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#im just. living for this. i love dnd
orcelito · 2 years
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lmfao
tfw this person u barely know but is friends(?) with the person u killed a prince with so theyre coming with u on the run. they go out to get clothes with said friend. accidentally nearly kill a guy & then get the town guards looking for them. & they come back to ur place so u pull them into ur room to hide out as the guards talk to ur adopted mom at the front door. and after they leave ur gonna go to look out the front window of ur room and ur like "You should hide under the bed to make sure they can't see you in here." & theyre like "Are you Serious?" & u (aka Fang) is just like. a lil snarkily, "Or you could hide in the bed. We could say you're a customer." & theyre like "Oh, don't tempt me with a good time." & then u just kinda Smirk & push them towards the bed b4 going to peek out the window as they ultimately hide under the bed and just
what . a fuckin moment . fang is not rly one to flirt outside of the job so this kinda took me by surprise lmfao. but i think a lil friendly flirt banter with a new friend is a GREAT vibe we r starting
#speculation nation#d&d#fang#just a lil fun on the side as u hide out until ur ride's ready to go. Flirt Banter.#i feel so bad for his adopted mom dlkfjsdf she's put up with so much bullshit for him lately lmfao#god tho. fang basically initiated that flirt banter w/ the bed detail. lmfao#IT'S not actually the first time he's made lil jokes like that. usually it just goes unacknowledged.#like when the scientist lady was looking for him & had him undress and he was just lying there#& he made a quip as she poked at him about how 'usually i ask for more money before i get to this point'#but she was just like 'oh is the food not enough? it'll be up here soon' just completely missing it. and he just let it slide#............ and now im talking w/ this person's player and lksjdflksdjf very real chance this character's gonna end up hiring him#at some point or another.#sometimes a party can contain a previous sex worker by profession who. i guess it would be a Side Hustle now#& the very lawless tiefling who wants SO badly to steal a ship. & who's also very interested in hiring him#like. he doesnt NEED to . but also. if she's OFFERING the gold. he's not gonna say no lmfao#really wondering what dear paladin will think of this. with her maybe budding crush for fang in return#this could definitely make things interesting. especially since she already hates this girl lmfaoooo#and fang. clueless. is like 'money is money' & he will never say no to some easy gold#im just. living for this. i love dnd
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go-go-gadget-autism · 5 months
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WHY DOES TUMBLR, ONE OF THE LIKE TOP 3 SITES KNOWN FOR INSANE FANART AND PORN AND STUFF LIKE THAT, JUST COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TORBEK IS A WET CAT AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED??? I JUST LOGGED ON AND GOT FIVE MORE ASKS ABOUT TORBEK AND HOW THEY WOULD GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR HIM AND KILL ANYONE AT HIS CONVENIENCE. GUYS YOU KNOW HES CANONICALLY A PERVERT RIGHT
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macksarts · 6 months
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Cassius in the Monster Prom style attempt 1!
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rottingoranges · 2 months
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felt bad made peanut butter cookies feel less bad and now I have peanut butter cookies
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hacked the system
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spacebugarts · 8 months
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I would like to formally thank whatever artist just possessed my hand and gave it the ability to DRAW CLOTHING ON A DYNAMIC POSE JFC
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very busy babysitting a duo of kittens (only two months old) the last few days but i shall be drawing when i return home (this includes requests)
and also if anyone wants to see the babies send an ask and i can post them in response hehe i have taken SO many photos
#yew branch#also i just missed a step on the stairs going down and ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow#i am now trapped on the couch until my back stops exploding at least a bit#upside tho is that the kittens are playing together on the couch#sometimes right on my lap!! theyre so so so so cute#i adore them#BUT YEAH i shall be drawing when i return home provided my back allows me to sit upright by that time#bc it sure isnt rn GDJSGJS#im sad ill have to go home tho.. these kittens are some of the cutest beasts alive#life is worth living because every day kittens are playing and having fun#i miiiiiiight be able to indirectly take one#one of my best friends might possibly be able/willing to take one and keep her with her own cat for me#until i move out of my parents house mid next year#so i might get to have... kitten that ive watched grow up from newborns...#the story behind these kittens is that one of my other best friends took in a stray and she turned out to be pregnant#and had these two!!