#aap bhi cutie

[mayakimayahai]

SHAN MERI JAAN

Bhai I swear shan and ro are restoring my faith in mi...bohot dogali hu team switch kar lungi I swear

[ishuess]

Shubman and Ishan and their obsession with ek dusre ko paani pilaana>>>>>

Like dusre photo mein u can read shubman's lips as he says "Main pila doon?"

Cameraman ko bhi pata hai focus kahaan karna hai🙃🙃like we get it bhaiyaa you r one of us

Also dusre clip mein ishan doesn't let him even touch the bottle and gives that classic biwi stare ki aap toh rahne hi do😒

They have passed their dating phase they are literally miya-biwi now🤣😭✨and I'm here for it.

End mein nazar naa lage mere cuties koi🧿🧿🧿

Khabardar tum mein se kisi ne lagayi toh🧿🧿🧿🧿

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Just abhi abhi paani piya cutie👍

Aap jaake meds lo. And keep yourself warm. Idc ki udhar kitni bhi garmi ho.

[visionteller]

Call To Action

CALL TO ACTION "Ayesha, Muraad, Zeenat", yeh teen naam aapko ek typical traditional - muslim family ke samajh aa rahe hain jo ya fir jinke naam se aapko koi aisa khayaal aa raha hoga jaisa yaha koi mamuli teen muslim logo ki baat ki jaa rahi hai. Yeh teeno hi INDIA ke teen shehero mein rehne wale wale log hai , pehli hai AYESHA sidhe Allahabad se , dusra hai Muraad jo ki hai Delhi ke Muzzaffarnagar se , aur aakhir mein Zeenat jo hai Mumbai se, yeh teeno ka haav - bhaav bilkul common man jaise hai. Toh kaha se shuru kiya jaye, toh chaliye pehle sapno ke sheher se kickstart maarte hai. kyun thik hai na ? Toh chalte hai aapko lekar ,"Mumbai" = "City of dreams", yeh jagah toh sabko pata hai ki kisliye prasiddh hai, toh chaliye fir bhi main thoda sa , bataa hi deta hoon ki "Mumbai"="Bollywood" , arthaat hindi cinema ki adbhut duniya , jahaan aapko apne chahide sitaare milenge jo laakhon logo ki dil ki dhadkan hai  jaise SALMAN KHAN , SRK, AKSHAY KUMAR, etc. waise inn logo ke toh huge fan following hai puri duniya mein, aur kyun na ho bhai, inhone mehnat karke apna naam banaya hai , par meri story ki pehli character ki story ab shuru hone wali hai, toh dil thaam ke baithiye aur purey mann lagakar suniye . Mumbai ke Galaxy Apartments ka naam toh aapne suna hi hoga, woh toh famous kis liye hai hum sabhi jaante hai, par ab meri jo 1st character "Zeenat" hai, woh kis liye famous hai aaiye dekhte hai.. "ZEENAT" urf "Zeenat Ali Khan" , naam aapko thoda connected with "Saif Ali Khan" se lag sakta hai, but waisa kuch hai nahi. Humari "Zeenat Ali Khan", apne ammi - abbu ke saath unke 2 room flat mein , khushi khushi rehti hai , isko koi kaam chota ya bada nahin lagta, pure ghar ka saara kharch ka hisaab yeh apne paas hi rakhti hai, kehne ka matlab yeh hai ki, kahan pe kitna kharch karna hai, ya kitni cheezein kitni maatra pe chahiye , inko acchi tarah se pata rehta hai. Kabhi kabhi toh inki ammi - abbu soch main pad jate hai ki kaash unhone "Zeenat" ko science ke saath MBA bhi karwa diya hota toh sone pe suhaaga hi ho jaata . Par jis hisaab se "Zeenat" kharch ka dhyaan rakhti hai , unke liye toh woh jeeti jaagti computer se kum nahin hai. Dusri taraf "Zeenat" ka bhi bahut mann hai "MBA" karke acchi MNC mein naukri karne ka, par paiso ke kami ke kaaran uske graduation ke baad ki padhai maano jaise bandh hi ho gayi thi , dusri taraf "Zeenat" ko actress banne ka bahut shauk tha , yeh acting ka keeda usme bachpan se hi tha aur uski toh favourite actress thi /hai "KARISMA KAPOOR" aur favourite actor hai "GOVINDA" , arthaat "Hero no. 1" . "Zeenat apne khali waqt par inn dono ke hi gaano pe dance kiya karti thi aur khud ko unn jaisa mehsoos mehsoos karne lagti saral bhasha mein bole toh " living life king size ". Ab badhte hai, humaare kahaani ke dusre character pe, jo ki aati hai seedhe "Allahabad" se , ya fir kahe toh Allahabad University se , jaha ki woh one of the top brilliant students ke list mein , ya fir kahe ki merit list mein har baar 4th aane wali "AYESHA Saraf" , jo hai  sab ki chaheedi aur sabse dashing & studious & "no care attitude" waali MBA pursue karne waali student , thodi naughty & also quite smart & witty & of course a chashmish & a cutie. Toh yeh jo hai, inke college mein bade charche hai , aur kyun na ho yeh hai hi itni studious , etc. . Iske peeche college ke saare ladke paagal hai , but yeh na hi short skirts pehanti hai, aur na hi boys ko lure karti hai, yeh toh bas apne mein hi rehti hai, in a dungree with round specs , short hair with a pony tail & a charming but bold smile on her face , enough to make a heart skip a beat. Ab yeh jo hai "Ms.SARAF" yeh toh thehri mystery , detective , horror, thriller ke bade fan , inka adha waqt crime solving games, aur books related to all the above mentioned genres ko padhne meinhi waqt nikal jaata tha, jo thora waqt waqt bachta tha usko yeh mohtarma MBA ki pahai pe laga deti hai, nahin toh inke parents ka manna haiki agar woh pura dhyaan sirf MBA pe de toh woh 1st position laa sakti hai sivaaye 4th position ke, par inhe koun samjhaye ki thoda time MBA ke saath spend karke 4th aana bhi is a big achievement, aur woh kahawat hai na "An active mind & a racing heart is the greatest combination leading to success" , aur wohi aata raha tha "AYESHA Saraf" ke saath. Ab kuch door chalte hai aur batate hai aapko kahaani ke antim character ki kahaani jo "Delhi ke Muzaffarnagar" seshuru hone jaa rahi hai, aur uss shaks ka naam hai "MURAAD HOSSAIN", jo hai DU [Delhi University] ke geography & statistics ke top professor . Inka worldly knowledge itna achha hai aur yeh itne self confident hote hai har waqt ki duniya ki koi bhi musibat maano inke saamne haar mann hi jaegi, iska kaaran hai jaise ki maine pehle bataaya self confidence , proper knowledge, hard work, aur allah pe pura bharosa. Aap soch rahe honge , ki main yeh teacher ka concept kyun use kar raha hoon , toh main chota sa hint de deta hoon, "worldly knowledge" Inki age lagbhag 28 saal hogi, par yeh jaha ke teacher hai, arthaat D.U.  waha inke bahut charche hai, aur lakho ladkiyaan inpe line maarti hai, short mein kahe toh , yeh d.u. ke one of the sexiest , good looking masculine male hai,inka attitude bole toh ekdum "faadu" hai, aur khaas kar ke jab woh agar kabhi white shirt aur blue  mein college aa jate the toh college mein bawaal ho jaata tha aur ladke sharam se choor choor ho jaate they aur ladliyaan na jaane kitne corridoors mein line lagakar unki ek jhalak ko taras jaati hai aur unko bahut tohfe bhi mil chuke hai, kayi ladkiyaan ke taraf se , even proposals you know, par yeh jo "Mr.Hossain" hai inko koi farak hi nahi padta, yeh gifts toh hai par unka ek unique style hai, woh yeh gifts charity ya fir kahe old age home mein distribute karwa dete hai, kyunki inhe lagta hai ki yeh apne ammi abbu ki sewa kar rahe hai, aur agar naseeb mein hua toh allah kasam agle janam fir unke hi bete hokar janam lena pasand karenge. Toh yeh the humare kahaani ke teen characters. Ab aap soch rahe honge ki aagey kya hone wala hai. Abhi interval ka maza lijiye , thode snacks grehan kijiye kyunki interval ke baad hi toh maza shuru hota hai.       Ab inn characters ke updated version se aapko milwate hai, so mere priye audience 3,2,1....fast forward. Let me introduce you to 1. Captain Muraad Hossain [M.F. Hossain] [Captain of INDIAN ARMY] , 2. Madam ZAK / Zeenat Ali Khan [cyber expert ATS= Anti Terrorist Squad] , 3. Ms. One Woman Army/ Ms. Ayesha Saraf [top spy of IB & RAW]. Kyun chauk gaye na ? ek dialogue yaad aya "Tide hai toh white hai " but in this situation the dialogue goes "Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar" , kyunki yahaan sab connected hai, lekin koi ek dusre ko nahin jaanta, par teeno INDIA ke liye kaam karte hai apne tarike se, ya keh sakte hai yeh teeno apne tarike se desh ki raksha karte hai. Ab aapko main ek ghatne ke baare mein detail mein bataane ja raha hoon , jisme inn teeno ka bhut bada yogdaan hai, aur kahin na kahin yeh teeno ek dusre ke lifeguards bhi reh chuke hai varna aaj shayad teeno mein se koi bhi zinda nahin rehta. Toh baat hai 2011 ki , ek udti udti khabar aayi thi ki cyber cell dept. aur Indian Army mein tension ka mahol  utpann hua hai. Iska kaaran yeh tha ki achanak cyber crimes bhut zyada badh gaye the aur Indian Army mein se bhut se gopniya details leak ho jaa rahi thi , ab dono hi taraf tension ka maahol ban raha tha , aur saath hi kuch khabar udti udti aa rahi thi jo logo ke liye ya INDIA ke liye bhut haanikaarak saabit ho sakti thi . Toh jab aise haalaat utpann hue, tab inn teeno departments [IB , ATS[CYBER CELL],INDIAN ARMY] mein selection shuru ho gaya taaki crimes & terrorism in all forms ko tagda jawaab dene wale teeno department se 1 candidate select hoga is live/die mission ke liye. Toh teeno departments mein se 1 specialist ko chunna tha per team. Candidates toh bahut the par time kam tha , tph finally teeno departments ne apna task captain chun liya tha. Toh woh 3 koun they , any guesses ? arrei yaar , the best ko hi chuna hoga na, toh woh 3 hai :- 1. MURAAD HOSSAIN [ INDIAN ARMY ] 2.ZEENAT ALI KHAN [ CYBER CELL / ATS] ATS= ANTI TERRORIST SQUAD 3.AYESHA SARAF [IB] [ TOP SPY] Toh har department mein zoro shoro se kaam shuru ho gaya tha, har dept. ko unjke head dekh rahe the , taaki kahin bhi bhi bool se bhi bhool na ho, aur proper stragies apnaayi jaa rahi thi , aur execution plans bann rahe the, in return the hands were expecting full cooperation & support from their teams, aur full on details nikali jaa rahi thi against any type of attack in any form. virtual & physical weapons bhi taiyaar ki jaa rahi thi , aur top managements bhi bilkul tight lipped way mein iss mission ko anjaam dene mein lagey hue the. Toh teeno departments fully ready they with all the necessary equipments aur saath hi virtual & physical preparations bhi ready the , but to their shock pehle hafte mein kisi prakaar ka koi attack nhi hua,toh departments ke kaafi log jo chaukanne the , woh thoda sa lightly lene lage matter ko , par teeno departments ke hero's MURAAD, ZEENAT AUR AYESHA, ko daal mein kuch kaala lag raha tha jab 2nd week mein bhi kuch nhi hua aur sab normally guzar gaya. Fir 3rd week mein achanak se Mumbai ke mall road mein ek bomb blast hua , aur kaafi log injured ho gaye the , saath hi saath Delhi ke Sarojini Market mein do din ke antraal mein ek aur bomb blast hua, aur top companies ke data chori ki khabar bhi aane lagi , inn sab ghatnao ne desh bhar me breaking news ke zariye tehelka macha rakha tha. Ab  teeno depts. ke experts HOSSAIN , KHAN aur SARAF ne apne teams ko kaam pe laga diya tha, ki jald se jald inn terrors ka koi na koi suraag ya link mil jaaye toh tab iss case ko solve karne mein thodi maddad ho jaegi . Iss dauraan, Zeenat ke phone pe ek call aata hai aur woh bhi unknown number se, jiska daava tha , ki yeh jo bomb blasts aur cyber breach hua hai inn kuch dino mein , iske piche ke "MATERMIND" ki khoj karna bandh kar diya jaaye turrant,warna Zeenat ki jaan ja sakti hai , aur teeno departments ki badnaami bhi ho sakti hai , aur hokar rahegi agar yeh search operation turrant radh na kiya gaya toh , itna kehkar phone hang up ho gaya. Fir dobaara uss number ko call laga nhi , tab immediately uss number ko trace kiya gaya , but uss ka sirf laswt location hi pata chala jo KARACHI ka dikha raha tha , aur sim bhi bandh aa raha tha . Fir kuch der sochkar, "Zeenat" ne apne higher authorities ko yeh suchna dena zaroori samjha aur pure form mein jaakar puri baat bol dala. Tab waha bhi tension ka mahol utpann hone laga tha, immediately all 3 forces ke heads ko jaankari video calls ke sahaare de di gayi . Fatafat , ya phir kahe bina waqt gawaaye, INDIAN ARMY , IB aur ATS [ CYBER CELL] ko turrant kaam pe lagaya gaya, aur unka ek hi lakshya tha , ki kisi bhi tarah "MASTERMIND " ko dhoond nikaalna hai , jo iklauta zimmedaar hai cyber theft aur unn teeno blasts ke liye. Ab teeno departments high alert mein they, aur teeno ne search operation shuru kar diya tha apne tarike se. Fatafat KARACHI Govt. se contact kiya gaya aur jaankaari ki pushti karne ki koshish ki gayi, par unhone saaf inkaar kar diya ki , waisa koi bhi call unke state se nhi kiya gaya hai, fir bhi dept. mein asantushti bani rahi, tab top spy "AYESHA SARAF" ko contact kiya gaya , aur usko puri baat btayi gayi , aur uso unke strategy ki puri detail di  gayi , saath hi "ZEENAT" aur "MURAAD" ko bhi unke respective depts. se bhi aagha kar diya gaya. Ab unn teeno ke liye action time shuru ho gaya tha. Ab teeno ka ek hi mission tha "Mission MASTERMIND" . A b iske liye teeno ko karachi phuchna tha, toh teeno ne jaha the wahi se KARACHI ki flight pakdi aur KARACHI ke liye ravana ho gaye. Most importantly iss beechek co- incidental ghtana ghati ki teeno ne ek hi  brand ki flight mein boarding ki thi "INDIGO" , but tickets different thi toh timing bhi different thi, sabse pehle "Muraad" phucha, fir "Ayesha" phuchi , fir aakhir mein "Zeenat " mein phuchi, abb teeno "KARACHI " phuch chuke the. Ab ittefaq dekhiye , teeno ne ek hi hotel mein room bhi le liya, usme bhi timings thodi aagey peeche thi, aur hotel ka naam tha "HOTEL PARADISE" . Iss hotel ki khaasiyat yeh thi ki teeno ne apne sutro se pata kiya tha, ki "MASTERMIND" ka hotel , ya fir kahe iss hotel ka maalik "MASTERMIND" tha. Ab aapko lag sakta hai ki teeno fas chuke hai, aur baagh ke illake mein ghuss chuke hai , jisse nikalna asambhav hai , par case ulta bhi toh ho sakta hai. Teeno ne janbujhkar issi hotel ko apna hunting ground bana liya tha, kyunki  yeh jaha the waha se kuch na kuch jaankari toh