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[chans-baby-girl]

Getting to know me tag!

Thanks for tagging me @xpeachesncream @bangchan-fairy

Now it’s your turn!

@luminois @dilutedpondwater @crispy-chan

(You totally don’t have to at all! If you don’t wanna be tagged I would be more than willing to remove you!)

1. When is your birthday?

February 8th!

2. What is your favorite color?

Purple and blue

3. What is your lucky number?

8!

4. How tall are you?

5’6

5. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I think it’s safe to say like four!

6. Favorite song?

Honestly don’t have one atm I’ve been listening to a lot of different songs and it’s messing with my choices

7. Favorite movie?

Doctor Sleep!

8. What would be your ideal partner?

To be perfectly honest someone who can be my best friend and we have those relationships where we skipped the awkward stage and we started farting and burping and crying around each other when we first started being together! We have fun every days a new adventure we watch anime together, they indulge me in watching k pop stuff where We can talk about anything and everything we watch vines and memes and I can take them to my family and they’ll play with my baby cousins and to me that’s ideal. I’ve always wanted to someone who can just be fun and genuine with me and someone who won’t judge me for my weirdness but joins in.

9. Do you want children?

Yes I do I’ve always been that child who carried around babies in a cart and I do a lot of babysitting and I picture myself being a bad ass mother one of these days… who knows?

10. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Nope I drove without a license when I was fifteen for the longest though and never got caught 😎…. Don’t do that tho that’s very bad!

11. What color socks are you wearing?

Bold of you to assume I wear socks to bed 😩 jk they are white with a black heel

12. Bath or shower?

Realistically I usually only take showers but if I had the time I would take a lot of baths

13. Favorite kind of music?

Alt., Rap, Rock, Kpop, Cumbias and Corridos (😩😩😩 for blasting in the car🤪🎉 ) but other than that I like practically anything

14. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One but sometimes I’ll grab another to put in between my thiqq thighs 😩 cuz it gets uncomfortable and I like having my leg elevated

15. What position to you sleep in?

On one of my sides with one leg tucked practically into my chest lol

16. What don’t you like while sleeping?

When someone takes my blanket cuz tbh I love being like a smoll bean and I’ll borrow myself into my blanket like a rabbit so if so much as my head meets the surface i get pissed like don’t touch my blanket bitch Im hibernating😩 OHHHH or when I’m sleeping and you shake me awake like EXCUSE YOU when you’re driving ima shake yo ass too 😭 I swear I got so grumpy when I’m sleepy

17. What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Chorizo or huevos con weenies y frijoles (Eggs with weenies and beans)

18. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes I have! I used to be on my schools team i was pretty good but it’s been years

19. What are your favorite fruits?

Watermelon, cherries, and pomegranate seeds😩🥴🤤

20. Favorite swear word?

Fuck or bitch

21. Do you have any scars?

Yes a lot unfortunately a few on my legs cuz I would fall off my bike a lot and more than I can count on both of my forearms but rest assured I’m better now :) ….didn’t mean to make that dark

22. Are you a good liar?

Yes but I don’t need to like lying at all but if I had to then I am good at it

23. What is your personality type?

I took the quiz thing a few times and I either got ENFP and the other times I got INFP so I guess I’m both intro and extroverted! I am the definitely the therapist friend! But I love making new friends and the only downside I have is that I have bad social anxiety so I don’t have great social skills. But when I do make friends I get excited too fast or I like skip small talk and start getting close and personal and everyone I met finds me to be too much and overbearing because I’ll rant for hours about things I love and people cut me off cuz my eyes get big and I talk louder and I start talking fast and it throws people off? But I’m fun I have a range of interests I’m family oriented. I love kids and have an ambition for teaching! I am a big risk taker and throw any rollercoaster my way and I’ll do it:)

24. What is your favorite type of girl?

A genuine girl and that doesn’t necessarily mean like pure and sweet but I mean they can have their spunk and attitude and their own shit going on but I mean the intention like if you intend to be genuinely real with me and not bullshit with me or waste my time then I’m game to be in a good friendship with you! And someone that has my back and someone I can have a laugh with because humor is one of my biggest turn ons in any friendship or relationship it sparks a connection for me!

