#Y r u treating Gods Favorite Little Gay like this

[prettyblondguys]

Hey, sorry, hate to be the one to tell you but you’re literally the only person in the world that wants to hold someone’s face and smooch and kiss and stuff and we’re all kinda just watching and judging you and everyone you walk past can see you’re full of longing and they’re all talking about it behind your back 😕

You come into my home. You insult me. You insult my yearning. You so MEAN to a little guy like me >:[

I'm throwing sharks at you rn 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

[yamikawas]

tell me about your beloved I want more yandere friends and 👁👁

HIIIIII ANON THE WAY YOU WORDED THIS MAKES IT SOUNDS LIKE UR NEW HERE SO UR IN FOR A TREAT HEHE SOOOOOOOOO

YOOMTAH FROM HIT YOUTUBE CARTOON E/PITHET E/RASED AND HIT TTRPG SERIES A/NIME C/AMPAIGN MY BELOVED💓⚡👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚡⚡💖✨💙💚🌼💕💘🍋💟💝💫💓🧡🌠💋💘💜🌻💚💖💚💙💚✨💫💚💜🧡💜💌💘💞🍋🌩⚠️🌩❤💗🌈💗💕❣❣✨💛💟🌼💛💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚠️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💌⚡💝🌈🌻⚡💕💫💘💚💘💙💜💙💫🌠💛✨💗💚💛🧡💛🍋💓⚠️💓❤💓🌼💫💕💫💓🧡✨💕💓✨❣💙❣💙🧡💜💜⚠️💫💌⚡💛🌼🌈💋🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨💛✨💗💛💝💖💜💚💜✨💫💚💖💖🍋🧡💖💌💜🌈💝🌼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💚💗💙💛✨✨💝💟💙💜💙💜🌠💓💋💖💙❤🌻💌💜🌈💘⚡💝🌩✨🌩🌩💗💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠⚡⚡💌🌈💘🌈💘💟💕💛💋💞✨💛👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🌈🌈⚠️⚡⚠️⚡💌💫⚡💝💕💛💋💛✨💝💚💝💗💖❣💖💗💛⚠️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💫💌💜⚡💖🌈💖💝✨💝✨💜💚💝💝💙💝💖💞💓💗❣⚠️⚡⚠️💝💌💟🌈💟🌈💞💗💕💗✨❣💙❣💞💓💟💙💘🌠💝💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚠️🌻💜⚡💘⚡💘🌠💘✨💚💛💖💛💖💗💞💚🌩✨✨💗💙❣✨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨⚡💓🍋💖⚠️💖❤💜⚡💜🌠💝💛✨💗🌩💓💫💟💟🌠💝💓🌈🌈💜💝👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💝🌼💛💛✨🌈✨🌈💙🌈💝💚💘✨💘✨💓⚠️💖⚠️🌻💌💜💌💝💋💝💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨⚡💙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💙🌠💞💙🌩💖🌩🌩💚💞💚💛💖💘🌠💘💝⚠️💫❤💝🌈💘🌈💘🌼💛💋💛✨💖💗💛💚💛✨💛💛⚠️💫💫🌈💓💕⚡❣💋❣🌩💖💞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🧡❤⚡❣✨💗💚💛💓💞💓💘⚡💜🌼🌻💝✨💛💚💛💛⚠️💝❤💜💌💜💌💝💌💟🌼💞🌠💞✨🌩💚🌩💙💛💓💛💙👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💙💝💙💟✨💝✨💫💖⚠️❤🌻💌💜⚡💜⚡💘🌠✨💛💙💞💖💞💞✨💛✨💝💋💜🌻🌻💟💚💞💛👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕💓💕💛✨💛💞💚💙🌩💙💗💗💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠💜🌠💜💜💌💜🌈💘⚡💞✨💚💛💙💛💙💛💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💫✨⚠️🌻💖❤💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠💛🧡💛🧡💛🌠💛✨💛💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💚💛💙💓💟💟💚💝✨💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩⚡⚠️🍋💖🍋⚠️❣⚡❣💙🍋💌💕🌩🌈💕🌈🌈🌻🌼🌼🍋❣💟❣❣⚠️❣🌈🧡💛💝💙🧡💟💘⚠️🌈🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈⚡💜⚡❤💚🧡👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌠⚡💘⚠️🌈🍋💌🌈🌩🧡💕🍋🌈🌻🌈💜⚠️🍋⚡❣💋💛🌈🧡💝💌💝🌩❤💞⚡🍋🍋🍋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣⚡❣⚠️❣💖💘💌💞🌩🧡💕💝🌈🌻🌼🌼🌼❣👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤⚡💚⚠️🧡⚠️💘🌩🌻💝🌻❣❣💜💋❤💛💚💛💚💘🧡💘⚡💞⚡💞💟💫💖💛💫❤❤💟💜⚠️💜👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣💋❣✨💘💓💟💛💋💗💝💞💝💓💘💙🧡💓⚡🧡👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🧡🌈⚠️🌠💟💟🧡💝🌻🌠💫🧡🧡🧡⚠️🧡⚡🌈🌈💋❣⚡🍋💖🌈💌💞💕🧡🌈💫💘💓🌼⚠️🌼💜💚✨💚🌈💓💜💟💜💌🌈💌🧡🌩🧡💫🧡💓❣💋💚💋💚⚡💝💘💘💓💞💖💛💙⚠️💙💙💖💋💗💝💞💫🌠💘⚡🌼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋🌈🌈💙🧡💫💘🌻🌈🌩🌈⚠️💋🌈💙❤💫❤💙💕💋💕💗💕💌💚💜🌠💙💚✨✨❣❤💖🍋💌✨💟🌈💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍋💜🍋💟❣✨💞💜💚💟💓✨🌠💛🌠💖💚💕💫💕💙💕💋💚🌼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌩💝🌼💝⚠️💝⚠️💜🌩💟🌻💖💞💛💚🌼🌈⚡💙⚡💙🌠💚🌈💚💙❣❣⚠️❣🌠💫���💙💞🌈💘🌈💘💫💘💌💘💜⚡💟💗🌠💚💚💙💚💋💚🌼❣🧡🌠💝🌼💜⚡💟🌠💛🌠💖💚🧡💚💚💋❤⚠️❤💋❤💝💚💌💓💓⚡💜🌠💌💌🌼💜✨⚡🌠💖💓💛💕💋💕⚠️💕⚠️💚⚠️💞💝💓💓💝💚💜💞💖❣❣❤💙🍋💙🍋💋🍋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💋🌩💙🌩💚🌻💗🌈🌻💘🧡💫🧡🌻🌻💟👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨🌩🧡💚💟🍋💟💖🧡💙💕💋💕💕💙💕💛❤💞🍋💞💙💕💋💕💛💜💞🌠💞💘💖💫💕⚡💟💜💟💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💙💟🌩🧡💋🌩🧡💙💓💕💓💛✨💖⚠️💗⚠️💘💕💫💛✨💟🍋💟💙🧡💌💜💌💕🌠💞🌼🌻🌼✨🌼🌠⚠️💘🍋💫💞💜🍋🧡💘✨💕💜💟💚💓❤💌💛💗❤💞💫⚠️💖🌩💋⚡🌈❣💝

