Why isn't anyone talking about Willow (2022) it's actually gay it's like legit gay it's canon gay IT'S REALLY ACTUALLY GAY AND IT'S A LIVE ACTION DISNEY SHOW
Anytime they have a character who casually mentions/insinuates non heteronormativity they tout it as "Disney's first openly gay character" and then we actually get it and it's nowhere (or they cancel it *cough cough* owl house *cough cough*). You find out about it because it's a thumbnail on an app (and then you go looking at the "Pride" section of Disney plus which is actually really fucking ironic and see it there and decide to give it a shot)
Ask me what it's about it's sword lesbians. Sword lesbians and magic that's all you need to know
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The only really sad thing about Saphrin and Astarion's relationship is the fact that after hearing all of Astarion's backstory and personally helping him get rid of Cazador, Saphrin would probably never tell him about his traumatic ass past, because from his point of view he comparatively 'had it better' than a man who was tortured and abused for 200 years. Not that he'd need to do it, obviously, I'm talking about the general attitude to that sort of thing: if he was kinda willing to at least allude to something bad that happened to him before the whole tadpole shebang, by the end of the game he would clam up completely and avoid even insinuating that some things make him uncomfortable due to his past.
The only way I can see him even remotely addressing it is if Astarion were to ever meet Elendar, Saphrin's best friend, who played a big role in his healing process after Saphrin just left the Lolthite society. It would go something like "Darling, why did your friend just pull me into a dark corner and say he'll disintegrate me with Eilistraee's holy light if I ever make you sad?"
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Amazing the way in which heterosexuality is defined by patriarchy. There presumably must be real life situations in which a somewhat good-natured IT assistant guy flutters around a reserved older woman who runs marathons and has a high-paying technical job. Or so on and so forth. But you’d never find any evidence of woman-man romances in fictional works that ever flip the age personality etc dynamics from the gendered expectations
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The truth is, when you go through hardship, you really do learn who your true friends are.
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Usually I like Lucifer just being his name in human aus but for law stuff specifically, him getting that as a nickname as a lawyer from other lawyers is really funny. What a terrifying kind of person
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AYRENN before and post exile (the exile)
HANNA (dceu/peacemaker) // LARA (st)
LIRINWEN (elder scrolls) // LAMIA (the fall)
VIKTORIYA (cp2077) // ESTHER (the midnight diner)
hi! i was tagged by @chuckhansen, @leviiackrman, @preachercuster, @belorage and @marivenah to make my loves in the cutest picrew! thank you so much this was the cutest to do! 🤍
tagging: @griffin-wood, @risingsh0t, @blackreaches, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @jackiesarch, @adelaidedrubman, @aceghosts, @hoesephseed, @blissfulalchemist, @rosebarsoap, @sunsetseasons, @loriane-elmuerto, @florbelles and you!
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still eternally funny to me how cerebella, who, for all intents and purposes, is literally a professional fucking Clown. gets mad when you call her a clown. like girl even if it's a mafia front you work for the CIRCUS. you literally look like a sexy court jester who just so happens to also shake people down for The Mafia. you are the clowngirl ever
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Florence Nightingale attending to wounded soldiers day and night
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If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I was a psychic, I would have two nickels.
Pls why does this keep happening to me.
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I used to do commercial modelling time to time in my home country, and I’ve been imagining just. Stsg getting bricked up seeing rip!mc’s face everywhere LMFAOOO no idea how the whole thing starts but them on a train staring intensely at an ad she’s in. I think they would hate it but love the jerking off material!!!
don't make it easier for them!!!!!!!
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at least Rhea got the biggest cheer 😢😢😢 emmy winner of my heartttt
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anya, chiara and lara + 🤢
MARII hi dear! ty so much for the ask! those are my girls! and today the loves will be read for filth! <3
send me one of my OCs + 🤢 and i’ll drag them! (x)
sweetie, i love you so much and i support you in your endeavor to revel in divine vengeance and kill the murderers of your father. i really do! BUT IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL BABE YOUR GONNA GET SOMEONE KILLED. now that usually isn't an issue right? you're okay with that so long as you get what you want! but there is a particular individual one so near and dear to you that should the worst come to worst i know for a fact you would raise the city to the GROUND in agonizing grief-filled rage in mourning, A CERTAIN ASH FLYNN WHO IS MORE THAN WILLING TO FOLLOW YOU TO HELL AND BACK... HE WOULD DIE FOR YOU, BABE. your last tether your last TRUE tether to sanity..! so bear that in mind!
ENOUGH WITH THE GUILT CONSCIENCE CHIARA LUCREZIA DE LAURENTIS NÉE BORGIA..! enough of it! in nearly every verse you are in! YOU WERE BRAINWASHED! you think! YOU THINK! that you are moving forward! you believe that you have it handled that dearest nonna de laurentis hasn't gotten to you one bit..! as the saying goes "liar liar pants on fire" no you haven't babe! you're playing into her hand! i know you are better than this my dear! you're allowed to be happy! have a life! fall in love! this guilt conscience is not it! no one who loves you wants you to live like that!
no one has ever told u and bc i love u and want the best for you i will be the one to tell you! listen i GET that you work in the intricate and dangerous world of spycraft... but! you can tell your new besties murray and joyce that you had a lovely day and saw a dog! oh haha why do you want to know BC FRIENDSHIP IS A TWO WAY STREET!
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any discussion of the program zoom activates sleeper agent cells in me that make me want to become a real life random chimp event
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lmfao
tfw this person u barely know but is friends(?) with the person u killed a prince with so theyre coming with u on the run. they go out to get clothes with said friend. accidentally nearly kill a guy & then get the town guards looking for them. & they come back to ur place so u pull them into ur room to hide out as the guards talk to ur adopted mom at the front door. and after they leave ur gonna go to look out the front window of ur room and ur like "You should hide under the bed to make sure they can't see you in here." & theyre like "Are you Serious?" & u (aka Fang) is just like. a lil snarkily, "Or you could hide in the bed. We could say you're a customer." & theyre like "Oh, don't tempt me with a good time." & then u just kinda Smirk & push them towards the bed b4 going to peek out the window as they ultimately hide under the bed and just
what . a fuckin moment . fang is not rly one to flirt outside of the job so this kinda took me by surprise lmfao. but i think a lil friendly flirt banter with a new friend is a GREAT vibe we r starting
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