#im also watching the three adult cats in this house but theyre not nearly as much of a handful#as can be imagined this friend is very tired of having 5 cats in the house regardless of how small two of them are GDJSVSN#which is very very understandable#i dont think i would want five cats unless i had a fairly large house. if i had a large house and plenty of free time most of each day#to give them play time and tons of affection#as well as the physical ability to keep up with them all#then id gladly have five cats#who knows maybe someday ill have a nice big house and plenty of spare time and my ddd will be under control#but that doesnt seem likely#aside from ddd being managed! because i have a pain relieving steroid injection tomorrow and then ill be starting physical therapy!!#im excited and i have a lot of hope for at least the physical therapy to help#PLUS THEY HAVE A POOL FOR PHYSICAL THERAPY!!!!!!! AND I LOVE SWIMMING ESPECIALLY AS A GENTLE WORKOUT#and low impact things are very important for my body specifically i cant do high impact exercise or itll hurt me#plus i just love being in water i swear i was meant to be an aquatic elf from dnd
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smokeys-house · 1 month
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In the same vein as that post about swapping all of the men characters with all women in a fantasy world to make a point about the lack of women with agency in a story or game or what have you, I really do think you need to dispense with the idea that only really young people do things. I get that a lot of fantasy careers are supposed to be dangerous and that folks don't last long in those lines of work etc but can you really tell me that there isn't a single adventurer or pirate or sword for hire or whatever over the age 35? Why are the only people in their 50s and up blacksmiths and wizards and stuff. You know how people who are really experienced gained that experience? OVER TIME. Oh? You mastered your stealth and combat skills and have been a seasoned expert for years long enough to gain a reputation? And you're only 20? So, you started doing this stuff at like 15 or have you only been at it a year or two? Come on
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tkachukisms · 2 months
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nrm??? I’m shit with acronyms… could you expand his name maybe a a tiny bit more???
okay so get this there's a chance he might wear the number twenty-nine. and furthermore there's a possibility his jersey may include a color some would call burgundy. some claim word of it being adorned with blue and silver as well. and the folks down the stream... near the tavern — not that tavern, the other — yes, they even hint at an inkling of him having ties with one sidcros. the nature of which is up to personal interpretation. allegedly.
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I'm watching Adventuring Academy and Brennan and Murph are talking about when you become a DM, be prepared to only DM and never get to be a player and then he said "If you want to DM for me, hit me up in the comments," Brennan I've never been a DM but its my dream to learn, you don't know the lengths I would go to to DM for you PLEASE
#ive played dnd twice. both were one shots#and they were so so fun#the first was like. our party wound up at a circus and went into a fun house#and suddenly we were trapped and could only escape by solving puzzles and defeating a terrifying clown at the end#i drank poison on purpose and almost got eaten by an alligator. it was so fucking cool#and i got to live my tiefling bard dreams#the second time the party was in a new city for a festival that was essentially day of the dead#and there was a ghost in the river of a woman who had been drowned there#and we had to find out who killed her. and turns out that same person was killing children in the town#at the end we solved the mystery and reunited the dead woman with her dead children but there were still a bunch of orphans#the dm intended for it to be a pretty bittrsweet ending#but we decided that we were going to pool all of our money together and give it to the apartment manager wed met earlier#and get all of these orphans set up in the apartments to be watched over by the apartment manager#and both times ive thought 'this is such a cool fucking story. we are having so much fun.#i want to be the person that creates the stoey and facilitates the fun' like being a dm is my dream#and i know it would never happen but brennan if you see this#brennan i will dm for you. i will make time. we can get a long term game going. you can play to your heart's content#like both of the dms i played with created an amazing world and story. gave us that sandbox for us to play in#i would love to have players to take my stories somewhere!#and in this episode they said that if youve watched a bunch of d20 then you can dm. you dont need to have played#so im going to look more into like. learning to dm#i have the dm handbook bookmarked on my laptop so ill get there eventually#but brennan i will learn so fast. i will dm for you just give me a chance
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badkarma1998 · 11 months
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Quinn sketch that I might color
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danceintheskies · 1 year
