, Germany)
WET TUNA Water Weird (Three Lobed Recordings)
CARRAGEENAN Invisible Design cassette (Czaszka, UK)
PRIVATE ANARCHY Central Planning (Round Bale Recordings)
HIDEO NAKASAKO Texture Of Days cassette (Muzan Editions, Japan)
PRANA CRAFTER Bodhi Cheetah’s Choice (Beyond Beyond Is Beyond)
PATRICK SHIROISHI & NOEL MEEK Break Your Eyes cassette (Sploosh)
ANDY HUMAN & The REPTOIDS Psychic Sidekick (Total Punk)
SLAG QUEENS You Can’t Go Out Like That (Rough Skies Records, Australia)
ALIAS G Natural Love 12” (Unknown To The Unknown, UK)
NIVHEK After Its Own Death / Walking In A Spiral Towards The House cd (W.25th)
GARCIA PEOPLES Natural Facts (Beyond Beyond Is Beyond)
MARCO SERRATO/FRANCESCO COVARINO Bestemmia cd (Raw Tonk, UK)
HOUSEWIVES Twilight Splendour (Blank Editions, UK)
CLOUDWATCHERS Cloudwatchers cd (Unexplained Sounds Group, Italy)
CATHERINE LAMB Shade/Gradient (Black Pollen Press -2018)
UNITED BIBLE STUDIES Porti Sepolti cassette (Sloow Tapes, Belgium)
ÚJ BÁLA Diacritical Marks And Angels cassette (Baba Vanga, Czech Republic)
STRENGTH N.I.A. Do Televisions, Frankie Moore ritual cassette (Stength N.I.A., UK)
DAVID LIPTAK David Lipton: Dove Songs [Tony Arnold, soprano/Allison D’Amato, piano] cd
ANNĒE ZĒRO La Coolitude (Indian Redhead, France)
MELENAS “Ya Me No Importa Si Tú Quieres”/“Si Tú Me Quieres” 7” (El Nebula Recordings, Spain)
WHIRLING HALL OF KNIVES Knukke cassette (Cruel Nature, UK)
PROTRUDERS Poison Future (Feel It)
MOTHER JUNO Commit cassette (popnihil)
LEFT HAND CUTS OFF THE RIGHT Purge cassette (Fractal Meat Cuts, UK)
CLAIRE ROUSAY t4t cassette (No Rent)
IQ+1 Conversaphone Plus (mappa, Slovenia)
BENOÎT PIOULARD & SEAN CURTIS PATRICK Avocationals (Bacon Sound)
DELPHINE DORA Dunkles Zu Sagen (self-released)
SOOT Pockmarked With...Soot! cassette (Eternal Soundcheck, Australia)
DAN MELCHIOR BAND Negative Freedom (In The Red)
TÔLE FROIDE Tôle Froide (Le Turc Mecanique, France - 2018)
AHMED AG KAEDY Alkaline Kidal (Sahel Sounds)
DUNNING & UNDERWOOD The Blow Vol. 5 cassette (Front & Follow, UK)
TAKAHIRO MUKAI Super Annoying cassette (Fort Evil Fruit, Ireland)
ANTONIO High Voltage! cassette (Altered States Tapes, Australia)
CUBE Decoy (W.25th)
The PLAINS The Plains cassette (chemical imbalance., Australia)
KA BAIRD Respires (Rvng Intl.)
GINO & The GOONS Do The Get Around (Drunken Sailor, UK)
VIVIEN LE FAY Ecolalia (Boring Machines, Italy)
DUKE Uingizaji Hewa (Nyege Nyege Tapes, Uganda)
ARIAN SHAFIEE Arabic Voice cassette (unifactor)
MOUNT TROUT Shelter Belt cassette (Rough Skies, Australia)
OCEAN FLOOR Vernalis cassette (Eiderdown)
CURRENT AFFAIRS “Buckle Up”/“World In Crisis” 7” (dotx3, Germany)
AARON SNOW Instrumentals ‘15-‘19 cassette (Surf Shop)
MELKINGS Movement Music cassette (Regional Bears, UK)
DECIMUS DECIMUS 6 (self-released)
SYLVIE COURVOISIER and MARK FELDMAN Time Gone Out cd (Intakt, Switzerland)
DANIEL HOLT Daniel Holt 12” (L.I.E.S.)