25. Left or right handed?

Right handed!

26. Favorite food?

Enchiladas :)

27. Are you clean or messy

Clean!

28. Favorite foreign food?

Japanese food for sure!

29. How long does it take you to get ready?

On a simple day 10 minutes but when I have plans then like 45 minutes

30. Most used phrase?

I have a few that I say daily:

“What in the frick frack?”

“No you dumb bitch”

“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“I’ve seen everything, satan I’m coming down!”

And

“Really your mother pushed you out of her vagina just for you to do this shit?”

31. Are you a good singer?

Not to be narcissistic but I think I’m a really good singer!

32. Do I sing to myself?

Yea sometimes

33. Biggest fear?

That there is no afterlife cuz I’m not afraid to die I’m just afraid that ima die and all the things I’ve heard are lies and I’ll really never see my relatives that passed again.

34. Do you like long or short hair?

Long I love growing out my hair

35. Are you into gossip?

No I don’t care for drama at all. But if someone wants to vent to me then I’ll let them but I’m just not going to put my opinion out there cuz it’s not my place

36. Introvert or Extrovert?

Both it depends on the atmosphere

37. Favorite school subject?

Science

38. What makes you nervous?

People and crowded spaces

39. Who was your first real crush?

My boyfriend lmao deadass I met him in highschool

40. How many piercings do you have?

Currently three: two on my lobes and a nose piercing! But I’m planning on getting a belly button piercing, another nose piercing on the right side (cuz I already have one on the left) two helix piercings, an eyebrow piercing, and two more lobe piercings (one on each ear) all in due time of course!

41. How fast can you run?

Uhhh last time I checked my mile time was 9:54 seconds so like ten minutes per mile!

42. What makes you angry?

Racists, homophobes, r*pists, bullies… basically people who don’t have respect for others and things they can’t change. Ohhh narcissists I hate people that thrive on thinking their better than anyone I love knocking them down a peg! But other than that I don’t tend to get mad often!

43. Do you like your own name?

Yes I do but I recently started going by my middle name Dayzee! The reason behind it is honestly because why have a middle name of you don’t use it? Like why is it just sitting there lmao!

44. What are your weaknesses?

I have horrible social anxiety!

45. What are your strengths?

Honestly I think my strengths are that I’m a loyal friend! I’m also very caring and compassionate and I’m always supportive! What I’m saying is PLEASE BE MY FRIEND I NEED FRIENDS LOL 🤪

46. What color is your bedspread?

Navy blue

47. What color is your room?

Beige but I put led lights so it looks cool!

Thank you for tagging me this was honestly so fun!

[celticheartedfangirl]

My OUAT Rewatch -- S4E22 and 23 -- Operation Mongoose, Parts 1 & 2

Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive

Bobby looks about as done with this season as I am.  I know Michael Socha was done with it -- literally -- but we’ll get to that later.

This is gonna be long.  So have a seat, pour yourself a drink or seven, and get ready.  I’m not holding back . . . . . . 

First of all, I debated about whether I should review this as one or two episodes.  I decided to go with one, and will do this going forward with any episodes that have the same title and are part 1,2, 8 million, whatever.  Trust me, at times it SEEMED like 8 million.

First thing I want to address is a bunch of fandom wank nonsense that came out of this episode -- namely the idea that RUMPLE wrote the story.  Let me make this perfectly clear:

Rumple DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY.  Isaac did.  Rumple told him what HE, personally, wanted.  Isaac took it from there.  Rumple didn’t write Isaac as a famous douchebag author, and he sure as hell wouldn’t have given fucking ZELENA a wedding in the story, he’d have killed her off in a painful but well-deserved death.  Ditto Hook.  So if you still actually think Rumple wrote this story, my recommendation to you is that you back out of this post now.  And you should probably stay off my blog in general.  Because frankly, I think you are wrong and stupid and we are not compatible in any way.  Got it?