praapt ho hi jaati aur hafte mein ek na ek din toh "MASTERMIND" ki ek jhalak dikh hi jaegi yahi soch kar mission  mein agey badh rahe the. Aaye toh teeno tourist banke , par jaise maano teeno hi detectives ban chuke the, koi ek dusre ko nahi jaanta tha , teeno ka mission ek tha , par kaam karne alag tha, aur teeno khud se zyaad aksis pe vishwas nahi karte the , halaki teeno mein se koi kisiko nahin pechaanta tha. KARACHI mein ,"MASTERMIND" ko lagbhag koi nhi jaanta tha, bahuto se pucha gaya par koi jawaab nahi mila , ya fir shayad log darr se kuch bata nhi rahe the, kyunki unko apni jaan aur apne pariwaar ki jaan pyari thi. Ab dono taraf search opration chal raha tha, ki "MASTERMIND" ki ek jhalak dekhne ko mil jaaye, dusra uske related kuch jaankari mil jaye. Teeno ko apne higher officials ko per day ka progress  report dena parta tha . Sab allah ko yaad kar rahe they aur duaa maang rahe the ki koi clue mil jaaye "MASTERMIND" ke related, ya koi link mil jaaye , toh unhe ",ASTERMIND" tak phunchne mein aasaani ho jaati. Isi beech ,ek number se "Zeenat "ko call aya aur phone ke dusre side se ek shaqs ne kaha ,mujhe pata hai aap "MASTERMIND"ko dhoondna bandh kar dijiye yeh meri aakhri warning hai., par zeenat ko koi farak nhi pada , aur usne sidha phone kaat diya. Inn logo ko pata mhi tha ki wha pehle se unke madad ke liye IB , CYBER CELL [ATS], INDIAN ARMY se log bheje gaye the , aur woh log bhi "HOTEL PARADISE" mein hi ruke huye the. Toh aapko samajh aa hi gaya hoga ki purey desh ko "MASTERMIND" chahiye tha zinda ya murda. Ab sirf tha ,"wait & watch" ka time aur kyunki laakho logo ke sentiments jude hue they toh success toh anyhow achieve karna hi tha iss mission mein . Achanak hotel stay ke 5th day mein ek shaks aata hai hotel ke reception pe , bilkul mamuli se kapdo mein , aur ek room ke details puch raha tha . Uske kapde dekh kar kisiko shaq nahi hoga  ki woh normal tourist nahi hai. Par pata nahi kyun "MURAAD" ko thoda khatka  laga aur uss aadmi ke jaane ke baad reception waale se uska id proof dikhaane ko kaha, dusrea koi hota toh shayad objection karta par kyunki receptionist Indian tha jo karachi mein kaam ke silsile mein reh raha tha 5-6 saalo se , toh usne bejhijhak uss shaks ka ID proof dikhaya, woh bhi jab "Muraad" ne apna ARMY ka badge dikhaya tab hi warna har desh ke liye yeh illegal hai dusre ke documents kisi unknown person ko dikhana. Ab ID Proof se kya pata chala hoga "Muraad" ko ? sochiye aur interval ka maza lijiye. Haan toh hum kaha they , ab uss ID Proof se uss shaks ka naam pata chala jo tha "Hamid Qureshi" . Koun tha yeh? yaha kyun aya tha ? kya yeh normal tourist tha? ya "MASTERMIND" se connected tha? yahi sab chal raha tha "Muraad" ke dimaag mein aur woh kisi bi tarah iss "Mr. Qureshi" ke baare mein aur jaankari nikalne ke liye kuch bhi karne ko taiyaar tha. Toh usne bina waqt gavaaye usne uske ID se apne team ko uski khoj mein laga diya , team ki details respective heads ko mail kar di gayi thi departments ke taraf se. "Muraad" ko "Qureshi" ki har waqt ki khabar chahiye thi , isliye usne waisi hi instructions de rakhi thi apni team ko. Ab yeh baat toh "AYESHA" aur "ZEENAT" ko khabar nahin thi, par jab unhone apne tarike se "MASTERMIND" ko dhoondna shuru kiya,tab unhe apne sutro se pata chala ki, "MASTERMIND" "KARACHI" ka sabse raees insaa hai, aur yeh khabar bhi thi ki "MASTERMIND" ka "KARACHI market" mein kaafi aana jaana tha. Toh inn dono ne apne log karachi market mein tainaat kar diye the, ab na yeh 'Qurseshi" ko jaante they aur na hi "Qureshi inko jaanta tha. Allah ka kamaal dekhiye, yeh dono mall road waley market mein they, par "Zeenat" ka bag churakar koi bhaagne laga, aur "Zeenat" bhi uske peeche bhaagi, achanak se "Qureshi" scene mein aa jata hai , aur chor ko pakad leta hai. Toh yeh dono bilkul anjaan ek dusre se , "Qureshi"  "Zeenat" ka bag use wapas kar deta hai, aur "Zeenat" toh raah chalte ko shaq karti nahin, toh unhe thank you treat dene pe tul jaati hai , jispe pehle toh "Qureshi" manta nahin , fir bola sirf coffee kaafi rahegi , jispe "Zeenat" ne haami bhar di. Fir dono ne kuch der yunhi baat ki aur shukriya adha kiya "Qureshi" ka , toh "Qureshi" ne "Zeenat" ko apne ghar bulaaya jispe woh pehle toh maani nahi , fir "Qureshi" ke bahut insist karne par woh mann gayi. "Qureshi" ka ghar "Karachi" airport se 4 kilometre door tha, aur "Zeenat" thi uski guest, "Zeenat" ne suna tha ki "Karachi" waley apne guests ki khoob khaatir karte hai , toh usey bhi mehmaan nawazi lene mein koi aapatti nahi thi. Issi beech "Zeenat" ki nazar "Qureshi" ke table top pe padi jisme ek photo mein "Qureshi" aur ek aadmi saath photo khichwa rahe they , toh pata nahi "Zeenat" ko kya laga ki usne "Qureshi" ko puch hi liya, ki uss tasveer mein unke saath woh shaqs koun hai ?, usey laga ki unka bade bhai honge , par jawaab toh kuch aur hi tha .. pehle toh "Qureshi" ne kuch socha , fir kaha ki uss aadmi ka naam  "AKBAR ALAM' itna kehke woh chup ho gaya. Ispe "Zeenat" ne thoda aur utsaah ke saath ke pucha ki "ALAM" ji karte kya hai , ispe bhi jab "Qureshi" sochne laga tab "Zeenat" ne bola ki agar woh nahi batana chahte toh koi baat nahin usne toh yunhi puch liya tha , koi zabardasti nahin hai , aur woh thoda flirt karne lagi "Qureshi" ke saath aur  "Qureshi" ko pata nahin tha ki kaise react kare , aur woh tha thoda sharmiley type ka insaan tha , toh usne jhatapat bataana shuru kiya "Zeenat" ke prashno ke uttar dena , "AKBAR ALAM" Karachi ka sabse raees insaan tha aur uska ek aur naam bhi tha , toh "Zeenat" ne socha ki koi nick name hoga jo gharwalo ne rakkha hoga , par "Qureshi" ka jawwab sunke "Zeenat" ka dimaag  chakkar khaa raha tha , kyunki woh  "Akbar Alam"  aur koi nahi balki  "MASTERMIND"  tha . Bahut uts chahiye iske baad kisiko jo bhi yeh prashna puche ya bole toh "Zeenat" ko hi uss  jagah rakh lijiye , usne bade himmatr se bina darre "Qureshi" se aur baatein ya information nikaalne ki koshish karte hue pucha ki "MASTERMIND" ka matlab kya hai , aur unka kaam  kya hota hai? Toh ispe "Qureshi" thoda soch vichhar karne laga , ki "Zeenat" ko "MASTERMIND" ke kaam ke baare bataana sahi rahega ya nahi , fir usne socha khamakha "Zeenat" darr jaegi aur unki bani banaati nayi dosti wahi khatam ho jaegi  isliye usne "Zeenat" ke prashno ko avoid karna shuru kiya aur baat ghumane ki koshish karne laga , kyunki  " Zeenat" ko woh mamuli guest samajh raha tha , aur aane wale khatre se usey bachana hi uska lakshya tha . Par "Zeenat" ke  baar baar zid karne par , usne kaha ki main zyada toh  nahi jaanta par "MASTERMIND" ka kaam bhut risky job hai aur khatarnak bhi. Ab "Zeenat" ko toh kisi bhi haal mein iss "MASTERMIND' se milna hi tha , toh usne "Qureshi" se pucha ki kya woh usey "MASTERMIND" se milva sakta hai ya nahi , kyunki usey aise dangerous logo se milna unke baare mein pata lagana bahut mazedaar lagta hai , ek alag sa thrilling wali feeling deta hai, aur bhi bahut kuch bola "Zeenat" ne jaise ki "Qureshi" uss se impress hokar usse "MASTERMIND" se milwa de. Ispe "Qureshi" ensocha aur kaha ki woh koshish kar sakta hai ki "Zeenat" ki mulaqaat "MASTERMIND" se ho jaaye , but kuch confirm nahi bataa pa raha tha, isme "Zeenat" ne usko thoda seduce karna shuru kiya uski taarif karni shuru ki ki wwoh kitna handsome tha aur mashallah kitna cute hai "Qureshi" aur sexy bhi wagera wagera , aur "Qureshi" apni taarif sunke na chahte huye bhi "Zeenat" ke baaton mein aa hi gaya, aur unhone kuch intimate moments bitaaye , "Zeenat " ne socha manzil ke itne karib aakar usey khina bewakoofi hogi , toh kya hua agar ek anjaan insaan ke saath kuch intimacy ho hi jaaye toh , waise bhi "ZAK" apni raksha karna acchi tarah se jaanti thi, arthaat woh hamesha ek condom apne saath apne purse mein carry karti thi , arthaat "all work no play makes ZAK a dull girl". Fir jab unki intimacy khatam hui aur "Qureshi" ghode bech kar so raha tha , tab usne uska pura ghar ko search karna shuru kiya , ki kahin toh kuch aur prrof mil jaye "MASTERMIND" ke khilaaf , usne sab jagah dhoond liya saboot ke liye , par kuch na mila , tab usne uss photonko gaur se dekhne ka socha jo table top pe tha par uspe bhi kuch nhi mila. Fir jab "Qureshi" ki aankh khuli toh "Zeenat' ne usey kiss kiya aur alvida kehkar waha se nikal gayi."Qureshi" ka toh "dil garden garden" ho gaya tha, aur "Zeenat" ko shayad "MASTERMIND" tak phunvhne ka raasta mil gaya tha. Dusri taraf "Muraad" tha jo apni sources lagaye baitha tha "MASTERMIND" ki khoj pe , aur ab toh woh Karachi police se toh puch nhi sakta tha "MATERMIND" ke baare mein toh usne socha ki chalo Karachi jab aa hi gaya hoon toh sheher kyun na ghom liya jaaye , ab uske paas toh "MASTERMIND" ki koi tasveer toh thi nahi jisse "MASTERMIND" ko dhondne mein aasaani ho , tab usne kya socha ki kyun na apne chief se contact karke unhise "MASTERMIND' ki tasveer maang li jaye , toh turant usne ARMY chief ko phone lagaya aur unse "MASTERMIND" ke kuch pics usey whatsapp karne ki darkhaast ki , par chief ne kaha ki unke paas "MASTERMIND" ki abhi ki photo nahi hai , par ek puraani photo hai jab woh apne mid 30's mein hua karta tha, unke paas jo photo tha usi ko bhejne ko kaha "Muraad" ne aur shukriya zaahir karke baat khatam ki aur unke message ka intezaar karne laga. Teesri taraf  "Ayesha" ke paas already "MASTERMIND" ki poori gutthi thi usne pehle se hi ikkatha kar rakha tha, kyunki SPY ka kaam hi hota hai ki woh apne target ki full details pehle se apne paas mauzood rakhte hai,taaki target pehchanne mein bhul na ho aur na hi apna kaam ko anjaam dene mein. "Ayesha" ne "MASTERMIND" ke baare mein apne team ke duara jo information ikkatha kiya tha , woh yeh tha ki "MASTERMIND" ek lamba chauda 6'2'' ka hattakattainsaan tha , jiska lifestyle raeeso jaisa tha , uska bahut sara dangerous ya fir kahe illegal karobaar tha, jaise ki jism faroshi , etc. . Unka behaviour ekdum kattar tha , unke family mein woh aur unke 2 biwi aur 1 bete aur 1 beti rehti thi. "Ayesh" ne shyad "MASTERMIND" ki gaadi ko dekhliya tha karachi bazaar se guzarte waqt uss waqt usey pata nahi tha ki yeh "MASTERMIND" ki gaadi thi, uss gaadi mein baithe shaqs ne apne driver ko bolke karachi market ke saamne se ek phalwale se kuch dozen phal liya aur gaadi ka seesha utarkar phalwale ko paise de diye , tab "Ayesha" ne dekha ki uss shaqs ke dihine haath mein bade bade stones se saji hue anguthiya thi , shayad woh astrology mein vishwas rakhte honge , fir usi haath mein ['right hand} mein ek khareoch ya fir koi purane chot ka nishaan bhi tha thik haatho ke nasso ke beech , jaha se doctor heartbeat measure karta hai , thik ussi jagah , toh "Ayesha" ne bade gaur se sab notice kiya , aur apne saamne se gaadi ko jaate dekha toh usne kya socha ki fatafat usne gaari ka number plate ka number yaad karliya , aur gaadi bhi kounsi thi woh bhi likh dala , tabhi se woh iss shaqs pe apni nazar jamayi rakhi thi, arthaat usey bhi pata nahi tha par uski gut feeling usey cheekh cheekh kar keh rahi thi ki ho na ho yeh aadmi hi "MASTERMIND" hai. Isliye usne iss shaqs pe pura dhyaan de rahi thi jis baat ka andaza bhi shayad uss shaqs ko nahi tha ki koi uski har waqt ki activity track kar raha tha . Aakhir yahi toh kaam hai ek Spy ka.   Dusri taraf "MURAAD" ke paas "MASTERMIND" ki puraani tasveer aa chuki thi , usme "MASTERMIND" ek wakayi ek lamba chauda handsome youth nazar aa raha tha , halaki yeh photo aaj se 20 saal pehle ki thi as mentioned by ARMY chief . Par uss photo mein "Muraad" ne kuch ajeeb cheez notice ki thi jo shayad kisisne nahi ki thi ya ki hogi , woh yeh tha ki picture mein "MASTERMIND" ne ek bhut alag type ki angoothi pehen rakhi thi, jiski baarik kaarigari dekh kar bahut log uske laalach mein pad sakte hai, woh tha hi itna behtareen ki uspe hi "Muraad" ki aankhein kuch der usi pe fix ho gayi, kyunki aisi kaarigari wali anguthi usne pehle baar dekhi thi, aur woh uske dimaag mein chapp gayi thi, aur woh ghar jo photo mein tha woh shayad "MASTERMIND" ka ghar hua hoga , isliye woh ghar uske mastishq mein chapp gaya tha . Ab "Muraad" ko sirf uss ghar ka pata lagana tha , toh woh photo usne apne team ko forward kar diya aur fatafat uss ghar ka pata lagane ka nirdesh de diya unko. Teesri taraf , thik do din baad "Qureshi" ne "Zeenat" ko "MASTERMIND" se milwane ki baat kar dali , kyunki thik do din baad  "MASTERMIND" ke ghar pe unke bete ka janamdin manaaya jaane wala tha arthaat "RAFI ALAM" ka janamdin hai, abse thik do din baad . "ZEENAT" ka khushi ka thikana nahi tha , aur usne issi baat pe "Qureshi" ko kiss kar diya , aur saath hi usne mann hi mann soch liya ki plan ko anjaam kaise dena hai, aur saathhi saath kuch intimate moments bhi dono ne bitaaye , aur ek jhoota wada bhi kar dala "Zeenat" ne ki aaj usko itni khushi ho rahi hai ki woh bayaan nahi kar sakti hai , aur usne "Qureshi" se nikaah karne ka jhoota wada kiya , jispe "Qureshi" ka dil garden garden ho gaya , par usey [ Qureshi] kaha pata tha ki ek anjaan shaqs ko trust karna usey bhaari pad sakta hai , yeh soch "Zeenat" mann hi mann hass rahi thi , bechara "Qureshi" bali ka bakra befaltu ka banne ja raha tha. Ab kehte hai na kuch paane ke liye , kuch bho sacrifice karna padta hai . Itni der mein "MURAAD' ne 'MASTERMIND' ka ghar ka pata laga dala tha . Ab intezaar tha D-DAY ka . Waise dekha jaaye toh ab sher khud fass chuka tha aur ghir chuka tha chaaro ore se , aur "MASTERMIND" ne apne security mein har kadam mein 2 security guards tainaat rakhe the . "Ayesha" ne saari taiyaari pe nazar rakha hua tha aur usse acchi tarah se pata tha ki