#tgcf shitpost

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

[misto713]

Guoshi: "Xie Lian, you must never ever allow a woman to seduce you! Stay pure!"

Xie Lian: *sees Hua Cheng "Instructions unclear, he's not a woman so I can marry him, right? :D"

[lazycranberrydoodles]

the xianle brothers

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

my copy of book 7 arrived :3

[sweepinggeneral]

Xie Lian being drunk:

Xie Lian: From now on we will be using code names. 

Xie Lian: You can address me as Eagle One. 

Xie Lian : Feng Xin  is “been there done that”. 

Xie Lian : Hua Cheng is “currently doing that”. 

Xie Lian : Mu Qing is “it happened once in a dream”. 

Xie Lian: Shi QingXuan  is “if I had to pick a enby”. 

Xie Lian : And He Xuan is.. 

Xie Lian : Eagle Two 

He Xuan: Oh thank god.

[celestiaxoxo]

THEM SPOT THE DIFFERENCE GAMES ARE GETTING HARDER BY THE DAY ‼️ ( praying nobody else has done this )

Insert sad violin noises as background noise

[juicedpeachy]

this is serious art

[yumemiruuuu]

Finally managed to squeeze out some brain jooce for TGCF after brainrotting hard over Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling 😔💅✨

slowly turns into hua cheng with the writings

[yeonslayjun]

Hua Cheng: the path to inner peace starts with four words

Hua Cheng: not my fucking problem, unless it comes to gege of course I'd die for him <333

[twistedappletree]

the real reason paradise manor caught on fire

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Shi Qingxuan: So you're dating Nan Yang?

Mu Qing: What? Of course not! I'm just buying him an accessory because he has terrible fashion sense.

Shi Qingxuan: Dearest, that's literally a wedding ring.

[misto713]

just how are those book illustrations so adorable and cute?! just look at them! aren't they the cutest?

though now it looks like it's hua cheng smiling at the way xie lian's eating so well... despite the fact that they're from completely different volumes.

still

CUTE!!

[lazycranberrydoodles]

its them

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[average-hua-cheng-fan]

open discussion: in what part of tgcf would it be funniest to put a cornetto ad?

the tragic parts, yeah, okay, but imagine hua cheng leaving bride xie lian with only a strawberry cornetto to remember him by.....

[sweepinggeneral]

Shi WuDu, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Ling Wen : Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Ling Wen : Here you go. 

Shi WuDu: 

Ling Wen : 

Pei Ming: Why am I here?