#You go cheat honey I'm going to enjoy my whole mansion

[bethanydelleman]

Why I am NOT an Austen Heroine:

-If I was Anne Elliot, I would have married Charles Musgrove in a heartbeat just to get away from my family

-If I was Elinor Dashwood, I would have ugly cried when Lucy Steele told me she was engaged to Edward until I couldn't breath

-If I was Fanny Price, I would have married Henry Crawford just to get away from Mansfield Park

-If I were Elizabeth Bennet, I would have probably just said yes to Darcy (highly loss adverse and very concerned about my age)

-If I were Emma, I wouldn't have lasted until Box Hill to insult Miss Bates. It would have happened years ago and far more often

-If I were Catherine Morland.... oh... at 17? Oh... yeah, girlies I would totally accuse my crush's dad of murder because I was reading too many Gothic novels...

I AM a Jane Austen Heroine

[olympushit]

Keeping up with the Olympians

#kuwto

Episode 1:

Preview: While everything seems normal, things on Mount Olympus have escalated quite too far. Zeus once again cheats on Hera, while saving Dionysos from embarrassing drunk moments becomes a struggle for his siblings. And many more to follow....

Scene 1: (Zeus' grand palace)

Hera: Zeus!

Zeus: Yes honey!

Hera: Honey? Don't you honey me you piece of shit!

Zeus: Don't you piece of shit me!

Hera: You cheated on me again!

Zeus confessional:

Sometimes Hera overreacts about my infidelities! They say that sex is the best way to burn calories while you do something you enjoy! Women! They never understand!

Hera's confessional with a beauty face mask:

Having to put up with such drama is annoying! Can't he see that all this situation is harmful for the ecosystem? Who's gonna clean all the bacteria he spreads?

Zeus: Stop making something out of nothing!

Hera: I saw you!

Zeus: Oh, you were eavesdropping my dirty little queen! You should have joined us!

Hera: I WANT A DIVORCE!

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Scene 2: (Apollo's grand mansion on Mount Olympus)

Apollo's confessional:

I was having a nice little orgy with my nine beautiful Muses when Hermes decided to so rudely interrupt my fun!

Apollo: What's going on?

Hermes: I know it may sound normal, but someone gotta save Dionysus ass outta the club! Ariadne called me to tell me that she can't find him!

Apollo: Can I have a nice time without someone interrupting my fun!

Hermes: This is serious business, and for Zeus' sake dress up!

Hermes' confessional:

I love all my siblings and I always wanna help them. So when we are done saving Dionysus' ass, I'm gonna take Apollo to a strip club!

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Scene 3: (Mount Olympus, Ares and Athena in some crazy conflict)

Athena: Again?

Ares: I'm not surprised anymore. All my childhood years were filled with this shitty matter.

Ares confessional:

Dad cheating on mum is the most common thing on this Mountain. It is like saying "good morning". When I was younger I always took some pop corn and listened to them fight! Man! This was even more exhilarating than a football game!

Athena: I'm too mind-elevated to care about such stuff! I use my smartness for dumb things!

Ares: Will you stop bragging about your wits? It is too egotistical!

Athena: You are jealous!

Ares: No, I am right! And you don't wanna admit it because you are a selfish bitch!

Athena: Who did you call a bitch?

Ares: You of course! Do you see anyone else here to call bitch?

Athena: Yes! You!

Ares: How mature of you!

Athena: You dare talk back to me!

Ares: This is how a conversation is done you smartarse!

Hestia confessional:

I am really depressed by Ares' and Athena's behavior! They had a fight and Ares' spear went through my favorite vase!

Athena: Wait! You don't care about our well-beings?

Hestia: I would, if you didn't smash the whole palace!

Ares: As usual I'll be the one to be blamed!

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Scene 4: (Apollo and Hermes find Dionysus)

Hermes: What is he doing inside the fountain?

Dionysus: And my heart will go on and on!

Apollo's confessional:

Watching Dionysus perform Celine Dion inside a fountain is disgusting! He sings awfully and he is full of germs!

Hermes: Let's get him out!

Apollo: You're kidding, right?

Hermes: Will you get serious!

