#a fatal flaw in Eddie’s plan is that Robin also likes to take naps in the middle of the day and will steal Steve from him

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok late one night when he’s in bed. The only light in the room is streaming through the windows. Steve is sleeping peacefully next to him and he’s not even snoring that loud, but Eddie can’t sleep.

It’s completely silent for a second and then he sighs loudly and says, “Sometimes when I can’t sleep, I wake Steve up so he’ll nap with me tomorrow.”

He proceeds to prove that he does actually do this by pinching Steve’s nose closed until he startled awake. Eddie, putting six years of high school theater to use, is just like, “Whoa, baby. You okay? You were talking in your sleep.”

Steve, barely awake, “Huh?”

“You’ve been quoting the Shrek movie for the last fifteen minutes, babe.”

Steve, who barely knows what year he’s currently existing in, just yawns, “I was?”

“Yeah, babe,” Eddie grinned. “From the beginning. Wanna watch the Shrek movie?”

Steve blinks at him and slowly nods before then gets out of bed to make popcorn. Eddie turns back to the camera when Steve leaves, “You don’t have to say it, I already know I’m going to hell.”