#ah well gives me a reason to play it more😌

[beth-and-bands]

My dad: Hows the building going in zelda?

Me: 😬

So clearly not great😭

[velvetstreets]

Can I get some Jack Harlow x female reader trying anal sex? If you’re comfortable writing that.

A/N: Once again my imagination runs on forever so this became longer than I thought lol. Also I haven’t done anal (yet, who knows) so I tried my best to write this in the most accurate way! Enjoy 😌

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Jack was an ass man, everyone knew this. He loved poking, jiggling, smacking, laying his head on your ass so much that you were convinced it was his day job. So you weren’t surprised when he brought up the idea of anal. You were skeptical at first - reasonably so, - but Jack assured you that you guys would take it slow, and at any moment you wanted him to stop, he would.

That’s how you found yourself on all fours on Jack’s bed, your back arched and your ass up.

“Y’look so pretty spread out for me baby” Jack said licking his lips, rubbing and massaging your ass cheeks to get you to relax.

You blushed, turning you head back and giving him a wink. Though you seemed confident, Jack could see through your facade.

“Just breathe baby, we’re gonna go slow remember? We’ll start with seeing if you can take my fingers, and then go from there.” He said in a calm tone that made you relax a little more.

Jack started by playing with your pussy first, to get you more aroused before moving to your asshole.

You heard the pop of the plastic cap of the lube, and soon felt the cool substance being spread around your entrance by Jack’s fingers.

“Okay, imma start slowly now, tell me to stop at any point for any reason, okay mamas? He softly tapped your butt.

You nodded your head into the sheets.

“I need you to use your words princess.” Jack spoke softly.

“Yes Jack, I’m ready” you said, taking a deep breath in and exhaling it.

You felt his index finger first slowly tease and massage your hole, eventually inserting it into you, slowly moving it in and out. You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding, it wasn’t bad, but then again he had only just started with a finger; you wondered how the hell his dick was gonna fit in you without ripping you in two.

“How’s this feel? You okay?” He peered over your ass to see your face.

“Yeah I’m okay baby… you can add another one” you breathed out.

Jack inserted his middle finger- THIS you felt.

“Ah!-“ You involuntarily yelped. Jack stopped his movements, and before he could ask if you were okay or needed to stop, you assured him you were fine.

“It’s just..- a new feeling,” you told him. “Keep going.” You said.

“Y/N, are you su-“ Jack started.

“I promise baby, I’ll tell you when it’s too much for me to handle.” You pleaded with him.

He nodded to himself and put a third finger in, by this point the pain had subsided and you started to feel good. The pads of his long fingers rubbing up against you walls, creating a delicious new feeling.

“Oh fuck, keep going Jack, just like that” you moaned.

A grin plastered itself onto Jack’s face as he was relieved that you managed to push through the pain with no issues and were finally feeling the pleasurable side of anal.

After a few more minutes of fingering you, he slowly withdrew his fingers, resulting in a whine from you.

Jack chuckled and got up, getting an object from his desk.

“You’ve done so well for me sweetheart, so so well” he said climbing back onto the bed, bending down to kiss your lips and leaving a trail of kisses down your spine.

“Are you ready to try the buttplug or do you want to stop?” He asked you.

“I’m okay, let’s keep going.” You said giving him a small smile, biting your bottom lip.

Jack took the buttplug and reapplied lube to both your hole and the toy. He slowly began pressing the toy into you, and you let out a groan. Jack had picked out a decent sized buttplug, not wanting to stretch you out too much- as his main goal was to fit his dick in you, nothing bigger and nothing smaller.

To your surprise, the pain was still bearable, and you began rocking your hips back into the toy. You reached your left hand down to rub your clit

“God, you’re the hottest woman alive” Jack groaned at the sight of you.

“Fuck baby, feels good, so good” you moaned, feeling your orgasm slowly start to build.

To your dismay, he then gripped your hips, making you still and he carefully pulled the toy out of you. You felt a loss as he did this, and groaned in reaction.

“Jaaaaack” you whined looking back at him.

