#abelbunny asks

[abel-bunny-4ever]

EAT YOUR SOUP ABEL. YOU NEED IT TO GROW UP BIG AND STRONG. YOU DONT WANNA END UP LIKE THAT LITTLE GERMAN BOY WHO REFUSED TO EAT HIS SOUP DO YOU!?!?!?!

"I'm already taller than Bunny by a few inches. I genuinely do not care about getting 'big and strong' nor care for that little German boy."

[lonely-moon-artist-blog]

Content warning???? This kinda suggestive???

I don't know honestly I've never posted something openly suggestive without noticing I hope- Just.. I just wanna warn people who might be not okay with the theme-

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GONNA BE A SMITTEN MITTEN TILL THE DAY YOU DIE?

Aka, AbelBunny brainrot wins once again-

[randy-jade-4ever]

do you guys think an ask abelbunny blog would go hard or nah?

[colossalbilly]

YO. billiam here.

i started an ask blog or wtv. shit seemed fun so.

m' answerin asks posts will be tagged wit "billy answers" , the rest'll be tagged with "billy yaps"

anywho,heres my rules,bozo ;

- NO romance and ESPECIALLY no sexual stuff.

- dont argue in asks..its annoying..

- ocs / rp is cool feel free

- threats are allowed , but dont go too far

- dont spam inbox its annoying

sum info ;

- billy follows some o' my headcanons here,so expect some things to be a lil off.

- hes the abelbunny kid,i dont make the rules.

- he WILL throw tantrums if you get him mad enough

asks're OPEN

[abel-bunny-4ever]

i will gibe you sixtillion bucks if you smooch abel on his giant forehead for me bunny 💗💗ty

"Okay, now where's the money?"

"Excuse me. What the FUCK just happened?"

"Don't worry, Brannigan. Soon we'll be rich beyond belief."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

Hey bunny yknow the Dorito dancing video….tumblr won’t let me submit any videos but you know which one I’m talking about and I NEED you to show it to Abel trust me

"Oh I know exactly what you're talking about. Don't worry. I'll show him."

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"A text from Bunny? That's rare. What did this bastard send me-"

"......"

"WHAT THE FUCK????? WHAT THE FUCK????"

[abel-bunny-4ever]

dangles a dollar bill with a fishing hook above them

"Brannigan get the dollar!" "I'M NOT FUCKING DOING IT YOU DO IT????"

[abel-bunny-4ever]

You two seem like the type of people to chase money on a fishing hook

"DO WE LOOK THAT STUPID TO YOU????"

"I mean... I think I can get the money with ease."

"Do NOT tempt them Bunny. I swear to phone-god!!!"

[abel-bunny-4ever]

hands him a glass of milk and ten bucks enjoy

- 🥛 anon

"Oh hell yeah. Free profit. Time to consume this milk I guess."

"........Ugh. 2% I hate 2%. That tasted awful."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

honest thoughts i put so much effort into this trust

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"We kill 'em?"

"Yes."

"Run."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

whats bunnys opinion on bunnies.

"You'd think I'd like the thing I share a name with?"

"Well you'd be right dear anon. They remind me of myself. Perfect."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

"Why do you smell like dead kids? Your stench is horrendous."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

Alright least favorites things about eachother

"Ugh. Don't get me started on this guy. For one he's always so self-absorbed I swear all he does is talk about himself. How does anyone not want to choke him every time he speaks. It's a miracle he has any sort of social popularity within his own joint. I hope he explodes. He's so fucking lazy due to his sense of superiority I had to drag him just to help me with the taxes when we were married. And don't even REMIND me of the couch incident when-"

"Branngian needs to get better clothes. They suck."

"Excuse me??!??!?!"

[abel-bunny-4ever]

hello abel brenningant. it me. gingi

i put a bomb in your soup.

"I haven't eaten soup in years. Who sad sap's soup did you rig?"

[abel-bunny-4ever]

collect my tapes

"Fuck off."

[abel-bunny-4ever]

*INSERT LOUD FOOTSTEPS COMING NEARBY THEIR LOCATION*

"Restraining Order."

"Brannigan how is that going to do anything?"

"Have faith in your partner, okay? I know EXACTLY what I'm doing."