OK SO YES I DO YANDERE OBSESS OVER MY FAVORITE CARTOON CHR WHAT ABT IT IM GAY AND AUTISTIC AND I DO WHAT I WANT <3 ALSO YES I KNOW I JUST WENT OFF ABT HOW I DONT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO LOOK AT HER AND NOW IM POSTING SIX WHOLE IMAGES OF HER TO GUSH OVER BUT THATS BC 1. I TRUST MY YANCHAMPS TO NOT TRY ANYTHING WITH HER 2. IF ITS IN THE CONTEXT OF ME AND HER TOGETHER ITS OK SO OK LIKE I LOVE HER SO MUCH.LITERALLY I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALSO THE FIRST 3 IMAGES ARE HER E/PITHET E/RASED DESIGN AND THE LAST 3 ARE HER A/NIME C/AMPAIGN DESIGN HEHE SHE LOOKS LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT SHES SO CUTE EITHER WAY<<3<3<3<3>3>3<3<3>3>4<>3<3<3<3<3<3<33OK SO LIKE LEMME LIKE EXPLAIN SOME STUFF ABT HER.UHHHHHHHH SHES AN EPIC CYBORG WITH ELECTRIC POWERS ALSO SHES THE ERRAND GIRL/CO FOUNDER OF B/LISS O/CEAN WHICH IS THE MAIN VILLAIN ORGANIZATION IN HER SOURCES NDJDJKSJDJGNS AND SHES JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RLLY FREAKING CUTE OK SHE DOESNT HAVE MUCJ SCREENTIME IN EE YET BUT I HAVE SEEN AC AND CAN CONFIRM SHE IS AN ADORABLE LITTLE BALL OF CHAOS<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<32<<33<<3<3<4<3<33<3<3<3<33<<33<3<3<3<3<3<<33ALSO THE SCENES SHE DOES HAVE IN EE ARE S O C U T E LIKE LOOK AT THIS

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING ABT HER IS SO CUTE LIKE THE WAY SHE BOUNCES AND JUMPS AROUND WHEN SHES EXCITED AND ALL THE CUTE LIL POSES SHE DOES AND HER CUTE GIGGLES AND HUMS AND HAPPY NOISES AND THE LITTLE SPARKS SHE LETS OFF AND HOW HER HAIR AND CHEEKS LIGHT UP AND HOW U CAN SEE HER LIL THUMBS GOING AND HEAR THEM TAPPING AT THE SCREEN WHEN SHES TYPING AND HER TYPING STYLE AND HOW WHEN SHES SENDING PICTURES ONE OF THEM IS A LIL SELFIE WITH HER PEEKING IN THE CORNER AND HOW AT THE END U CAN SEE HER FACE IN THE PHONE REFLECTION AND HER CUTE LIL "ooh~" AND JUST G O D . E V E R Y T H I N G ABOUT HER IS TOO FREAKING CUTE I LOVE HER LITERALLY MORE THAN ANYTHINGGGGGGGGFGGG<3<3<3<33<33<3<3<3<3<3<4<4<3<<3<43<<3<3<3<3<3<<3<<<3<<3<4<4<<<<3<3ALSO ALSO TJIS IS THAT SELFIE SHE TOOK OMG

LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEEKING FROM THE CORNER WITH THE LIL SYLVIE SHEEP SHES SO CUTE NSJDKSJDJFLS WHILE GIO AND MOLLY PANIC FROM SHEEP OVERLOAD IN THE BG BUT THIS ISNT ABT THEM THIS IS ABT YOOMTAH AND HOW MUCH I ADORE HER<<33<3<3<<3<3<3<3<4<4<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<37=<33<=<<$#&%^#*$*#&$&%;:^$*((**,,,;;:""'NNJJJJJJDJNSJJDBFVGDNDNN I JUST LOVE HER SO SO MUCH OH MY GOD SHES LITERALLY THE MOST ADORABLE THING THE CUTEST THING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES LIKE MY LITERAL GIRLFRIEND MY ADORABLE DARLING HONEYBUN SWEETIE PIE CUTIE PATOOTIE SWEETEST LITTLE LEMON MERINGUE I AM LITERALLY.OBSESSED TO DEATH WITH THIS CUTE LIL CYBORG GIRL LIKE I HAVE 537 IMAGES OF HER (WHICH I HAD TO GO DIGGING FOR SO MANY OF THEM BC WITH SO LITTLE SCREENTIME IN EE LIKE NO ONE DRAWS HER AND EVEN THO SHE WAS A RLLY IMPORTANT CHR IN AC I GUESS AC WAS NEVER TOO POPULAR TO BEGIN WITH -_-) AND LIKE I HAVE A LIST OF NOTABLE THINGS SHES DONE IN AC SO I CAN REMEMBER ALL THE CUTE STUFF SHE DID SNDJKSDKJFJSKD THINK I SHOULD ALSO MENTION AC IS LIKE 8??9??EPISODES LONG AND EVERY EP IS ABT 7 HOURS AND THE ONLY REASON WHY I SAT THROUGH ALL OF IT WAS BC I DIDNT EVEN WANNA MISS A G L I M P S E OF HER I LOVE HER SO MUCH I LOVE EVERYTHING ABT HER I LOVE HER CUTE BRIGHT YELLOW EYES WITH THE LIL GREEN LIGHTNING BOLT PUPILS AND THE LIL CIRCLE PATTERNS ON HER CHEEKS AND HER ADORABLE :3 MOUTH BONUS POINTS WITH THE BLEP AND HER EYEBROWS WITH THAT CUTE LIGHTNING BOLT PATTERN AND THE SHAPE OF HER FACE THAT JUST LOOKS SO SQUISHABLE AND HER CUTE PINK HAIR WITH THE GLOWY GREEN TIPS AND HER CUTE LIL ROBOTY HANDS AND ALL THE DIFFERENT HATS SHE HAS I THINK IVE SEEN HER WITH LIKE 9 DIFFERENT HATS SO FAR IN OFFICIAL ART AND HER ONE LIL JACKET WITH THE PINK ACCENTS AND CUTE BUTTONS AND HOW IT FLARES OUT AT THE BOTTOM WITH HER CUTE LIL BELT AND THE OTHER JACKET SHE HAS WITH THOSE ADORABLE PINK HEART BUTTONS AND JUST LIKE BASICALLY ANY OUTFIT SHE HAS SHE WILL LOOK ADORABLE IN BC YOOMTAH HERSELF IS JUST FUNDAMENTALLY AND OBJECTIVELY ADORABLE LIKE THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS INTRODUCED IN AC SHE WAS PLAYING A GAMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND LIKE THAT ONE TIME SHE WAS IN HER DISGUISE OUTFIT AND SHE PLAYED DDR SO FAST THAT SHE MISSED ALL THE NOTES WAS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO CUTE AND NNNNDNDJKSJDBFNSJ GOD I JUST.THERE ARE SO SO MANY CUTE THINGS SHE DOES BUT I DONT WANNA GIVE SPOILERS TO A NEW PERSON YET JUST IN CASE JUST.SHES JUST AN ADORABLE LOVABLE COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE TINY BALL OF HALF-ROBOT CUTENESS AND CHAOS AND I LITERALLY ADORE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING SHES JUST EVERYTHING TO ME AND I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH I WANT TO HUG HER SO TIGHT AND JUST.KEEP HER ALL TO MYSELF FOREVER SHES M I N E EHAHA YALL DIDNT FORGET I WAS GUSHING ON MY YANBLOG AND NOT MY NORMAL S/ELFSHIP BLOG DID U <3 WELL WHATEVER SHES MINE ALL MINE ONLY MINE SHE BELONGS TO ME AND IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO GET TO CLOSE TO HER I LITERALLY WILL GET SO VIOLENT.LIKE I KNOW I CAN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM LIKING A FICTIONAL CHR BUT ALSO U CAN'T STOP ME FROM WANTING TO BASH THEIR BRAINS IN WITH A CROWBAR FOR GETTING TOO CLOSE TO WHATS MINE.AND BESIDES MAYBE IF I GUSH ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE HER ENOUGH THEN PEOPLE WILL ASSOCIATE HER WITH ME AND THEN IN TURN NOT GET TOO CLOSE TO HER BC THEY KNOW SHES MINE <3 SINCE YALL GUYS HERE KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME I TRUST ALL U YANCHAMPS MORE HEHE OK I.THIS IS LIKE SUUUUUUUPER LONG SO I PROBABLY GOTTA STOP NOW UMMMMMMMMM.