plan ko kaise execute karna tha. Aur ab isi ka fayda uthana tha humare teeno characters ko . Aur ab bas D-DAY ka intezaar karna tha . Dusri taraf teeno ne apne headquarters ko bhi aagha kar rakha tha apne plan ke baare mein . Ab aakhirkaar woh din aa hi gaya aur humare  teeno jawaan ekdum taiyaar the. Yeeno ko pata tha apna apna role iss mission mein. Ab kaun kaisa dikhne wala tha aaiye dekhte hai, pehle toh baat yeh hai ki "MASTERMIND" ka bangla bada hi alishaan tha , maano bilkul chaand mahal jaisa , uff aisi sajawat ki gayi thi jiska koi jawaab nahi tha, iske aagey toh mughlo ki imaarat sharma jaaye. Waqayi lag raha tha 8wa ajooba ho duniya ka . Ab logo ka aan shuru ho gaya tha , sabko dekhkar lag raha tha maano , sab raees parivaar ke log hai, ab isis beech hamari teeno characters ki entry hoti hai. Thoda vistaar mein agar bataaya jaye toh , black kurte aur white pyjame mein "MURAAD" with a stylish beard entry aur woh bhi muslim they isliye unhe zyada takleef nahi hui iss getup mein sabke saamne aane mein, woh bade hi stylish , sexy aur macho lag rahe they. Unki entry mein janamdin ke function mein chaar chaand lag gaye the, woh they hi itne handsome ki sabki nazre bas unhi pe tiki ki tiki reh gayi, aur jitni ladkiyaan thi mehfil mein sab toh maano unki fan ho gayi ho , usne toh "MASTERMIND" ke bete ka show pura flop kar diya tha , woh "MASTERMIND' ke bete se kahi zyada handsome lag raha tha , maano lag raha tha koi film ka hero aa gaya ho , uff kya lag raha tha boss, ekdum bole toh "faadu", maano yeh akela hi sab ke dil ka chor bann gaya tha, ladkiyatoh jaise latoo hon gayi thi "MURAAD" par , aur kyun na ho ek toh waisi personality uppar se INDIAN ARMY , par insab ke beech "MURAAD' apna lakshya bhula nahi tha, aur kisiko shaq na ho isliye, usne khud ko "MASTERMIND" ke bete ka dost bataaya , aur door ka rishtedaar bhi. Ladkiya toh har waqt "Muraad" ke agey piche ghppm rahi thi, par woh kahaan kisko dekhta , woh bas apne kaam pe focus kar raha tha. Ab iss beech "Ayesha" toh apni nazar jamaye baithi thi "MASTERMIND" ke ghar pe , bole toh spying constantly, unke har movement ka track rakh rahi thi , aur sahi mauke ke talaash mein thi apne kaam ko anjaam dene ke liye . Teesri ore , "Zeenat " aur "Qureshi" ki entry hui mehfil mein , ab "Zeenat' ko pata tha ki plan execute kaise karna hai. "Qureshi' ko woh zid karne lagi ki "MASTERMIND" se mila de , toh "Qureshi" ne sahi waqt dekhkar "Zeenat" ko le gaya "MASTERMIND" ke paas , aur usne piche se awaaz di "jahaanpanah , zara iss sangi ko do baatein kehne ka muka mil sakta hai kya ? yeh sunn "MASTERMIND" piche ki ore mudew , toh jaisa description pehle bataya hubahu waise hi hai "MASTERMIND" ,lamba chauda , hattakatta, sir pe baal kum , lekin koi wrestler se kam nahi lag raha tha , aur waisi hi physique. "Qureshi' se toh far handsome la g raha tha "MASTERMIND", ek oomph factor tha unme jo bayaan- e - bahaar tha. Par kuch baaton ke baad "Zeenat" ko introduce karaya "Qureshi" ne , ab "mastermind' uske saamne khada tha aur usne "Zeenat" ka haath chuma aur uski taarif ki. Doosri taraf "Muraad" ki aankhen "MASTERMIND' ko dhoond rahi thi , toh wohapni nazre chaaro ore aur yahi karte waqt usne socha ki kyun na kisi ladki ki madad le li jaaye "MASTERMIND" ko dhoondne mein. yahi soch woh yunhi dusri taraf muda hi tha ki usne dekha ki ek ladki usse ek takk dekhi ja rahi  thi. "Muraad" dheere se uske taraf badh raha tha , aur uske karib pahuch gaya , woh ladki sharam ke maare maano kahin bhaag hi jaegi, "Muraad" ne uska haath piche se pakda, aur pucha ki kya woh usey "Akbar Alam" se milwa sakti hai, ispe woh ladki aur sharma gayi aur bola ji haan aap jinhe dhoond rahe hai woh mere abbu hai, yeh sunkar "Muraad" ki khushi ka thikana nahi raha, toh usne uss ladki ka naam puchte hue kaha, ki woh kaha mil sakti hai ? Ispe uss ladki ne bola ki uske abbu varanda mein kuch logo ke saath gappe lada rahe hai aur uska naam "Aaliya' hai , pura naam "Aaliya Alam" hai, "Muraad" janta tha ki ek yahi mohra hai jiske sahare woh "MASTERMIND" ko aasani se apne kaam ko anjaam de sakta hai. Ab isi beech "Muraad" ne apna plan shuru kar diya tha woh bilkul stranger ke tarah gaya "MASTERMIND" se milne aurjaisae hi pahuncha usne "MASTRMIND"ko uppar se niche pura nirikshan kar liya tha, aur usko kaisa counter attack ka plan bhi bana liya tha apne mastishq mein. Waha pahunvhkar uska khoon khaul raha tha par woh toh INDIAN ARMY isliye use apna kaam karna dimaag shaant karke apne objective poora karna tha ya fir kahe mission accomplish karna tha. Waha par usne unka haal chaal pucha aur unke bete ke janmadin ke liye shubkamnayein di. Ab itne logo mein "MASTERMIND" ne khyaal nahi kiya ki "Muraad' ek ajnabee tha , aur bina soche hi usey gala laga liya aur shkriya adha kiya , uss waqt fir "Muraad " ne apne gusse ko control kiya , warna agar woh dono akele hote toh abhi tak "Muraad' ne " MASTERMID" ka kaam tamam kar diya hota aur wahi dafna diya hota , ab woh bas "MASTERMIND" ke akele hone ka intezaar kar raha tha. "Ayesha" bhi sab par rakhi hui thi ki kab "MASTERMIND" thoda akela ko paya jaye toh  apna nishaana saadhkar "MASTERMIND" ka kaam tamam kiya jaaye. Ab sher teeno taraf se ghir chuka tha aur apne ghar mein fass chuka tha aur usey iss bat ki bhanak tak nahi thi, lekin phir bhi uski protection zabardast thi , kyunki sher ko bhi apni jaan pyaari hoti hai , isliye in teeno ko bahut chalaki se apne kaam ko anjaam dena hoga, ab issi beech "MASTERMIND" ko ek call ata hai aur dusre taraf se koi shayad unhe inform kar deta hai ki unki jaan shayad khatre mein pad sakti hai , aur unhe chaukanne rehne ki salah de raha tha , par "MASTERMIND" ne caller ki baat hasi mein uda diya aur kaha ki kisiko pata nahi ki woh kaha rehta hai , toh usey koi kaise attack karega , aur yeh bhi kaha ki allah unhe mehfoos rakhenge woh unki tension na le ,  aur bataaye ki kya haal chaal hai ? , yeh conversation sunkar "Muraad'  ko  thoda tension ho raha tha aur woh aur chaukanna ho gaya , par jab dekha ki woh matter ko maze mein le rahe the uska mann halka hua aur woh ab satark ho gaya aur mann mein thaan liya ki ab toh "MASTERMIND" ki khair nahi. Par thodi der mein kahase pata nahi par ek bullet aakar "MASTERMIND" ko lag hi jaati agar "Muraad' ne notice nhi kiya hota toh aur "MASTERMIND" ko kheech ke dusre taraf mud na gaya hota toh , aur iss dauraan goli "Muraad' ko chu kar nikal gayi , jisko "Mastermind' ne khyaal kiya aur usey dusra room mein le gaye apne saath , aur fatafat uski patti karne lage , saath hi apni praan bachane ke liye shukriya karne lagey , aur kaha ki woh agar na hota toh aaj "MASTERMIND" toh allah ko pyaare ho jata , ispe mann hi mann "Muraad" ne socha ki wohi toh karne ko usne chot khayi kyunki woh apne haatho se 'MASTERMIND" ko maut ke ghaat utaarna chahta tha. Isi beech "Muraad" ne puch hi dala ki koi kyun unpe attack karna chahega, ispe toh pehle "NASTERMIND" kuch bone se itra raha tha ,fir  kyunki "Muraad' ne unki jaan bachane ke liye goli khai thi aur socha unhe isse koi khatra toh hai nahi , tab kehna shuru kiya  ki bhai tumko shayad mere business nahi pata , toh suno yeh jo bomb blasts hue hai delhi mein aur baaki shehero mein woh sab mere hi order se hi hua hai, kyunki main inn hindustaniyo ko maarkar bada mazaa aata hai,yeh saale pakistaniyo ko anaab shanaab bolte hai aur samjhte hai ki khud hi sharif hai aur hum beimaan , bhut khoon kholta hai yeh sab sunn mera  isliye bhuto ko tapka daalta hoon , mujhe sach bolu toh jab inn logo ki  maut ki khabar milti hai tab mujhe aisA lagta hai ki duniya se kuch nasamhjo ko meri madad se allah apne paas bula lete hai, aur yahi log hi hume majboor karte hai terrorism karne ko , phir bhi aa jatehai hai marne ko. Yeh sunkar "Muraad" toh ussi waqt usse maar deta par socha ki uski khabar ko sach karne ka waqt aa gaya hai. Isi beech "Zeenat' ne inn dono ko jab "MASTERMIND" zakhmi "Muraad"  ko room mein le ja rahe the tab inn dono ko usne dekh liya tha. Toh woh "Qureshi" ke saath washroom jaane ke bahane usey washroom tak usey saath vchalne ko kaha aur jaise hi woh phuche "Zeenat" ne usko bhi andar kheech liya aur intimate signals dete huye  aur humara " Qureshi" waha apne aapko sambhal nahi paya , aakhirkaar "Zeenat" ke liye woh paagal tha . Toh dono hi washroom mein the aur washroom "MASTERMIND" ke room se bikul nazdeek tha i mean ekdum chipki hui thi . Isme "Zeenat" ko information  ya 'Muraad' se jo bhi baat uss room mein ho rahi ho rahi thi woh clearly usse sunayi pad raha tha aur samjhne mein koi dikkat bhi nahi ho rahi thi , aur waisa hi sochkar "Zeenat" ne washroom lock kar liya aur waha woh aur "Qureshi" apni intimacy enjoy kar rahe they , atleast "Qureshi" toh enjoy kar hi raha tha , aur "Zeenat bhi cooperate karte huye apna dhyaan "MASTERMIND" ke baaton pe hi fixed rakhi hui thi. Ab iss hamle se "MASTERMIND" toh tension se purey pasina se bheeg chuke they, uppar se A.C. toh chal raha tha par usmein bhi pasine ruk nahi raha tha "MASTERMIND" ka, toh "Muraad" ne unko relax karne ko kaha aur khidkiya khol di . Ab  pehli goli jo "Muraad" ko lagi , woh "Ayesha" ki rifle se chali thi, par galti se "Muraad" ko goli lag jaati hai. Saamne building mein "Ayesha" full focus lagaye usi khidki ke taraf ekk takk dekh rahi thi. Ab "Muraad" ne haav dekha na taav aur woh "MASTERMIND" pe goli chalane wala tha , usi waqt uska call baja aur dusri taraf se usko puri jaankari di gayi baaki do logo ke baare mein, yeh sunn uska josh aur badh gaya ab woh maar hi dalta "MASTERMID" ko , ki dusri taraf "Zeenat" ne "Qureshi" ko intimacy ke dauraan injection ke zariye uske sharir mein zeher inject kar diya , jisse uski sang sang maut ho gayi , aur isne wohi usey ek goodbye kiss dekar "Qureshi" ka chapter fully close kar diya. Dusri taraf "Ayesha' bilkul taiyaar thi , tabhi usne dekha ki "Muraad" ne usko dekhliya aur woh usse wahi shoot kar deti , par tab usne dekha ki "Muraad" usko kuch dikha raha tha , usne jab binoculars se dekha tab woh INDIAN ARMY ka badge tha aur woh samajh gayi ki woh INDIAN ARMY se tha , aur unn dono ka laskhya ek hi tha . Ab woh aaram se tamasha dekhne lagi. Aur issi beech "Zeenat" andar ghusi chali aayi aur aisa dhong karne lagi ki woh jaise dekhne aayi ho  goli ki awaaz sunkar ,ki "MASTERMIND" thik hai ki nhi kahi unhe koi haani toh nahi pahuchi ,tab "MASTERMIND" ne kaha ki unhe bachate bachate iss naujawaan "Muraad" ko goli lag gayi , warna aaj agat yeh na hota toh woh toh allah ko pyaare ho jaate. Yeh sunkar usko aur gussa badh gaya aur woh toh "Muraad" ko wahi maar dalti , par bahgwaan ka lakh shukar hai ki "Muraad" ko khabar mil gayi thi baaki dono ke baare mein , toh "Zeenat' ke haav bhav dekh kar usey pehle shaq tha fir confirm ho gaya ki ho na ho wohi woh dono mein se ek hogi  tab isi beech "Zeenat" ke pocket se ATS [cYBER CELL] ka id card gir gaya aur turant usey "Muraad" ne usey uthakar uthakar de diya isse pehle "MASTERMIND" usey dekh leta. Aur taaki "Zeenat" bhi jaan sake ki "Muraad" INDIAN ARMY se hai toh usne apne aapko usi jagah dobaar achot lagaya aur girne ka naatak kiya aur apna badge gira diya , jisko "Zeenat" ne dekh liya aur usko sab samajh aa gaya tha, aur first aid lene ke bahaane se "Muraad" ne usko khidki ke paaswale drawer se first aid box lane ko bheja , jaise woh phuchi usne "Ayesha" ko dekha rifle liye bilkul taiyaar , usko pura plan samajh aa gaya tha aur usne bhi "Muraad" ke hi tarah "Ayesha" ko apna id card dikha diya tha. Ab teeno ready the , teeno ne allah ko yaad kiya,aur countdown shuru ho gaya, niche toh sabko har team ke logo ne baaton mein uljha rakha tha , aur yeh log bhi guests ke tarah hi ghus aaye the mehfil mein . Uppar "Zeenat" ne jaise hi first aid karna shuru kiya tab woh samajh gaya tha ki "Zeenat" uske taraf attract ho rahi thi, aur usne isika mauka uthaya aur usle saath intimacy karni shuru kar di jispar "Zeenat" hairaan ho gayi aur "MASTERMIND" ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya kare, tabhi "Muraad" ne uske saath zabardasti karne ka jhuta naatak shuru kar diya aur woh samjh gyi thi ki yeh plan ka hissa tha , toh woh naatak asli lagey isliye woh "Muraad" se door jane ki koshish karne lagi par "Muraad" bhi kuvh kum toh tha nahi usne wapis aur zor se usey apni ore khichna shuru kiya,aur yeh dekh "MASTERMIND" ne "Zeenat" ko bachane ki koshish karne laga  aur bas yahi tha perfect moment aur khidki ke lagbhaag saamne hi khade the "MASTERMIND" ab isi khichatani mein bina waqt gawaye ayesha ne aim fix kiya aur fire kar diya aur rifle mein silencer fit rehne ke wajah se koi shor bhi nahi hua aur laga toh laga pura headshot , 1 second mein kahaani khatam. Ab yaha do baatein proof ho gayi ki "MASTERMIND" confusion mein marra aur inn logo ne usey uske ghar mein ghus kar uska kaam tamam kar dala. Terrorism ka "MASTERMIND" ab allah ko puri tarah pyaar ho chuka tha aur kisko kaano kaano kaan khabar bhi nahi hui . Ab yeh teeno apne teams ko lekar waha se aaram se nikal padi. Arthaat yeh mission pure teams ke effort ki success reult thi , aur iska shray ya credit all 3 heads aur unke pure teams ke joint effort ko jaata hai. Uss raat ke baad woh log Karachi emein kabhi fir dikhayi nahi diye aur koi unhe thik se janta bhi nahi tha isliye kisika shaq unpar gaya hi nahi, toh karachi ke logo ke liye "MASTERMIND" ki maut ej rahsya banke reh gayi. Fir agle din IB, ATS, INDIAN ARMY , heads apne apne teams ke saath INDIA wapis laut aayi aur congratulate kiya ek dusre ko , aur saath hi apne apne departments ke hero bann gaye. -x-