BEAT DETECTIVES NYPD Records Volume 3: Nefertiti Abstract Movie cassette (NYPD Records)
STEFAN CHRISTENSEN & FRIENDS Unknown Fortune (C/Site)
DIRE WOLVES Grow Towards The Light (Beyond Beyond Is Beyond)
FAMOUS LOGS IN HISTORY Memories Of the Space Age cassette (Fuzzy Warbles Cassettes)
HAND & LEG Lust In Peace (Black Gladiator)
DEE DEE & The FUZZ COFFINS Three Golden Hits cassette (Earth Girl Tapes)
RAZORLEGS Skip Skool cassette (Fadensonnen)
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Neil Morris, speaking to Alan Lomax in 1959:
“Well, when I was just a small boy, Old Uncle Milt Oldfield…Billy Oldfield, the Congressman from Arkansas for so long, it is his father. He and my father are awfully close friends. And they were discussing music. They were music teachers both of them.
“And uh, and they said, dad did and Uncle Milt sanctioned what he said, that MUSIC HAD NO END. That you could learn all the other guy [or girl] learned, and after you got that done they would then, something else would crop up. That uh, that you, that was the reason why that uh, music advanced. That’s why that you would get a better music in one generation maybe that is, uh, IT WOULD FIT THE TIMES IN WHICH THEY LIVED.”
[Lomax: “What about music on the grapevine?”]
“Welllll, they said that MUSIC GREW LIKE THE GRAPEVINE THAT IS NEVER PRUNED. That each year it’d…it’d put on a little bit more. That was what they said, now, about it. Any further questions?”’
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The Scots at the Siege of Orléans 1428-1429.
I'm splitting this post into two parts, as it covers the siege, the Auld Alliance in general and the Battle of the Herrings on February 12th.
At the beginning of the siege, in October 1428, Orleans sheltered a strong Scottish contingent appointed by the French king Charles VII. Among them were up to sixteen landed gentry, with such illustrious Scottish names as Douglas, Crichton, Kennedy and of course Stuarts.
The friendship between France and Scotland is well known; indeed there had long been an alliance between them more popularly known as the Auld Alliance or Vieille Alliance. The official first accord was signed between the countries in 1295 by King John and it spelled the end of his tenure as our monarch when Edward I of England marched north and stripped him of his Crown.
Charles V was the first king to employ Scotsmen in his bodyguard, but it is principally with Charles VII that the alliance was properly employed by the creation of the first elements of Scots Guards, La Garde Écossaise de Charles VII who were maintained by tradition in the King’s Household until the 18th century and again under the Restoration.
In 1420, a contingent of 6,000 Scotsmen had disembarked at La Rochelle to assist the Dauphin. John Stewart, Earl of Buchan, the son of the Duke of Albany, regent of Scotland, commanded this contingent. John Stewart was made Constable of France in 1423, after his victory at Bauge. He was killed at Verneuil in 1424. He should not be confused with his namesake, John Stuart of Darnley.
At the beginning of the siege it is noted in French history of the presence of companies commanded by three Scottish knights: William Hamilton, Thomas Houston, John Wischard – alias Oulchard –, and five squires: Thomas Blair, Henry Galoys (Galloway), Edward Lennox, David Melvill and Alexander Norwill.
On today's date, February 8th 1429 important reinforcements led by William d'Albret arrived, with another strong contingent of 1,000 Scots commanded by the brothers John Stewart of Darnley and William Stewart of Castelmilk.
On 9th February an English supply convoy was sent from Paris towards Orleans under the protection of John Fastolf. A messenger from the Orleans garrison informed Charles de Bourbon, Count of Clermont, who commanded French troops in the region. It was decided that French troops should be assembled to intercept the convoy. The principle commander, Charles de Bourbon ordered that the French captains leaving Orleans should not take independent action without his support. The Bastard of Orleans, Xaintrailles and La Hire, but especially John Stuart, impatient to cross swords, did not wait and ventured forth from Orleans to meet the English, the ensuing battle took place on the 12th, and I shall pick up the story then.
BLAIR (alias Blar), Thomas. – This Scottish squire was present at Orleans from the beginning of the siege, commanding a company of 20 men-at-arms and 29 bowmen. He was of the old Scottish family Blair of Balthayock (country of Perth, Fife and Angus). Thomas died about 1453.
Coat of arms: Argent a chevron Sable between three tortaux.