Looking at YOU, some RUMBELLE FANS who actually did this shit:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118193570842/i-am-stunned-to-see-some-rumbelle-fans-bitching

Okay, so there’s THAT.  Next . . . 

So this episode was A&E’s attempt at META.  And frankly, they SUCK at it.  It didn’t come off as funny, it came off as making fun of the fans.  No spoilers, ha ha ha .  . . . . . . for those not in the know, back when the show was airing, Adam’s go to answer to fans on Twitter was #nospoilers.  So the whole Isaac so thing was basically a dig at the FANS.  

So there’s THAT.

The entertainment media was shitting all over Rumbelle before the finale, which pissed me off enough to make this post:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118484723732/when-and-why-exactly-did-rumbelle-become-the

And this comment:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118467157702/ouat-finale-your-burning-relationship-questions

And then there’s THIS:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118658755342/omg-ae-dig-the-knife-in-why-dont-you

Yes, in case you weren’t clear, dead is DEAD (we’ll revisit this thought in S5), Neal ain’t coming back, suck on it all of you who don’t like that!  Love, Adam and Eddy.  

Also, in other bullshit news, regarding who taught Henry to sail a ship:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118655893997/henry-no-your-father-taught-you-that

And THIS:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/118660507567/what-the-fuck-they-left-rumple-on-the-floor-but

Revisiting May 2015 me is making current me stabby.  And I haven’t even mentioned the entire town of dumbasses herp-derping around and partying at Granny’s while Rumple is dying and could be a meat suit for the ultimate evil of all evils any second now.  Morons.  

Let’s talk about the stuff I DID enjoy . . . . 

Evil Snow was a riot!  

Bandit!Regina was fantastic.  

And this guy:

Gotta love Knight!Rumple!  

Also, I will admit . . . . . Hook was more useful in useless mode in the AU than he’s ever been in Hook mode outside of the AU.  Does that make sense?  

So there’s all of that.  Overall this 2-part thing was part good stuff, mostly hot mess, and a lot of middle fingers waved to the fans from the writers.  But tally comes later.  NOW is the time to address the Michael Socha issue:

Right about now, dearie.  Will Scarlett is gone.  You will never see him or hear about him again.

(Side note:  Made an error in my last review.  I honestly did not remember AT ALL that we saw Lily again in this episode, both in person form or in dragon form.  Which tells you how much of an impression that made on me.  Anyhoo, my bad.  I goofed.  NOW she’s gone for good.)

So what was the deal with Will Scarlett anyway?  

Well . . . . nobody knows.  We’ll probably NEVER know.  You see, Will Scarlett was one of the breakout characters from the spinoff Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, and when that got canceled, someone -- really not sure who -- thought it’d be an awesome idea to plunk him onto OUAT.  

There were many schools of thought on this, the primary one being that ABC wanted him for something and wanted to keep him on contract.  That was 2014.  I’m typing this in 2020, and there’s still no Michael Socha show on ABC.  So that was a load of horse shit -- or else Socha told ABC to fuck off and hightailed it back to England.  My money is on the latter.  

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/115784240042/honest-question-why-did-they-bring-will-onto

But the issue isn’t even that they didn’t do fuck-all with Socha -- it’s the LIES that these assholes (they being A&E) told.  So here’s where my receipts come in.  You ready?  Got your popcorn?

First of all there’s this lovely article -- Will is mentioned by all of it is just glorious in general:

https://oncecrazy.tumblr.com/post/118843079631/the-26-things-the-castwriters-promised-would

What is so HIGHlarious about all of this is that almost all of the articles that existed about the whole Will Scarlett thing -- no longer EXIST!

The highlight is Zap2it -- which is a now defunct fan site that A&E liked to go prattle to.  

