Sometimes I feel like this is a parasocial relationship. You are a Tumblr celebrity and I am Booboo The Fool, sending you my stupid little asks and believing it constitutes as friendship /lh
Every time you guys send a silly ask it does add to our friendship meter, eventually I just show up to your house and gut you on the kitchen floor
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113 days until a possible oscar piastri ice bath video guys (i’m counting down to singapore)
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DILF: David I'd Like to Fondle
MILF: Michael I'd Like to Fondle
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not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing (souls intertwined by forces so strong they cannot be rent apart or else the world will collapse in on itself and all life will be nothing, nothing without the glimmer of their eyes, the exhalation of their breath, because they are more than love, less than obsession. also they kiss sometimes but not in a romantic way.)
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doms that get turned on by crying: that is some sick depraved shit how could yo- tell me where you are im begging my phone number is..
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sergei bobrovsky i am kissing you on the mouth
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me texting my boyfriend "OIIII" with the intention to fuck him silly
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My skin is so soft but nobody there to grab :(
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I would personally like to thank all women by giving them 100 dollars
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when he’s strong enough to force you
He has to be strong enough period.
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Decided I needed a quick break from the disaster threesome, jumped into my drunk-in-Dex's-Diner flashback fic and this came out:
“She?” Dex asked with a sideways smile, laughing as the young man rolled his eyes.
“You know I don’t discriminate, Dex,” he drolled, taking a sip of his drink, before adding, “well, I’ve never fucked a droid and I don't plan to so perhaps I do discriminate a bit.” He seemed to be contemplating his statement as Dex refilled his water, the Jedi muttering, “just feels like a consent problem to me.”
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i will kiss the first person who makes gifs of danny playing in the rain ON THE MOUTH
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Mad respect to all my artist friends/moots, y’all have the power and strength of a god. My tiny brain can’t focus long enough to finish anything, maybe one day but not today.
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MATTHEW I AM KISSING YOU!!!!!
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your so badass I'm sorry but your energy is so fucking cool
oh my god please bust all over my face
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I asked one of my classmates for a hug as a joke and I felt fucking dead inside I needed more of that I wanted more of that what the fuck I'm not doing alright I mean I am but fuck
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