CARMICHAEL, John (alias Kirkmichael or in French Jean de Saint-Michel). – Elected in 1426 Bishop of Orleans with the name "Jean de Saint-Michel", John Carmichael of Carmichael, 3rd baron, disembarked in France in 1420, within the army commanded by John Stewart, Earl of Buchan. The bishop was also man at arms; he had bravely participated in the battle of Baugé in 1421 when he unseated the duke of Clarence who was killed by the marshal of La Fayette. John Carmichael was an Ecclesiastical Peer to the Coronation of Charles VII. He was the nephew of John, the 1st baron of Carmichael in 1370, and a son of William, confirmed 2nd baron of the name in 1413. He died in 1436 or 1438.
Coat of arms: Argent, a fess twistled Azure and Gules.
CHAMBER, Cristy (alias in French Cristin de la Chambre). – It is not certain that Cristin Chamber (alias Cristin de La Chambre) fought in the defence of Orleans, but he was in the army that accompanied Charles VII in Reims for his coronation. He was indeed the captain of the King's Scottish Lifeguards from 1427 until 1445 (he was replaced by his son, Nicole or Nicolas de la Chambre). He became established in the French country of Saintonge where he found a new family. He received the seigneury of Villeneuve-la-Comtesse (Charente-Maritime). In 1453, he was doubtless established as a pensioner, caretaker and guard of the King's palace in Paris.
Coat of arms: Azure a chevron Or between three lions’ head Or lampassed Gules.
CRICHTON (alias Criston or Cresson), John. – In April and May, 1429, he commanded a company of Scottish men-at-arms and bowmen. Later he became governor of Châtillon
Coat of arms: Argent a lion Azure armed and lampassed Gules.
DOUGLAS. – Archibald († on 1439), 5th Earl Douglas and Wigtown, Count of Touraine, Lord of Dun-le-Roi, was he present in Orleans in 1429? And in the campaign which followed? He was the son of Archibald, the 4th Earl Douglas, Duke of Touraine, killed during the battle of Verneuil, on August 17, 1424. Archibald 5th Earl Douglas, called Victon by the French chronicles by the name of his Wigtown county, had been made Count of Touraine, this as an honorary title. Unless the knight named Douglas who was present at the siege was another member of this great Scottish family, maybe the Archibald's cousin: William.
Coat of arms: Argent a heart Gules on a chief Azure three stars Argent (the heart is crowned since 1562). Archibald Douglas, Duke of Touraine, bore quarterly, 1st Azure three fleurs-de-lis Or (France), 2nd Argent a heart Gules on a chief Azure three stars Argent (Douglas), 3rd Azure a lion Argent armed and lampassed Gules crowned Or (Galloway), 4th Or a saltire Gules a chief Gules (Annandale).
GALOYS (GALLOWAY), Henry. –This Scottish squire led at Orleans a company of bowmen whose commander was William Hamilton. At the beginning of the siege, this company was made of 10 men-at-arms and 30 bowmen. The name "Galoys" was possibly for "Galloway" in the French chronicles.
Coat of arms of Galloway: Azure, a lion Argent langued, armed and crowned Or.
HAMILTON, William (alias Guillaume Hameton or Hameleton). – This Scottish squire had a company who was led at Orleans by Henry Galois (see above). A member of Hamilton’s family later became Duke of Châtellerault in France, in 1548.
Coat of arms: Gules three cinquefoils Ermine.
HOUSTON, Thomas († after 1439). – This Scottish knight arrived in Orleans in October 1428, commanding a company of 22 men-at-arms and 71 bowmen. He became Lord of Gournay in France, as a reward for his behaviour at the siege of Meaux in 1439.
Coat of arms: Or, a fess (alias a chevron) chequy Sable and Argent between three martlets Sable.
KENNEDY, Hugh Kennedy of Ardstynchar, alias in French "Canède". – Hugh Kennedy of Ardstynchar was one of the sons born from the first marriage of Gilbert Kennedy of Dunure's, who was alive in 1400. He disembarked in France in 1420, within the army commanded by John Stewart, Earl of Buchan. His behaviour at the battles of Baugé (1421) and Verneuil (1424) earned him a reward by Charles VII who allowed him to display a quarter of France on his coat of arms. Hugh Kennedy was one of numerous Scottish troops who fought at Orleans. He will still be at Joan’s side at Lagny, in April 1430, and would defend the city with Ambroise de Loré and Jean Foucault during the siege of 1432. The French called him generally "Canède"! Unmarried and without children, his possessions were passed on to his young brother, Thomas Kennedy of Bargany.
