#William zabka is so babygirl

[hanniballover67]

Me watching #CobraKai “Billy Zabka is very beautiful when he cries”

Vagina “oh. We should fuck him!”

Me “Do you mind?!”

V “But he’s vulnerable”

Me “stop being a perve!”

V “Getting fucked hard as he cries would make him feel better.”

Me “You’re so right!”

I BLAME YOU, FANNIBALS!😂

[zappedbyzabka]

Billy Zabka’s squeaky voice era like if you agree

[spiderman2099sleftnipplepiercing]

Mind only filled with William Zabka.

[gay-caveman]

YES I have more

billy zabka wearing sunglasses part 3/?

[italiancarsalesman]

SPEECHLESS

PIC from LA Times

[obscuredilfoff]

Propaganda below the cut!

Vergilius

ok he's scary but he is so dad-coded. kind of sharp-tongued and emotionally distant but he has a soft spot for the bus driver. basically his daughter atp. in chapter one of "leviathan" he goes to visit an orphanage on christmas in a santa hat. he keeps a photo of the orphanage kids in his pocket even after the orphanage was destroyed..

he counts as a dilf because he volunteered at an orphanage <3 looks miserable but kids love him

he looks like shit and i’m madly in love with him he looks like he stood in the rain for 4 hours straight he’s my wife my girlfriend my babygirl skrunkly mipy blorbo (he’s killed hundreds of people)

Johnny Lawrence

william zabka literally has me watching schlock movies from the eighties just to see him shirtless and bloody it's bad

propaganda for johnny lawrence from cobra kai: he's a deadbeat dad but HEAR ME OUT he's so hot in a rat kind of way and I'm mad about it. he and his high school karate rival have been mutually fixated on each other for the past thirty years and the entire series is based on them recruiting teenagers for a proxy war against each other. he eats expired meat for breakfast. he has three different fathers/father-figures and each one of them gave him a different kind of daddy issues. he has a bio son and an mentee who's kind of his son (it's complicated) and they beat the shit out of each other cain and abel style. he peaked in high school and he looks sooooo good covered in his own blood. he's a bastard and I want him carnally

[ballisterboldheart]

diamond select daniel....first off elephant in the room it does NOT look like ralph macchio like at all (but the johnny one doesn't look like william zabka so) (BUT THE TRON ONE DOES LOOK LIKE BRUCE BOXLIETNER?? SO WHATS THE TRUTH). anyways. he comes w a staff which ngl i dig

he ALSO comes w a base thats kinda worthless because the peg doesn't fit onto his back??? so like. Thank you for that I Guess.

speaking of things that dont fit. the Hands.

he comes w four extra hands, one of which is holding a drum which i could NOT get on his wrist. which makes me >:l but im not gonna try again bc i feel like im gonna Break it. i think they left too much paint on the pegs for the hands so its SUCH a bitch getting them in. but whatever. once the paint scrapes off its easier. except drum hand rip you will be missed.

he comes w a lil bonsai which i personally Adore

and the Whoa Mamma Mia Cunt hands are actually for the crane pose which he can....Kinda do?

he can't get his leg up that high 😭 ive noticed diamond select toys have this issue, where they have good articulation but then they put shit around the joint so that good articulation gets severely limited. without the little skirt piece he'd be able to get his leg at least perpendicular but alas 😔 the johnny i have has the exact same issue </3

overall i do like him <3 he's articulated Enough and johnny needed his babygirl 😩 his price range is Fine for the figure and accessories you get but im hoping we get a 1/6th scale line of ck figures at some point

[zappedbyzabka]

“I’d go and sit on this special rock all by myself and try to figure out why my daddy hates me. And those feelings as an eight-year-old sitting on that rock are still very much close to me.”

“Scott, I have always loved you. Always.”

“I know that now. I guess I’ve always known it. I just wish love had had a higher priority, but it’s okay. I understand.”

[zappedbyzabka]

[hanniballover67]

I am a big William Zabka fan but objectively he’s not always the strongest actor out there so could someone please explain to me: why everything that’s holy, unholy and everything thats inbetween he is giving such an Oscar-worthy performance in this hokey piece of shit?!

I‘m only watching it because he’s in it. How is he so beautiful?!!!!

Also, what happened to his character in the three years between Python 1 ending & Python 2 beginning?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit* I’m watching it because the Python is even more hilarious than the first film!!