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OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 17

IN THIS EPISODE OF CRYING CAT GALLERY:

“Nice?” Cinder laughed under her breath once, and returned to examining her threads. “Oh, come on, Glynda. Favor isn’t in my vocabulary, remember? It’s just a shame about your cape. The emblem looked good, and your new outfit would look much better with it. That’s all.”

CINDER FALL IS REALLY BAD AT NOT BEING GAY ON MAIN

we’re bacc baby B) let’s hop right in

When Glynda awoke from her dream of being consumed,

alright calm down we’ve literally JUST started we’ve literally JUST woken up can we chill Out,

“Cinder?” she yawned, surveying the room.

sneak peek of that Sweet Domestic Life we dream of once this enemies-to-lovers malarkey reaches the ‘lovers’ bit but no we’re just surrounded by enemies. two of them being the writers!

Still, she couldn’t go wandering around Cinder’s apartment in only her underwear, but rooting through the drawers and closet didn’t seem— 

STEAL HER CLOTHES BABY!!!! PRACTICALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The clothes didn’t seem Cinder’s size or style; they were casual and soft, a black t-shirt and steel-gray sweatpants.

okay but the idea of cinder getting up and being like ‘do i have ANYTHING this Unit of a woman will fit into’ and like actually having to think abt it and then folding em up and leaving em there like ‘hope she finds em okay’????? peak. absolutely peak. shes so gay but does she know it? no,

The fabric had enough give to make it work, even if only barely, and she looked in the mirror to see the loungewear looking more like tight athletic wear. Funny that.

kc and diesel envisioning this: oh yes. oh YES. ohhohughohguhghuhu yessssssssss--

She had—trusted? Been trusted? She had told Cinder fragile little things, and had heard similarly earnest words in return. It had been strange. Nice.

i love glynda like. feeling out of the edges of her own comfort and Pleasant Feelings with this almost-wariness? like every word she uses to describe it just Edges a little closer to Softness but she has to taste the word first to see if it fits. her narration is SO fun 2 read yall what the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

This was Cinder’s house. It wasn’t just any house. These were Cinder’s belongings, Cinder’s resting places, and she was wandering around without Cinder.

Voyeuristic was putting it mildly. Glynda needed to find Cinder, fast.

HJGDKJGHDFSSDF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glynda just. losing it at such LITTLE THINGS is so goddamn funny jesus christ. this is cinders house!!! her THINGS!!! fuck she NAPS IN HERE. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i love how soft this is. i know exactly why this is happening and i know exactly how [REDACTED], but i’m living for this moment. living IN it.

Spread out on the table was a wanted poster with a mugshot of Cinder on it, defaced with black permanent marker and crease marks.

cinder: yeah they didnt get the eyebrows sharp enough and im mad abt it

“Well, your clothes are in the wash.” Cinder said, turning around, coffee in hand. It was so…domestic. “It would help if you had more than one set.”

shouting from a distance: you two should get MARRIED

“You’ve been wearing the same dress the entire time I’ve known you.”

look at these lil JABS... the JESTS... the JOQUES... i cant believe theyve been married 10 years already. im also deeply enjoying how very indulgent this section is. I Am Seeing,

Glynda scoffed, and when Cinder reached for the sugar on the counter, she gave it a subtle nudge with her Semblance. It slid out of Cinder’s reach.

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THIS WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soulmates.

Cinder shrugged, still looking elsewhere. “Mercury thought it was funny.”

“Mercury?”

cinder: my son and BOY. and, one day, yr son and boy, tho he won’t take it lying down.

Cinder scoffed. “You just don’t appreciate my good tastes.”

i feel like the evidence is truly stacking up to very much prove this statement wrong but u kno what lets let her figure that one out for herself

“A souvenir from the brats,” she said. “And a letter excusing the mess they made of the place.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS

She said, “I just didn’t know you had kids.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS

“It’s fine,” said Cinder tersely, but not harshly. “It isn’t wise to advertise in my business, so keep it to yourself.”

