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Roswell New Mexico ep 1.09 liveblog Songs About Texas

Listen I don’t care that I’ve never done a liveblog about this show before. I love it. I watched the original. I like this one better. Do not watch if you don’t want my buzzed cursing and spoilers and flailing. Because I curse and flail and spoil. it was an accidental liveblog because I was messaging a friend of mine who watches but was not caught up. So I didn’t want to spoil her until she said it was fine and then it became no holds barred. Do I edit it or let you see my terrible typing while I watch a show and drink a beer in the afternoon? 

Ahh. Get it unfiltered.

me--all right. i'm watching the roswell episode

buddy--We had a rather intense work meeting How’s the Rowell episode Roswell*

me-- just started. idk. did you see the last episode? omg i like all these character so well

Buddy--No I’m so behind

me--well then i can't tell you marias not as quirky. i liked the last maria a lot oh i like all these characters. the female sheriff? i like her too can we please have a maria/alex/michael love triangle? please? no wait not love triangle. ot3 polyamory please

buddy--Lol your commentary is awesome

me--michael is canon bi. it works. maria and alex can just be nonsexual partners and share micheale he's SO cute IF YOU HAD KEPT UP TO DATE I COULD GIVE YOU BETTER COMMENTARY

buddy--YOU CAN SPOIL ME

[buckle up I just go IN]

me--they're going to see a faith healer they're wondering if she's an alien. max and michael went to see if she did that, but liz and maria went to see  if she could heal maria's mom who is crazy. the female sheriff went to ALEX instead of his father who is trying to get her to out max.  she found a handprint death and thiks there's a conspiracy and she doesn't trust alex's dad who is blackmailing her to surveil alex. wait why is MARIA going with Michael to heal his broken hand that was smashed by Alex's dad because he cauthg them together. oh wait. liz is talking to max PERSONAL SPACE MUCH? michael is funny. "That feeling babe is naivetee" wait why does michael care about maria? oh she's a fake healer. oh. they just did an indigenous appropriation comment. wait grandma is like, 'they were asking about the sigil?" i love his show confession. i'm on my second beer. michael stole from the scamming healer. liz doesn't care

buddy--Ah feeling a little loose?

me--michael is funny casual let's say better than anxiety oh they just made a cut about healthcare. this show is awesome maria is singing alanis morisette!

buddy--Oh hey I don’t judge at allI can’t go that route or my family would start raising eyebrows

me--i'll probably have to watch again because i'm getting buzzed wait why is michael flirting with maria stop it michael if you're just teasing poor max is moping wait maria's making max sing with her i love max, michael, maria and liz together. oh now we have alex, the female sheriff, and liz's ex boyfriend. i like them too but he thinks the murderer is isobel but it's not i bet it's someone else.

buddy--No I can’t imagine it’s that simple 

me--i think there's another alien out there killing people and taking control of isobel which means she didn't kill rosa but whoever controlled her did I'm REALLY gonna need michael to stop flirting with maria because i used to ship maria and michael and he made me ship michael and alex. michael is both hot and funny at least we get some max and liz bonding. oh no there's a motel across the street!!!!!! girl sheriff just got told her ex bf max is an alien

this show is great

Oh god lol Is everyone in this town in love with max evans? says liz's ex bf what's his name?

buddy--Dude come on you know the answer to that I think Kyle 

me--lol kyle yes that's right uh oh needed to rewind the lol line and i rewound too far. atleast i get to see max and liz again wow how far did it rewind? I guess I'm pushing my kids "clean up your room at 4" back a little bit. wait we're back to alanis again? maybe my buzzed rewinding is making it so i don't need to watch again btw maria can sing wait michael TOTALLY checked out maria stop that! liz is falling in love wth max wait lol line coming up. in love wih max evans DId you just threaten to tattle to our parents Jenna? Manes or the Sheriff. now she's about to find out Max is an alien. wait. the female cop is Jenna. it skipped to the previous commerical l why would it do that? michael and maria flirting again. listen stop playing with my heart. WHICH ONE?Maria or Alex?  they're so cute Liz suggests the hotel. She jus tlooked at Max with love in her eyes If there's only one bed i will die Jenna freaking out about Alien Max wait here's the line. Kyle annoyed because everyone is in love wih Max evans.  Alex says, "angsty nerd isn't my type even though he is tall." Kyle says, "Is angsty COWBOY?"lol

buddy--Lol

me--btw remember kyle used to be a homophobe

buddy--Ohhh right

me--uh oh. Kyle has info too. Alex is investigating. Alex, Kyle and Jenna are a good team. Alex wants to take over project shepherd.