[msourabh]

Good morning sweetheart 💖

Cutie your smile is cute as you are, listen m on the way pls do me a favour...i will wait in near coffee shop wahi aa jana pls bahane se itne dur se milne aa rha hu to itni si koshish aap bhi kar lena ....I will reach there around 1.30

Have a beautiful day my darling ❤️

[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Aww, poor Gauri doing hisaab. 😢

Omg…….galti se Omkara!! Haha, Queenie subconsciously knows super sardar is her hujband! 😂😂😂 😂😂😂

Lol, Omkara Dilpreet ki hawaiyan udd gayi hain 😂😂😂

Is Gauri so disillusioned with Omkara that even with all the indications, she thinks it can’t be him? I mean I thought it was stupid of Gauri not to recognize him, but like, is she in denial? Maybe in her gut, she knows, but just can’t to accept it, cause why would the guy who called her gandi, giri hui, ghinoni aurat come back to her?

Lol, Omkara Dilpreet and his ghatiya sher. 😂😂

Aww man, Omkara Dilpreet trying to make Gauri laugh is what I’m here for. 💝 💝

Gauri’s like, lol, imma be cray, itni ghatiya shayri karne wale Omkaraji nahi ho sakte. As if uski purani shayari kisi k palle padti thi. 😹

Damn, Richa’s a good friend y'all.

Gauri’s like lol don’t challenge me.

Ab Omkara will see what a DabangRi his wife is.

Omg Omkara k absence me bhi passive aggressive comments!!! Yay! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

But aww, Queenie, don’t be sad bro. 😢 😢

Gauri still has full faith in her Shankarji and herself though. What a Queen! 👸👸👸💝

Aww, I like this faith having Omkara. Pehle kahan tha? The more I see Dilpreet, the more I want to hold on to him and never let go. Gosh, Dilpreet is legit so much better than Omkara.

Omg omkara kitni bhook lagti hai tujhe? Abhi toh khana khaya tha. 😐😐😐

Isko kis kaam pe lagna hai? Is he gon help her out? By ordering a million idol clothes? Ok, I know all my headcanons can’t come true. But I still want heer toh badi sad hai.🤣🤣🤣

Wtf, abhi maine idol clothes bola and now look at Gauri sewing then furiously!! Is my headcanon hon come true? 😏😏😏

OMFG IT DID!!! I bet Omkara had something to do with this. My prediction came true bahahahhahhaha😎😎😎😎😎

Gauri’s like mom pls, you don’t understand queenie ki maaya, 100 kya main toh 10000 chunniyan bana lungi, woh bhi aadhi raat me. 😎😎😎

Hahhaha, Gauri’s so annoyed with Omkara Dilpreet lol.

Hain, Dilpreetji’s nowhere to be found.

Gauri you may have ocd, which is fine, but um, don't touch a strangers stuff?

Hahhaha, it’s that card k chithde.

Baal baal bacha liya Omkara Dilpreet. 😌😌😌😌😌😌

Lmaooo, Omkara’s so bad at this 😂😂😂😂😂

Good save though. 👍👍👍👍👍

Lol OM k servants kaha they jo waha bhi Gauri se hi kaam karwata tha? Pura fayda uthaya meri Gauri ka. 😢

Aww, he can’t eat without her. 💝

LOL. He scared her again, poor Gauri lmao. 😂😂😂

Honestly, if someone did that to me, I’d have slapped them without dekhing any aav ya taav. Don’t be scaring me bish!

Is he gon help her out? Man, that’s so cute. 😊😊😊😊

Omkara’s like hum kisi se kam nahi 😂😂😂

“Yeh toh sab main biwi k liye hi kar raha hun”

😊😊😊😊💝💝💝💝

God, you guys, Shrenu’s so pretty. Her 100 watt ki smile is just…. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I don’t know how I feel about this song……but it is better than mere sawalon ka jawab do. Lol. 😣😣😣

I guess it is apt though? Tu hai toh I’ll be all right.

Hahaha he’s so proud lmaoo. 😂😂😂😂

Look at his dopey smile. Lmao. What a cute puppy! 😚😚😚

Shit Omkara, easy bro. Dupatta phad hi dega kya?😧😧😧😧. Haath batana hai, kam bhadana nahi hai. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lmaooo and it flew in the air! 😂

And down it goes on their sar. 😂😂😂

Gauri k expressions se lag raha hai omkara ka bhanda jaldi phootne wala hai. 😓😓

Aww @Omkara Dilpreet pakding his kaan in sorry though. Whadda cutie! 😚😚

I know logic nahi lagana chahiye but Omkara Dilpreet’s tattoo’s so in your face, how has Gauri not recognised it yet? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Heck, why hasn’t he tried to hide it? Aur kuch nahi toh apni sleeves hi neeche pull karleta. 😐😐😐😐😐

Oh, shit she pricked her finger again. Today’s not a good day for Gauri. 😖😖😖😖😖

Omkara’s concern for Gauri warms the cockles of my cold dead heart though. 💖💖💖💖

And she noticed it too. Hmmmm ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Aww puppies feel sleepy! 💕

Omfg, what is this white suit guy? Dafuq? Ugh, I don’t even want to know. Ffwding. ⏩⏩⏩

Ugh, look at babies sleeping. Aren’t they adorable? 😍😍😍😍

OMG THIS IS MY FAVE HINDI SERIAL TROPE OF ALL TIME. GOD, I LOVE IT.

The girl sleeping on the guy's shoulder, guy wakes up dheere dheere, notices the girl, niharofies her tenderly, sees her waking up and pretends to be asleep. Gahh, I just love it so much. 💕💕💕

Also, call back to Chulbul times when Gauri was sleeping next to Omkara and asked Shankarji to make all her mornings like that? I am digging these parallels. 😃

Gauri is like 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 wtf did I just do?? Ghor paap! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Is this why she was apologizing to Shankarji in the bts?

Lmaoo, is this why she calls him bhai?

Yes, it is. Man, Gauri’s so pure. Sigh. 😢💕💕💕

“hamari zindagi me hamare pati k ilawa aur kisi k liye bhi koi jagah nahi hai”

Gosh, til til k Omkara’s gon die finding out just how pure his Gauri is. 😢

Chalo, he realizes what a Lucky ass he is. Lmaoo.

Lol she told him dur rahiye 😂😂😂

He looks so sad tho. poor bbby, but this is all yo fault.

Damn, ek aur teer straight to Omkara’s heart. Omkara ko chod diya but passive aggressiveness nahi chodi. I love you, my petty queen. 😭😭😭😭

I know she isn’t really being petty……but let me live ok. 🙄

“Na ji na, o Bhai ni, aap fraand keh do, rishtedar keh do, padosi keh do, kirayedar keh do, jo bhi kehna hai keh do bas bhai na kehna”

LMFAO @ Omkara’s reaction at being called her “bhai”. Gosh, this is golden. ROFLLLLL.

“Time toh dekho, *taps his bare wrist* time hi nahi mere paas.”

LMFAOOO I’m dead. DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂

[australian-desi]

IPKKND 3 - Episode 3: Friendship with Advay cancelled, Now Miku is my new best friend

This episode made me feel for Advay but he’s still a creep

Is that Advay’s long lost brother? The parallel between Ram - Laxman and Ram - Bharat is heavily implied

yep the flashback proves that he is and he is such a cutie

Lipstick maasi is a colossal idiot, I have no idea why badi jiji even deals with her shit

Meeku is actually amazing, just confusing people and eating free food #JustMeekuThings

Badi Jiji is 200% done with her sisters

I know Lisptick Maasi’s name is Kajal, but imma still call her Lipstick Maasi

Meeku is Advay’s no. 1 fan after knowing him for 5 minutes

Lol at least someone enjoys your company Advay

White people be like ‘dafuq she on about’

YASSSS MY QUEEN, TELLLL HIMMMM, SHOWW HIM HE AIN’T THE ONLY EDUCATED LAUNDA HERE

“Bado ko aap kehte hai” wow itni jaldi bata diya? wow my buoy, at least you don’t backstab

Advay Singh Raizada can you not see how much anxiety she has, kindly stop harassing her and go harass badi jiji

MATE FUCK OFF ABOUT HER CHEHRE AND ALL, YOU KNEW HER 16 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS LIKE 8

Chandni is my queen and deserves to be protected at all costs

Can’t read in hindi so I don’t know what this note says

I’m going to take a wild guess, probably something like, “I know what you did last summer”

Ohhh, so Advay didn’t even send this, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THESE SISTERS FUCKED OVER???

Love how he got rid of the 300 guards #amaze

So we have some proper setting Chandni’s dupatta on fire action 

#JustYourAverageWednesday

#JustAdvayTings

Thankfully she took her dupatta off

YOU ARE FULLY COVERED THAT DUPATTA WAS ONLY HIDING ONE ARM

I am honestly done with Tellywood heroines feeling naked when they don’t have a dupatta

“Binna duppatte ke tum ziada acchi lagti ho”

Aur bina mooh khole tum bhi ziada acche lagte ho 

Honestly Chandni, just run away, none of these people deserve you

STOP USING DIALOGUES FROM THE FIRST SEASON I LOSE FOCUS AND JUST THINK OF SANAYA

“badtameezi toh maine abhi shuru bhi nahi ki, Khushi Kumari Gupta”

THANKS TO THE OG RABBA VE PLAYING I’M NOW IMAGINING ARNAV CARRYING KHUSHI FROM THE CONSTRUCTION SITE WHEN SHE FAINTS AFTER FIGHTING HIM

He even moves her hair the same way and everything

please for the love of god create a new soundtrack

Badi Jiji’s face is like should’ve fucking set this one on fire rather than Advay’s mother

Advay, hunny, I need you to please rationally think this through, she was like 8, she didn’t even know what she was doing

Additonal thoughts: so far I think that Advay’s father was the mahint and thus why Advay did the maha aarthi and Chandni was his family friend. Chandni’s mother wanted her family to be the mahint and show she killed Advay’s parents and his mother got killed, because of Chandni saying “I saw her flying” and the society thinks she’s a witch and burns her alive. Advay then tries to escape with his brother but Chandni also tells the goons where he went, and therefore he feels she betrayed him.....

..... Even though she was 8 years old and probably didn’t know what she was doing/saying

However, after what he has been through, anyone would go a bit mental and crazy so I’m not going to blame him for that, but, having said that as an adult, he should’ve been able to seen who is really here to blame, not Chandni, but rather her mother and her maasis

[tellytantra]