Apollo: I AM SERIOUS! My beautiful face isn't going to be ruined like that! This beauty must remain untouched!

Hermes: You untouched beauty, he's falling!

Apollo: OH MY GOSH!

Hermes confessional:

Thanks goodness we caught him on time before slipping on the ground! I have second thoughts about making it up on Apollo though! He was a bad boy!

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WELL GUYS THAT'S THE FIRST EPISODE! I PROMISED TO DO IT AND I DID IT!

What do you think so far? Tell me in the comments!

I'm thinking about making 10 episodes of this, and I have some ridiculous ideas!

One episode per week it is, and of course I'll add more scenes!

Also, I think I may steal some KUWTK ikonik phrases and scenes here and there, of course a little modified!

✌️😛😝

[addytheheartbreaker]

The Blind Memory

Prologue

*February 20, 2019*

Audience: take it off! Take it off!

The crowded audience cheer in excitement of the mysterious man wearing a white rabbit mask, behind him was a celebrity helping him removing the mask to reveal who he is as they successfully unmasked himself. People applause to the unmask man with a smile on his face, the panalist clap to see who he is and his coach? His coach was the celebrity who help him unmasked earlier which revealed to be an former boy band member and TV personality, Joey Fatone.

The man who is unmasked hugged his coach and did his one last performance before leaving the craziest singing competition show that is surprisingly become popular since the first episode of the Masked Singer.

*March 2019*

Setting in a huge mansion in New York city living with 12 people inside this huge luxurious mansion. These 12 people are the performers in the show the Masked Singer that has been ended last month ago, now they all stayed to this mansion because they had no where to go or unable to go back since they are chosen by their 12 celebrity coaches who teach them how to perform on stage before each and one of them are eliminated, however, they able to live this new home for themselves as roommates.

The living room were noisy this afternoon that cause by 2 man playing at a videogame of gun battle in one couch. A 26 year old man with white hair with red highlight tips on both sides of his ears, red eyes that look crazy from playing, wearing a pure white straightjacket. He seems that he is about to lost it as he growl in disappointment and drop his controller for his sudden lost from the game.

Joen: ugh! No fair T.J!

???: hah! I win in your face!

The man in white is name Joen Roger, he is the one wearing the Rabbit mask and apprentice to his celebrity coach Joey Fatone. Beside him was a black guy in a furry blue and purple coat and sunglasses but his left eye was stitched leaving him in just one eye, he's even wearing matching horns on his head and a chain necklace. He laughs in victory in front of Joen who is pouting and growling from the game he lost as he pat his back hard and swing over his shoulders to comfort him.

T.J: aw come on man, just face the fact I won in 2 games.

Joen: yeah, yeah, yeah I get it alright, rematch!

The guy in a blue and purple coat is Tyler Jack or T.J for short who is the champion of the Masked Singer wearing a Monster mask and apprentice to the rapper T-Pain. He had won that singing competition and now won on a videogame that Joen wanting another rematch, he had rematching the monster for like 6 times and he isn't giving up on the game they played together only to be interrupted by someone calling the two that came from the other room.

Bebe: Boys! Time for snacks! You two now stop playing and get some apple pie at the table alright!

Bebe, was the 3rd place performer wearing a Bee mask and she is an apprentice to the legendary singer and soul empress Gladys Knight, she is at the kitchen slicing a piece of her favorite apple pie that everyone at the mansion loved as she place the two plates of pie at the table just for the two males to run to the kitchen to eat the delicious pie while she put another slice for the others. The two male's heads jolt at the aroma of the apple pie that alarms them in serve awaits from them then they look at each other and smiling as they started to race into the kitchen to who gets the pie first. Luckly for Joen, he is able to teleported to the kitchen and gets a plate of pie with him first which T.J made it in time but stomp at the floor for the defeat.

T.J: that's cheating Joen, no fair.

Joen laughs loudly and starts munching the pie before everyone came in the kitchen. Joen gave T.J his pie and grab another plate of pie to give it to his best friend in royal gold name Lea who is in the Lion mask and apprentice to the actress Rumer Willis who is unmasked the same day as Joen from the double unmasked. Lea thank her best friend for giving her the pie as the others came in watering from the delicious pie for them. However, a phone rings for one of them as the one wearing a Unicorn who is apprentice to Tori Spelling was Linette, she answered the phone and greets at the person who she knew who it is and call someone at the kitchen.

