#Win$250

[sebnameyourcar]

gee i wonder why silverstone are struggling to sell tickets this year

[hey-scully-itsme]

CAN WE GET A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MY SISTER

she worked the wisconsin supreme court election with WisDems and has knocked HUNDREDS of doors in the past week alone to help get this win

[mortiflyer]

tennis discourse is soooo weird on both sides from the carlos-jiri match today because the majority of people can't even focus on jiri playing great and winning, which isn't totally surprising or anything considering he's quite under the radar for a top 25 player, but im pointing it out bc people were ignoring the win in favor of dissecting carlos' loss and what it means for his career (???) which is so funny bc like. its february. bro had a worse start last year when he didnt win anything till iw and then he won two slams in a row like...u literally have nothing to worry abt

but within the group of people talking exclusively abt carlos there are like two sub-factions, which are his fans and his...idk...weird straight dudes who appear to only watch tennis to drag down every young player ever lol. anyways the fans are oddly up in arms abt this when he didnt rlly play that badly, he just showed his normal inconsistencies like he does in lich rally every match but ok

and then the chronic ig commenters are like "JANNIK IS THE REAL NO 1" which...do we not know this????? look at the rankings dumbass! idk i don't like watching carlos but there is zero merit to comparing him to jannik, theyre so dissimilar and dont even have relevant career trajectories atm so i dont get this. carlos isnt even world no 2 with 10000 points, so he's not close to usurping the top ranking rn. not understanding this need to underline janniks dominance like this is new information

all this to say sports fandom is fawking insane to be a part of and i hope no player in the top 100 ever checks their phone LMAO

[mousemannation]

happy birthday daniil medvedev if fuckass marseille is ur first title defence idk if the joy of u finally winning something again will outweigh the loserville energy of that career milestone being a 250 WHEN U HAVE BEEN WORLD NO.1

[time-slink]

aaaand etho continues to peel farther away from everyone else on the embers chart o7

[jvlianbashir]

"why is there a lifeguard shortage" probably because the pay sucks for a high risk/high stress job (especially waterfront guarding) and you have to spend upwards of $200 in some places to even get certified

[samonmain]

I can’t believe we can actually have a woman president like despite anything you believe politically this is actually the first time I can see this country actually having a woman as the head of power and ITS INSANE to me that it’s taken this long just to get ONE

[necrotic-nephilim]

just a housekeeping post, but if i'm slower answering asks for a bit, it's bc i'm working on SladeRobin week! none of your asks are being ignored, i just completely forgot about that until now and i want to try to complete every prompt so. pray for me, i think. but as always i love all the anons sending the lovely dead dove content <3

[immren]

im still laughing over the overwatch game i played last night, where the enemy team had a widowmaker that was destroying my team, so i went sombra to spawn camp her (sorry but ihate snipers with a burning passion) and my team ended up winning

she sent me a friend request after the game ended so i knew she really wanted to call me every slur imaginable. how i know that?

the level 1 endorsement and the assassin title LMFAO

[mizuki-foreshadowing]

I'm playing on co-op as Shizuku with only Shizuku stamps, and it's so fun let me tell you!

[michelsens]

Alex is gonna pull a Summer of Coco. Trust me.

[rafasbiscuits]

our champion <333

[sortanonymous]

So uh, would it be that ridiculous to call the NASCAR Xfinity Series the best major racing series in the country? Because it sure is tempting with how incredible this season and the last like five have been!

[ahmedhg007]

i win

[unforth]

Sure, I have no friends in real life, and yeah, my Tumblr dash is unusable, BUT, I'll have you know that I'm beloved by TWENTY-FOUR crabs!

Are you beloved by 24 crabs? No. I don't think so.

[yaoiankles]

joys of life can be found within a good cheese on a good cracker with some good fruit spread