So Frick and Frack promised us we’d find out how Belle & Will got together.  I have this:

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/424464333605771793/#

And I have this:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/113163777872/once-upon-a-time-belle-and-the-knave-are-a-new

I also have a bunch of people I KNOW can confirm they saw this interview full of bullshit before it got erased.  Please show yourselves!  

But fear not -- I have an ACTUAL receipt from Mr. Socha himself:

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/140658788782/apparently-michael-socha-got-screwed-over-by-ouat

https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/140624375357/hes-a-good-bloke-i-saw-him-at-the-comic-con

I’m grateful someone had the idea to type it out, because sadly the link to that article was DELETED, which makes me think Socha got in trouble for that interview.  Because shortly after that, a more watered down interview with him was posted in its place and THAT is still up:

https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a785951/michael-socha-confirms-once-upon-a-time-exit/

Interesting, no?

Whatever the case -- Socha got royally fucked over by OUAT, for no good reason.  His character was a plot device.  What a waste and what an insult to the man who just wanted to work.  Fuck these assholes.  

So anyhow, there are the receipts, and we are now at the end of the clusterfuck that was Season 4.  

Speaking of clusterfucks . . . . onward to Season 5.  

Lord, give me strength . . . . . 

Points tally:

40 points to start

10 points for Rumbelle kiss

10 points for Rumbelle hug

5 points for Swan Queen

3 points for Papafire, at least it got mentioned

5 points for Belle in character

5 points for Rumple in character

5 points deducted for Hook

5 points deducted for Zelena

I really can’t justify adding or deducting anything bonus.  Just get me out of this season, please and thank you.

Total points:  68

Follow #celtichearted OUAT ranking tag for more to come!

[mikeoliveri]

Your “Good Ol’ Days”are Bullshit

I keep seeing these “good ol’ days” posts on Facebook, and it’s driving me nuts. So let’s break this shit down:

I am from Central Illinois ,when I was 10 yrs old the area code was (309) for every phone number. 

What’s the point of these “only one area code” comments? That the poster is too fucking stupid to remember their friends’ phone numbers, or that they have no friends outside of their shitty little town? 

We wore clothes our parents bought us .You thought your parents were rich if you went to JC Penney's.Shopping at K-Mart for a blue light special while eating the popcorn and drinking a Cherry Icee, and maybe stopping in the KMart cafeteria for a meal and an apple dumpling.

First, apparently back in your day, they didn’t teach you how the space bar worked. Second, I have no idea if this is supposed to be a shot at rich kids or if it’s bemoaning bankrupt stores. 

Eating ice cream was the treat on a hot day.

Do you really think it’s not anymore? Or are we taking a shot at millennials and iced coffee? 

Riding anywhere in the car with no seat belts on, riding in the back of a pick up truck and drive in movies, the popcorn in a brown paper bag with so much butter on it you could see it seeping through. 

Yes, because it’s stupid to give a shit about safety and your health. Ever consider there’s a reason highway fatalities have dropped significantly since then? And you can still get popcorn with that much butter, dumbfuck, but why not just save yourself some time and have them fill a soda cup? Pop a straw in it and drink up without the mess. 

25 cents got you 25 pieces of penny candy

Where to start. Maybe we developed a taste for something besides a congealed lump of sugar? Also, a part-time job got you a car and a college education. How deep into this “siddown, boomer” rabbit hole do we want to go?

You took your school clothes off as soon as you got home and put on your play clothes. 

Let’s not pretend everyone can afford two sets of clothes per day, mkay? And if my generation is the product of your generation, I never had separate school clothes and play clothes, either. How is that our fault? 

We had to do our homework before being allowed outside to play.

You don’t get to make this complaint and complain that kids never go outside anymore (below). Furthermore, I’ve been working in education for 20 years now. The percentage of students not getting their homework done (and the percentage of parents who just don’t give a shit about their kids’ homework) has been a constant. 

We ate dinner at the table as a family.