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD YES that little like... indirect admittance that em and merc r basically her own kids is a fucking BLESSING from ON HIGH are you SEEING THIS SHIT????????????? we have been fed today. my crops r watered and my lambs bouncing over the green fields as we feast. what a moment. wow. what a chapter.

When Cinder finally finished hers and rose to get another cup, Glynda allowed some of her thoughts to solidify. She said, “I want new clothes.”

as a side note, i think it rly shows the strength of the writing that the feeling of the narrative can change so much, esp when u take into consideration that we jump between the points of view of TWO characters? like with cinder we’ve gone from sheer fury to gruesome sickness, and with glynda we’ve gone from Complete Dissociation to this gentle and soft morning and you can feel it absolutely fluffing up in every word! still love how good the writing in this fic is its NUTS

Cinder shrugged. Her usual clothes were still in the wash; right now, she was wearing high-waisted black pants and a loose top tucked in.

diesel i want you to know im thinking abt what u said abt the high-waisted pants mods in sims 4 and im giggling

The necklace with Glynda’s earring hung from her throat.

i didnt mention it before but this is the... second time this chapter its been explicitly mentioned? and i know we could be like ‘ah the MEANING’ but honestly im like glynda r u rly not over the bobbies y

“You aren’t dead in there, are you?” came Cinder’s voice.

“No.”

“Well. At this pace, I will be before we get out of here.”

cinder, who probably once spent 7+ hours choosing an outfit: look its only cool if i do it, dipshit,

Unsnapping the lone earring left to her, she brought it to her collar and fixed it there, under the clasped button to dangle just over her sternum.

When she stepped out of the changing room, Cinder looked up. A slow dawn of interest eclipsed the boredom on her face. Glynda stood very still as her gaze flowed up and down again, pausing over the earring.

Cinder touched the matching one hanging from her own neck, almost in surprise. She cleared her throat. Her tone was very deliberately mocking: “Cute.”

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD are we for SERIOUS right now??? jesus christ. jesus christ. we’ve moved on past married now this is ride-or-die shit right here what the FUCK. jesus CHRIST. theres- i- i have THOUGHTS on this matter that are spoilery and so i will SIT ON THIS EGG but HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

“Nothing,” Cinder said, smoothing her expression into something unreadable. “I was just thinking—nevermind.” 

no, no, go on, speak yr mind, please do, because if u were abt to offer to embroider that shit then PLEASE say it aloud for the audience at home

“If I was a cop, you’d already be in jail.”

“You’re welcome to try to take me in, darling.”

im sure its obvious but im BESIDE myself @ this flirting. im losing it. this is SUCH a treat and i KNOW that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“That’s because of your—” Cinder was already gone. Glynda pressed her lips together, but watched her go. Rolling her eyes, she finished, “—Grimm tattoos.”

Whatever. She could gloat about figuring it out later.

/CHOKES

WHAT

@kc and diesel: CALL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK

okay okay. wait. okay. wait. theres. wait. okay. i cant. am i safe to say anything. probably not. so. im not gonna. but. you WILL be seeing me in dms, friends,

okay okay im moving on im gonna. keep going. okay. okay. im going. (but i will be in dms)

there was a brief discussion of dinner: namely, that neither of them wanted to make it.

oh god why is this me

“Give me your new cape.”

“What?”

Finally looking up, Cinder said, “Your cape. Let me have it, and I’ll put your emblem on it.”

THANK YOU MA’AM AND THANK YOU FOR READING THE FIC HAS ENDED ITS ALL OVER WITH!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!! WE RODE THIS WHOLE TRAIN TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY IF ONLY IT WERE SO EASY.

Glynda ignored it for the time being and sent the vector of her emblem to Cinder.

i deeply love the idea of all hunters and huntresses carrying a vector of their emblem JUST IN CASE,,, SMTHNG HAPPENS,,, its right alongside the list of their next of kin and their will and testament,

Cinder Fall was a name built on Dust and money and extravagant demonstrations.

But Cinder Fall was also a woman with a family. A home. A favorite blend of coffee.

this is absolutely kicking me in the dick for reasons i cant say but also for reasons of SNOFT because oh my god. this is. like. this is why i rly vibe w. cinder in this fic and is also like one of my favourite characterisations of cinder of ALL TIME (which is why all my fav cinder fics typically have it as a Theme). shes SO good and SO dimensional and i just. god. GOD. i LOVE HER!!!!!!!!! ID DIE FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA CINDER FALL IS MY ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

It felt like being told a secret, like being told a thousand secrets, and not knowing what to do with them. All she could do was hold them in her palms, delicate as she could, trying not to break anything.

GIMME ARMS TO PRAY WITH INSTEAD OF ONES THAT HOLD TOO TIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /goes apeshit

And because of that, Glynda asked, “Do you have any more stories?”

Without looking up, Cinder drawled, “About Witches?”

“Or dragons.”

Gold flickered her way.

👈😳👈

“They’d already been built by the Witches that came before her,” Cinder replied. “But she’d been a headmaster at one of them, and a teacher before that.”

Something in Glynda’s chest gleamed.

lore lore lore lore LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets GET THAT LORE as i peer blearily thru tears,

“...You haven’t just been pretending not to remember things, have you?”

firstly: called out lmao JHGSDFKJHGFSD and SECONDLY:

“The moon?” Cinder made a face. “I’m not sure if it’s that literal. Your soul is powerful, but it’s not a physical thing. Besides, the moon is…”

“Broken,” Glynda finished for her.

“Yeah.”

hm what a fascinating thing hm how interesting hm hm HMMMM 👈🤔👈

Even as they ate, they both seemed lost in their own heads, but somehow, to Glynda, it seemed perfectly clear that both of them were wondering the same thing.

wait glynda. hey glynda. did u uh. ever. did u uh. text winter back or w

WE DID IT CHAPTER 17!!!!!!!!!!! this was a Lot (4,500 words? yall better be careful before those 10k chapters return to Haunt Us) and was also, a Lot. holy shit. theres. i. id make a spoiler edition but tbh its just the SAME SPOILER thats like. rly driving this chapter. i know what its for. i know it. i feel it. dont trust winter more like dont trust the writers

ANYWAY I LOOK FORWARD (?) EAGERLY (???) to chapter 18, unsure when the vibes will turn rancid for the worse. when. honey. theres a big storm coming.

