#acotarincorrectquotes

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Rhysand: Know why I called you in here?

Azriel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Rhysand: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

[ratabrasileira]

Rhys & Cass: Your fur is red so beautiful.

Cass: Like an angel in disguise.

Rhys: But if you meet a friendly horse.

Rhys & Cass: Will you communicate by Mo-o-o-o-orse?

Lucien: ...

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Azriel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Cassian: You and me!

Azriel: *tearing up* Ok.

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Nesta: Cassian annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Feyre: But there isn't anything special about tomorrow.

Nesta: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

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Rhysand: We're having a baby.

Azriel: Oh, congradu-

Feyre, slamming down adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Azriel: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Cassian: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Eris: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Nesta: You have friends and I envy that.

Feyre: You're welcome to share my friends.

Nesta: *looks at Rhys, Azriel & Cassian*

Nesta: I don't want those.

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Feyre: But what about Cassian?

Rhysand: Don't worry about him.

Rhysand: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his sandwich like nothing happened.

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Nesta: Get out of my room.

Cassian standing in the doorway just outside the door frame: I'm not in your room.

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Rhysand: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Feyre: I know, I was surprised too.

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Nyx after Uncle Cassian returns him to Feyre

Feyre: What did you get on your shirt?

Nyx: Rust

Feyre: From what?

Nyx: Weapons.

Feyre: Time for more adult supervision.

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Rhysand: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Cassian: But are you shuffling?

Rhysand: Everyday.

Amren: What language are you two speaking?!?

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Feyre: I am convinced Rhysand, Cassian, and Azriel share a brain cell.

Nesta: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Cassian: Nesta, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Nesta: Raise the dead.

Cassian: And what did you do?

Nesta: Raise the dead.

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Elain: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Cassian: Nesta is the scariest thing I could think of.

Nesta: Cassian told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.