#aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh <3

[teddybeartoji]

HIIIIIII MICKEY!!!! for the spicy selfship asks:

10 for mihime

26 for misho

luv uuuuuuuu 💜

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEFALLONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUCKER UP I'M SENDING YOU A THOUSAND KISSES RN!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SM FOR PLAYING THIS GAME WITH MEEE HEHEHEHE:33

FOR MIHIME

10. any erogenous zones?

OHH I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!! INNER THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER'S ARE SUUUPER SUUUUPER SENSITIVE AND IT'S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING IN THE WOOOORLDD!!! i love teasing her hehe:33 i like resting my hand on her upper thigh even when we're not yk.. actually Doing Anything, like when we're just out and i looove to see her blush bc of it:333333333 her lower tummy is a soft spot too!!!! like when i kiss it or just kind of trail my fingers over the skin there, she's already melting into the mattress and aaahh she looks sooso pretty like thatt:((( i love her sm

but i knew i was in trouble when she figured out that my neck is super sensitive too........................................... she loves torturing me by just pressing THEE lightest kisses on like the pulse point and my jaw and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhh i really fucking love her

FOR MISHO

26. what's your f/o's stamina like? do they last long or finish quickly? can they go for multiple rounds?

OHHHMYFUCKING GOD SHE'S KIND OF INSANE ACTUALLY. LIKE HER STAMINA IS SCARYLY GOOD??????????? LIKE??????????? I CAN'T KEEP UP??????????? HELLLO???????? SHOKO GIVE ME A MINUTE?????????????????????? she can go for SO many rounds jfc i am getting a little tired just from thinking abt it ahashgaghshag DON'T GET ME WRONG THOUGH I AM ACTING WEAK ALRIGHT IT'S NOT LIKE I'M JUST GONNA SURRENDER!!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE HER FOLDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY. I WILL BE THE LAST WOMAN STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

... one day..

spicy selfship asks

[dilucscreenshots]

perfect.

[queenbeeibee]

⭐ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It's time to spread positivity ⭐ - Can't wait for our next adventure! 😊

🌸🐝 - [ Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! Thank you so much for this!!!! I had a sort of horrid day so this was super sweet to come home to! <3 We definitely need to write together soon! Maybe even a first meeting between Keenie and Bee? Just throwing it out there! :3 Seriously, though, thank you so much! ]

[grigori77]

CRITICAL ROLE, Campaign 3 Episode 31

Imogen takes a sneaky peek. And 2 points of psychic damage. Nearly goes down because SHE DIDN'T TAKE A SHORT REST!!!

Fearne (about Morrie): "Did you guys ever date?" Ira: "No. She has standards."

"Ludinus?! You fucker." The Cerberus Assembly are in on this shit?

What's with this forcefield shit? The Nightmare King's not being very trustworthy and I never thought I would ever say that ...

Oh, he gone. The prick.

Chetney: "Let's shove letters in where the crown was and see if we can see anything." Sam: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

MOON CITY!!! UNDER THE WEBBING!!!

"Were there parks? Was it a nice place?"

Hondir got the skinny on the cage! The Divine Gate? This is Pre-Calamity God stuff ...

Oh wait ... the experimenting on werewolves ... we forgot about that too ...

Ashton just smashed the lens and NOBODY NOTICED FOR THREE MINUTES!!!

Laudna: "What the fuck Ashton?!"

Matt: "Back in the old D&D days Taliesin would have gotten experience points for that.

Call him ... Mr Calibur ...

Sack of gems. Laura pockets it IMMEDIATELY. This is the most classic Vex'ahlia thing she's done for ages.

Marisha: "I try to haaaaa my breathe on the blank paper, National Treasure style." Taliesin: "Does her breath even heat up like that?"

Oh shit, could Joe work out how to work this telescope? Whoa, wait ... DANCER?!!! Fuck ... that's right ...

Chetney gets wood talking about Dwendallian wood.

Orym: "Well I don't know much --" Sam and Travis, singing: "Don't know much, but I know I love you ..."

Chetney: "If we go talk to Treshi about all these gods and stuff he's gonna think we're idiots." Laudna: "I mean we are ...."

I love how Laudna's still giving Ashton shit about the lens.

Imogen: "What if I keep licking the paper?" Chetney: "I think it takes more than that but you can keep doing it for MY pleasure."

Birdie (about Fearne): "I mean how could you NOT fall in love with this cute ... TAAAAALLLL young woman?"

Laudna: "Something that's been bothering me ..." Chetney: "Your scalp?"

Okay ... so Imogen and FCG are looking into Birdie and Ollie's minds ... why am I so worried about this?

Ollie's memories of Ira are sort of ... smeary?

Matt: "So I'd say as you're both holding hands ... or tongues ..."

Seriously guys DO NOT BREAK OLLIE'S MIND!!!

Taliesin: "Just carve your names in his thalamus." Sam: "FCG was here."

Shit ... Ira just BROKE them, didn't he? :(

The music box ... Birdie: "Ollie, look what the scary little man made!"

Guys, just TAKE A LONG REST!!!

Good old Fred Boon ...

Yes! FCG got his 3 x 100 gold diamonds! Resurrection insurance for the win!