[adhdalistair]

putting all my Serenity reactions under the cut

guys… Serenity? it’s good

“outside the ringroad, beyond the traffic lights” ANYBODY WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN the fake ass love dovey dialogue in track 2… IANTO’S PAUSE AFTER JACK SAYS LOVE YOU I’m going to die “honey… I think you’re boiling over” “I can only talk like a Stafford Wife for so long” I love this so fucking much oh perception filters B O Y F R I E N D “oh shut up” “ooo the pasta’s ready” I can and will die for Ianto Jones. I died in 2009 actually Y E S fighting about the toilet and the dishes “they do like to be modern, don’t they!” what kinda weird statement lol “and you never know how long it will last” Jesus Vanessa fuck man… u right “together we can do anything” I’m also going to die Bob and Mary do some microaggressions huh “not this month you haven’t” Ianto you are my son you are my SON “I don’t get hangovers” you fucking liar lol Jack you are a fucking child I love you so much you fucking manchild “hate you” Ianto I luv u… “unusual choices rewarded” so many fucking snide comments lol hey Mary? what the fuck is going on? please don’t try to break janto up it’s all I have left “I would murder you so much you’d stay dead” you… I love you ���can’t go to an orgy if you have a nut allergy” I’m going to die I’m going to die “you can’t get enough of this ugly mug” lol Ianto is fucking losing it lol… he’s at his fucking limit aw… Bob and Mary :( Ianto whispering about Jack… :( “that’s their biggest weakness: their emotional connection. it’s why they’ll never win” man I hope it gets flipped and it ends up being their greatest strength. that’d be so good Ianto’s little monologue making the bomb… I love him so much Jack so casually being like “yeah I’ll kill you to save the world” like I know it’s true but… well actually I don’t. I saw CoE Day 4 oh bitch I’m so stressed “where have you been hiding that gun?” “I’m bendy” ASSGUNS… couples that store guns in their asses together stay together “so don’t shoot me in the head!” Ianto killed Jack lol that’s really funny somehow it’s sad but funny “you might have been a sleeper. also, drama~” I WOULD, CAN, AND WILL DIE FOR IANTO JONES “the human race is better than that” “no, it’s not” I mean he’s not wrong but also he super is aw babey Jack having to rationalize genocide like this… :( I love you Javic Piotr Thane Jack’s false bravado after having to murder all the aliens :( :( :( babey omg there’s still one more part after 10 I’m vibrating I’m gonna die “funny how all the houses are on fire except ours” Neil Cicierega’s The Only House That’s Not On Fire Yet oh fuck you big finish they put Ianto’s Theme under this conversation at the end of part 10. I literally got a cold flush through me when I realized “don’t even want a regular life anymore” lol “us together? that could never be boring” “boyfriend” AAAAAAHHHHHHHH god I really expected Serenity to bring in some big relationship angst or something but besides the genocide it was fucking… Aaaaaaaa now I’m listening to the interviews I’m going to die “the chemistry’s between you is so good even when you’re not in the same room” Sjxjdhehdb “picking up where we’ve left off” “extra electricity” “and we really do it” god these dorks “your episode was the last one that didn’t kill Ianto” this dude joking about “I wanted to kill Ianto it was me” “fuck it. I’ve got a shrine” A IDJEBDHD GDL I LOVE YOU. funny enough my mom is in Wales and just went to the shrine two days ago lol “putting on your favorite outfit again” mood god… they “I’m literally laughing at my own jokes like a lunatic” “end up together in a perfect world” 😭 “looks and subtleties that happen when they are Jack and Ianto” ah. yeah. “the way that they’re treated normal in the neighborhood” I know of COURSE John Barrowman said gay rights this is a dumb joke to make but… gay rights 🏳️‍🌈 oh shid it was a sequel to Sleeper! I almost forgot lol I’m an idiot. so it’s some time after that which is. nice bc that’s the second EP after Jack gets back I knew about sugar glass but rubber glass? lol “if Jack and Ianto were to live happily ever after-” *John snores* shut UP John lol “they’d get a dog” hell yeah more Untitled. WAIT THAT’S WHAT I SAID I WANTED OUT OF THIS EP, FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION UNTITLED. I WIN! no kids I agree. MENAGERIE OF ADOPTED ALIENS GENDER NON SPECIFIC BABEY… John Barrowman said nonbianary rights JOHN STOP NO IANTO MPREG djxjdhenfjdje

[askmyboys]