Coat of arms: quarterly, 1st and 4th Azure three fleurs-de-lis Or (France), 2nd and 3rd Argent a chevron Gules between three cross-crosslet fitchy Sable.
LENNOX, Edward of (alias Edouard or Douard de Linaux). – Scottish squire who arrived at Orleans in October 1428 with a big troop of 42 men-at-arms and 108 bowmen.
Coat of arms: Argent four cinquefoils Gules pierced Argent between a saltire Gules.
MELVILL (alias Malvill or Malleville), David. – Scottish squire who arrived at Orleans in October 1428 commanding a company of 12 men-at-arms and 28 bowmen. In January, the company is considerably strengthened when the royal treasurer paid him for 50 men-at-arms and 32 bowmen. This Scottish family were Norman companions of William the Conqueror, native of Malleville, in the Country of Caux.
Coat of arms: Argent a fess Gules.
NORVELL (alias Norvill, Norwill or Normanville), Alexander. – Scottish squire who fought at Orleans at the beginning of the siege with a company of 15 men-at-arms and 29 bowmen.
NORVELL (alias Norvill, Norwill or Normanville), Michael. – Scottish squire who the presence is attest at Orleans in April and May 1429, with company of 20 men-at-arms and 25 bowmen. He can be a brother of the precedent person.
Coat of arms: Argent, on a bend Sable voided of Argent 3 martlets Sable beaked Gules.
OGILVY, Patrick Ogilvy of Auchterhouse, called "le vicomte d’Ecosse". – Ogilvies or O'Gilvies was hereditary Sheriffs of Angus. Patrick Ogilvy, Lord of Auchterhouse, Constable of the Scottish army in France, was councillor and chamberlain of King Charles VII. He commanded the escort of the convoy carrying foods to Orleans with Joan of Arc. His personal company was made up of 60 men-at-arms and 70 bowmen. He fought at Jargeau, Meung, Beaugency and Patay, and then followed the King to his coronation in Reims.
Coat of arms: quarterly, 1st and 4th Argent a leopard Gules armed and lampassed Azure crowned Or (Ogilvy), 2nd and 3rd Argent an eagle Sable beaked and membered Gules (Ramsay of Auchterhouse).
STEWART, John (alias Jean Stuart) († 1429). – Duke of Darnley, Count of Évreux, Lord of Concressault and Aubigny (Aubigny-sur-Nère, see below), John Stewart was the son of Sir Alexander Stewart (1368-1406), Duke of Darnley, and of his first wife, Marguerite. He married in 1408 Elizabeth Lennox († in November, 1429). Constable of Scotland, he disembarked in 1420 with a troop of 6,000 fellow countrymen and came to the Dauphin's help (with a homonym, John Stewart, Earl of Buchan, alias Boucan, who was made Constable of France in 1424). He participated in the battles of Baugé, Cravant and Verneuil, and then contributed to Montargis’s liberation in 1427. He arrived at Orleans on February 8, 1429 with a troop of 1,000 men-at-arms. But he was killed four days later during the disastrous "Battle of the Herrings". He was buried in Orléans’s cathedral.
Coat of arms: quarterly, 1st and 4th Azure three fleurs-de-lis Or (France) within a bordure Gules charged eight buckles Or, 2nd and 3rd Or a fess chequy Azure and Argent a bendlet Gules overall. Crest: a foal’s head proper mantled same colour doubled Azure (see below).
STEWART, William (alias Guillaume Stuart) († 1429). – William Stewart, Lord of Stelemilk or Castlemilk, was the son of Sir Alexander Stewart and of his second wife, Janet Keith. He was also the half brother of John Stewart of Darnley. He accompanied Darnley to Orleans and was also killed on February 12, 1429 during the "Battle of the Herrings".
Coat of arms: Or a fess chequy Azure and Argent a bendlet Gules overall.
WISHART, John of (alias Wischard, Wischart, Ouschart or Oulchart). – John Wishart of Pittarow, a Scottish knight, was doubtless the son of the 5th baron of this name. He arrived at Orleans in October 1428, with 48 men-at-arms and 105 bowmen. He returned to France in 1436 to accompany Princess Margaret of Scotland who marry the Dauphin Louis (future King Louis XI). John Wishart was still alive in 1443.
Coat of arms: Argent three piles Gules meeting in point.
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