FCG: "You don't have to hit ALL your problems." Ashton: "I don't know, a lot of them need to be hit."

Fucking hell Orym and his scary high perception scores ...

Imogen casts Fly on Laudna. Orym finds it terrifying.

Beau returns in spirit ...

"Curiosity" on a stone, in Sylvan. Travis: "Passion on a biscuit."

Laudna: "Want to go for a ride?" Chetney: "Oh my god ... TAKE ME." Matt: "I just want you remind you it only lasts for ten minutes."

Taliesin rolls a 9 on an investigation check. Basically Ashton just TRASHES Ira's room.

Imogen and Fearne have a heart to heart about her parents. FCG: "Is there therapy going on over here?"

Fearne (in the sweetest voice): "Oh I'm mad. I'm very mad. I'm so mad I'm thinking very very bad things."

Chetney gives Fearne a doll. An ACTUAL doll. From Travis. How the fuck?

Ashton: "Are we fucking parents up? I wanna hit a parent!"

Okay, seriously, the way Fearne is so sweet when she says dark things ... I really do wonder if she's a psychopath sometimes.

Fearne: "I have a child." The whole group is SPEECHLESS. Fearne: "He shoots fire." Them (and me): "Oh, she means Mister."

They name the doll Caviar. Yeah ...

Pate arranges a potential threesome with Caviar. Oh my fucking god ...

Orym is worried about the psychological wellbeing of all these puppets. Me too, Orym. Me too.

Imogen really IS the leader of this group. Orym isn't the knly one who sees it. "I know leadership. " Gods yes he does.

KEYLETH OF THE AIR ASHARI!!! THE VOICE OF THE TEMPEST, PEOPLE!!!

Liam: "I did not just Hadouken you in the V." Matt: "KO."

FCG casts sending to Dancer. She sounds like she doesn't know who the fuck she's talking to and sounds haunted as hell. He doesn't have a spell slot to respond. SHIT.

HOLY FUCK Laura, where the hell did that belch come from?

Ashley, are you really gonna touch the purple rock right now? Ashley, looking at Matt: "Oh god he's got THAT LOOK on his face."

Wow ... Ashley's guide to how to be a chaos gremlin continues.

Holy shit, that might be the best Twitch Subscription ad yet ... XD

Oh thank god, finally a long rest.

Fearne: "Where did you get it (the hair)?" Laudna: "Oh, I know where he got it."

OH FUCK!!! Fearne managed to trigger Delilah's return! Shit! Ashley, what hath thou wrought?

Seriously, Laudna, you should not be encouraging this! Delilsh IS NOT a devil you want sitting on your shoulder.

Snitches get stitches. Be witches. End up in ditches.

Notes = chaos.

Oh fuck ... FCG tries to contact Dancer again and it seems like xhe's SCARED of him, that he DID SOMETHING to her. And then he takes FOUR POINTS of ... something. Matt won't say what. This is BAD.

He BREAKS. Literally. Like TOTALLY, andnearly takes Imogen with him as she tries to work out what just happened to him. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

Chetney tries to fix him. By HITTING HIM WITH A HAMMER.

Sam: "I ... I guess I'll just buzzsaw him."

OH SHIT!!! MURDERBOT!!!

FCG casts Spiritual Weapon. As a WOOD CHISEL. Chetney: "Turn him off!"

FCG: "Why don't you shut up! Why don't you shut the hell up!"

Matt: "Everybody roll initiative." The group: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

Matt: "FCG's normally white eyes are a venomous red." The group: "Oh shit!" Taliesin: "FCG's Ruidusborn!" Matt: "I got news for you bitches. YOU'RE ALL RUIDUSBORN!!!"

Marisha: "I inflict 50 points of damage." Matt: "Well I should ask you ... how do you want to do this?" Sam: "Um ... I have 56 hit points." "Oh, I guess I was looking at the wrong character sheet."

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!!! LAUDNA, NOOOOOOO!!!

Ashley: "I will cast Heat Metal." Matt: "How do YOU want to do this?"

No, FCG is TRANSFERRING his suffering to Fearne and Imogen.

Okay ... seriously, is it over?

Laura: "Okay, I'm gonna cast calm emotions on this WHOLE FUCKING BUBBLE!!!"

Ashton: "All right, I am watching you all like a fucking hawk."

Orym hoists him upside down. They wake him up and ... FCG is back to normal. He has NO FUCKING CLUE what just happened.

Oh sweet fucking god ... IS THIS what happened back at the cave before Ashton found FCG?

Wow ... Ashton just rolled a 21 for intelligence?

It's hilarious that Chetney was actually IMPRESSED by all that violence.

THE RETURN OF WHITESTONE ANDY!!!

Everybody's a powderkeg. Except Orym. Ashton finds it kind of irritating.

Imogen: "FCG, you're a person with some serious trauma." FCG: "Thank you."

Chetney uses Minor Image to show FCG what he looked like during the episode. FCG: "That's horrifying." Chetney: "It's your ultimate form."

Imogen: "Hey, this is like a warning. If he goes all limp and staticky we don't HIT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!"

Y'know, Orym's right, this episode has just been all about the whole group being a personal MESS.

