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tfw this person u barely know but is friends(?) with the person u killed a prince with so theyre coming with u on the run. they go out to get clothes with said friend. accidentally nearly kill a guy & then get the town guards looking for them. & they come back to ur place so u pull them into ur room to hide out as the guards talk to ur adopted mom at the front door. and after they leave ur gonna go to look out the front window of ur room and ur like "You should hide under the bed to make sure they can't see you in here." & theyre like "Are you Serious?" & u (aka Fang) is just like. a lil snarkily, "Or you could hide in the bed. We could say you're a customer." & theyre like "Oh, don't tempt me with a good time." & then u just kinda Smirk & push them towards the bed b4 going to peek out the window as they ultimately hide under the bed and just
what . a fuckin moment . fang is not rly one to flirt outside of the job so this kinda took me by surprise lmfao. but i think a lil friendly flirt banter with a new friend is a GREAT vibe we r starting
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WHY DOES TUMBLR, ONE OF THE LIKE TOP 3 SITES KNOWN FOR INSANE FANART AND PORN AND STUFF LIKE THAT, JUST COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TORBEK IS A WET CAT AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED??? I JUST LOGGED ON AND GOT FIVE MORE ASKS ABOUT TORBEK AND HOW THEY WOULD GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR HIM AND KILL ANYONE AT HIS CONVENIENCE. GUYS YOU KNOW HES CANONICALLY A PERVERT RIGHT
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In the same vein as that post about swapping all of the men characters with all women in a fantasy world to make a point about the lack of women with agency in a story or game or what have you, I really do think you need to dispense with the idea that only really young people do things. I get that a lot of fantasy careers are supposed to be dangerous and that folks don't last long in those lines of work etc but can you really tell me that there isn't a single adventurer or pirate or sword for hire or whatever over the age 35? Why are the only people in their 50s and up blacksmiths and wizards and stuff. You know how people who are really experienced gained that experience? OVER TIME. Oh? You mastered your stealth and combat skills and have been a seasoned expert for years long enough to gain a reputation? And you're only 20? So, you started doing this stuff at like 15 or have you only been at it a year or two? Come on
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nrm??? I’m shit with acronyms… could you expand his name maybe a a tiny bit more???
okay so get this there's a chance he might wear the number twenty-nine. and furthermore there's a possibility his jersey may include a color some would call burgundy. some claim word of it being adorned with blue and silver as well. and the folks down the stream... near the tavern — not that tavern, the other — yes, they even hint at an inkling of him having ties with one sidcros. the nature of which is up to personal interpretation. allegedly.
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I have finals going on that I'm deeply unprepared for and my dnd group is getting together for a new, likely multi-year campaign tomorrow, so ofc I drew out the character I'd like to play for the campaign after that earlier today
they're a little guy who's best friends with a rat. the two of them have a secret code (kinda like morse code), and since the rat can speak and they can't he usually acts as their interpreter. also the rat INSISTS he's actually a prince from a long-forgotten kingdom who was cursed to live as a rat, princess and the frog style
I really want to play as them sometime -- maybe not just in a oneshot though, I have a bad habit of giving my pcs storied and depressing backstories and this guy isn't an exception LOL
if/when I get the time, I'd like to paint over this sketch digitally to add more patches to their poncho and a tartan pattern to their scarf and dress :> I want them to have a kind of "patchwork" look
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sending you all the love and support mate!!!!! <33333
thank you :333 thankfully i have a few friends online so i've been doing a lot better than in middle school :D i also have a few acquaintances outside of this which helps
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Oh God what am I doing here? Anyways DnD people of the tumbling website please find me I'm so lost and just want to share my weird ideas for adventures because I love the idea of gathering people and forcing them to endure the terrors of my stories. Please I need more ideas :(
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so I’m trying to move cause this apartment sucks, and my dad suggested I see if my aunt (who is also my godmother) would let me move in with her, cause she’s got a big house and she’s been living alone since her husband (my uncle and godfather) died. and she lives a bit far from work but not terribly inconvenient, and she loves me and likes animals so neither me nor my bird would be unwelcome housemates.
and like trying to move I’ve shifted some priorities cause I’ve realized I don’t actually like living in the city proper and I would like to have trees and nature around and yknow not have my home be a mice-infested basement with no climate control with the entrance off a back alley that’s filled with dead rats and broken glass.
and it is taking everything in me to not just cave and ask her if she wants a housemate asap. she’s retired, she’ll love my bird, and I will be the best resident ever if she would have me.
but she’s also 30-40 mins out of the city with no public transit that goes to the city, and my car just absolutely shit the bed so I would have to get a car and/or figure out borrowing one from her or another family member
but also. cheap rent and guaranteed meals and in-house laundry and a big house with a big yard and a big garden and also I’m genuinely worried about my aunt living alone as she gets older so like???????? I’m very very very tempted.
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have some chocolate mousse cake! i hope you feel better soon. the apathy part of the backsliding sucks so much.
Thank you my dude I needed this so bad, that looks delicious and I hope you enjoy! Thankfully the 3am messaging this morning was part of me getting my mojo back, so hopefully you'll see the fruits of that labour soon 😅
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