I can point to a lot of families who would love this opportunity, but when both parents have to work, kids are being thrust into six different activities, and student athletes are desperate for scholarships to be able to afford school, it gets a little difficult. 

And even then we’re only talking the families who can afford it. 

We walked to school. There was no taking or picking you up in the car  lol!

Yeah? Which generation started the helicopter parenting? Here’s a mirror to help you figure it out. 

TVs didn’t have remotes, we had to actually get up to change the channel.

I guess this is a positive because it helped you walk off the calories from the popcorn butter and penny candy?

We played Mother May I, Hopscotch, Cowboys and Indians, Cops and Robbers, 1,2,3 Not It, Red Light Green Light, Red Rover, Hide & Seek, Truth or Dare, Tag, Baseball, 4 square, Kick Ball, Dodge Ball, rode bikes, played flashlight tag, spent the night outside in sleeping bags on the front lawn!

No, you’re right, kids have never heard of these games. They go out to recess and just stare at each other. At the park, they sit and watch grass grow.

Girls could spend hours roller skating in the driveway, playing Barbies or house.

*sigh* Let’s just agree you’re a sexist fuckwit and move on.

Boys and girls played football in the yard , or shot baskets. Staying in the house was a punishment, the only thing we knew about "bored", "You better find something to do before I find it for you!" 

Have you not driven through a neighborhood in the last fifty years? Or do you just not see them because you’ve called the cops on them for playing basketball too loudly, too late at night, or both? (Has happened twice in my town within the last year.)

We ate what mom/dad made for dinner or we ate nothing at all. 

I’m going to say this is one more example of a boomer seeing one parent allegedly spoiling a kid and assuming all modern parents spoil their kids. Do all boomers think this way? No, but it’s definitely a trend I see in my parents’ generation and many of the grandparents who visit the school. They see some crazy-ass story about something stupid one parent or school administrator has done, and they assume it’s a universal truth about all parents and schools. 

It’s also possible you were just a shitty cook. 

There was no bottled water; we drank from the tap or the water hose (hot).

Now we know there’s lead in our pipes, and we’ve actually read the list of contaminants in the local drinking water. There are also people who can set their hose water on fucking fire thanks to fracking. Shut. The. FUCK. Up.

We watched cartoons on Saturday mornings,

My kids can watch their TV shows whenever they want, and I wish I had the same capability when I was a kid rather than having to schedule my free time around advertisers’ wishes. 

Also, their TV shows are more than just thinly-veiled advertisements for toys. Their shows have both better writing and better production values, and my kids can pick and choose the shows they like rather than just what happens to be on. 

 and rode our bikes for hours without a cell phone.We weren't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. 

But you sure as shit made us afraid of everything because, again, you assumed the scary story the TV man told you about a kidnapper in California meant any one of your neighbors could snatch us off the street at any moment. You had zero knowledge of statistics and demographics, much less about the relationship between the two. In my town, it’s your generation who is afraid to go into the two nearest cities because you saw a black man’s mug shot on TV.

If someone had a fight, that's what it was and we were friends again a week later, if not SOONER. 

It’s also your generation that screamed bloody murder when your kid got in a fight at school, and you demanded the other kid be suspended because your kid is harmless and was minding his own business.

We played til dark, sunset was our curfew.

Now it’s our kids’ curfew, too. Not because it’s dark, but because you call the fucking cops when you hear kids playing outside past your bedtime. 

School was mandatory

HAA! Yes, because truancy laws are totally not a thing anymore. 

and teachers and police were people who you could TRUST and respect. 

Despite what Fox News would have you believe, they still are. There absolutely are neighborhoods, schools, and police departments where you can’t trust the teachers or the cops. We have plenty of examples of police murdering, abusing, or raping citizens. We have plenty of examples of teachers abusing children, physically and sexually. In many cases, we have this shit on camera. 