Imogen (to Chetney): "I know you enjoy it when you wolf out." Chetney: "EVERYBODY enjoys it."

Imogen: "I'm willing to kill all of you if it means protecting the rest of us." Orym: "You're dead to me."

Whoa ... it was Pussy's buzzsaw ... which is ANOTHER thing I never thought I would ever say ...

Laudna: "She (Delilah) wanted the rock. The one Sashimi gave birth to."

Awwwwww ... finally some more quality Imodna content. Yay!

God damn it, the whole group just went through the wringer in this one. Holy fuck, Matt!

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

I posted 35,175 times in 2022

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Fresh buzz cut and new cleavage window crop top, I'm feeling human again and feeling pretty fuckin gender.

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40 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

#4

Sometimes I think about the Destiny 2 Leviathan raid Titan armor.

And I wonder how many advisors it took to convince Calus not to put a cleavage window in the chest piece that is basically just a bustier over a breastplate.

How many psions died to keep us from getting shot in the tits?

See the full post

51 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#3

Thank you boosting!

Friend had a surprise stroke of luck, thanks everyone for trying to help, and especially to the one entire person who donated anything.

54 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Thank you so much to @saplingdraws for this lovely sketch of my girl Thaavia "Godbarter" Elanigo, watching one of her party membt get chokeslammed through a table with the same tired fond amusement one watches their cat get its head stuck in a tissue box for the third time in the last hour.

Y'all should go commission Allie, they're great and so damn talented, and as soon as I have a little more money to throw around, I'm getting another.

And a special thanks to @de-luka for the present, I swear I'll have my revenge for this ya nerd 💜💜💜💜💜

64 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

No more catboys with abs! No more catgirls with flat tummies! Give them back their primordial pouch!!!

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469 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[softsweetsuffering]

Hai hai hai how are youuuuuuu and how is dayyyy and oh you dye your hair different colors AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH you're already so cool and you just keep getting cooler JCHCHCHHCHXXFBJFJF and me too me too I don't have a fav color I kinda like all of them its hard to choose fjjfjfjfjfjfd

-hai anon

It is bloody warm I tell you what. I am turning into human slime. But I did make honeycomb! So, that's tasty.

I do! I used to go get it professionally done, usually for my birthday, but now I do it myself! I've done some very cool rainbows/prisms all by myself :3 (It usually involves cling wrap on my face and looking through the peripherals to see what the hell im doing in the mirror) I'm currently growing it out tho, so it's plain ol black while it recovers from all the bleaching it went through last year.

Also aww! I don't think I'm that cool aha.

Most of time if you give me an option I'll just pick something that's rainbow. Unless its a frog, or a mushroom or something cute that comes in a specific colour.

You give me very bright colours, probably cause of how excited you come across. Like a lil ball of sunshine!

[blucassiopeia]

so where do i start? hmmmmm, maybe with this?

THE LONG WAIT IS WORTH IT?????? FOR ME?

i mean, BABE, Bokuto's entrance was quite ENTRANCING! and so cute with all the whines! and dont start with me with the first scene with her plushies? i immediately knew it's an owl type plushie OMG CASSIE!

so reader has like a heart-related illness? 🥺 nooo! i don't like the sound of it! i'll stay positive!

AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW SHE INTERACTS WITH MY KOUSHI!?!? IT'S SO CUTEEE! THE DINO PLUSHIE SCENE!!

and why does Oikawa knew about her? are reader's thoughts accurate? or does he knew her elsewhere? and i am guessing the counterparts are Oikawa and Atsumu? HAD TO BE!

and what's with Kuroo? YEAH YEAH I KNOW but there's something about him and his interactions with dear readerrr

and AND AAAAAAAHHHH OYA SQUAD PLUS READER!!! SO THIS IS WHERE IT STARTED OH MY GOOD LORD

AND THE SCENE UNDER THE "SAITAMA SKIES" IS SO MELTING PLEASE GIVE ME A BOKUTO KOUTAROU!!!

"You're beautiful." AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WTFFFFFFFFFF

but..

i think they're doing charades here. YOU MY DEAR CASSIE ARE A DEMON IN DISGUISE I CAN'T TRUST YOUR PLOTS!

"so much love for something will break you. you'll end up feeling so much pain later in the way."

"i will hurt people as long as I'm breathing."

the ghosting hand

the stares

the comfortability between them

and how you italicized again in "i'm glad i met you again."

NAH DON'T PLAY WITH ME!

CHAPTER 3 IM WAITING!! I KNOW IT'S WORTH THE WAIT SO DON'T WORRY IF WE'D WAIT LONG!

is the plushie that obvious?? 😭

Tooru knew about her because..... 🤭🤫

and Tetsu-tetsu, awwww 💔

i'm glad yk me, don't trust my plots because it's a maze and a rabbit hole LOL but i'm NOT playing with anyonee 😭

i love you queeeen!