Dean and Jason

Names: Dean Williamson and Jason Bishop | Genders: Male | Ages: Dean is 32 and Jason is 34 | Heights: Dean is 5'0" and Jason is 7'5" | Species/Race: Humans | Eye Colors: Dean's eye color is Forest Green (both their eye colors are going to be for their meanings mostly), and Jason has heterochromia- his left eye is Steel Gray, his right eye is Shadow Black. | Hair Colors: Dean's is Ginger (his hairstyle is a messy undercut), and Jason's hair color is black (and his hairstyle is an extreme spiky quiff) | Appearances: Dean l o v e s hoodies, he has a full collection of hoodies and its about all he wears tbh, his main hoodie is one that has the words "Fuck Off" written on the front and "Fuck You" on the back of it, he wears some ripped blue jeans to go along with it- most of his pants are ripped and the non-hoodie clothing is also ripped mostly (thats not the reason he mainly wears hoodies tho, their just more comfy ya know?), he also wears combat boots as well (oh and as a bonus he also loves tank tops- he just wears hoodies more), whenever he DOES wear his tank tops however- he usually has white bandages wrapped around his wrists and down his arms a bit (you know- like how some of those wrestlers wear sometimes), he's not SUPER muscular but you can tell he works out for sure, he also has a lot of scars on him- nothing TOO prominent- it just looks like he got into a lotta fights mostly (and of course, he has a circle beard that matches his hair color) Jason usually wears tank tops mostly, his jeans either have chains hanging down them or their ripped jeans, and of course combat boots as well- sometimes if he REALLY feels like it, he'll put on a... "fancier" outfit, those outfits are usually leather jackets with spikes on them, black fingerless driving gloves (ya know those ones that expose the fingers for one obvs but also they kinda reveal the knuckles too), the pants stay the same in both his main and secondary outfits tbh, he has a full beard, and oh BOY does this man look strong- he looks like he can easily lift a thousand pounds (not that GROSS OVERLY muscle-y look either btw just wanna make that v clear but he just looks- Idk- is beefy the right term to use? Lmao- you can tell I dont know shit bout exercise or any terms), he also has a TON of scars on him even on his face, he's covered almost head to toe in scars- big boy's been through a lot. | Personalities: Dean is a rough rowdy boy who won't take shit from anyone even IF he knows they could easily kick his ass, absolutely against authority- don't tell him what to do and stay out of his way while he's doing it or else he'll mess you up! He LOVES to fight tbh in general so sometimes he'll go picking a fight for just no reason if he's bored enough that is, he l o v e s to cause trouble and honestly hearing people scream in frustration at what he did or caused is always funny, he likes to pull "pranks" on people as well to frustrate them further, honestly you might as well consider him a masochist at this point because he seems to enjoy pain well enough, absolutely without a d o u b t LOVES mindless carnage, p much a bad boy? like jfc- this dude needs to seriously chill out, he's not a fair fighter either so you better believe he'll use weapons if he gets the chance. (tl;dr: Rough rowdy boy, will not take shit from anyone even if he knows they could beat him up, "Fuck authority and fuck your rules I do what I want bitches", loves a good brawl for sure- he is DTF 24/7 (Down to Fight lmao I couldnt resist), has some v e r y prominent masochistic and hell even SADISTIC tendencies at this point, loves to prank people and watch them grow more frustrated, loves frustrating people in general tbh, needs to chill but he won't, an absolute dirty fighter and he WILL use weapons against someone if he can, mindless carnage is his J A M, he does have a soft side however, but uh, his "Soft side" is only for ONE person and one person only h e h) Jason is.... pretty opposite of Dean, he doesn't start fights for the hell of it but uh he definitely won't take shit from nobody if they even dare mess with him or especially Dean, people don't usually mess with him anyways tbh- their too terrified bc he's s o tall and beefy looking that it intimidates people- not to mention the look he usually has on his face- he scowls a lot which just adds to the intimidation factor, he's pretty quiet most of the time (wow completely opposite of Dean in that regard, Dean is a LOUD BOI), he might look all intimidating and scary but honestly, that's because.... He absolutely is, he WILL snap your neck like a twig if you mess with him or god forbid Dean, he only has a soft side for o n e man, and it should be obvious by now lmao, a loner type mostly, you can usually find him in the back because its dark and quiet, now I won't say he doesn't have sadistic urges sometimes bc he absolutely does- he just has good self restraint ...most of the time anyways... he's not really a masochist but honestly he must have a HIGH pain tolerance because he BARELY reacts when someone punches or even cuts him. (tl;dr: Opposite of Dean in MANY ways, he doesn't start fights for the hell of it, but can and will defend himself if the situation calls for it, will not take no one's shit for sure, VERY intimidating- even one look usually sends people running, scowls like- a LOT- like Dean: "Don't you like, e v e r smile?" *cut to Jason smiling but its v e r y unsettling and disturbing looking* " Holy fuck... Nevermind...", usually hangs out in the background somewhere- where its quiet n dark p much, loner type BUT the only person he really likes hanging out with is Dean despite how annoying the little punk can be sometimes, definitely has some sadistic urges but his self restraint can be a great deal of help when those urges come around, not a masochist at all he just has a HIGH pain tolerance and doesn't even flinch at anything hardly, hell most of the time the most he'd do is s t a g g e r a bit if ya hit him with a weapon that is or run into him) | Side Facts: I will say, Dean and Jason DO fight each other a lot, arguments and even physical stuff BUT- lemme make it clear, they'd never hurt each other TOO badly, they just love to rough each other up a bit sometimes, its fun to them and they never have any hard feelings against each other about it- bc they do both love to fight, I mean- that dont mean they don't get salty if one beats the other in a fight, they do know self control and restraint when fighting each other however- they'd n e v e r ACTUALLY cause serious damage, they just a couple o' rowdy boys who are super fucking gay for each other. Yep. you heard me, the truth is out- Dean has a crush on Jason, and Jason has a crush on Dean- BUT... They don't actually know it, like sure- they know one another won't seriously hurt each other which both of them respect each other for that, but Jason doesn't know Dean has a crush on him, and Dean doesn't know Jason has a crush on him especially, I mean hell- Jason looks like he barely has any emotion and the only time he does is when he CAN cause some mindless carnage or destruction- most of the time he just looks pissed off. Truth be told, this is the only time they've ever r e a l l y been afraid tho... like, Dean's scared to tell Jason his feelings bc what if Jason rejects him or for some reason gets really pissed and p much leaves him there all alone, he just has a lot of fear and anxiety over this kinda thing, and Jason... he doesn't think Dean will feel the same and just make fun of him for that like "lmao your g a y? Gross dude" (listen, let's get one thing straight, first of all- their not, second of all- Dean IS an asshole BUT he's not THAT kinda asshole lmao) so Jason's got some fears of this too their just significantly different than Dean's- so if ANYONE of them tells each other bout the feelings, it'll probs be Dean firsthand- Jason's just gonna keep quiet of that in fear Dean'll make fun of him for this kinda feeling, especially towards h i m- its essentially just two dudes who's super gay for each other but terrified to tell each other about the other's feelings n shit. In Dean's spare time he usually chills out well, anywhere he really wants too (he can honestly be super chill, like MORE SO than usual when Jason's around and he knows it), but he'll usually kick back and relax and listen to some music on his phone- his favorite genre is heavy metal, punk rock, or just anything rock in general mostly- he better be glad he has headphones bc Jason would probably become v e r y irritated hearing that loud music all the time, or if music doesn't appeal to Dean at the moment- he'll watch some videos instead- he doesn't do m u c h in his spare time aside from those and well, most of the times he'll work out with Jason- which even tho Dean can be loud most of the time, Jason seems to, well from Dean's perspective- he "tolerates" his presence p much. In Jason's spare time he usually just hangs out in "the back" he likes the darker areas and the much more quiet areas, usually whenever he's got spare time he works out a L O T- along with Dean, who again, this is from Jason's perspective now- Jason actually loves having Dean around to work out with, its nice in a way... Aside from work outs, he'll sometimes read some books, listen to some music of his own, orrr watch videos on his phone as well, there is ONE thing he does aside from that though... He loves to find and collect certain items that he k n o w s he could make weapons out of, at first, Dean didn't understand why the fuck Jason was collecting all this junk but he didn't dare question it, but after a long while... Jason had came out from his little area and he gave Dean a few weapons, ranging from a baseball bat to a knife- which, Dean- he actually genuinely smiled- not that shit eating grin that's usually plastered on his face but a genuine smile came from this boy, he... he absolutely loved those weapons- he treats them fondly too even to this day.

[prettyflyforacyguy]

all

rlord christ uh okay

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

kitchen Table. ;3

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

good!!!!! it was early morning and aiden was off work so we decided to mess around and it was just v low stress and nice

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

hm uh. who;s that one tiger from zootopia? shit dice drew a commission of him a while back. the sexy one. he’d treat me right.