STOP!! THEY ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM AT THE MOTEL!!!!

buddy--LOL

me--Oh no lol

KING SIZE BED ITS THE JALAPENO ROOM REAL SPICY that is an actual quote from actual canon

buddy--LOL What?! 

me--LOL YES LITERALLY But the clerk found anothe rroom I think Wait wait before he found the room

"It's fine, I can sleep in the truck" max "ITS FINE WE"RE ADULTS" liz

LOL OMG THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

buddy--LOL Oh the kiss of death 

me--lol but they're teasing he finds another room lol. i'm crying with laughter is it the beer or is it really funny? i have to pause and let myself laugh even though the other room is called The Alamo room. "Which one of you is into mass carnage? i love this show Lol rewind i need to see that again WF WTDF WTF i can't even curse without typos IT LITERALLY JUST DID THAT just cut to liz alone in a giant bed. halepenos. real spicy. she's tossing and turning i am pausing with liz tossing and turning because I DONT BELIEVE IT i know how to spell jalapenos. i'm not a good typist especially when watching tv

buddy--It’s okay lol

me--THey cut from Liz tossing and turning in the jalapeno room to max tossing and turning in the alamo room. THIS IS A FUCKING FANFIC neither of them could sleep. YOU COULDN"T GET COMFORTABLE BECAUSE YOU SHOULDA BEEN IN THE SAME BED YOU FOOLS

buddy--LOL CLASSIC

me--Max wants to be a healer, he tells liz. or thinks he should because he's seen people die in his job. She's the only one he's saved."Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." quoting henry the iv. dorks. he just gave her his coat uh oh liz doesn't hate max anymore. she was mad at max becuase he lied to her, he broke her heart. shades of bellarke LISTEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS LIVEBLOG isn't there a writer for this show that used to be on the 100 is it the sisters?

buddy--YEA

me--mother fuckers

buddy--Oh lord almighty

me--i have to keep taking breaks because i can't handle it

buddy--Well I know what I’m watching when I get home

me--they are literally bellarke after coming back together. llz felt betrayed like clarke felt betrayed over madi if i press the wrong button it goes CRAZY on the rewind. it just went all the way back to the fake healer liz wanted to share a bed. she hated the alamo room this is SO fanfic romantic THis is so bellarke even how she walks away kyle and alex are bonding over aliens. but kyle doesn't believe they are terrorist threats. maria and michael are bonding over being shitfaced come on michael OH MY GOD HE KISED HER SHE KISSED HIM BACK OH DOWN THEY GO DAMMIT THIS WAS NOT IN MY PLANS OT3 or bust do NOT mess around with my maria and michael if you're not going there

Faith healer again. This time Max is there with the grandma. The grandaughter is scamming but the grandma knows something. Faith healer wants to see max striptease lol. grandma tells her to get in the car. Grandma calls him a loud white cop lol He shows her his tattoo. Grandma knew someone like him. Sh enever spoke until the day she died. "He has arrived so I may leave." She thinks Max is who she said.

Oh Maria and Michael. "Here's the deal. Never happend. Tell no one." He told Max and Liz or maybe not.STOP FLIRITNG YOU"RE KILLING ME

"I could never hate you" max says to Liz. And she doesn't believe his version of her."youre always muttering in spanish like it's some secret language no one understands but you. hello. we're in new mexico. we all speak spanish."He sees her faults. And he loves her Easily KILL ME NOW STOP WITH THE SUNFLARES WOW SHE REALLY YANKS HIM BACK TO KISS HER HOLY SHIT THAT"S ROMANTIC REWIND HE SEES HER. oh he takes her hands and tells her she thinks that being more perfect than her sister she's easier to love but he sees her fautls and he loves her easily" Is it so crazy that I believe in you too?" I just know. Oh god THAT IS . A FUCKING GOOD KISS. She has her hands all over him

buddy--Sorry a coworker was talking to me

me--rewind AGAIN ou have to catch up

buddy--I will

me--he says, "come on I'll drive you home" and starts walking away and she's like THE FUCK YOU WILL YOU AMAZING MOTHERFUCKER YOU"RE GOING TO KISS ME I"VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR TEN YEARS. I could literally keep rewinding that all day but I realize I need to know what comes next commercial break ends. omg they're still kissing Now they're breathing. Why he asks. "I ran out of reasons not to. Was it whorth the wait?" He says it was worth the wait SOMEONE'S WATCHIN GWHO THE FUCK IS THAT? WHO THE FUCK IS-- WAIT THATS ISOBELS HUSAND HE sees the eggs He sees isobel in the egg. 

kyle and liz. her cure works but the thinks isobel is the murderer. the husband tells the sheriff that isobel is in rehab. he's lying. Kyles father was killed by an alien too.