[thornedswan]

because u r amazing <3

What is with this flattery aaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHH

[depraved-perfumer]

NO

GODDAMMIT NO

[charlesxsavier]

i think your blog is neat (complimentary). really love seeing your gifs, i think you're really creative :)

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[dionysiusi]

watch me shove wayward syntax and vocab into my Gaping Maw as i cram as much content as i can in the hours before my exam 

[megumei]

third gym squad + soft girlfriend hcs ࣪˖ ⋆

characters : akaashi keiji , kuroo tetsurou , bokuto koutaro , tsukishima kei x fem! reader .

genre : all fluff ! in love with them ahhhh

a/n : soft boy tsukki ! i love him so much <3 all the softies i’m looking at you ! i find this rlly cute hehe

AKAASHI KEIJI:

akaashi probably thinks you’re the most adorable being on earth ! he finds your behavior really cute and he loves it when you give him hugs out of the blue.

he loves to help you pick out / style your outfits (●’◡’●) he thinks your style fits your personality really well.

will definitely do facemasks with you ! will also let you paint his nails if you ask him :)

if you’re a cuddle bug he’ll cuddle with you for as long as you like. he literally just wants to cuddle you forever and ever.

forehead kisses forehead kisses forehead kisses forehead kisses forehead kisses

best boyfriend ever (꒪˙꒳˙꒪ )

KUROO TETSURO:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS MAN.

words cannot express how much he loves you. you’re just so cute. will squish you in hugs at the most random times,,,,, just because,,,,,

he LOVES it when you wear his clothes. they’re way too big on you but you still manage to pull them off.

but when you wear his jacket he’s trying his best to stop himself from squealing loudly.

he’ll probably give you kisses at the most random times as well ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

he loves u so much ! ur just so adorable and perfect in his eyes.

BOKUTO KOUTARO:

he needs a soft girlfriend in his life. you just complete him. this man literally LIVES for you. he can’t say no to you at all.

“kou can we—” “YES !” “but i haven’t even finished.” *proceeds to carry you out the door.*

he definitely shows you off to the whole team. like, “look at how adorable my girlfriend is i love her.”

but sometimes it comes off as “don’t touch y/n she’s mine.”

ice cream and boba dates !

you two will definitely do crazy things together at three in the morning.

he loves being the big spoon but you both take turns being the little spoon hehe :)

bear hugs ! he loves you so much <3

TSUKISHIMA KEI:

this man definitely had a soft spot for you. you cannot change my mind.

when you smile at him or even give him a kiss on the cheek he’s melting inside. but he still likes to hide it and pretends to be annoyed >:00

and when you bring him strawberry shortcake at random times he’s screaming inside.

tbh i feel like he’s really soft but just doesn’t want to show it. will give you a kiss on the nose as a thank you !

adores you if you’re short ! he find its so cute when your cheek squished against his chest when you give him a hug.

if you’re tall he loves it as well ! he doesn’t have to lean down to kiss you.

overall, is just a soft boy but is hiding it behind his serious face.

[wortverlust]

Okay I can’t stand by and watch as everyone sends you pics of their pets without sending you pics of my three little cats <3

So here we go!

Here you have Kawaii, we got her 8years ago and she likes to lie on my bed all day <3 She’s a literal pillow too, you put her down somewhere and you can be sure she’ll settle down and sleep.

This is Kate, Kawaii’s daughter and honestly such a sweetheart. We share a lot of common traits, my mom says she picked them up from me :,) She loves sunlight and biting my hand for pets <3

And this is Atao <3 An adorable ball of flood that lies on the floor and shows his belly to everyone <3 he also loves my crystals as you can see <3

SENDING YOU LOTS OF LOVE JO <33

HOLD ON EVERYONE!!! JUST.LOOK.AT.THE.PURE.CUTENESS.IN.ONE.ASK!!!! LIKE; HOLY SH*T, I'M MELTING!!!

Hi Marie, Kawaii, Kate and Atao!!! Hiiiiiii!!!! Wanna cuddle YOU and ALL your furry friends!!! Hejsjhejsks g o d you're so ADORABLE !!! Please, thank you so very much!!!

jeeeezzzz I'm in love with Kawaii's fur!!! ehiwoehfoeh AND THEY ALL LOOK SO FREAKIN' FLUFFY!!! eifojweihfowefof PLEASE give them a good pat!!! and....

WAS IT?! OH I BEG IT WAS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[redvelvetnat]

You'd be like heaven to touch was so good i'm - aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh 🥺

I love this dynamic thank you for providing for us thirsty gays

-🍪 (i have no idea if that emoji is already taken sry)

i’m so glad you liked it bby <3 i’m hoping to write more of that dynamic because i really do enjoy it. or, at the very least, just write more mean!wanda and more soft!nat by themselves.

i don’t think anyone has actually claimed any emojis for anon so you’re good!

[yanderecandystore]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

I came back from the deepest pit of Hell, and came with some gay shit-

I hope you enjoy 🐑🍫♥️👀😋

Warnings:

•The incarnation of Be gay, do crimes.

•That's it.

•And also sketch at the end.

🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭

Good looking guys are the worst. [Yandere bullies x M!Reader x Yandere M! Delinquent]

Running after school ended up becoming routine at this point.

You can't help but feel exhausted every time you do.

You run for your dear life every time you know they're coming with their friends to beat the shit out off you.

Bastards can't even do their dirty job themselves, they need to call their besties to do it for them. Well, sucks to be them, you aren't giving up own coming back home without a scratch.