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

there are like a million dumb fucking things aiden does that makes me lose my gdamn mind!!!!!! like, when he loosens his tie and gives me The Sex Look or kisses my neck in a certain spot... luv that husband

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

somewhere kids could see :/

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

one time admittedly when i was new to anal i had the inevitable ShitDick scenario bc i didn’t know how to prep myself properly........im so fucking sorry, trey, im so sorry

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

this petsmart flyer came in the mail once. that was a weird jerkoff. made me realize im deep in petplay pff

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

aiden;s been practicing shibari and it’s pretty fun! i’d say its my fav way to be restrained rn 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

it aint hard idk

10: Top or bottom?

this bitch be bottomin, my ass is Ready

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

it depends on how much stamina u have or if you’re in the mood for more? that time waiting for the refractory period tho suuuuuuuucks, im so jealous of dfab ppl that can come multiple times :/

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

a valentine’s present for aiden, shhh

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

sometimes aiden fuckign. does French Shit and i dont know what he’s saying until after but it’s kind of become a joke because we’ll be having a really nice moment and he’ll lean in and like, whisper some bullshit like “my little lima bean” or “my sweet polished fork” and i fuckignt rftg,,, IT STILL SOUNDS HOT, WHY IS HE LIKE THIS 

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

that “pop” noise when ur mouth comes off the dick. also, when he like, holds your head with his fingers tangled in your hair and bobs your head down on his cock g gg go gogfdoood thats so hot i love it when he does that to me its nice

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

welcome 2 Trauma Land next question

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

yeah. it’s a pretty slutty thing to do, it’s not great tasting if u don’t like, pineapple and shit but it’s a pretty good way to get your partner turned on more

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

if u and ur partner get tested together and r clean and not seeing anyone else

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

my sophomore year humanities teacher in my study abroad program....holy Fuck. hooooly fuck. mr. nakamura still gets me going to this day. he has a wife tho :(

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

whipped creaaaam!

21: How big is too big:

some bad dragons are really intimidating. christ.

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

let ppl use me as an object again :/

23: Biggest turn on:

humiliation is pretty good

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

my neck

my back

my pussy, and my crack.

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

driving is pretty rough.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

ch r is  t  y es

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

define “worst,” anon.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

who fucking calls it “fapping” still

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Yikes^TM

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

is this like, a lesbian thing? i dont get it

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

YA GATTA NUT!

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

IF THEY TRUCKIN WE ARE FUCKIN!

33: What your favorite part of your body:

my belly........? idk i used to Hate My Mcfuckin Self but aiden blows raspberries on me and its fkin cute holy hell

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

if i suck on aiden’s fingers he basically fucking Dies on the spot, so that’s fun to use. for myself, uhh. thigh kisses are hot. so hot.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

there was a a time when i wouldve said sex is bnetter but no, it’s Lov....i Love Husband

36: What do you wear to bed?

boxers, and my husband

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

probably when i was like nine or ten? in the “i dont know this is masturbating but it kinda feels nice” way

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

there’s a lot floating around there but most of it is during The Bad Time

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

uhhh shit its been a while i can’t really remember?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

mhm. it’s not my fav tho

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

i;ve had more than a threesome, buddy

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

when i was young and desperate and trying anal for the first time i used a vibrating toothbrush but no one told me you’re supposed to not use the brush end. the bristles were rough. 

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

yes to both?? im a tiny troglodyte man what do u expect

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

maybe? this is a very specific situation, i know aiden would rather die than do anything on a plane tho

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

i feel it coming - daft punk

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

literally like anything can make me hard im fucking easy

47: Most attractive celebrity?

my husband....he’s a star, to Me...

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

yes. source: am gay

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Unborn.

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

yes. i dont particularly like to think abt it but there’s a. big fan community wanting me to “come back” and it makes me super uncomfortable.

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

girls :/

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

i have a couple on my thighs and my belly from some healthy weight gain, but aiden doesn’t mind. he likes em

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

dick....me Sucky Cock...nya

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

i dont rlly care

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

i was a few people’s first lay and it was uh. difficult. they think they can just pound a man’s ass like their fleshlight and it’s rough when you’re like, laying there and your ass is on fire while you remind them to use more lube and also fucking go slower to start

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

sticky rice. good fucking lord, do not use sticky rice.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

not really? we don’t hide things from each other

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

we own a Shit ton. i’ve had some since i was like, a teenager but i’ve been collectin some over the years

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

oh god no. aiden barely knows what memes are

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

no, me and aiden have already discussed like, scar reduction shit. i have a few nasty keloids :/

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

neither?? i mean, i was both for a while but *SLAMS TRAUMA BUTTON*

62: Do you watch porn?

duh

63: How small is too small?

all dick is good dick!!!!

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

continues to Slam the Trauma Button

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

probably not because aiden’s in a group chat with his work buddies and they’re all middle aged or young mom nurses. im a fish out of water.

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

sure, as long as its not like skinny jeans or something

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

not rlly. good dick is good dick

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

im p sure everyone tries but usually i get my husband to B)

70: Booty or Boobs?

ass. please god, i’m all about ass

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Ass Blaster 69

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

yes? like a movie and restraunt thing?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

not that i know of, but there was a point when i was pretty low in life that i hopped around w/ partners and one night stands.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

the Pole Faller. i have no body strength and im named that bc i’d fall off the pole

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

no??????????? nO??

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

what...what kind of question even is this

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

“god i wanna put my mouth all over that”

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!! DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!

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@astrolindsey​ u dont have to read all of this youre my fiance and ik you love me already

1. Favorite (Reprise)

honestly part of your old (reprise) from the little mermaid (alan menken) just THOSE HIGH NOTES MMM. i love theres a fine fine line (reprise) from avenue q cuz its adorable but it is like two lines so.

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3. If you could go back in time to see a certain production, which one would it be?

AMERICAN IDIOT WHEN BILLIE WAS ST. JIMMY. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED.

4. Who should write a musical?

i would watch the shit out of an existentialist comedic musical written by bo burnham. hes so hilarious and his songs are so catchy sjiowehefhe.

5. The routine you recreate when home alone:

every. part. of. one. day. more. from. les. mis. simultaneously.my bio used to be something like “my main hobby is recreating all eight parts of one day more by myself” and it is still true. but also hello! from bom but it fails miserably because i try to act out all the parts oof ouch.

6. A duet you’d love to perform and with whom.

if you were gay from avenue q with me as rod and john tartaglia as nicky. now hear me out ik john is supposed to be rod and rick lyon is supposed to be nicky but 1. rod is like My Role™ and as much as i also love rick, john was my fave member of the obc and ik he can do different voices well so...yeah hes gonna be nicky now so i can sing with him.