The difference between our generation and yours is we understand what we see on TV or on Facebook is not a universal truth. We want criminal cops held accountable, but we support law enforcement as a whole. We’re totally okay with abusive (or incompetent) teachers being removed from the job, but we also understand tenure is an important incentive for schools to retain teachers long term (especially given the current situation for teachers in the great state of Illinois). 

We watched our MOUTHS around our elders because ALL of our Aunties, Uncles, Grandpas and Grandmas were also our PARENTS (they COULD & WOULD WHOOP Y'ALL!,) and you didn't want them telling your PARENTS if you misbehaved.These were the good ole days. 

And there were no long-term consequence for any of this physical abuse ever.

Kids today will never know how it feels to be a real kid. I loved my childhood...!!!Kids these days will never understand how we grew up!!!

There are a lot of differences between my kids’ childhood and my own, and you know what? I’m okay with it. I’m actually interested in their points of view. They have a much broader view of the world than I was ever given, and as a whole, this generation is far more tolerant, open, and empathetic than my generation was--or was allowed to be--at their age. 

Take your “good old days” bullshit and shove it up your ass. Maybe if you made an effort to connect with your grandkids rather than shouting at them, you’d actually learn something. 

[btsshenanigans]

You should tag all your mutuals as the BTS members! When you do, what made you say that they are most like the member?

Omg i have so many mutuals but I am shy and only speak to like half of them so If I don’t ever talk to them I’m not going to insert it here because I don’t know them *insert awkward laugh* so iF I AM YOUR MUTUAL AND WE NEVER SPEAK PLEASE TALK TO MEH SO I CAN GET TO KNOW YOU, YOU BOOTIFUL HOOMAN. also I might be really bad at this but who tf knows hehehe let’s have fun. 

@kookiephoria omg y’all, if Jimin was a girl it would be this lovely girl. She is literally so nice and so soft all of the time and is so freaking cute it makes me want to pinch her cheeks like ahiooahvosH. Literally shows me more love than I ask for like GORL thank you for giving me confidence boosts hehe. SUCH a Jimin, I stan

@emerson-moonchild this lovely gorl has so much Yoongi in her,,,,, just her personality is so freaking good and she says things sometimes that I’m just like woooooowww, that’s a great quality person. You also are one of those people who you show, like, affection and stuff, through your actions, if that makes any sense. uwu you are fabulous emerson don’t let others tell you otherwise

@gukgalore ehehehhehe Jungkook. This blog is pure gold (pun totally intended) and their personality is like so aesthetically nice, like it makes me feel all fluffy inside, if that makes sense aakgopgjpi. They sometimes sound like a meme and I am totally into it hehe. also their writing? Is? AMAZING? Like it’s a little Not Safe For Work sometimes but it deserves to be a New York Times Bestselller ngl.

@promisenight my favorite Shimmy Shoo, is literally hoseok 2.0 (YES I KNOW I SAID YOONGI BEFORE BUT I CHANGED MY MIND OKAY?) Shimmy is so fucking loud whenever I speak to her like literally we just scream back and forth and I love it so much!!!!!!!! Also she make me smile all the fricking fracking time and Hobi does that to everyone in existence sooooooo in other words she is an absolute sunshine uwu

@hoe4hobixo guys, Beth gives off such Jin vibes. Like whenever I talk to her I literally can feel the energy radiating off of her body it’s unavoidable. also the way she talks? It’s basically like “I’m a boss bitch move outta my way” and I am living for it. I love when they rant about shit too because they go OFFF

@another-star-you-fade-away I see a lot of Namjoon in you. I feel like they are always supporting me like 25/8???YesIKnowALotOfPeopleDoThisOkayHoldOnLetMeExplain. Like they are one of those people who I feel like they scroll through my blog when they are bored heohehgaug. They post really wholesome fluffy stuff and I see so much positivity from them and they get like shy when they are cute if that makes sense heheheheh ALSO YOUR NAME IS BEAUTIFUL HONEY 