Your mom can't know this type of stuff is happening to you at school. Your parents payed for you to enter in that damn school, and you are not going to make their hard work be for nothing.

"- Come back here, [Y/N]!!" Alexandra yells at the top of her lungs. For a pretty daddy's little girl, she makes you feel way more scared than her brother. And her brother, Adrien, is bad enough as he is.

You can't tell if Adrien hates you or if he is obsessed over you, he likes to beat you up but at the same time he can't leave you alone. But hey, who cares? You're fucked either way.

They're getting too close to you. You thought that running towards the more dark areas of town would save your ass, but since it has been a week that they haven't used you as their stress toy, they're pretty pissed.

Actually, you're stuck in a paradox right now.

If they catch you, you're dead.

If they don't catch you today, they're going to make sure to be more violent whenever they can catch you, and then you're dead.

Like a snowball effect. Of death.

Oh, you probably shouldn't be thinking about the "what if's" of if they catch you, you should be thinking about running!

"- Aaaahhhh- fuck!" After entering alley after alley, you meet your worst nightmare, a dead end.

You can hear them coming near, you decide to hide, maybe your zigzagging made them lose you.

You hide behind some garbage. You feel at home.

Your heart beats are on your ears now. You can only hear your hitched breathing and uncontrollable heart beats. You try to calm yourself down.

"- Goddammit."

"- Where is he?"

You can hear them.

You can hear them looking around the dead end, and them walking away.

And then, you can't hear them anymore.

'Am I safe?'

You decide to come out of your hiding spot after some minutes.

Terrible idea, honestly. You should had left them go completely away.

You get out of the dead end, when-

"- Hey, you!"

A raspy male voice yells. You aren't familiar with this voice. You can't be sure if it's talking with you. You just froze in fear that it could be one of the Coldwell twin's friends.

"- Look at me when I'm talking to you, idiot."

Damn, rude. You turn around and see a couple of boys wearing a school uniform. Is different than yours.

"- The fuck you doing around here?" You look at each of the boys, each one is buff and seems ready to break you. But the one who is talking with you, is honestly not that intimidating.

He is handsome. But, he doesn't strike you as a delinquent. He has reddish brown hair and brown eyes.

"- Answer me, rich boy. What are you doing here? We thought we told you fucks to stop showing your faces around here." Oh, okay, this situation is starting to become worst and worst every second.

Firstly, they have baseball bats and crowbars and pipes as weapons. The twins would only beat you until you were unconscious.

This guys will either kill you or break your bones.

Secondly, he is yelling at you. At any minute now, the twins and their friends will come back to see what's happening.

"- Look, this has to be a misunderstanding- I-I'm not here to fight!" You're here to get the fuck out!

"- Awn, did you get lost?"

"- Must be pretty bad not having mommy and daddy to pick you up."

"- Will they miss their spoiled little brat?"

Some of the boys taunt you. Laughing in the process.

They keep mentioning something about you being a rich kid. Maybe is because of your uniform?

Most kids that go to Amaryllis Academy come from rich families. And although your parents paid for your education at the academy, you're nowhere near as wealthy as the other students. Pretty much the contrary.

"- I'm, I'm not-" You try to come up with something. Something to explain why you're here, and why they shouldn't break you down.

Nothing comes up.

"- What's your name?" Says the brown haired boy. Ignoring his friends comments about you.

"- [Y/N]." You say timidly as the boy starts to walk towards you. You give one step back and he comes faster, making you too scared of running away.

He is in front of you. Staring at your eyes.

"- So, what are you-" He was about to ask something, when someone comes in screaming your name.

"- [Y/N]!!! There you-" Adrien was caught off when he saw the boy and the other guys surrounding you. Alexandra face screams surprise and disgust.

"- …"

Both parties look at each other. Silent treats are being made just with stares. You're so glad you don't know what the fuck is going on.

The tension in the alley grows immensely. Everyone is silent for a solid minute before the boy on your side says something.

"- Would you look at that, our pretty boy brought to us some friends." He says while he wrap his arm around your shoulder. You can tell he is trying to piss the twins and is working.

"- Evening, Jack. Didn't notice we were in the sewers until I saw you rats." Both twins cross their arms. Honestly, if you could move, you would use their little conversation as a distraction and go home.

"- Yeah, if you don't like it here, why am I'm seeing your ugly faces?" Says the boy on your shoulder, apparently named Jack. You start to feel a little embarrassed about his arm around you. You aren't in the discussion, yet you're in-between them.

"- Because you have eyes."

"- And clearly you lack them, since you're in our territory, schmuck."

They keep going on, and honestly you don't care about any past relationships your bullies have with this guy, you just, really want to go home and take a bath. You honestly stopped paying attention at a certain point. You can only hear yelling and stuff.

You zoomed out for a bit, until you feel something harshly press itself own your face.

Oh, the whole alley went silent. Everyone looks shocked, well, except for Jack who is grinning at the twins, and one of his friends who has the biggest smile you can think of.

And then you noticed what actually happened, Jack had successfully kissed your cheek. You aren't exactly happy with that, but hey, the twins look pissed.

That's a win!

"- How about this?" Jack says smugly towards them.

They're furious, you don't know what just happened, but they ended giving up on beating you up.