Alex and Michael oh no. after Maria. He's got maria's necklace in his boot now alex is jealous. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. Alex says he needs a mechanic

Buddy--.The original Liz shiri appleby directed this episodeBtw

me--Wait no he's confronting Miechael. Alex tells him he loved him. LIke something cosmic and now he wants to start over. motherfucker

yeah i knew about shiri. she has apparently read some fanfiction so have the writers

Buddy--Yeah I’m 100 percent the show runner carina has lol percent sure*

me--alex wants to be friends with michael "Do you want to know who I am" or do you want to know what i am." Max is writing fiction and reading it to Isobel. In walks Liz. He kisses her again. Thanks her for solutions for Isobel. She thinks there's a fourth alien in roswell because she knows the murders were aliens but not isobel because isobel hasn't had a blackout since Rosa. I told you there was another murdering alien.

buddy--Ha!!

me--wow that was INTENSE. next week she tries her cure on isobel her husband knows she's an alien now though

buddy--Oh lord

me--I"m posting this whole thing online. Just so you know. you'll be kept anon.

buddy--That’s fine lol

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Namaskaram!!

Most of the time when I start dreaming of a new destination for the first time, I can point to several factors. Maybe it’s the setting of a book I’m reading. Maybe it’s getting a lot of press thanks to a news story. Maybe I have a blogger friend or two who visited recently and loved it. However Kerala came to me as a dream I had to accomplish since ages. So recently I had been to Kerala. Kerala is one of best honeymoon destination in India and I decided to explore God’s own Country with the best company…ME. Exploring south India had always been a dream for me. I started planning this trip from 1 month in advance, talked to too many people seeking suggestions what all places I should visit, preparing my itinerary (which got changed multiple times), studying weather, preparing budget and much more but all was waste I did nothing as planned…trust me unplanned trips are way better. My mallu friends gave me so many instructions what to do what not to do there and asked me to strictly follow those instructions like do not take help from anyone, approach descent and more educated people, do not roam around after 7, do not take lift, always be in touch like 24×7 and much more. Anyway I landed at 9:15 am, 1 hour late as my flight got delayed. I was hell sleepy as I couldn’t sleep last night because of nervousness and anxiety and I had to struggle for my luggage too. Finally I was out of airport after struggling for an hour or so, still thinking where to go. Called my friend couple of times for help and he sent few bus details too (which I failed to understand btw)…I had no idea what to do. Then I saw a bus and I ran to get into bus. It was just like the scene where kareena ran to catch the train and without even asking where it is going I hopped into bus but luckily I was on right bus. I approached conductor who happens to be a lady and she suggested me to go to Allappey as its 2 hour journey from Cochin. And that’s how my adventures trip began!

Alleppey:

Boat ride

Back waters

Alleppey is a city on the Laccadive Sea in the southern Indian state of Kerala. Things which are never to be missed out when you visit the city are briefly listed below.

The city happens to be very green and narrow hence the best way to gulp the nature is cycling. Go on a bicycle ride and explore the city by bringing your soul at peace. Nothing but a boat ride can take you on a next level of devotion. The greenish water will make you fall in love with it. The touch of the breeze over you will surely generate a positive state of mind and you may feel the Goosebumps again, especially during the sunset. To all the youngsters involved in drugs or any sort of addiction! Remember guys! ‘NATURE’ which is bestowed by the almighty is nasha!

Kerala is known for the culture that it has preserved for so long. It is the land of temples, house of churches and the place of first mosque. The list for religious vision is endless at this place but ‘Mullakkal Temple’ is one that shall never be missed upon. You will sink in the layer of spirituality the moment you step inside. It is a great combination of Indian culture and king era. The walls specially, covered with Diya holder and the beauty shall not be missed when it is lightened up. Best time to pay your visit at this temple is during a local festival as the beauty will be on its next lever for sure.