It Was A Sunday Morning And Sonakshi Was Running Here And There Behind Two Naughty Kids Inside The Devakshi Villa "Devansh!" "Suhana!" She Shouted On Top Of Her Lungs"Finish Your Breakfast Fast,Or Else I Won't Allow Both Of You To Watch TV,Or Play Video Games For Whole One Week!Understood?"Sonakshi Threatened Her 5 Year Old Twins Who Were Not Having Their Breakfast"No!We Will Not Eat."They Said In Unison"Dev!Just Look At Them,They Never Listen To Me. It's All Your Fault. You Have Completely Spoiled Them !"Sonakshi Complained To Her Husband,Tired Of Screaming On Their Children.Dev Who Was Engrossed In Reading The Newspaper First Looked Up At His Wife's Frustrated And Angry Face And Then At His Children's Gloomy Faces"What Is My Fault In All This?They Are Stubborn Just Like You."He Said And Shrugged His Shoulders"What Did You Say???I Am Stubborn?"Sonakshi Asked In A Shocked ToneDev Sighed And Folded The Newspaper And Kept It On The Dining Table"Hey My Little Chipmunks What Happened?Why Are My Babies Sad?"Dev Asked In A Sweet Voice "Daddy, Last Week Mommy Promised Us That We All Will Go On A Picnic Today But Now She Is Denying. Devansh Said And Both He And Suhana Pulled Out A Perfect Pout"Sonakshi?What's This You Never Told Me About This. If You Have Promised Them That We Will Go On A Picnic Then We Will Go Why Are You Saying No To The Kids Now?"Dev Asked"Dev Last Week I Didn't Know About Your Australia Tour Na! Your Flight Is Tomorrow And If We Will Go For A Picnic Today Then You Will Become Tired And It Will Be Not Good For Your Health."Sonakshi Explained"So What?For Me,Your And My Kid's Happiness Is Most Important.I Can't See Them Like This."Dev Said"So My Chipmunks Get Ready We Are Going On A Picnic!"Dev Said In An Excited Voice And The Kids Jumped On Him With Happiness And Showered Him With KissesSonakshi Smiled Looking At Her FamilyShe Felt Like The Luckiest Girl On Earth To Be Blessed With A Loving And Caring Husband Like Dev And These Two Beautiful Babies. "Yayaya!Daddy Is The Best."The Children Ran Into Their Room To Get Ready Screaming And Squealing In Joy"So,Mrs Sonakshi Dev Dixit Now It's Your Turn To Kiss Me." Dev Said With A Naughty Smirk When He Was Assured that both of them were Alone."Shameless!"She Said Blushing"What?I Am Taking You All For A Picnic Doesn't I Deserve A Thank You Kiss?"Dev Said Leaning Forward And Sonakshi Did The Same And Now Their Lips Were Only An Inch Apart When She Backed Off And Kissed Him On His Right Cheek And Then Quickly Ran Inside The Kitchen To Prepare Some Food For Their Picnic.Dev Smiled At His Wife's Antics And Went Into The Kid's RoomHe Entered The Room To Find Both The Kids Fighting Over A ToyHe Shook His Head In Amusement And Cleared His Throat To Make An Announcement"Ok Babies Listen To Daddy Very Carefully"Their Eyes Became Big And They Stopped Fighting In The Midway,And Now Both Were Curious To Know What Announcement Their Daddy Was Going To Make"Yesh Dad What Happened?"They Both Asked "It's Something Very Important Babies."He Said In A Serious Tone"Come Here!"He Bent And Told His Kids To Come Close,and The Kids Brought Their Ears Close To Their Daddy's Lips To Hear What He Was Going To SayHe Said Something In Their Ears With A Mischievous Smile And The Kids Giggled After Listening To Their Father's Instructions So Is It Clear My Dear Chipmunks?Dev AskedAye Aye Captain!The Children Said In UnisonDev Smiled And Kissed Both His Bundles Of JoyAfter Dev's Session Of Exclusive Instructions Was Finished,He Asked The Kids To Finish Their Packing And Went Outside The RoomIn The Kitchen sonakshi Was Preparing Sandwiches, Burgers And Tasty French Fries For The Kids And Special Bengali Payesh(Kheer) Specially For DevHe Loves The Kheer She Makes.She Was Smiling Thinking About The First Time When She Prepared Payesh For Him.She Was Hell Nervous Whether He Would Like It Or Not.Her Memory Went Back To That Day"Dev,Aaj Na Maine Aapke Liye Apne Haatho Se Payesh Banaya Hai.Ye Meri Ma Ki Khud Ki Recipie Hai.Taste Karke Bataiye Na Kaisa Bana Hai."Sonakshi Said Fidgeting With Her Dupatta With Nervousness Written All Over Her Face"Hmmm!Tumne Banaya Hai?Tab To Ruko Mai Apna Health Insurance Ka Status Check Kar Leta Hun."He Joked Earning A Punch On His Arms From Sona.He Took A Spoonful Of Payesh In His Mouth And Started Chewing It And Sona Could See His Facial Expressions Changing As If He Is Going To ChokeShe Was Anxiously Waiting For His Reply.After Finishing The First Morsel Dev Looked Towards Her And Said "Sona,Ye Kya Banaya Hai Tumne?Na To Chawal Theek Se Paka Hai Aur Na Hi Ye Meetha Hai.Tum Please Cook Na Hi Kiya Karo!"And After Hearing This Tears Started Brimming In Her Eyes And She Said "I Am Sorry Dev,Mai Bhi Na Paagal Hun Mujhe Pehle Hi Samajh Jaana Chahiye Tha Ki Cooking Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai" With This She Started To Take Away The Bowl To Throw It In The DustbinSuddenly Dev Started Laughing Loudly And She Gave Him A Puzzled Look.He Came Near Her And Wiped Her Tears And Took Her Hands In His And Said "Socho Agar Mai Waisa Wala Husband Hota To?"She Wanted To Bang His Head Somewhere That Day But Then Ended Up Kissing Him When He Genuinely Appreciated Her Cooking And Told Her That He Loved The PayeshShe Came Out Of Her Thoughts When She Felt A Tug On Her Dupatta.She Turned Around Only To Be Welcomed With The Cutest Sight Of Her Life, Both Devansh And Suhana Were Holding One-one Corner Of Her Dupatta With A Cute Pout On Their FacesShe Knew Exactly What They Were Here For"No One Loves Me!They Only Love Their Dad."She Said Faking To Be Sad "Anyways Mom Is Always The Bad One Na That's Why She Is Cooking The Items Which Devansh And Suhana Doesn't Like" She Said Stifling Her SmileThe Kid's Eyes Grew Wide"Mom You Are The Besht Mom Of This World! Isn't It Suhana?"Devansh Quickly Said In Order Please His Mom"Yesh Mom." She Noded Her Head!"And You Are The Besht Cook Alsho.You Make So Yummy Sandwiches And Burgers."Suhana Said In A Very Sincere Manner"We Love You Sooo Much!!"They Both Said"Really?And How Much?"Sonakshi Asked Trying Hard Not To Smile"Thi...S Much!"They Both Spread Their Hands Wide And Joined Them Showing How Much They Love Their MomSonakshi Was Smiling Wide Now "How Adorable You Two Are!" She Said In AweBoth Devansh And Suhana's Lips Broke Into Wide Smiles Showing Their Teeth"Come Here!" Sonakshi Picked Both Of Them One By One And Made Them Sit On The Kitchen CountertopThey Both Were Surprised To See All Their Favourite Food Items In Plates Sonakshi Gave Them A Smirk And Both Of Them Showerd Her With Kisses And Then They Ran Of To Pack Their ToysSonakshi Was Getting Ready In Their BedroomShe Was Wearing Jeans And A Silk KurtiShe Was Applying Lipstick When Dev Came And Hugged Her From Back"Wow Kya Baat Hai! My Wify Is Looking Very Beautiful."He Said In A Husky VoiceSonakshi Blushed Her Cheeks Were Adorned With A Light Shade Of RedThank You My Dear Hubby." She Said Turing Towards Him And Wrapped Her Arms Around His Shoulder He Bent Forward And Claimed Her Lips In A Long And Passionate Kiss"I Don't Want To Get Late For The Picnic!" She Winked And Ran Outside The Room As Soon As They Broke Apart Before Dev Could Proceed FurtherDev Smiled And Followed Her.In The Drawing room They Saw That Devansh And Suhana Were Trying To Lift The Picnic Basket With Their Little Hands.They Were In Awe But Sonakshi Quickly Went And Took The Basket In Her Hands"My Cutie Pies Thank You So Much For Your Help Dear But Its Very Heavy You Both Won't Be Able To Lift It." She Said And Dropped Kisses On Their HeadsDev Went Towards The Main Door And Shouted "Common My Three Musketeers Lets Get Going Or Else We Will Get Late!""Aye Aye Captain." Sonakshi And The Kids Said In Unison And Followed Dev Towards The Car, Dev And The Kids Kept The Baskets In The Car While Sona Locked The House.Then They Drove Off For Their Picnic With Happiness On Their Faces Dev Was Driving The Car And The Kids Were Sitting On The Back Seat Playing With Each OtherWhile Sonakshi Was Sitting Beside Dev And She Was Getting Very Bored."Dev I Am Getting Bored!" Sonakshi Said &Pouted"What Can I Do About It My Love??"Dev Asked"Umm How About If We Play Antakshari?" Sonakshi Suggested"Nooo!!"The Kids Shouted Suddenly Who Were Earlier Engrossed In PlayingSonakshi Was Taken Aback At Their Sudden Scream"Woahh What Was That?"Sonakshi Asked In A Surprised Tone"Nothing Shona, Its Just That The Kids Have Decided That We Will Play Antakshari On The Picnic Spot Only. Isnt It Babies??" Dev Said And Turned Towards The Kids And Winked At Them"Ye..Yesh Mom!!Exactly,It Will Be Fun. Isn't It Daddy?"The Kids Said"Yesh!! And I Will Be Able To Dance There Alsho" Suhana Said In Holding The Frills Of Her Frock"Ok,Baba As You All Say." Sonakshi Said Sadly And Reclined Her Head Comfortably To Have A Nap."Sonakshi?Sonakshi?Wake Up Sleepyhead. We Have Reached On The Picnic Spot." Dev Tried Waking Up His Wife From Her Beauty Sleep"Umm,Hum Pahuch Gaye Kya?" Sonakshi Said Rubbing Her Eyes"Yes My Love,Aur Dekho Baccho Ne To Poora Setup Bhi Laga Liya." He Said Pointing Towards The Kids Who Were Almost Done With Arranging The Things At The Perfect Spot Which Their Father Had Selected.Sonakshi Stepped Out Of The Car And Was Awestruck To See The Beautiful Scenery Before Her Eyes.The Sight Of Lush Green Grass In Front A Beautiful Lake,Which Was Shining Like A Diamond Due To The Sun Rays Falling On It Was Something To Behold For A Lifetime."Oh My God Dev,This Is So Beautiful!!" She Complimented Her Husband's Choice And Hugged Him"Do You Like It?"Dev Inquired"I Love It."She Replied With A Huge Smile"Mamma!Papa?Aap Dono Waha Kyu Khade Ho?Come Let's Play"Devansh And Suhana Held Sona And Dev's Hand Respectively And Dragged Them To Play With Them.Soon They Were Playing Hide And Seek TogetherThen After Sometime They Got Hungry And Jumped On The Tasty Food Items Which Sonakshi Had Prepared.After Satisfying Their Hungry Stomach They Were Thinking What To Do Next."Hey Guys!Let's Play Antakshari Now." Sonakshi Said Happily After Thinking Sometime.The Father And The Kids Trio Looked At Each Other's Face Knowing That This Time Sona Wouldn't Let It Go So They Had To Agree."Hey Sona Look There!"Dev Said Pointing His Finger In AirSona Turned To Look At That Direction But Found Nothing She Turned Back And Gave Him A 'are You Mad Look'"Oh No You Missed It, That Was A Very Beautiful Bird."Said Dev Sensing Her Trail Of Thoughts"Leave It."She SaidLet's Start With The Game Guys" With This She Started The Famous "Baithe-baithe Kya Kare Karna Hai Kuch Kaam Shuru Karo Antakshari Lekar Prabhu Ka Naam."Sona Recited The Lines And It Was Her Turn To Sing First.She Started Singing And Her Three Audiences Were Swaying Their Heads With Closed Eyes As If They Were Drowned In The Melody Of Her Singing.Suddenly Something Striked Her. She Stopped Singing But They Didn't Stop Swaying Their Heads.This Made Her Suspicious, She Stood Up And Tip Toed Towards Dev And Patted His ShoulderHe Opened His Eyes And Looked Up To See Her Giving A 'what's Going On Here?' Look"Woh We... Actually..."He Fumbled And Elbowed Devansh Who Was Sitting Beside Him Who In Turn Patted Suhana's Shoulder Asking Her To Open Her EyesNow All Three Of Them Were Looking At Sonakshi With A Horrified Face.Sonakshi Bent Down And Removed The Ear Plugs From Their Ears One By One And Threw Them Away.They Were Still Scared Of Sonakshi's Reaction,But Then Sonakshi Started Laughing Whole HeartedlyHearing Her Laughing The Three Of Them Sighed In Relief"Mamma?Aap Humpe Gussa Nahi Ho?"Meri Koi Fault Nahi Hai Mamma. Wo To Daddy Ne Hume Special Warning Di Thi Aapki Singing Ke Baare Me Aur Earplugs Bhi Lene Ko Bola."Devansh Blurted The Truth CutelyShe Picked Him Up In Her Lap And Kissed Him "No My Dear!Mumma Aap Logo Se Gussa Nahi Hai. Mumma Ko Pata Hai That Mamma Is A Bad Singer But You Know Na Jab Aap Log Aisi Cute Antics Karte Ho To Mumma Ko Kitni Happiness Milti Hai,That's Why Mumma Ne Jaan Bhooj Kar Ye Sab Kiya."She ConfessedAnd All Of Them Burst Out Laughing"Oh! To Meri Ma Se Unka Beta Cheen Kar Yaha Khushiya Mana Rahi Ho Tum!" Came A Rude CommentThey Looked Up To Find Neha Standing There With Her Second Husband Rohit"Neha Tum?"Dev And Sona Said In A Shocked Tone"Han Bhai Main. Kyu Khushi Nahi Hui Apni Behen Ko Dekhkar? Aur Hogi Bhi Kyu Biwi Ke Ghulam Jo Ban Gaye Ho Aap." Neha Taunted Looking At Sonskshi"Neha!!!" Dev Shouted"Apna Muh Band Rakh. Meri Biwi Se Aise Baat Karne Ka Koi Haq Nahi Banta Tujhe. Us Ghar Se,Ma Se Alag Hone Ka Faisla Mera Tha Kisi Ne Bhi Mujhe Force Nahi Kiya. Aur Rahi Baat Ma Ki To Mai Abhi Bhi Apne Bete Hone Ka Farz Bhoola Nahi Hun. Uski Har Zaroorat Ko Poora Karna,Uski Sehat Ka Khyaal Rakhna,Usse Milna Ye Sab Aaj Bhi Karta Hun Mai.""Aaj Mai Agar Alag Hun To Sirf Uski Apni Insecurity Ki Wajah Se,Usne Kabhi Sona Ko Samjha Hi Nahi,Use Apnaya Hi Nahi. Uske Pota Poti Bhi Usse Har Hafte Milte Hai Maine Usse Uska Koi Haq Nahi Cheena. Aur Main Bhi Usse Yahi Ummeed Karta Tha Ki Wo Mujhse Meri Khushi Meri Sona Ko Mujhse Alag Na Kare. Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya Ab Hum Sab Apni Chhoti Si Duniya Me Bahut Khush Hai. Isse Pehle Ki Mai Kuch Aisa Waisa Bol Dun Aur Tujhe Bura Lag Jaye Tu Chali Ja Yaha Se" Dev Vented Out His FrustrationAfter Hearing This Neha Was Going To Retort But His Husband Took Her Away From There Understanding The Seriousness Of The SituationHe Turned Back Only To Find Sonakshi In Tears. His Heart Broke. He Can't See Her PainHe Gently Held Her Hands And Made Her Look Into His Eyes And Gave A Slight Nod Gesturing Her To Speak"Dev Aap Jaante Hai Na Maine Kabhi Bhi Aapko Ma Se Alag Nahi Karna Chaha. Mai Waise Ladki Nahi Hun Dev,Mai To Sabke Saath Miljulkar Rehna Chahti Thi But..."Shh...Chup Ho Jao Sona." Dev Said Before She Could Complete Her Sentence"Jo Kuch Bhi Hua Usme Tumhari Koi Galti Nahi Hai,Samjhi Tum?"Apne Aap Ko Doshi Samajhna Band Kar Do.""Us Din Agar Ma Ne Wo Prenup Ke Papers Mujhe Na Diye Hote To Mai Kabhi Unke Andar Tumhare Liye Jo Nafrat Hai Use Kabhi Samajh Hi Nahi Paata""Us Din Unhone Mujhe Unke Aur Tumhare Beech Me Kisi Ek Ko Chose Karne Ko Bola. Tabhi Mai Samajh Gaya Ki Hum Teeno Ek Chhat Ke Neeche Kabhi Bhi Ek Saath Nahi Reh Sakte."He Wiped Her Tears And Said "I Am Glad That I Chose You. Look We Are A Complete Family Now."He Spread His Arms And Both The Kids Ran And Hugged Him And Their MomDev Said "Our Family Is Perfect!" "Just Perfect"Added Devansh And Suhana Happily.Sonakshi Smiled And Thanked God For Blessing Her With Such Loving People In Her Life And Prayed To Keep Any Evil Eye Far Away From Her Family.                        The End Writer: DevakshiLover

http://jodifiction.blogspot.com/2019/07/devakshi-os-our-perfect-family-dev.html

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda ep 3 lb

dj is me. so easily bribed with pizza.

lmao she’s sooooooo cute.

"aap kyun tension le rahi hain, meri behen toh khud chaar-paanch bando pe bhaari hai!”

i love how jiya’s bad bitch status is so firmly established in this household.

lmaoooooooo kinza’s reaction makes me lol every time. she really is from another planet compared to these karachi waale pagal.

pfffffffffft, yasir ne bas LSE ka prospectus ratta hua hai. who the fuck talks like this about a college they’ve personally been to?

ouff jiyaaaaa, so easily you fell for his palmistry bs.

aur is khabees ko dekho, kaise zoom maar maar ke photo kheench raha hai.

haaaayye arsal, dj isn’t even here, why are you taana maarofying him!

LOL PLAN TOH TERA HI HAI, AB KYUN YASIR PE BHADAK RAHA HAI KE USNE TERI BIWI KA HAATH PAKDA????

gosh, remember HOW well naeema-shahana used to get along? the show really blew that up to bitssssssssss. i know that they got back together in the last ep, but it still makes me sad how others really fucked that relationship up for a while.

ugh y dis fucker SO CUTE????????? i wanna spread him on a piece of toast and just eatttttttt him upppppppp.

sherry’s very ok with marrying some rando chick he’s never even seen or talked to. like.... ffs.

jiya please! stop confiding in this kinza meesni! she’s so chock full of negative vibes. 

lmao jiya is as impressed with arsal’s mba as i am. which is NOT AT ALL.

notice that jiya isn’t saying that haan main le loongi talaaq.

lol idhar kis baat ki payment ho rahi hai?

arsal beta, tu kaunsa mazdoori kar ke kamaata hai yeh paise, ki tu isko paison ki ehmiyat sikha raha hai????