And by that, they decided they wanted to beat the shit out off Jack.

Their friends are holding them so they can't actually do it. Bummer, you wanted to see them fight.

Apparently they can't start a fight with this guys right here, because that would start an even bigger fight between schools, but you don't care, this is great!

If you keep Jack by your side, they can't do anything!!

"- Get out of my face." Jack says, and the twins go away. They're going to kill you for not coming with them, but going to do worse with Jack for protecting your ass. It'll be worth it.

You start to walk towards the direction of your home, and you thank Jack, thinking that nothing bad will happen.

And of course.

Something bad happened.

"- Hey, where the hell are you going?"

"- Uhn, home?" You answer a little confused, after all, they didn't want you to be there in the first place.

"- What, just like that? I think you don't know how things work around here."

He stand his hand towards you. Oh, money? Is that what he wants for helping you out?

You pick whatever you got on your pocket, 3 bucks, and put in his hand.

"- Sigh.." He sighs, and then grabs your wrist and pulls you closer, making you stare at his eyes.

"- …." He is thinking about his next words. And you're thinking about how much better would it be if you just when home earlier!

"- I'll see you tomorrow." He whispers in your ear so that his friends don't hear (bitch, they already know-). He is not asking, he is commending you to come back here.

Well, at least he didn't take the money. You managed to come home safe and sound.

"- And that's gentlemen, why the cute ones are the worst." Jack says, lighting a cigarette with his buddies against the wall. Annoyed at the thoughts of seeing you again. Thoughts that can't go away.

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Haikyuu HC to COVID-19 (Karasuno edition)

This is horrible 💀 im just so bored so I made whatever this mess is KFJSJDMSK enjoy

Hinata Shouyou

huh? isn’t it just the flu?

“No, hinata. People have died from it-“

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-

goes bananas

whenever someone sneezes or coughs, his soul leaves his body as he runs away to sanitize/wash his hands for a miserably long time.

eats an expired can of peaches thinking it’s his last resort

lowkey happy school is closed because homework sucks

but also highkey hates it because now all volleyball tournaments are closed

then gets all angry when he realizes he’d have to do online school???!!?? like wtf he got jipped.

thinks they could still do volleyball if they did online calls cus if the school can do it,, then vOLLEYBALL CAN

will probably miss half of the class calls from oversleeping/forgetting anyway.

sheepishly ask yamaguchi, yachi or tsukishima for help on assignments/notes. (he will NEVA ask kageyama. he’s always in competition with him here!)

still practices volleyball 24/7 in his backyard or room (maybe even with his baby sister??)

He’s really good at practicing all by himself from practicing all alone in middle school—

but will probably go crazy being alone all the time with his family. he just wants to play volleyball with the team again.

looks up “what to do when you’re bored” or “what to do at home while in quarantine” on youtube

Kageyama Tobio

probably says he’s immune to the corona because he’s just better than everyone else

doesn’t really think it’s real until school shut down because of it

When he sees that corona is airborne he wont know what that means so he’d probably think it’s produced by air itself?? which makes him think air is trying to kill the human race?? and will be so confused as to why it decided to pop up now???

DESPISES online school. He had enough trouble understanding it from the gecko, so now he has to learn it basically all by hiMSELF?!?

And no way is he just gona email the teacher for help. If he does it’s gonna be only once in his lifetime. Anymore than that he thinks he’s doin too much. He doesn’t want his teachers thinking he’s dumb 😭

he says literally nothing during the calls he just tries to pay attention? and fails because he’s on a computer. in his room. alone. he’s bound to daze off or stare at a pen for 5 minutes.

Obvi still practices volleyball. Very much misses it. At least Hinata had his sibling to practice with him. tobio is a lone wolf in his household.

When his mom goes out to get groceries he gives her one of those doctor masks so she doesn’t catch corona.

Few moments later through the internet he realizes that corona is smaller than air molecules so if you can breathe through something you could still get it so he struggles for an hour thinking he just killed his mother

When his mom is back he keeps his distance in case she’s carrying the plague

omg did she just cough or am i imagining things no she definitely coughed she has corona oh oh god

In reality she was just clearing her throat.

is lowkey worrying about everyone and how they are 🥺 (yes, maybe even hinata).

thinks he’s science smart by calling it covid-19 than corona.

Asahi Azumane

He just worries about everyones health

like he just imagines the worst case scenario’s and starts to get really worried if people got it. Always checks on everyone and asks if they’re feeling any symptoms of corona ❤️

He’s either not gonna get it or he gets it and dies there’s no inbetween

but he’s jesus himself so theres no way he nor anyone in his bloodline can get it

is very happy to know that dogs can’t get it.

Takes online school seriously and tries his best

And is honestly so sad school just ended??? even if it’s temporary, he could be learning, playing volleyball, and going about his day instead of staying in a cage. he’s a third year so—how would graduation even go..?

always is up to date on the news !! and notifies everyone if anything important is added/changed.

Always tells everyone to stay safe! Whether through text or before ending a call.

only buys a lot of toilet paper from the fear of there being no toilet paper in stock since evERYONE IS BUYING IT-

Starts to try new hobbies that he put off for the longest time cus quarentine is rlly getting to him.

