#PLEEEASE

[secretlytranced]

Just ply me with alcohol until I can barely sit up right, then whisper all your filthy ideas into my head... slowly drag your fingertips across my body as your words flow through me and seep in, taking over my thoughts until I believe they're mine... twist your desires around me until I can't think of anything but the touch of your hand, the feel of your lips, the throb between my thighs... intoxicate me, conquer me, use me...

[infelicet]

hyunjin for wkorea 🤍

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Put him in a book like a little bookmark

The Stranger, Albert Camus

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends | "When you do things like this, you look so impassioned. When you look impassioned, you look hotter."

When is their next series? Come on GMMTV, the Firstkhao drought is aaaagonising.

[tickleepuppy]

I always get super cuddly when I’m tired it suuucks :((

I just want to cuddle up with someone and drift off with them, and then I start to feel their hand get lower and lower. I try to squirm because of how sensitive I am but I’m so sleepy all I can do is make little noises. Their hand gets to my puppyparts while the other pets my hair trying to continue to soothe me to sleep. Their fingers run over my tdick and my leg still shakes every time they go over it again and again. They shake me lightly to wake me up so I can roll over on my back to have better access. They put their fingers in my mouth as I lazily suck and lick them. I start to feel their hand go underneath my boxers and slip into me. I start to stir in my sleep, but them shushing me makes me drift off even further.

[auroramoon-draws16]

Alrighty folks, you know what time it is!

Assassin’s Creed x Resident Evil

Idk why I can’t find any good shit of this idea, especially with Desmond, but I am severely disappointed.

Because, c’mon: sketchy ass company? Genetic experimentation?? We got a lot going on around here!

Plus the Assassins could easily infiltrate some shit, I’m just saying.

Also, Desmond’s there, because he’s either there for a mission, cause he’s a master and shit, or he’s a bartender and listening to drunk ramblings of some of our favorite protagonists from the games.

Whatever works.

A lot of shit can happen when you’re an assassin in a world where bio weapons and fucking zombies are a thing. Though you might have to fuck with the timeline a bit if you want Desmond to be there for some of the bigger events, on both sides (Desmond’s age and the RE timeline) really, but it’s doable.

Or we can have Desmond be revived via bioweapon experimentation, but hey, who knows. ;)

Idk, I just wanted to get this idea out there, have fun with it. ^_^

[soranatus]

hey if I have anyone that follows me that can edit wikipedia articles, would it be possible for you to change the connor hawke picture they use on his article? The current one is so ugly, please kill it

If you need an idea to change it to, maybe the pride month variant cover by A. L. Kaplan? It’s so pretty, a thousand times better than the art on the article now

[rachelcommitscrimes]

HOLY FUCK BALLS

HOLY SHIT

IM NOT OKAY

[secretlytranced]

Catch me yawning, eyes heavy, body stretched out and ready for sleep... slide up beside me, lay your hand on my forehead, run your hands through my hair... whisper me down deeper and deeper as you caress and kiss and toy with my limp, yielding body... deeper and deeper down into your dreamland, your words, your touch...

[lxndonorris]

if they ask max about that rumor I want him to do this face

[eros-ghoulette]

Omega edition :)

Now I have to decide whose tummy I want to draw next

[redautism]

to explain my absence ive been getting some weird anons so ive just been off tumblr lol huy guys take a dord collection

[tothesolarium]

Hey guys

I’ve made an evil man

He is hot

Please don’t fuck him

[tickleepuppy]

I now have a big empty box that is all mine!! u·ω·u someone treat me like a lost puppy and take me home with them!

[techn0tony]

Can I interest you in a Donnie with fangs?