Calamity!Xie Lian: I don't trust you. Don't hide your true emotions anymore, that's an order.
Wuming: Yes, Your Highness. (Oh no, I’m afraid to I can’t show Dianxia my unworthy ugly face! But how will I show my true emotions then?)
Wuming after an hour of reflection:
His inventiveness and cruelty amaze the imagination, the blade of his scimitar is stained with the blood of hundreds of enemies. Don't mess with him...
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Floricide is the murder of the flower. A joke as old as time: "he wants me; he doesn’t want me", and the flower is plucked as a guarantee of a destiny.
Floricidal is the murderer for the flower. For every petal, blood rain: "I don't want you”, and plucking flowers is a guarantee of no fate.
— @huaenrose.
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WELCOME!!!TO MY BRAINROT!!AGAIN
just so you know i love love love book 4 😁😁😁
also.this. i zoned out for a few minutes and then he was here oh well
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POV you are about to win the mental/emotional/physical suffering contest, but then these two show up
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Never would have happened because they were both like deeply deeply traumatised but I think the funniest thing that could have happened is if Wu Ming just panicked every time Xie Lian looked at him like proper girl with a crush, falling over bins, horny on main, word vomit I think it would have cured Xie Lian of his mental illness and given him like 8 new ones.
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