Oh the village!! Never to miss a walk at this place. This is something where you would want to quit all your comments and settle in one of these houses forever. From the boats used for transportation and fishing for their daily meals everything is just so mesmerizing. Once you are done will all of these things what can be a better place than beach to pen up whatever you have experienced and hold the waves and the nature beneath you. Sunrise will be the best time for giving a full stop to your beach visit.

Munnar:

New friends

Boating

Greenery all around

Top Station

View from Top station

After allappey my next destination was Munnar. You can take bus from Allappey itself for munnar…its 5-6 hour journey. Munnar is like a garden in heaven…full of greenery, total scenic beauty and much more. If you’re a hill station lover than try to spend more time in munnar…a lot to see. I spend my entire day to absorb the beauty of the place and I decide to hire an auto rather than taxi to enjoy my day. The day started with breakfast on banana leaves (south Indian style) and filter coffee which is very flavorsome. My journey started from city and it was supposed to end at Top station; which is border of Kerala and Tamil Nadu but we stopped at many places in between. First stop was Spice and Ayurveda plant estate…I met a guy named Faisal there who was basically from Uttar Pradesh, Varanasi, he went for studies in Kochi but he was so touched by the beauty of the place that he decided to stay there only and work as a Guide. He explained pros of plants and their multiple use in our day to day life. In that estate itself there was a waterfall (kallar waterfall) situated which was beautiful beyond my imagination…you can clearly listen to water moving. On the way to top station you will see plenty of places like echo point, lakes, flower garden, vegetable garden, photo point and lots and lots of tea estates but my favorite was Mathupetty dam… here you can get a chance to view hills from dam. The place was so mesmerizing…it was like mountains, river and clouds are meeting at some point. View was breath taking plus you can get brilliant pictures at this place, must go for boating and plenty of food items to eat. I made few friends there so it was interesting for other reasons as well. We went for boat riding….TATA’s have maintained the surrounding very clean and scenic…and it was more fun to enjoy with new friends. After so many stop overs, finally reached the top station in the afternoon. Beauty of this place cannot be explained in words. It’s a peak of munnar with speechless view. The view is just wow you…must visit place to capture scenic beauty. I was not able to cover so many laces due to shortage of time…but munnar is just full of places which will wow you and make you speechless.

Kochi:

Interior of church

Basilica church

Cherai Beach

Since it was the first time in South India…I really wanted to spend time in city as well. I started my day at early morning only to go to multiple places. City is full of holy places…so many churches and each and every church’s was full of beauty. Infrastructure was amazing and these buildings are add-ons to the beauty of city. Other than so many wonderful places…lulu mall happens to be a big attraction in Kochi. As I am from metro city I have no excitements of visiting a mall for obvious reasons. But that mall is so famous so I decided to pay my visit to the mall and it was totally worth it. In Kochi you can easily get uber to roam around the city and as it was very sunny day so I decided to ditch local transport. In Kochi few places are essential to visit like St. Francis church, Indo-Portuguese Museum, Maritime Museum (you will learn a lot from there), Santa Cruz Cathedral Basilica Church (another favorite place)….this church is very fine and impressive place to visit. It is oldest church in country…building look ordinary from outside but once you will enter you will be surprised. Church itself narrate the story of Christ. All walls….even roof is covered with pastel painting which add lavishness in the beauty of church.  It is one of major attraction in Kochi. Another thing to do in Kochi is to take a ferry ride from Kochi to Vypin…it is very cheap and it is fun. I spent my sunset at Cherai beach with was very close to my hotel. Cherai beach is very clean and shallow which makes it so different from other beaches and I ended my day with having delicious sea food buffet. Having dinner at sea side at night with sound of waves was so pleasant and yummy food made it more satisfying. Chinese Fishing Nets is another thing to explore in Kochi…you can see local fisherman in action. They will show you how they operate and best time to visit the place is early morning.

Kerala is one destination which definitely needs your visit. I had wonderful time there and everyone you meet is beyond awesome. People are so helpful, very down to earth and views are brilliant….the place won’t let you feel you’re an outsider (except language issue). I tried to cover as many places I could but 5 days weren’t enough. Each and everything in Kerala will mesmerize you whether it’s the view, infrastructure, lifestyle, food or the culture….I am totally awestruck with the beauty of their culture. Kerala is full of positivity, calmness, total serenity and much more. So must visit God’s Own Country :)

So this was all about my trip to God’s own Country…..hope you liked it :)

Kerala-God’s own Country!! Namaskaram!! Most of the time when I start dreaming of a new destination for the first time, I can point to several factors.