@kittycarlo they are SOOOOOO Jimin. like cmon this gal here is so freaking adorable. Like they post such great stuff and are always shining this positive yellow light uwu I love them, I’m pretty sure they were my one of my first mutuals if I remember right so ily hehe

@rynnieunnie Y’ALL THIS IS MY HOMEGIRL AND I LOVE HER, but right here my friends is a pure-bred Jungkook 2.0. They are such a meme, and they have the BEST memes, like half of my memes are the ones they’ve sent to me ahgohhghaogheiph. And ooooofffffff can they make me laugh. They also have a really amazing heart and are super amazing and beautiful. Love u huney

@lilacparkjiminsmain and @lilac-park-jimin It took me a while to decide for them, but eventually my fried brain decided on Namjooooooonnnnn. hehe they are honestly such a peaceful soul and I can really trust them, and when I talk to them I feel nothing but good intentions, and for some reason I get like a protective energy???????? Like if I got a hater all of a sudden (lol) this gal would probably dropkick them to hell. ALSO ANOTHER AMAZING WRITER ALERT!!!!!!! I STAN TO INFINITY AND BEYOND. 

[tom-hollands-eyelash]

Don’t Forget Us (Peter Parker X stark!reader) part 2

Summary: What would happen if you were Tony Starks daughter and could lift Mjölnir.

Word count: 1,293

A/n: I’ve had this idea for a while now and I can’t wait to share it with you guys! Please leave feedback, it’s always appreciated. If you want to be tagged please shoot me an ask or reblog this. It makes it easier for me.

Masterlist | Series Masterlist

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“Woah! You can lift Mjölnir!?” The scrawny, curly haired boy, who you later found out was named Peter, said.

“Yeah.” You said smiling bringing the hammer up in veiw. Peter was in awe with eyes as big as saucers.

“So Thor. I do believe that means my wonderful, amazing, and beautiful daughter, Y/N Stark, now rules Asgard. Isn’t that right?” Your father says walking up behind you to place his hands on your shoulders.

“Yes. Yes it does,” Thor says standing up from the couch.

“Listen Y/N, just because your the new ruler of Asgard, uh no offense point break, I have just one request-“ your dad started before being cut off.

“I am NOT reinstituting Prima Nocta for if you visit dad.” You said interrupting him, but still earning a chuckle from him.

“Don’t cut me off.” He chuckles in a mocking serious tone. “No just-just don’t forget us.” He said taking his orange sunglasses off showing how he’s being 100% sincere. To say you were taken aback would be the understatement of the year. You’ve never heard your dad sound like this before.

“Dad I’m not- I could never-“ You said trying to form a coherent sentence.

“Come Tiny Stark, we must be off. I shall call upon Heimdall to activate the bifrost.” Thor said walking up beside you and placing a hand on your shoulder. “I’ll take care of her, I promise Stark.”

It was finally hitting you that you were about to leave earth to rule Asgard. You didn’t want this, you just wanted to see if you could lift it. “Woah, woah, woah!” You said shrugging off Thor’s hand off your shoulder. “Who says I even want to go to Asgard to rule!? I barley can take care of myself! What makes you think I can take care of an entire kingdom!?” You say dropping the hammer with a deep thud. “I didn’t actually expect some ‘King Arthur and his knights of the round table’ bull shit! I’m. Not. Going. Anywhere!” You say taking a step away from Thor and your dad as you said each word, ending up shoulder to shoulder to Peter.

—

“Should we send him now? They’re fighting about how the girl is leaving earth to rule Asgard. This might be our only chance.”

“She’s had basic training before no?”

“Yes she has. She’s trained with Romanoff for the past two years. So she’s not going without a fight.”

“Didn’t expect her to. Send him in now, and tell him I want her alive. Conscious is preferred but knocked out will suffice.”

“Excellent choice sir. Doctor Zola would have been proud.”

“I know. You’re dismissed.”

“Hail HYDRA!”

“Hail HYDRA!”