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I have finals going on that I'm deeply unprepared for and my dnd group is getting together for a new, likely multi-year campaign tomorrow, so ofc I drew out the character I'd like to play for the campaign after that earlier today
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they're a little guy who's best friends with a rat. the two of them have a secret code (kinda like morse code), and since the rat can speak and they can't he usually acts as their interpreter. also the rat INSISTS he's actually a prince from a long-forgotten kingdom who was cursed to live as a rat, princess and the frog style
I really want to play as them sometime -- maybe not just in a oneshot though, I have a bad habit of giving my pcs storied and depressing backstories and this guy isn't an exception LOL
if/when I get the time, I'd like to paint over this sketch digitally to add more patches to their poncho and a tartan pattern to their scarf and dress :> I want them to have a kind of "patchwork" look
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moxymaxing · 10 months
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sending you all the love and support mate!!!!! <33333
thank you :333 thankfully i have a few friends online so i've been doing a lot better than in middle school :D i also have a few acquaintances outside of this which helps
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Oh God what am I doing here? Anyways DnD people of the tumbling website please find me I'm so lost and just want to share my weird ideas for adventures because I love the idea of gathering people and forcing them to endure the terrors of my stories. Please I need more ideas :(
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dizzybevvie · 1 year
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my uncle: (calls me the R word) (comes to my house exclusively to infodump to me about horror games)
#im not gonna discuss the morality of the r word rn i dont have the energy. yes he shouldnt be calling me it. no im not offended. move on#Idk.#[whenever i refwr to my uncle i mean my aunt's partner btw.]#Ive been staying at my aunts house for the last 2 weeks bc she lives right next to where i have work experience#and ive been staying mostly in the room i sleep in purely bc im tired and my social battery is low#but usually whenever I stay over here we watch movies or play horror games or just generally talk#and hes not an emotional person but apparently hes like... genuinely worried/upset/disappointed about it#like 'does she not want to spend time with me anymore?'#and that has me emotional because hes the only family member i have that shares some of my interests and takes care to understand them#he took me to Jurassic world exhibition and Dominion because I love dinosaurs#He took me to see across the spiderverse and pirated it for me when i expressed how much i loved it#He sat down and flipped through my dnd player's handbook and asked me about it#and no other adult in my life does that it means so much to me#he listens to me infodump about httyd and talks about Spiderman with me#And infodumps back (silent hill/resident evil/music)#and the idea that he thinks i dont want to spend time with him makes me so sad#Hes the male parental figure ive wanted my entire life and he doesnt think i care. devastated.#NFKSNSJSBS#should i even post thjs at thjs point.#eh too late noe#oversharing on main#rant#vent#kinda#beverly says stuff
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sharkieboi · 1 year
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so I’m trying to move cause this apartment sucks, and my dad suggested I see if my aunt (who is also my godmother) would let me move in with her, cause she’s got a big house and she’s been living alone since her husband (my uncle and godfather) died. and she lives a bit far from work but not terribly inconvenient, and she loves me and likes animals so neither me nor my bird would be unwelcome housemates.
and like trying to move I’ve shifted some priorities cause I’ve realized I don’t actually like living in the city proper and I would like to have trees and nature around and yknow not have my home be a mice-infested basement with no climate control with the entrance off a back alley that’s filled with dead rats and broken glass.
and it is taking everything in me to not just cave and ask her if she wants a housemate asap. she’s retired, she’ll love my bird, and I will be the best resident ever if she would have me.
but she’s also 30-40 mins out of the city with no public transit that goes to the city, and my car just absolutely shit the bed so I would have to get a car and/or figure out borrowing one from her or another family member
but also. cheap rent and guaranteed meals and in-house laundry and a big house with a big yard and a big garden and also I’m genuinely worried about my aunt living alone as she gets older so like???????? I’m very very very tempted.
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sparkedupsilver · 1 year
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have some chocolate mousse cake! i hope you feel better soon. the apathy part of the backsliding sucks so much.
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Thank you my dude I needed this so bad, that looks delicious and I hope you enjoy! Thankfully the 3am messaging this morning was part of me getting my mojo back, so hopefully you'll see the fruits of that labour soon 😅
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