#YOUR BROCHURE PDF WITH THE MAP THAT TELLS ME WHICH ROOM THAT ARTIST HAS WORK IN BUT NOT THE NAME OF THEIR ARTWORK | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ivy-and-ivory · 1 year

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Hey :) So the next time you hear me start to say :) hmmmm :) maybe I should set this fic in a highly specific real-world location :) that might be kind of fun :) the next time I say that :) please :) for the love of god :) somebody :) fucking :) stop :) me :)

#ficblogging #why didn’t you just print out a map? you might ask #why did you have to hand draw this terrible & definitely still inaccurate one?#why would you do that to yourself?#all reasonable questions no?#because NONE OF THE MAPS FUCKING LOOK THE SAME #BECAUSE ALL OF THEM KEPT LYING TO MEABOUT HOW MANY BUILDINGS THERE ARE #AND ALSO WHICH OF THOSE BUILDINGS EVEN COUNT AS PART OF THE ARSENAL #AND ALSO ALSO WHICH OF *THOSE* BUILDINGS COUNTED AS PART OF THE BIENNALE #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TABS I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW #ALSO!!!#IF YOU ARE RUNNING AN ART SHOW #HOW GODDAMN HARD IS IT TO PROVIDE AN EASILY SEARCHABLE CATALOGUE OF YOUR WORKS #WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CROSS REFERENCE #BETWEEN YOUR PAGE OF ARTISTS #YOUR BROCHURE PDF WITH THE MAP THAT TELLS ME WHICH ROOM THAT ARTIST HAS WORK IN BUT NOT THE NAME OF THEIR ARTWORK #AND FUCKING GOOGLE EARTH #SO I CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HELL IN VENICE THAT ROOM IS ACTUALLY LOCATED #SO I CAN FIGURE OUT PLAUSIBLE ENTRY AND EXIT POINTS FOR FICTIONAL VIGILANTES TRYING TO BREAK INTO IT #was any of this necessary? you might also ask?#NO. FUCKING OF COURSE NOT. I JUST WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR MYSELF. APPARENTLY.#NEVER LET ME DO THIS TO MYSELF AGAIN PLEASE #ivy rambles

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