7. A musical everyone can learn from.

here we go again but avenue q. wowie zowie i like went through a midlife crisis the first time i listened to it but for now actually? changed? my? life? and everyones a little bit racist i mean cmon read my bio. theres so much about it that is so useful even if it seems a bit pessimistic. also elder price from bom learning to use his mission to actually help others and not just to be treated really well if heaven is some good shit but avenue q wins cuz i wasnt religious to begin with.

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9. Favorite person to play (insert role)

okay well im gonna fill this in myself and say elder price and say MY BOY THE ETERNALLY PERFECT NIC ROULEAU I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE HIM ON BROADWAY AND MEET HIM!!!

10. Best digital #ham4ham

uhhhh well like i said in my last post i dont like hamilton really so i have no idea what this means sorry

11. Make up a name and the ingredients for a Waitress pie.

okay well ive only just started listening to waitress and im not nearly as creative with names (or passive aggressive with them) as jenna but uh i really like chocolate pie but ive never seen a nutella one so. yeah that sounds delicious. the name would be something about remington leith idk.

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theres no 13 i guess cuz it is unlucky lmao

14. Express your love for the orchestras!

*inhales* GOD THE ORCHESTRA JUST MAKES THE MUSICAL. GO LISTEN TO ANY SONG FROM LES MIS AND TRY NOT TO GET CHILLS FROM THE INSTRUMENTALS I DARE YOU.

15. Favorite musical written by (insert composer, lyricist)

well lynz youre a FOOL and didnt send me a composer or lyricist so im just gonna reiterate that i love les mis it has been my favorite musical for so many years and i cant believe that my friend ryan saw it on broadway and i didnt.

16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?

but especially my love eponine

17. A line that never fails to make you laugh.

runs to get my official avenue q script that i spent $20 on to make sure i get the line perfectly right

rod: well--i have this friend--

christmas eve: nicky?

r: no no--another friend. and i think he has a very big problem. i think--ithink my friend is (whispers) gay

ce: what wrong with that? you know rod. gay people make major contribution ro art and philosophy and literature for many hundreds of years now

r: but my friend isnt an artist--hes a republican. and an investment banker.

ce: ew. well tell him to stay in closet then. he good for nothing.

r: (a moment) ...well okay! great! thanks for the advice!

ce: yeah i wouldnt want a friend like that!

r: thanks again!

ce: bye now (she goes inside)

rod: bye bye! (beat. to the audience) ...shit.

18. An upcoming production you’re excited for.

DEAR EVAN HANSEN US TOUR

19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?

yknow im sure i do but i cannot think of any right now...all i can think of is i used to think (on my own) “the trees are full of starlight” was “the tree’s are fluff’s delight” i have no idea what that means but it made sense to my young mind

20. A musical you would NEVER see with your parents.

avenue q. hahahahahahaha no puppet sex with rebecca and michael. but lets be honest my mum wants to go back to the city to see it off broadway since only i got to see it and if shes gonna buy me a ticket im totally seeing it again idc.

21. Musicals can introduce you to new cultures, interests, fancy words and so on. Name 3 things you’ve learned form musicals.

bom: literally everything i know about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints is from this musical except for polyamory and salt lake city.

hamilton: alexander was NOT a president. i really dont care about us history whoops

les mis: I Learned Im Not Straight Because Of Samantha Barks

22. Favorite OBC.

avenue q mmmmm love u john tartaglia

23. Cast recording you know by heart.

les mis movie sountrack i literally have like 98% of this musical memorized

24. Cast recording for a long car ride.

grease (movie soundtrack) is a bop and my whole family likes it *fingerguns*

25. Favorite Miscast performance.

i havent listened to too many and ik this one doesnt really count but idc cuz i love it. nic rouleau singing go the distance from hercules is my sexuality.

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27. Showtune of the day:

im gonna go with two by two from bom cuz im listening to it right now and suidfuesrf it just kills me -the fucking chicken waddling walk ass choreography -WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST oflatterdaysaints -ORLANDOOOOO I LOVE YA ORLANDOOOO -PUTT putt golfINGGGGG -arnold: thats me thats me hello. kevin: oh. hi! in the most fucking “:)” voice ever

28.  Who would play you in a musical about your life?

i would hope samantha barks (les mis 25th anniversary and movie eponine) cuz we have similar ranges and shes so beautiful and she is my Favorite Theatre Actress

29. Who would play your best friend in a musical about your life?

im gonna go with dana steingold (ave q current kate/lucy) really for no other reason than shes adorable and has a versatile voice and seems really sweet. i feel like we would be friends in real life.

30.  Who would play your romantic interest in a musical about your life?

honestly like maybe ben durocher (ave q current princeton/rod)? idk he just has a voice that i love and looks adorable in his glasses

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32. Describe yourself with 3 musical theatre characters.

eponine from les mis (what a surprise), kate monster from avenue q, sophie from mamma mia

33. A character that inspires you to be better. (does la la land count? im counting it) mia from la la land cuz she has a similar personality to me but less Anxiety which ends up helping her achieve her dream. i want to be like that

34. A showtune that always puts you in a good mood. bend and snap from legally blonde idk it’s just so fun and makes me feel confident it is nice

35. A showtune that makes you feel melancholic. there are worse things i could do from grease

36. Best showstopper. i believe from bom oh my gosh when i heard nic rouleau sing it live for the first time i had GOOSEBUMPS and it has just the right amount of humor to bootedit: OH JUST KIDDING LOVE U BOM BUT DEFINITELY BEING ALIVE FROM COMPANY OH Y GOD. I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN NEIL PATRICK HARRISS’ VERSION AND RAUL ESPARZA’S THEY BOTH GIVE ME SHIVERS

37. A place you consider to be your Santa Fe. this must be from a musical i havent seen? idk well it looks really beautiful and not very busy so i guess...oakland? it feels like home to me

38. The name of the prettiest theater you’ve been to. eugene o’neill theatre (bom on broadway) was lovely. i had standing room only tickets so i didnt really get to experience it cuz i was stuck in the back under the mezzanine (still great view though) but i looked around a bit during intermission and the was very royal looking and they had a nice bar area upstairs with CHAIRS I COULD USE

39. The most intense scene from a musical. mmm thats tough. from the little ive seen of moulin rouge so far the tango de roxanne part looks really crazy. so is the cell block tango from chicago. or honestly a LOT of american idiot...i love how badass letterbomb is

40. A great cover of a showtune: i really love this male cover of maybe this time from cabaret (i found this thanks to hetalia 2p!america fanart lmao)

41. Put your phone on suffle and write the first 2 showtunes that appear. 1. master of the house from les mis (10th anniversary)2. mamma mia from mamma mia (original cast)

42. Best design of a Playbill. i love effective minimalism so once