—

The initial shock of your ability to lift Mjölnir eventually wore off and everyone went to bed, everyone but you and Peter that is.

“-no I’m serious! She actually walked to me giving cunnilingus to a cucumber!” Peter said in between our mixed laughs as we sat on the couch facing each other.

“Ohmigod! What did you eat?!”

“Pepper Palace Hottest Sauce in the Universe.” He said proudly.

“What the heck! That the second most hottest hot sauce in the entire world!”

“I know.”

“Firstly, how? And secondly, why!” You asked, he started to say why but you didn’t hear him due to the fact that you got lost in his eyes. It’s crazy, you just met this guy a couple of hours ago, and your heart is already starting to spead up everytime he says your name. Just with his stupid smile he can make your heart go crazy. You didn’t know of him until tonight, why are you feeling this way? I mean sure he’s cute, sweet, and consierate. But he’s still a stranger.

Peter on the other hand knew exactly who you were. He’s seen you around the compound training with Natasha and Steve or you’ve walked in to your dad’s lab whilst he was under the suit your dad was making for you, his little ‘Irongirl’.

To say he was intrigued the first time he saw you would be an understatement. It was a few months ago and was Peter’s first time at the compound, they passed the training room where you and Natasha were fighting and Steve was sitting to the side yelling things like, ‘keep your arms up to block’ or ‘find an opening’. Peter stood in place, in front of the one way mirror just watching as one of your white and black marbled legging covered leg came up to knee Natasha in the side of her stomach and while she was recovering from the blow, you quickly spun around grabbed her by the neck and flipped her over your shoulder. “That’s my girl” he heard Tony say as you both watched the fight. He didn’t even have to talk to you to know that he already liked you.

“So saturday?” You heard him ask snapping you out of your thoughts. You panicked cause you weren’t listening. You could let him know you weren’t paying attention to his story, so you just nodded your head yes.

“Sweet its a date.” He said smiling getting up to go to the elevator.

“Are you spending the night?” You asked leaning against the couch back towards the windows. Trying to change the subject in attempt to hide the smile that kept creeping up on your face.

“Ya, since I was late Mr. Stark said I-“ Peter quickly stopped talking and looked towards the window with a worried look on his face.

“Peter what’s wrong?” You asked noting his expression.

“Nothing, just thought I heard something outside.” He lied, he didn’t hear anything. He felt something. A weird tingling sensation started from is hands, traveled up his arms, to his ears. This was a feeling he knew all to well, it was his spidey sense going haywire telling him something dangerous was near.

You stayed quiet for a few seconds to see if you could hear what he heard. “I don’t hear anything. It could have just been the wind.” You say so softly that he almost didn’t hear you.

He was going to ignore is until you both heard the quiet squeak of a window opening. Your guy’s heads turned to the window that was now opened.

“Still think it’s the wind?” He asked you walking towards the window.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y run a 100 acres security scan of the property.” You said to the A.I when you saw a figure jump from tree to tree. “And send a distress signal to Wanda and vision just in case please.”

“I-I’m s-sorry Miss-ss Stark. T-there s-e-eems to be som-something wrong.” F.R.I.D.A.Y said spazzing out.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y’s been tampered with. Peter go get my dad and I’ll reboot her.” You said to Peter who tried to argue.

“No! I’m not-“

“PETER GO! F.R.I.D.A.Y was our first line of defense. Go! NOW!” You said running to your dad’s lab. You heard something small hit the ground behind you, you paid it no mind thinking you just dropped a scrap piece of metal. It wasn’t until you started to cough did you notice the smoke that filled the small room. You looked around with blurry eyes and saw a silver can with a green and black circle with a skull and six tentacles coming out of it. You’ve seen this symbol before but you don’t remember from where.

The last thing you saw was a man with brown shoulder length hair dressed in all black. He had a silver arm with a red star on the shoulder and was wearing a mask the covered his nose, mouth, and chin. ‘Hail HYDRA.’ Was the last thing you heard before passing out.

—

Part 3

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