Is all out a family guy so he doesn’t mind the extra time with his family.

Nishinoya Yu

OAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

420 blazin’

thinks going outside means you’re instantly gonna die from corona attacking your white blood cells (????)

but also probably doesnt care as he goes outside like everyday to run around and get rid of energy (and to practice volleyball, of course).

also why is it called white blood cells when blood is red ☠️ smh

Buys 101611018320129 bags of chips because that’s his comfort food

yay more gaming time!!!

Noya🐒: Tanaka do u wana play minecraft 2getr latr?

Tanaka🍌: HELL YEAH!!

doesn’t shower for three days straight because screw personal hygiene!! No more school!!! Can do whatever he wanted!! It’s basically summer!!!

until he’s forced to do online school.

Is def the class clown. Probably somehow kicks the teacher out of the call through a little bit of hacking.

“alright guys so i’ll be you’re substitute teacher for the day-“

tbh acts the same as he would in school. maybe a little more rebellious because, i mean, what is the teacher gonna do? send him to DETENTION? call his mOMMY?

Calls/spams literally everyone in his contacts because he’s so bored and lonely. Answer him!! Y’all will be on facetime for hours!!

He’s fun to facetime.

Will call you a loser if you don’t have an apple iPhone because then he can’t facetime you and facetiming is one of his favorite things to do to pass time (besides gaming)

HE A TRUE GAMER

Okay but he lowkey still tries at school for the sake of his grades and his future ;-; maybe calls asahi or sugawara for help??

always looks up his homework on the internet to see if he can get an answer key or something (he did that anyway even before corona but)

will do one subject for 3 hours thinking he’s finally done with everythinf till he realizes he has like 4 other subjects and needs to do those too.

Sending memes all the time

Tsukishima Kei

oh, what about corona again?

honestly could give NO fucks??. like ABSOLUTELY ZERO. nonxistent.

doesn’t even remember it’s still happening half the time.

is surprisingly very knowledgeable about corona.

he’s just smart and sciency¿ so he understands the ins and outs of corona like how it works and how its spread.

so if you tRULY want any update or background info on the corona virius, ask Tsukishima.

bitch don’t touch me you have rabies.

doesn’t care that he’s obligated to stay at home because he would have stayed either way. he very much likes being alone.

might go a little crazy cooped up in his room so he’ll hang with his brother/family or go outside before he says ‘okay that’s enough’ and goes back to his room.

isolation? oh okay *puts on headphones*

he rlly gonna be rocking it out in his room cus he can listen to music all day any day

developes a really bad sleep schedule since he had no way to get rid of the energy he got rid of at school.

still a huge tease so he says everyone has the corona virius.

is never online on social media which means he’s never up to date with his frIENDS. Doesn’t have a clue what those dipshits are doing and could care less (besides yamaguchi,, they probably facetime or call thru skype or something).

I bet the whole volleyball squad has a groupchat and honestly he puts all notifs on mute cus his phone keep goin DING DING DING DI DING ID DID IDKNG DING DIG

Brother: Omg why are you getting so many text messages?

Tsukki: Shut up

if he is online on the gc and he texts it would be simple replies like “Hi” “Okay.” “No.” “Goodbye.” and then he’s gone for another week

every first year is begging on their knees for tsukishima to give the answers or help them out and he obviously says: go do the hw yourselves idiots

besides yamaguchi!!!! again!! cus theyre gay for each other

maybe practices once in awhile with his brother or alone in his backyard but he doesn’t care

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

buys 101817 pounds of toilet paper because everyone else is? but not because of the same reason as asahi. he thinks toilet paper is the cure to corona.

GO STUPID AAAAAAAAA GO CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAA-

probably has a part time job at a grocery store so he still has to go to work 😭 i dont even know how he could have a job in the first place he’s probably always late-

still gamin with noya of course

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFTT

also buys like all the junk food thats in stock. and since he works at the grocery store he gets a ton of coupons and deals.

texts Kiyoko everyday goodmorning ❤️❤️❤️ and goodnight 😘😘 texts just to be left on read.

“i love it when she ignores me !!!”

scrolls through tiktoks for 1000 hours to pass time

School Is For Losers!!

similar to noya, he thought it was basicaly summer until he realized they were gonna be doing online school. literally had a fit and said he didnt wanna do jack squAt

Laughs so hard when nishinoya somehow kicks the teacher out of the call he’s like laughing so loud and hard he starts crying

all of the sudden has a better view on school

gets excited when he sees nishinoya on the call

makes funny and ugly ass faces when the teacher isn’t looking. everyone laughs and the teacher’s like 🤨

probably uses the green screen effect so he can change hus background (somehow) and accidentally misclicks a file so a girl wit a bikini becomes his background for .5 seconds before changing it to a cursed meme:

doesn’t get half the shit the teacher is talking about

but it’s okay because the half he doesn’t get is the other half noya gets

and the half noya doesnt get is the orher half tanaka gets

they’re two peas in a pod 🥰

until they try explaining it to each other and suddenly get confused?? mental malfunction ¿?

yeah im SMART!!!