LMAO I LOVE THESE TWO IDIOTS SO MUCH. HE WAS SO MAD AT DJ, PAR SELFIE MEIN TASHAN KI KOIIIIIIIII KAMI NAHI.

i love naeema’s bitch faces sooooooo much. really and truly!

bless nazaakat’s heart for always siding with jiya first.

NAEEMA IS SO DAMN SCARY JFC.

oh godddddddddd jhaapad time.

lmaoooooooooo nazaakat ke dramay and the way he swoooooned.

why is applying for a scholarship a bad thing???????

oh shit joota haath mein, run jiya run!

jfc the slapping!

lolololol this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

OMFG NAEEMA STOP SLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!11

betaaaaaaji, kuch hi dino mein tu entirely different reason ke liye aise hi apne dil ko pakde ghoomega. tab dekhungi tujhe!

hahahahahahhaha jalal phupa’s face.

“woh kaunsi movie thi, woh kitne aadmi the?” “kidhar??????” “wohi, gabbar waali.” “hum dushman mulk ka phillum nahi dekhta.”

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

lmaooooooo the way she yelled at phupa too.

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT’S SHEER GLEE. AND PHUPA’S CONFUSION.

huma trying in vain to talk sense. cutie shush. tumhari logic ko sunne ya maanne waala koi nahi hai yahaan.

lol jiya’s sooooooooo entitled to whatever crap she subjects him to. matlab haq jamaane ki bhi hadh hoti hai!

UGH JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY.

like seriously, i loveeeeee how she plays so dirty with arsal, and gets mad when he even suggests retribution.

USSI SPEED MEIN HE’S FOLLOWING HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

hahahahahaha both their faces at kinza for being a fucking creep and not keeping apne kaam se kaam. YES. GOOD. DON’T LET THIS B GET BETWEEN YOU TWO.

OH SHUT UP MEESNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ew no don’t call her sweetheart!

UGH KINZA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

lel jiya getting madddddddddd.

le, now masooma wants a boy like arsal. just yesterday she was like “ugh what did they see in arsal????” make up your mind woman.

jalal phupa is dropping nothing but 100% truth about arsal’s nikkammapan.

jfc masooma. maayeka hai, hotel nahi.

“assi itthe langar khole hain?” lmaoooooooooo shahana!

UGH MASOOMA’S MEESNI WAYS. 

i like the jalal-shahana bonding. they’re both such overdramatic birdies.

lo, bete ka AMMMAAAAAA screaming of the day has started.

lmaooooooooooo jiya switched off his shower ka paani.

huma still trying to use her powers of logic and reasoning, which have no takers here.

notice she can’t imagine being married to anyone other than arsal. :)))

bijaan’s faith in men to accomplish absolutely anything is same as mine. which is zero point zero percent.

DJ YOU TINY PERV.

every time arsal calls dj “gonglu” (turnip), i get 3 months added to my lifespan. it’s the cutesttttt fucking nickname everrrrrrrrrr.

“arre beta, humari zindagi mein toh siyaahi hi siyaahi hai.”  lmaooooooooo

12 FOOT KA GRAHAN HAHAHAHAHAHHA

this chaand sighting waala drama between cities and countries every. single. year. is the most hilarious to me.

aww he let her take the paratha even though he opened the dish first.

jalal aur uske dramay shuru!

lmao the look arsal and amma exchanged. i love these two and their snark sooooooooo much.

arsal’s little smirky giggle at shanno saying jalal is just here to put nazar on their food, toooo cute!

THE AMOUNT ARSAL ENJOYS TORTURING POOR JALAL PHUPA!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaand aghaji and sherry are hereeeeeeee!

bijaan is me when i get guests in the house. ugh dafa ho sab ke sab.

BIJAAN MASSACRING MASOOMA AND HER FAKEASS MASOOMIYAT, LEL.

“khabees log zehmat hote hain, zehmat!” i need this embroidered on a pillow.

WHY IS JALAL SITTING AROUND PPL EATING IF HE’S SO TORTURED? masochism ki hadh.

lmao sherry’s confusion at this ainvayi ka roza.

UGH I HAAAAAAATE THIS GHUSAAYA HUA SHERRY/KINZA ROMANCE.

“hor kinna raasta chaahida tannu???” god i love shahana so much.

meanwhile these two mischievous monkeys are doing their worst to influence bijaan. so badlyyyyy.

“arre, main koi anarkali hoon jo mujhe deewar se lagayega koi????” lolololol

I LOVE THESE TWO DUMB ASSHOLES SO MUCH.

god this gift laana nonsense. the amount of money and luggage space we foreign-returns have to waste in this process. the worst.

aw sherry. you wee baby. come i adopt you. i’m your mom from today. aa mera bachcha. *holds him forever and ever*

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.10.17 lb

i hope you’re ready for me yelling about feminism and the patriarchy all through today’s lb coz i’m just in one of those moods. 

gauri is shooook. SHOOOK.

i would be too, after THAT confession. like.... what the fuck even was that???? i rewatched it and i had suchhhhhhhh a visceral reaction and cried more even than the first time i watched.

shivaay knows that shit went dowwwwwwwn. 

oh boy, ajay doesn’t look to be in a good mood. 

bro just coz two ppl are coming from the same direction, means absolutely nothing?????? 

i mean not in this case, coz these two were fully eye-fucking, but i’m just saying... generally, life mein. lol. 😋😋😋

when the guy you’re threatening makes THIS 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 face at you, maybe you should reconsider. 

especially when he has backup. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

lmfaooooo majaaaal toh dekho in oberois ki; SHAADI MEIN AAKE ISKI DULHAN KO UTHAANE KA INTEZAAM KAR RAHE HAI; AUR JAB BANDA OBJECT KAREIN, TOH USKO DHAMKI DE RAHEIN HAI. srsssssssly. suchhhhh assholes. 

ajay be like THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??????? and rightly so, because OMG WHY THE FUCK IS SHIVAAY THREATENINGLY DOING DALER MEHENDI DANCE STEPS AT HIM??????????? 

WOW. AJAY GOT THREATENED BY THIS AND LEFT ALSO. AMAZING. 😧😧😧😧😧😧

“LEKIN KYUN?????”

behenji, pehle apne devar ke pooore ke poore karnaame toh usse pooch lo; bina kuch jaane hi aa gayi ho shaadi rukwaane. 

of course, as a 4 lions leading man, the basic concept of a woman’s consent hasn’t ever occurred to shivaay. 

“usne bola chale jao, toh tu chala jayega???” UM YES THAT’S HOW NORMAL, DECENT AND CIVIL ADULT PEOPLE BEHAVE. BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. STUPIDASS.

what’s reallyyyyyyy fucking annoying me is that even anika and bhavya look perplexed by this whole concept of om agreeing to gauri’s wishes. ANIKA. WHO WAS FORCED INTO MARRIAGE AGAINST HER WILL. ek kambakht ‘i love you’ kya sun liya saal-bhar ke bakchodi ke baad, uski akal ghaas charrne gayi hai. 

“gauri ki aaankhon meinnnn maine tere liye pyaar dekha. MAINE DEKHA HAI!!!!!!!!”

achcha???? no shitttttt. aur woh bade bade aansoon that she’s been shedding since the day she’s met your godforsaken brother??? WOH NAHI DIKHA TUJHE, CHUTIYE?? #disappoint #brotpKoDhoka #dafaaHoJaaPlz

yeah please, focus on the fucking dabaav she’s under, and not your shitty brother. please, someone think of my girl for once. 

if i hear the word “ishqbaaz” uttered one more time to justify such absolute fuckery, i swear.............

“hum dulhaniya ko lekar hi jayenge.”

“......... whether SHE wants it or not. making us no different from ajay, really. but since we’re better looking and the leads of the show, janta maaf kar degi.” 

ok shivaay kissing om’s hand was cute af. i always love love love when he shows affection unreservedly by kissing his brothers. fuck stupid toxic masculinity where you can’t show your brothers and friends how much you love them. 

deeeeeeeeeep cleansing breath to exhale out all the bitterness i’m feeling today towards shivika, or i’ll never be able to enjoy their couple scenes. 

snort. anika cussing out lappuji and his shoddy work. 

yup, this freakout at signs of aging is real. *bathes in anti aging serum in a desperate attempt to cheat time* 

don’t know if you tumblr bachchas can relate though, coz other than a handful of us here, literally alllll of you are tiny little babies who should still be in your mom’s wombs. 

LMAOOOO THIS IMAGINATION. ANIKA YOU IDIOT GIRL. 

god he looks so good in the black tho. 😍😍😍

billu LITERALLY be like: 

“aisa hota hai. is umar mein log satthiaa jaate hai thode.” 

first of all, shivaay would never use the word “satthiaaa”. it’s such an anika word.

also fuck off billu. you were born satthiyaaaya hua. 😒😒😒😒

wifey mad. and sad. 

“ek baar tumhari taraf dekh liya maine, uske baad main kuch aur nahi dekh paaonga. kuch bhi nahi.” 

nowwwwwww we talking. 😏😏😏😏

also lol, this is kinda making anika sound like the ark of the covenant? like if he looks at her directly, he’ll go blind? 

ok i’m not sure i feel this romance, with her still in the wig, and him looking so unlike him in this outfit, but his sexy voice is A++++++++++ 

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER BEFORE YOU TWO GET ACCUSED OF INCEST

lmaoooooo “kitne jaale shaale ho gaye, NOT COOL!” 

baal baal bache. 

LOL. baal baal, geddit? coz both of their baal.... hee hee hee. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

diljeeet do minute ke liye votiiii ke saath busy kya ho gaya, digvijay has swooped riiiiiiight in and taken his place with all the titliyaan. 

that girl in the dark blue outfit is a goddamn babe and all kindsa goals honestly. lord give me her face and hair and outfit! 

#same bhavya. saaaame. 

is he really going to shoot this gun inside the damn house???? fucking idiot. 

lmaoooooooo bhavya’s glee at his incompetence. 

HAAAAAAA, I AM REALLY LOVING BHAVYA MORE AND MORE THESE DAYS. WHAT A CUTIE. 

back to these two and their weirdass oedipal romancing. when i was like i wanna see shivika role playing, this is reaaaaaalllly not what i had in mind. 😕😕😕

OMFG SHIVAAY STOP IT YOU IDIOT 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

ouff these cuteass idiotssssssss. 

YES PLEASE REMOVE THIS STUPIDASS FUCKING WIG ALREADY

SO MUCH BETTER. YES. NOW PLEASE MAKE OUT. 😚😚😚

.... nope. one more interruption. goddddd, can you fuckers just lock the goddamn dooor!!?!!!!

ohhhhh ho, kya chutiyaapa hai?!?!?!!! 😒😒😒

lmao shivaay you fucking idiot, why are YOU screaming???? 😂😂😂

oufffff, these two aunties are really annoying me. can they die plz? 

meanwhile unnecessary angst here between rudra/bhavya that literally no one cares about. 

are we to get any rikara today or saara episode aise hi bakchodi mein waste hona hai???

“mazaak aap apni khud udvaate hai.” 

preach. tell him, girl. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lord, who’da thunk that i’d grow to be a fan of bhavya??? not me! matlab, i’m happy that the writing of her character has improved and she’s really likable now, but hella sad that it’s come at the expense of rudra’s character. 

lmao did he just call her “MEAN”????? rudra, what are you, fucking 12?

ok fuck thissss stupid angst nonsense. you fully deserved that thappad for the BS you pulled at her goddamn fucking wedding, rudra. you have zeeeeeeero grounds here. less than zero. 

why is anika being forced to sleep with these two buddhis??? 

BULBULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! OMG AANKHEIN TARAS GAYI THI TUMHARE LIYE. 😭😭😭😭😭

she’s here to rescue bhaujaaaai. bless her hearttttt, honestly. no one in this fucking show deserves the perfection that is gauri kumari sharma. she’s the best human being of them all and should be worshipped. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

hein? shivaay - maaaaaaaaaa scene??? matlab... okay??? 😕😕😕😕

WHAT? EVEN MAAAAAA KNOWS THAT ALL THESE ARE OBEROIS????? 😯😯😯😯

she’s not as clueless as she looks, this maaaaaaa. 

god, even maaaaaaaaaaaaa is focused on gauri’s majboori only in the context/frame of OMG SHE’S LEAVING OMKARA. fuckkkkk omkara, and think about GAURI. 😑😑😑

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. 

that isn’t the child actress who played anika in the flashback tho, is it??? chalo ok, whatever. key here is that shivaay’s potentially gonna bring aniRi together and oh my god i am already fucking crying at the ideaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

these fuckers are legit having a slumber partyyyyy here. 

poor ajay. he has no idea what’s coming for him and his planned wedding.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 11.09.17 lb

ok this LOVEAKSHARI nonsense is giving me too much michmichi. can i just fwd through the whole thing? 😬😬😬

wow, they finally invited chubby for like one function. pffffffffft. warna their functions are filled with complete randos and not their actual friends. 🙄🙄🙄

these ladies look as convinced about this idiotic rasm as i am. 😕😕😕

“dekho woh words sunne ke liye bhaiyya kya kya kar rahe hai. bol do, warna faaltu mein yeh game khelna padega. 😟😟😟” . . . . “AAP LOGON KI ISHQBAAZI KE CHAKKAR MEIN HUM SAB KI WAAT LAGEGI. 😒😒😒”

lmaooooooooo rudra is meeee. 😆😆😆

lol the tiny moment where she shoves shivaay away for eavesdropping. 😂😂😂

“ek toh tu apne matlab ke liye hum sab ko phasaa raha hai...”

absolutely NO ONE is into this gaaaarbage plan of shivaay’s. 

wait, why is there music playinggggg for antakshari?? AND WHY IS KHANNA HANDLING THE MUSIC FOR THIS STUPID GAME INSTEAD OF THE SECURITY OF THE HOUSE??????? 😧😧😧😧

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT INTRUDER HE SAW ON THE CCTV YEST AND INFORMED SHIVAAY ABOUT? DID THEY EVEN FIND THEM? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHOLE SCENE???? LIKE.. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING RANDOM AND HAS SO MANY AWAIII KE LOOPHOLES 😤😤😤😤😤

ok this is so not how you play antakshari. MATLAB BASIIIIIIIIC GAMES BHI KHELNA NAHI AATA IN LOGON KO. ouff, rich ppl. 🙄🙄🙄

ok just gonna grit my teeth and get through this, despite dying of michmichi. the things i do for you guys! 😣😣😣

i love the video to this song, one of the last indipop greats - ayesha takia was cute afffffffff, and man keith was such a hottieeeee. lemme go watch. 😊😊😊😊 

OK BILLU GODDAMNIT, GET A FUCKING A ROOM. HONESTLY. IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD AND GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I AM FUCKING DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😥😥😥😬😬😬😬😖😖😖

NEVER HAVE I BEEN THIS RELIEVED IN MY LIFE TO SEE BHAVYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds bhavya and collapses weeping* 😭😭😭

what function mein busy, tej/svetlana weren’t even AT the function. 😒😒😒

A+ police work by bhavya. just willy nilly going through drawers and looking under pillows. 🙄🙄🙄

why is tej referring to himself as peter in his own thoughts? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO TEJ YOU’RE THE WORST AT THIS. MY GOD HOW THESE MEN ARE THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE COUNTRY, IS BEYOND ME. 😐😐😐

bhavya HE LITERALLY SAID “PETER TUMHE HINT DEGA” out louddddd 😒😒😒

okay fuck this shit. i can’t take this antakshari nonsense anymore, i am fwding. moreover, i like this song, and i can’t tolerate nakuul ruining it for me with his ghatiya lipsyncing. 😑😑😑

OMG WHILE FWDING WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE WEIRD FLOWER WAALE GRAPHICSSSSS MY GOD THIS SHOW’S EDITORS HAVE FUCKING LOST IT, THEY ARE LITERALLY ON THE MOST SASTA OF ALL NASHAS. 

speaking of sasta nasha, where are my babies rikara???? 🤔🤔🤔

how did bhavya get the locked cupboard open? 😐😐😐

acp anda, maaaan gaye aapko aur aapki paar ki nazar ko. lord. SAB KE SAB PAKA RAHEIN HAI AAAAJ. GIMME RIKARA!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤

billu ki ashleel harkatein wahan pe jaari. tujhe gaana itna pata hai toh tu gaa de na. despo saala. 😒😒😒

LMAO SHIVAAY JUST CALLED CHUBBY “BUBBLY” HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shivaay’s homophobic response to khanna possibly singing “i love you” at him confirms further that khanna is canonically gay 😗😗😗

ok this nonsense has gone on too far, fwdingggggggg. 

FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY  RIKARA!!!!!!! 😊😊😊

OK DO NOT STOP THE CAR IN THIS RANDOM PLAAAAAAAACE COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN OM YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT 😫😫😫😫

oh and his leg is perfectly fine now. 😕😕😕

GREAT. BALRAM’S HEREEEEEEEEEEE. UGHHHHH OMMMM 😑😑😑😑

ok veryyyyyyyyyyyyy random placement of song???? like ????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

like... where even does he think he’s going with her in this jungle? matlab game plan kya hai tera, bro? 😕😕😕

ok most NONSENSICAL method of transporting water. why wouldn’t you just place HER next to the water pump, instead of.... you know what, forget it. imma just stfu. 🤐🤐🤐

oh thank god she’s finally up. i don’t have to tolerate more of THAT nonsense. 😣😣😣

what will win, anika’s competitive spirit to win antakshari or her reluctance to lose to billu at the lurrrrrrrrrve games? 😗😗😗

“main nahi chahta ki anika haare!”

yeah. zero ulterior motives there, billu. but you a cutie. also doesn’t surbhi look a lot like the girl playing naira in YRKKH here? 

anika’s like ok chalo he’s cute. gaa hi deti hoon. 😊😊😊

billu’s looking like christmas has come early. 😍😍😍

THIS IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE SONG TO DO IN FRONT OF ELDERS, GIRL WYD??!?!!?!!!! IS GHAR MEIN REHNA BHI HAI KI NAHIIIII, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GONNA LOOK SHAKTI IN THE FACE AFTER THIS 😫😫😫😫😟😟😟😣😣😣

they should just put this picture in the dictionary under the words “desperate”, “horny”, and “thirst”. and this static image isn’t even showing the HEAVY BREATHING HE’S DOING. 😶😶😶

OMG AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN CARE WHO SAYS IT FIRST, JUST SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTT SO *I* CAN BE OUT OF *MY* MISERY MY GOD HETEROSEXUALITY IS SO FUCKING TIRING AND ANNOYING 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

chubby is me. i am chubby. deliver us from this hell plz. 😔😔😔

lmaooooo papppppu banayaaaaaaa. 😊😊😊

i think billu might actually have a heart attack from the stress of this all. 😐😐😐

LMAO HE ACTUALLY STORMED OFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMG WHAT A FUCKING BABYYYYY HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

LMAOOOOOOOOO ANIKA’S GLEE AT DOING TAI TAI PHISSS OF HIS PLAN I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR 😘😘😘😘

yes ok this is very nice you two, but BALRAM IS HERE. PLEASE FUCKING GTFO HERE. 😫😫😫

ok this is the worst hiding ever. omki’s inherited shivaay’s lack of expertise when it comes to hide and seek. 😕😕😕

finally some smart thinking. 

OK FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NOWWWWWWWWWW 

oh thank god. 😥😥😥

LMAO BALRAM FINALLY DECIDES TO GIVE UP. HE’S ANGRY AND VENGEFUL, BUT ONLY WITHIN CITY LIMITS. CROSSING BORDERS AND SHIZ IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao rudraaa and kaveri darling and his bhook for her haath ka dosa. 

goddamnit i want dosa now. ughhhhhhh goddamn midnight hunger attacks. 

billu is having a riiiiiiiight shitfit in his room about losing. lord, what a loser. 🙄🙄🙄

it’s really bothering me she’s wearing gold jewelry with a silver outfit. 😕😕😕

yeh gaya phone. god anika, of all the habits to emulate. 🙄🙄🙄

lolllllll the wayyyy she’s doing ungliiiiiiiii. i love herrrrr. 😆😆😆

she be like biiiiitch, i don’t need no stupidass function to tell you what i’m thinking. 

okaaaay? strange condition? lol she doesn’t want to be distracted from her declaration by him feeling her up? 😗😗😗

“karne kya wali ho anika???” lol nothing too exciting. calm down. 

LMAO I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHE’D GO FOR THE HAIR. 😆😆😆

LOL his look of resignation. 😆😆😆

HOLY SHIT GIRL, DEM MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!! GET SOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lollllllllllllllllllllll his OMGOMGOMGOMG face. i can’t stop lolingggggg. 😂😂😂

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GIRL. THAT WAS SEXY AF. HOW YOU SUCH A PRO AT THIS GAME????? 😯😯😯

.... IS HE OK? HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY. tbh, don’t blame him. she just took her game from non existent to fucking 3000, and we’re all very overwhelmed. 😯😯😯

OMFG, KILL HIM. AT LEAST SAY IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE. 😧😧😧😧

look at him panic-rearranging his hair. what a fucking baby. why did he want to hear it if he’s not ready to say it? ugh. men. 😡😡😡

oh boy. paani ka glass. he’s gonna get paanika’d for this. and he fully deserves it. this fucker did this the last time too with the AWWWWWWW. 😒😒😒

OMFG “THANK YOU”. HE SAID “THANK YOU”. AND IS SAYING SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE SAYING THANK YOU IS HARD FOR HIM. FUCKING KILLLLLLL HIM ANIKA. THROW HIM IN THE FUCKING POOL. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

YUP. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lol she threw the glass at him too. girl shoulda aimed at his fucking head. 😤😤😤

“SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

lmaooooo awww, look at this dork. so happy, that he’s doing air guitar. what a fucking idiotttttttttt. NOW GO TELL HER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. 😭😭😭😭😭

ok rudra, shutttttttttt the fuck up. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

aaaaaaaaaand zabardasti ka romance. fuck it, fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

“itni badi wali choppppp si kardi meri!” 

"inhe toh main chodungi nahi!!!!!!!!!!”

lololololol look how fucking terrified he is that she’s returned. 🤣🤣🤣

ok she’s just gonna have to fucking murder him in his sleep tonight. 😊😊😊

ok, he really is going to pass out from the stress of it all. someone keep 911 on standby. 😐😐😐

lmaoooooooooooooooo her ranttttttttt. i love this girl so much. 😂😂😂

shivaay hyping himself to stop acting like a fucking teenager and tell her already. 

“she said she lovessssss me!!!!!!!! loves MEEEEEEEEE!”  

expectation: “ok main bhi himmat karoonga, aur bol doonga. I’M SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI. jaise hi saamne aati hai, bol dunga! I’M GONNA SAY IT.” 

reality: 

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 🚨🚨🚨🚨

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!

oh tej. is it necessary that you have to say all this OUT LOUD? 😒😒😒

my god, could you be a worse actor??????????? so fucking shady you are. 😐😐😐

she just yelled STOP IT TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ in her non south indian accent. no need to stay in character anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao svetlana is 600% done with him. i hope she murders him. 😊😊😊

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. seems like there really is some HIDDEN truth to shivaay’s past??? and dadi’s in on it? LET HIM REALLY BE NAJAAYAZ LORD, AND LET MAHI BE HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GOD! 😩😩😩😩😩

[sitaaronkepaar]

  Daily Rikara Ramblings

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKK!!! NO KC CONTINUATION!!??? WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!!*flips several tables*

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

What? you thought i was kidding? grow up.🙄🙄🙄🙄

But why the fuck would you end Rikara on a cliffhanger and not show what happens next??! Just ….I don’t even know what to say except what the fuck. God, I hate this stupid disappointing show. Unlike Gauri, it doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. I can’t believe I keep defending this shit time and again, and yet, it keeps disappointing me every.single.time. I’m a fucking idiot is2g. 😡😡😡😡

I guess I should just be glad Gauri got a new suit that’s 😡not a tent? Fuck this show. Ugh. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Lol @ these Kaali t-shirt wale. 😂😂😂😂😂

Hain? Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu ho rahi hai? Doesn’t she have her own home?🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lol @this extra as fuck fucker. Har jagah tadi se entry maarta hai, chahe phir apna ghar ho, ya kisi aur ka 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

Kunal’s looking kinda cute as a Sardaar😍😍😍

Hahaha BadassRi 💝💝💝💝

Awww Omkara ka khoon khaul uth raha hai.😏😏😏

Ugh, this kali t-shirt wala dude is so creepy. 😓😓😓

“o ji ek mint, gal karne do na”

Dilpreet, your Omkara is showing 😂😂😂😂😂

Wtf is Gauri’s mom though? Kisi se bhi paise bhi le legi?😐😐😐

Oh god, this Singh is king shit is annoying but funny lmaoo.  😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha, Gauri Omkara ki class ke rahi hai. Lmaoo 😂😂😂

God, Omkara is such a bad liar, lmao. He’s gonna get caught soon 😂

Gauri’s face!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 She’s like yeh kaun mental piece hai??? 😂?

Awwww, shit! Gauri shut him down. Is bichare ko ek din me hi mehnat karni pad rahi hai. Aur kitne din chalayega yeh jhooth? He’s going to lose it in a week! Ab pata chala Gauri jo kitni mehnat karni padi to fool you?! Maybe now he’ll appreciate Chulbul more. Imao.

Omg imagine Rikara bonding over their Chulbul-Dilpreet lies and discussing how easy hard it was to fool each other 😂😂😂😂

Awww Richa bringing in the big guns aka Shankarji. Gauri be like shankarji ne last time jisko bheja tha uski wajah se hi toh life itni jhand ho gayi hai.

My god, rudra is such a fucking asshole. Go die in a ditch you sicko.😡😡😡

No, bhavya, don’t control yourself. Kick his ass.（╯°□°）╯︵( .o.) （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)  （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)

God, he’s giving me so much michmichi, I might reach into my laptop and strangle him myself. GO DIE YOU FUCKERRRRR!!!  😡🔫🔫🔫🔫

I’m ffwding. I can’t watch queen’s humiliation. 😭

Moving on to Omkara, who for once is not being an utter abomination.

“Kal ki tarah sofe pe so sakte hai?”

GAURI WTF!!! WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW AN UTTER STRANGER TO SPEND A NIGHT AT YOUR HOME??!! HE COULD BE A RAPIST OR A KILLER FOR GODSSAKE. OMG QUEENIE, I DID NOT EXPECT THIS DUMBFUCKERY FROM YOU!! 😧😧😧😧😧

Matlab maana queenie acche acchon ko pachad deti hai, but this is a bit much. What about basic common sense, Gauri?😒😒

Omkara’s like wtf? Bathroom bahar hai and paani 2 hi ghante aata hai? Wtfffff. WHAT ABOUT MY BEAUTY ROUTINE GAURI? THESE BEAUTIFUL LOCKS DON’T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!! MEHNAT KARNI PADTI HAI. I NEED AT LEAST 1 HOUR TO CONDITION MY HAIR. LIFE AIN’T FAIR, IT IS NOT! 😭😭😭😭😭

Gauri’s so serious lmaooo. She’s not giving him an inch. baahahhahhahahhahahah. Keep trying you fucker!!😂😂😂😂

Hahaha, she shot him down. Ofc tumhe yaad nahi karna chahti asshole.🙄 🙄🙄

Ugh, no his teary eyes kill me 😭😭😭

Fucker singh oberoi is back. Imma skip.🙄🙄🙄

Omg he took bribe in mithai ka dabba. She gon figure it out?😟😟😟

I thought Bhavya was just suspended? She’s actual me fired kya?

“Niche dekho.”

OH.NO.YOU.DIDN’T. GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK IMMA KILL THIS FUCKER. DIE BITCH DIE!  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/‘̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿ ̿̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿    ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

HAHAHA, Yes BHAVYA TELL HIM OFF. ISKI NAUKRI KO KYA, ISKO HI LAAT MAAR DE.

I HATE RUDRA SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN VOLDEMORT.😡😡😡😡

Voldemort never saw any love in his life, he was so fucked up, but Rudra doesn’t even have that excuse. He was raised by two loving brothers and his daadi. Spoilt brat is one thing, but this utter inhumane behaviour is something else. Gosh, He has no excuse to act like this. I’m raging so hard rn. 😡😡😡😡😡

Ugh, Thank God, Omkara is here. Imma stare at his beautiful face and try to calm down. 😅😅😅😅

“paani do ghante, macchar 24 ghante”

Lmaooo. Aur papad bel asshole.😂😂😂😂

Omg lol. I thought, Gauri said itna zyada khana, and her mom was like jo ghar me tha woh bana diya. Lmaoooo.

I was like wtf, mana ki guest hai but ek bande pe sara ration pani khatam karne ki zaroorat nahi hai Maa. 😂😂😂😂

You know what, I’m act😘ually loving this ott hasmukh dilpreet. Can he stay forever?😘😘

“humne aap se sorry kyunki KAL aapne humein gundon se bachaya”

But he just did that today? Like a couple of hours ago? Gosh, omkara k break up ne Gauri ko aisa sadma diya hai that she’s forgotten the concept of time.😰😰😰

For real though, what is this garbage writing? Ek toh koi continuation nahi hai upar se itne bade bloopers? Who okays this shit?🙄

Lol, stupidass hotstar started buffering at the wrong moment and OMG Omkara looks like such a cutie patootie!! No wonder I always want to kiss his stupid face 😭😭😭

“Ek nahi hazaar wajah hai Gauri, main saari zindagi tumhe sorry bolta rahun toh bhi kam padega”

At least he realizes the magnitude of his mistake. Chalo, I hate you a little less now. But you better make up to my queen in a spectacular way you ass. She deserves the sun, the moon, the stars, EVERYTHING. 💕💕💕

But I love how dismissive Gauri is of him lmao. Kuch zyada hi bhav deti thi usey, tabhi he took you for granted. Super sardarji ko ab pata chalega what it’s like to be a normal peasant dealing with the Queen. 😎😎😎

“oh ji waada hai, dulhan hum le jayenge”

GOD, I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE’S ACCEPTED THIS MARRIAGE. I’M LITERALLY PUKING RAINBOWS RN!!!😭😭😭

Like I low-key want Rikara remarriage in this track. I know hoga nahi, but god, this is more than enough.😊😊😊

Ugh, aagaya ye asshole to ruin my feels. I can literally feel my blood boiling whenever he’s on my screen.😤😤😤😤

My gawd, he looks creepy af. I need him to stop smirking or so help me god, he’ll be going home without a limb or two.🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

Man, this guy has crossed all limits. All cause he can’t take no for an answer. Matlab problem kya hai iski? First, he insulted her, then he got drunk at her wedding and slut-shamed her, then he got her fired, and now he’s trapped her with him? Like this is legit how acid attackers are born? Just tell me what’s the difference? They attack physically, and he’s attacking her psychologically, making her life hell. How on earth does Gul think it’s good storytelling? This is a character assassination of the worst sort. Rudra literally went from an adorable, albeit unintentionally misogynistic idiot, to something sinister. Redemption toh I know will never happen, but I don’t even want to know how or why Bhayva will forgive him for this. This ship has sunk before it could even set sail. R.I.P RuVya.⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

“In short meri ghulam banke raho”

BHAVYA, GO MURDER HIM IN HIS SLEEP. I WILL HELP YOU. CUT THIS BITCH!!!  🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

I’m just glad Bhavya ain’t backing down. Attitude hi sahi, give something back to him *while we plan how to kill him in his sleep, hush*

“Ye awaz kaisi?”

