#incorrectacotarquotes

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: My friends have babies. And I don't do so well with them.

Cassian: Rhys has a two-year-old, Nyx.

Cassian: I really like him.

Cassian: He's a sweet kid.

Cassian: But I was over at his family's house for Solstice and Rhys had Nyx on his knee. The whole extended family was there.

Cassian: Any Nyx pointed at me and Rhys said "Do you know who that is? That's your Uncle Cassian."

Cassian: And I was like "Oh my gods, that's so sweet. I'm his Uncle Cassian".

Cassian: And then Nyx pointed at me and said, "Uncle Cassian has a penis."

Cassian: And all I said back was, "Oh, come on!"

Cassian: I thought that would be good. But then it just made it way worse.

Cassian: Cause it sounded like Nyx and I had an arrangement not to talk about it, and he had violated my trust.

Cassian: Like, Nyx had been like "Do you have a penis?" and I was like, "Yes I do, but you're a baby, so discretion is key."

Cassian: And the next day, Nyx goes, "He has a penis" and I go "Oh come on! Someone can't keep a secret!"

[ratabrasileira]

Feyre: OMG you're so clingy.

Rhys: I'm not...

Feyre: We saw each other about... 10min ago.

Rhys: We had been apart for 500 years, Feyre darling, I'm just making up the lost time.

Feyre: Rhysand, I wasn't even born 500 years ago.

[incorrectacotarquotes]

Feyre: How long does your ideal hug last?

Rhys: 32 to 45 minutes.

Feyre: That's impractical.

Rhys: You said ideal, not realistic.

[oncesneverenough]

Probably Feysand during a short visit in ACOWAR

Feyre: They still need us. Rhysand: They will always need us. Feyre: And you know, I... I need you. You know that. Rhysand: I need you too. Feyre: I'm gonna miss you. *heart eyes* Feyre: No, really, I need you though. Too tired so you have to winnow me to Spring Court.

[persefoneofsaturn]

I just want to say that I find it amazing that in this hashtag (#incorrectAcotarquotes) we can write about Elriel and Gwynriel without jumping at each other's throats. Honestly, it's the only place, I see respect for both sides and I think others should follow suit.

I love being able to like incorrect quotes about Nessian, IC or the Valkyries that are written by Gwynriels. It's similar to "okay this isn't about gwynriel and it's funny; I love it."

And in my space I got love from Gwynriels laughing at funny quotes that aren't about elriel, like "This is true, I like it".

And Do you know what the best part? Don't exist misogyny in this place.

[duartesjude]

Shuffle Playlist Tag

Rules: put your music app on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up. Tag 20 people.

Thanks for tagging me @foxboy-lucien, @five-earth-teens, and @iamnesta!

I know I have a weird taste in music sorry

A Dios Le Pido - Juanes

He Won’t Go - Adele

Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

Limelight - Rush

Scar Tissue - The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Electric Love - Børns

Baba O’Reilly - The Who

Airbag - Radiohead

Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil

I’m tagging - @lxntsov, @acourtofrosesandbooks, @feysandfeels, @2-bookmaster-2, @feysandlover, @astranomaly, @twinklefaerie12, @aelinfireheartgalathynius, @incorrectacotarquotes, @highladyfxyre , and anyone else who wants (sorry ive run out of people!)

[hremes]

Hey im new to the fandom, i was wondering if you know any good tog/acotar blogs to follow, or any book blogs in that case. Thanks :)))

ooh yes!!  

@queen-of-lightning-and-fire and @aelinscourt were some of the first tog/acotar blogs i followed, and i still love them!! @highfaedaily is another similar blog–quality content and they all post regularly :) @aelin is also one of my fave blogs and shelby is the loml, confirmed Ray of Sunshine™ 

for super pretty edits: @highfaerys, @fcyre, @aly-naith, @kalebkrychek, @amren, @blackbeak, @the-suriel, @chainsaw-assassin (and ofc @aelin too!!), and a ton of other people as well!! this is a super talented fandom and there are too many people to list so i’m sure i’m missing a lot 

talented artists (not strictly tog/acotar but i love their tog/acotar art to death): @merwild (my FAVORITE interpretation of rowan ever tbh), @meabhd, @ashiibell (i’m obligated to link this  piece bc i’m complete and utter trash for it), and @charliebowater (of course. her art is perfection and i could SCREAM ABOUT IT FOR HOURS but i’ll try and have some self control)

meta/theory posts: @propshophannah (Iconic™ theory posts if you’re into that), and @highfaelucien 

humor/text posts: @its-suriel, @incorrecttogquotess, @incorrectacotarquotes

fanfic: @underthe-mountain, @lovingandawkward, @thelittleloverofbooks, @illyriantremors, @rowaelin-herondale, and probably a ton more but i’m not super involved in tog/acotar fanfic oops. 

of course, there are so many other talented people in the fandom (i know i’m forgetting a ton of people at the moment, sorry sorry!), but here is a short list of some of my favorite blogs in the tog/acotar/book blog niche of tumblr! enjoy :)

[aelinfeyreisa]

Fav ACOTAR blogs?

Oh, man, SO MANY! Some of these aren’t *strictly* ACOTAR blogs, but they regularly post ACOTAR content.

@illyriantremors, @propshophannah, @sarahviehmann, @sarah-bae-maas, @acomaflove, @bioticblackops, @valamerys, @incorrectacotarquotes, @feyrhysfanfiction

EDIT: Also @pterodactylichexameter

Umm…umm…I’m blanking. And since I can’t pull up my following list simultaneously on mobile, I’m definitely leaving out a ton. I’ll have to follow up with a part two!

[incorrecttogquotess-blog]

FYI: We have an ACOTAR blog too!

Just in case you didn’t already know we have an ACOTAR blog (have for a while actually) and it’s called incorrectacotarquotes. 

Bonus: I found this song the other day called Castle of Glass by Linkin Park and it is literally the theme song to TOG, even the title makes sense (also the lyrics). 

<3

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Azriel: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Cassian: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

Rhys: A realist sees a freight train.

Feyre: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: Assert dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: Okay, we are going to the Summer Court in three weeks.

Rhys: And I've just been informed that the owner of the business we are going to meet about only has one arm.

Rhys: Now I am telling you three weeks in advance, so that you will not freak out when you see that he only has one arm.

Rhys: Yes Cassian, you have a question?

Cassian: Yeah, how did he lose his arm?

Rhys: That's exactly what you won't ask.

Three weeks later.

Cassian, to the business man: So, how did you lose your arm?

Business man: Well I was born with only one arm.

Cassian: Nah.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: What are you writing?

Azriel: The Spring Court wants to know what kind of weapons we are bringing to the meeting of the High Lords. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Feyre, looking over Azriel's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Ask her something!

Azriel: How are you feeling?

Gwyn: Fine.

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Something personal!

Azriel: At what age did you get your first period?

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Too personal.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhysand: Know why I called you in here?

Azriel: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Rhysand: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Azriel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Cassian: You and me!

Azriel: *tearing up* Ok.