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Daichi Sawamura

quite calm about the whole coronavirus

like he knows it is serious and understands how it is spread but he’s still calm about it??

tells everyone to sanitize and wash hands on a regular. and social distancing!!

honestly still wakes up like he does on normal school days and does all his academics just fine.

he even does gym activities (besides volleyball) for 30 minutes to an hour!!!! he be running on that treadmil! getting stronk!

does each subject on his own for 20-40 min each day. he’s really good at self discipline

makes sure sugawara and asahi are up to date on school work and will gladly help.

sadly can’t help the first years (and probably second years) because that info is deep in his brain and basically forgot how to do it after a year or two of not using it.

VERY VERY VERY sad that volleyball nationals are cut off. this is his last year and for it to be??? gone??? just because of some flu?!?! hates it.

he wishes school to go back and still has hope that school will go back to normal in a couple of weeks (even though it’s a slim chance).

asks the teacher questions whenever he has questions. He’s also vv considerate so he’ll ask questions he knows the answer to but asks them for anyone who’s confused ab it/wants to ask but is too shy. (literally i lov daichi sm)

Eats a healthy amount of everything

asks asahi for any updates on corona even though he’s quite up to date himself. he just wanna make sure he didn’t miss anything.

also doesn’t mind being around his family. he’ll do more chores around the house to help his parents out :> he’s literally perfect wtf

def does worry about everyone in the volleyball gc and anyone else he has contact with. Will also email classmates and ask if they’re doing all right. Even away from volleyball he’s a team player ☺️✌️

Is happy for the rest of the day when asahi tells him dogs can’t get corona.

Yamaguchi Tadashi

oaoaiquqhdkoaiaagadjsiwi?

doesn’t know what to believe anymore

keeps in touch with everyone!! always online 24/7 on social media, vball gc, you name it.

Literally everyone is acting so normal why are people so calm am i the only one worrying about this and the worlds future like this year has been really bad so far for not just me but the whole nation actually the entire world honestly like war almost broke out in january and now this corona stuff is really buttering my crissont the wrong way-

Even though tsukishima literally gives No Fucks, yamaguchi is the complete opposite.

like tsukki and yamaguchi call on skype and eVERY TIME yamaguchi starts with ‘how have you been? do you feel sick at all? have you drank enough water today?’ and so on

“What are you even worrying about?”

“Well...what if you get the corona virius?... it can be deadly, you know!! Thousands of people have died from it!!! The fact school is shutting down and people are panicking is making me feel like i should be panicking-“

Tsukki will then snarkily reassure him it’s fine and people their age are the least likely to get it bad.

Yamaguchi will feel a little better afterwords

“Thank you, Tsukki!”

Tsukki will ‘tch’ it off

Even though he gets really good grades he has triuble finding motivation to do any school work?? doing school work in his own home? 😐

His home was kinda a place he can chill whereas school is a place he can be fully focused

but now his home is ALSO school??!!?

Luckily he understands the work, at least.

When he sees tsukishima on the call, too, he instantly says hello.

“Tsukki!! Hey!! 😁”

“Shut up.”

“Gomen, Tsukki.”

Yeah. Even when they aren’t at school, he’s still the same as always.

He takes extra care of his family and always stays in touch with other relatives. Especially grandpa and grandma. THE SECOND he learned elderly people are at more risk you bet your ass he’s calling them making sure they’re okay. He checks up on them everyday now.

He peobably practices volleyball a little, too. He’s more focused on schoolwork though.

Sugawara Koushi

Have you guys ate dinner yet? 🥺

obviously checking up on everyone

he would fail as a mother if he didn’t.

Actually reads in his free time?? He finally has time on his hands to read these books so.... here we are!

Wakes up at a scheduled time everyday (minus weekends. Maybe sleeps for an extra hour or so).

He dresses in pjs rather than actual clothes because he’s not going anywhere with this social distancing thing.

Always tries to lighten the mood when all the students are on the online call. Maybe crack some joke or innocently play around with the effects.

He still pays close attention in class and does quite well on his own. No help from his parents! He can do everything on his own! He a big boi!

Does homework really well, too. Probably does extra work or more work than needed just because it makes him feel good afterwords.

Honestly i can see him cooking in his free time. If he doesnt feel like reading or scrolling mindlessly through his phone, he gonna cook.

Will make the best cookies in the universe.

HAS A HECK OF A SWEET TOOTH. NOT A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT HIM GETTING HIS PRETTY HANDS ON SUM TREAT

Honestly isn’t too good with exercise so he might gain a few pounds or grow the smallest chub 🥺🥺🥺 he would be so cute omfg.

is realy involved with his family!! they play a board/card game every friday night and have the best time.

if he has a dog, cat, or literally any animal you know he’s gona be hanging with them since he has more time.

Still! Playing! Volleyball! I mean by now every boy is practicing at least a little bit. He would probably be in his backyard playing volleyball with his family. Theyy’d set up a net and everythin! They’re all rookies at it but he still cherishes the moments with them.

It’s honestly still practice. Better than nothing

He talks about how his family plays volleyball and everyone is so jealous like 😭😭 makes him more grateful hearing half the volleyball team saying they have to practice alone.

Watching youtube videos of random videos/vines making him giggling.

“Hey, Dachi, look at this video.”

IS A SWEETHEART STFU !!!