Beeeech, yeh dhuan kaisa? Ghar pe aag lag gayi hai kaa?😥😥😥

Lmao. Jaldi bandh omkara. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah Gauri, gooo. There’s a fire @ur home.😥😥😥

Omg, I’m so here for Omkara silently observing, nay, nihaaring Gauri 😭😭 😭 😭

I love how he literally has a physical reaction whenever she gets hurt.

“woh kahan kuch bolti hai, bas chup chaap sehti rehti hai sab kuch. Pata hai aaj tak maine sirf khuddari ka bare me suna tha toh mujhe  laga maine khuddari dekhi hain, main khuddari jaanta hu, lekin nahi, asli khuddari main aaj dekh raha hu”

Ughhhh yessss. Finally, you’re learning what a beautiful selfless soul your wife is 😭😭 😭 😭

Lol @Shivaay giving gyan to Omkara. Don’t throw away your notes Shivaay, same lecture Abhi rudy ko bhi dena hai.

“Wahi toh baat hain na Shivaay, mujhe abhi sirf uska dil nahi jeetna hain. Usey itni khushiyan deni hai, itni khushiyan, jiski woh haqdaar hai. Aaj tak maine sirf, sirf usey aasun hi diye hai lekin ab, ab main uski zindagi mein khushiyan hi khushiyan bharna chahta hun ”

OH MY GOD. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.

WHAT? I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING. THERE’S A BRANCH, NAY, THERE’S AN ENTIRE TREE IN MY EYE. *sobs internally, externally, everything-ly* 😭😭 😭😭 😭 😭 😭😭 😭 😭

Lol, Kalyani Mills bakwas. Who the fuck cares.

Wow, Richa k sasural wale shakal se hi evil dikh rahe hai. 

Lmao Gauri doing her bezaati 😂😂

Okay, why is she judging Gauri’s ghar? Like she isn’t even Richa’s relative? She’s just her friend. 🤔🤔🤔

God, this showoff, I can’t. She’s pissing me off so much. 😡😡😡😡😡

Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu hone wali hai though? Idgi. 🤔🤔🤔

Ugh, maan na maan main tera mehman.🙄🙄

God, she better not ask for dowry.😡😡😡

Omg she is  😡😡😡😡😡

Wtfffff 😡😡😡😡😡

THIS BITCHHHH 😡😡😡😡😡

Sare relatives k liye saree and gehne and kapde and 1kg ladoo. dafuq you think this is bitchhhhh? Shaadi tere bete ki hai ya tere saare relatives ki hai? My god this bhukkhad aurat. Koi jail bhejo isey. 😡😡😡😡😡

Yes, Gauri, why are you listening to this bitch? Call the police and send her ass to jail. 😡😡

I hope Gauri actually has a plan and isn’t just bowing down to society’s pressures.  

OMG, what if in typical bollywood fashion the baraat goes home on the wedding day and Rikara get married on the madap instead? Too much? han mujhe bhi laga.😂😂😂😂

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lo shuru sanskaari music. 🙄🙄🙄

never getting over the “fuck me” bedroom eyes they’re giving each other. 😏😏😏

gauri feeding shaktiiii cake. gosh, what even do you call it when you start shipping a new parental figure for a character? there are no words in fandom culture for all the dynamics this show makes me ship!!!! 😫😫😫

... such unnecessary tension. just eat the damn cake, omkara. 😒😒😒

shivika giving each other “kuch karnaaa padegaaaa” looks 🙃🙃🙃

yes plz, turn for you to play shipper now. yell at omkara alternately till he fucking fixes this ish. 😒😒😒

shaktiji is practically glowing from all the #shivika shipping. happiness is a good look on him. 😊😊😊

who’da thunk that i’d eventually be rooting for shakti as the good parent? in any case, he did less damage than pinky, so there’s that. 😕😕😕

god i hate this stupid “abhi tak shaadi nahi hui hai, toh door raho” nonsense in remarriage tracks. they were living together for more than six months. they could have been having crazy monkey sex in that time for all you know. bloody nonsense. 😑😑😑

i am happy that anika looks just as dismayed as shivaay at this development. 😌😌😌

LMAO RUDRA, HAATH KO AAYA PAR MOOH NA LAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the dubbing of this damn scene... 😐😐😐

ohhhhhhhh great. pinky’s here to fuck up the happy. 😒😒😒

omkara’s instant bitch face. love itttttttt. 😆😆😆

nope. shakti is firmly #teamShivika. SHAKTIJI OUT!!!!!!!!! 😙😙😙

i think omki took that “8 baje kamre ka darwaaza bandh” instruction from rudra a little too seriously. he looks mad at shivaay for making him leave this late at night. 😋😋😋

honestly #me. don’t you make me leave my bed/room after 8 pm. you won’t like my grumpy ass. 😒😒😒

OMG YES THEY BROUGHT UP THE “ROTE HUE AAYEGA MERE PAAS” DIALOGUE!!! WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

omki’s excitement and glee at shivaay’s happiness. oh my heart. my boys. my beautiful boysssssss. 😭😭😭

4 LIONS MEN GOING FROM GROWLY ASSHOLES TO SOFT PUSSYCATS WHO ARE SO HAPPY TO BE IN LOVE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVE THING EVER OK *weeps* 😭😭😭😭😭

saansein ruk jaati hai was anika’s thing. and di’s thing to arnav. not omki’s to shivaay’s. 😕😕😕

I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY MADE OM COME SEE HIM IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT JUST SO HE CAN GEEK OUT ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS GIRL IS 😚😚😚😚

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

“sabse pehle main tujhse bataane aa gaya” BECAUSE HE’S YOUR PERSONNNNNNN. 💖💖💖

awwww man, i’m just so happy and weepy from all the feeelz. 😭😭😭😭

lol omki yelling at him for telling HIM first instead of anika. 😊😊😊

“i think i need a hug. i think we both need a hug.”

HAWWWWWWWW WITHOUT RUDRA?????? 😯😯😯

THIS HUG THO. MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOYS. OMKI SO HAPPY, HE’S A BLURRRRRRRR. 😅😅😅

“subah subah shivaay singh oberoi pakode tal raha hai?”

a sentence i never thought i’d hear. also, probably a real headline in the newspapers of this show’s universe, knowing the press and the way they act in this show. 😒😒😒

ANIKA AGREES WITH ME ABOUT THE NEWS THING 😧😧😧

anika’s about to lose it at him for using the wrong type of oil. 😆😆😆

(god, she’s so me, it hurts. i too am very specific about shit like this. 😕😕😕) 

“aap na bohutttttttt cute ho.”

not in that ugly ass shirt and white jeetendra pants from the 80′s he’s not. 🙄🙄🙄

ALSO, NO YOU!!!!!!!!!! GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD TODAY. 😍😍😍😍

billu hates being called “cute”. he wants to be called “HOT”, does he? 😏😏😏

OMG HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯😂😂😂

lol his innocent “haan dadi????? 😇😇😇”

snort. idiot. he’s doing ONE ARM DISTANCE like we used to do in schoooooool, for assemblies. 🤣🤣🤣

wait, so they’re still in the same room at night? so, what does this “do foot” nonsense even matter??????? 😑😑😑

“DADI KO MAT BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!”  “DO FOOT, MY FOOT!”

oh billu. you’re incorrigible. 😝😝😝

also, um hello, YOUR PAKODE?!!?!?! 😯😯😯😯

incoming takaraaana in 3... 2... 1.... 

EEEEEEEEE HE PULLED HER IN CLOSER EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

ohhhhhh you twoooooo awkward babiesssss. 😌😌😌

YES, SHIVIKA SHIPPING RIKARA!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

anika helpfully informing shivaay of gauri’s “atrangi ideas” 😊😊😊

anika’s excited squeals oh my hearttttttt what a fucking cutie!!! 💖💖💖

“ab jab hum nahi lad rahein, toh jo humari jagah khaali hai kisi ko toh bharni padegi.”

this damn family thrives on conflict and chaos. check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, idiots. 😐😐😐😐

YAS, MISSION RIKARA IS A-GO!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

what the fuck is a “shaadi ka bowl”? 🤔🤔🤔

what’s this 90′s bollywood type theme music. 😒😒😒

pfffffffft rudra. you’re soooooo lame. 🙄🙄🙄

HA! i like how she gave it back to him! “public police ko nahi bachaati. police public ko bachaati hai.” 😎😎😎

ok romance is getting tooo icky with the staring. also i haaate their music. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

gauri approves of shivaay’s olive oil waale pakode. at least someone does. 😋😋😋

meanwhile anika here is working on om. yaaaaaas, i am loving this division of labour. MY BROTPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘

shivaay feeding gauri pakode apne haath se. LIKE HE DOES HIS BABY BOY RUDRA. i am actually fucking crying. 😭😭😭😭😭

oh boy anika omki ko faraq ka jaap pada rahi hai. 😐😐😐

OMG SHIVAAY BAAT BANA RAHE HO YA BIGAAD RAHE HO 😯😯😯

but fully loving how he’s trash talking his own brother for bulbullllllllllllll behnaaaaaaa 😚😚😚

OH MY GOD SHE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT EVEN IS HER FAAAAAACE 😍😍😍

meanwhile anika toh is going to town on omki with reverse psychology. behen, sambhaal ke. bante bante baat ke upar apni bulldozer mat chalaiyo. 😣😣😣

OMFG HIS FACE AT “DER HO CHUKI HAI” AND “MOVE ON”. YES!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

“ab gauri ko main pasand nahi hoon???? 😟😟😟” 

THE FEAR. I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVINGGGGG ITTTTT. 😆😆😆

“agar woh tumhare paas aaye toh mooh pher lo. pher lena!!!! achcha ab yahaan phero, sun toh lo.” 

omfg shivaaaaaaaay. lmaooooooo i love these two togetherrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣

ok kids, time to pick a team in the replies: are you #TeamAniKara or #TeamShivRi

you guys know my team already. bade bhaiyya and bulbul have my fuckinggggg heart. 😍😍😍😍

“ab gauri om se door bhaagegi.” “aur om gauri ke peeche peeche!”  “aur hum?” 

tum dono ab make out karoge. 😌😌😌

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

oufffffo dadiiiiiiii yaaaaaaar. 😣😣😣

LMAO “pehle toh nahi tha puttar, lekin teri harkatein dekh kar...” dadi let the boy liveeeeeee lollllllll 😆😆😆

you guys i can’t tell you how hella glad that i am that anika is just as frustrated as billu. it just warms my hearttttt that she’s as into it as he is. 😌😌😌

oh my heartttt, omkiiiii. look at his faaaace. and how he’s nervously adjusting his shirt and vest before approaching her. 😭😭😭

‘please still love me!’

oh boy, not the best voices to have in your head guiding you. honestly, why would you take advice from a couple who haven’t even been properly together for 24 hours yet!!?!?! 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhh boy omki is going to be asad (from QH) ka sequel, with the “woh actually, main...”s. 😬😬😬

HIS PANIC AT “SAB KHATAM HO GAYA HAI”!!!!!!! HER ADORABLE FAKE GUSSA! HIS DARRRA HUA FACE! I LOVE IT ALL OMG 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. these fucking idiots. they underestimated omki. 😟😟😟😬😬😬

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT TEJVILANA. FWDING. 

will i ever stop sighing happily over these two and their cuteeeee???? 😭😭😭😍😍😍😚😚😚

hahahahahaha shivaay dropping the stuff and fumbling picking it up . what an idiottttt. 🤣🤣🤣

oh boy why does dadi have rope?!!?!?! 😬😬😬

what a cutieeeeeeeee 😍😍😍

OMFG OMKI DHOKEBAAZ 😧😧😧

omggggg hahahahah shivaay singing “jahaan main jaata hoon wahin chali aati hai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lo rudra ki bhi entry. loving the casual way shivaay and he exchanged rock on 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 gestures as greetings. 

“rudy, pata hai, shivaay rangay-haathon pakda gaya!” “bhaiyya yeh koi holi khelne ka time hai kya?” 

snortttttt, idiot. 😂😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhh boyyyyy. omkiiiiii. tu toh puraaaaara paaapi nikla. 😫😫😫

bulbul doing taubaaaa gestures at “patne - pataane ki baatein” hahaha 😆😆😆

lol anika getting mad at shivaay for being an idiotttttt. 😂😂😂

ouff againnnn tejvilana nonsense. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, omkara has taken the ramayan parallels from the initial promos a little too seriously and drawn a literal lakshman rekhaaaaaa. 😐😐😐

ladki waale kaun ladke waale kaun waala confusion.

lmao smart singh oberoi has very cleverly declared himself a ladki waala and stepped rightttt over the loc lololol 😂😂😂

DEVAR SQUAD ARE LADKI WAALE. *weeping* 😭😭😭

BEHNEIN BADE BHAIYYA KI TARAF SE. 😚😚😚

AND SHAKTIJI IS LADKI WAALE. FROM “BETI” KE SIDE. *weeps 5ever* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pffft  tumhaaare dad aur mom haiiii kahaaan? have you even bothered calling them for the last 2 weeks? 😒😒😒

ugh fuck off pinky. no one invited you. 😤😤😤

maaaaaaaaaan, what even is this jhanvi plot?

who dat on the bike? um... kinda looks like gauri ka woh “apun ki sister” waala bhaiyya? 😕😕😕

OMFG IT IS HIM. WHUT? 😯😯😯

HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN IS THIS JHANVI/DANDIIII TEAM UP??? 😟😟😟

ok idek why i’m watching this nonsense. oh wait. i do, for this face: 

who the fuck told these people that south indians start every sentence with “aiyyo”????? 😒😒😒

like idk about other south indian states, but elders always admonish me if i say “aiyyo” too much - it’s a thing you say in distress and it’s believed saying it over and over kinda invites negativity into your life. 😐😐😐 

THEY’RE TAMILIANS AND THAT’S A MALAYALAM NEWSPAPER. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN OMGGGGGGGGG. 😧😧😧😟😟😟

ALSO THE TITLE OF THE NEWSPAPER IS JUST A BUNCHA RANDOM MALAYALAM LETTERS THROWN TOGETHER????? THE FUCK. 😣😣😣😣

dandiiiiiii is under the influence of dosas and thinks kaveri/peter are legit. don’t blame him, whatever said and done, those dosas did look damn good. 😌😌

also, i hate the way north indians pronounce “dosa” - it’s tho-sha/tho-sa, not dosa with a hard D. 😒😒😒 

OH THANK GOD. DANDI CAN TELL MALAYALAM AND TAMIL APART. HALLELUJAH. ALREADY LIKE HIM MORE. 😐😐😐

jhanvi is like yep, that kinda ignorant ass north indian bs sound like tej/svetlana for sure. 😒😒😒

didn’t even get what the precap was about really. some murti, some shiv-parvati sanjog, and everyone shocked at shivaay’s possesiveness re: khanna. ok???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

hopefully om-gauri get a little trip outta this hellhole to go get this murtiiiii? 😊😊😊

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wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨  may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖 

(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊) 

anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. 😏😏😏

god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣

whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬

billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄

BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒

PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑

eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌

waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯

ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤

shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑

did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔

goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫

oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆

shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝

“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?” 

ouff billu! 

“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.” 

i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚

“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”

god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒

ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖

oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔

this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍

these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟

pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄

i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta. 

ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔

apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊

bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚

anika’s turn! 

she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat! 

hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟

aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬

damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏

aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒

my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥

(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???) 

god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI” 

yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book. 

he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐

time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒

teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔

hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑

oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟

‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’

billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶

rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!” 

“zero sambhaal ke!”

200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗

lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂

yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌

ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕

dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣

LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆

lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄

LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚

lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆

“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏

“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?” 

lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂

ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩

here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊

this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔

something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐

awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘

who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯

yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤

oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff such long tejLana scenes.

omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎

LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘

time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄

hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆

oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒

eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