Linette: Joen Roger! Someone is calling you at the phone!

Joen: Thanks Unicorn, coming!

Joen teleported at the phone where Linette is waiting for him to pick up the phone to who ever it was then answer to the person calling him.

Joen: hello? Oh hey dude, how's it hanging there? Yeah I'm good, yes I was the Rabbit. Oh really? I would love to meet your friend, who is this friend of yours?

Linette and T.J peak out of the door where Joen was talking which is his rival friend since 20's. Linette knew who is calling for Joen and they could hear him about hanging out together which surprised them. They didn't hang out often since 2013 and Joen accepts his invitation to what event he wants Joen to hang out.

Joen: alright.... In my amusement park, you and her are going to meet me ran pass my place after work? That would be perfect! Yeah Nicol, see ya on Friday.

After Joen put down the phone and teleported back to the kitchen to put his empty plate to the sink, he saw all of the members look at him in suspension.

Joen: uhh.... Why are you staring at me for?

Linette: so, you and Nicol huh? We haven't seen or hang out together since 2013.

Joen: I uhh...

T.J: Its fine Joen, the Dog will be alright around ya right?

Lea: yeah, since the whole rivalry between you with your brothers and him along with his brothers about that situation-

Joen: and we are in peace, but people still see us that the war isn't over.

He said quickly to cut off Lea's sentence as all of them agreed and nodded. He doesn't want that returning to his mind, he had already move on about what happened.

Linette: so, Nicol invite you at your amusement park?

Jeon: Not really a invitation but he will ran pass my amusement park and he gunna introduce me to someone from a foreign country.

Bebe: really? Did you asked him who this foreign person the Dog wanted to introduce you?

Joen: actually Bee I did. Unfortunately he didn't give me any credit to who, but he told me its a girl.

Lea: really? And its tomorrow?

Joen: yeah and I have to go get some groceries to prepare for Dog and his foreign friend.

Before he grab his bag then teleport outside, he is stop by T.J.

T.J: yo, Joen don't be too fancy onto Nicol and his foreign gal, he told ya it is just a short visit to ran at each other right?

Joen: oh please T.J there's a foreign girl visiting to my amusement park, I wanted to impress her and give her the fun for her to enjoy. I may not know her and what she likes but I bet she is a friendly, fun and kind lady to have explore to my amusement park and my circus.

T.J tried to stops him suddenly he disappear in thin air which everyone went back to what they are doing.

On a different mansion, a man in a black military silver armoured like suit walking through the halls carrying a tray of treats and a teapot filled with warm milk mix with honey. The man is wearing a pure black and silver doberman dog mask as he arrived to a door decorated in white, black, pink and red with a name tag hanging at the door written in a fancy cursive. The masked dog knock the door before coming inside to look at the mysterious female figure sitting at a elegant tea party table decorated in white and red and shades of pink roses at a vase to complete a empty but fancy looking room. The room belongs to a mysterious girl whose room was very simple and plain white except there are design which gives a simple design of this room, it was decorated the same color; the whole room was white with a hint of black edges with beautiful detail, a red and pink curtains, a tea party table, a desk filled with art materials, a lovely whimsical wooden bed painted in black with white curtains and red and pink bed sheets and pillows along with a stuff bunny laying at the bed.

The man wearing the dog mask put the treats which is chocolate cookies and pour warm milk with honey in a teacup as he offers the mysterious girl who keeps looking straight at the window in silence.

???: don't worry dollface. It will be quick and you can eat there as much as you like. Any type of food to satisfy your hunger, alright?

The man said patting the girls head gently not to mess with her hair as her head move to his direction before grabbing the teacup to get a single sip of the milk mix with honey. The man in a dog mask already notice her aura was very blue, he could feel it is because he had know her in just 4 years only. He kept patting her head to comfort her.

???: I'm sure he would be happy to see you, but please don't be empty inside dollface.

???: ......

To be continue.....