#this could definitely make things interesting. especially since she already hates this girl lmfaoooo | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

orcelito · 2 years

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lmfao

tfw this person u barely know but is friends(?) with the person u killed a prince with so theyre coming with u on the run. they go out to get clothes with said friend. accidentally nearly kill a guy & then get the town guards looking for them. & they come back to ur place so u pull them into ur room to hide out as the guards talk to ur adopted mom at the front door. and after they leave ur gonna go to look out the front window of ur room and ur like "You should hide under the bed to make sure they can't see you in here." & theyre like "Are you Serious?" & u (aka Fang) is just like. a lil snarkily, "Or you could hide in the bed. We could say you're a customer." & theyre like "Oh, don't tempt me with a good time." & then u just kinda Smirk & push them towards the bed b4 going to peek out the window as they ultimately hide under the bed and just

what . a fuckin moment . fang is not rly one to flirt outside of the job so this kinda took me by surprise lmfao. but i think a lil friendly flirt banter with a new friend is a GREAT vibe we r starting

#speculation nation #d&d #fang #just a lil fun on the side as u hide out until ur ride's ready to go. Flirt Banter.#i feel so bad for his adopted mom dlkfjsdf she's put up with so much bullshit for him lately lmfao #god tho. fang basically initiated that flirt banter w/ the bed detail. lmfao #IT'S not actually the first time he's made lil jokes like that. usually it just goes unacknowledged.#like when the scientist lady was looking for him & had him undress and he was just lying there #& he made a quip as she poked at him about how 'usually i ask for more money before i get to this point'#but she was just like 'oh is the food not enough? it'll be up here soon' just completely missing it. and he just let it slide #............ and now im talking w/ this person's player and lksjdflksdjf very real chance this character's gonna end up hiring him #at some point or another.#sometimes a party can contain a previous sex worker by profession who. i guess it would be a Side Hustle now #& the very lawless tiefling who wants SO badly to steal a ship. & who's also very interested in hiring him #like. he doesnt NEED to . but also. if she's OFFERING the gold. he's not gonna say no lmfao #really wondering what dear paladin will think of this. with her maybe budding crush for fang in return #this could definitely make things interesting. especially since she already hates this girl lmfaoooo #and fang. clueless. is like 'money is money' & he will never say no to some easy gold #im just. living for this. i love dnd

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