“Awwww princess,” he smiled. “-I know you were having fun, but I feel like I’m missin’ out on it” he said bending down to kiss your left asscheek and then gave it a hard slap.

You jerked your hips in reaction, moaning loudly.

“Mmmm cmon’, put it in already babe I wanna fucking cum” you wiggled you ass at him. You wanted to cum, and he hadn’t even had his dick in you yet.

“Such a needy baby” Jack laughed, grabbing the lube once again and applied it to his length as well as your ass.

He slowly thrusted into you, both of you moaning out at the intense sensation. You couldn’t wrap your mind around how fucking well he was stretching you out. When his hips are flushed against your ass, you can feel his tip fit snugly at your a-spot making you clench.

“Fuuuuuccckkkkkkkk” Jack moans out loudly. Your pussy was usually already so tight, but this- this was something else. This was heaven, euphoria, the way your hole squeezed his dick, especially when you clenched- making him absolutely lose his fucking mind.

He reached his left hand around you and started rubbing your clit at an quick speed, causing your eyes to roll to the back of your head, drool dripping out your mouth as you were incapable of crawling away from the intense pleasure you were currently feeling.

“Fuck, Jaaackk! Shitshitshit I’m gonna cum” you cried out as tears started to form in your eyes. You were squirming and writhing against the sheets, the sensation becoming too much. You let out a broken cry, clenching around Jack, causing him to cum as well.

He leaned an arm on your lower back, trying to balance himself from his high. He slowly pulled out, causing you to to let out a cry at the loss of his dick in you. Jack leaned back in his heels as you laid your hips down against the bed, he leaned down and spread your ass to watch his cum lead out of your slightly gaping entrance.

He took a second to admire the sight before diving straight into aftercare. He immediately got up and got s warm wet cloth to clean you up, and helped you get up and use the toilet to pee.

“You okay sweetheart? Was it too much? How do you feel? You did so well for me baby, I love you so much.” He questioned you once you two returned to bed.

“Tired,” you laughed with hooded eyes, “and amazing, except for the fact that my ass is sore. I didn’t think I would enjoy it as much as I did to be honest. I mean I still love you fucking my pussy the most,” you grinned up at him. “But I’m not opposed to do this again sometime.” You softly spoke.

Jack smiled at you and leaned in for a sweet kiss. You cuddled into his arms, his head on top of yours as he rubbed your back while you drifted off to sleep.

[surrealsunday]

There are different times where I’ve wanted to strangle these boys. Even if I understood their reasoning or actions, I still maybe understood. But oh holy lord. I have never wanted to strangle Lucas more than I have at this moment. Eliott painted a mural for him. He PAINTED A MURAL. I wonder who did that before. Oh yeah. SANDER. WHEN HE WAS BASICALLY PROFESSING HIS LOVE TO ROBBE. And Lucas didn’t CONNECT THE DOTS OMG I CANT. He said he did it for him! It was a play out of the same book only Lucas is reading in a different language oh my holy lord. And also I get that Eliott totally messed up with his inability to communicate in present times, and again Lucas just not letting him get his thoughts out like sigh. If he’s would listen to Eliott fully he would know but he’s so dejected because he thought Eliott would react differently to a love confession is at once relatable but also strangle worthy lol Eliott wants to be able to say but Lucas is done and it makes sense but also ah!!

"There are different times where I’ve wanted to strangle these boys" Truly the most relatable afkdjaldf. I really put you guys (the readers) through it having to put up with these two lol.

So yes, the parallels and repeated history are done very intentionally. Lucas literally gives Robbe the exact advice he should take in the present but he can't see it like that. After Sander paints the mural for Robbe, Lucas says that Robbe needs to talk to Sander, tell him he's not scared, tell him that Sander doesn't get to make decisions for them both, etc etc. But in present? Lucas cannot see that perspective at all. This feels very true to life for me. Like I can see things very clearly in other people's relationships that I 100% can't see in my own. I think a lot of people probably feel that way. And Lucas is for sure the type to dole out advice he can't take lol.

One of the reasons Eliott relies on gestures when it comes to Lucas is because Lucas is a stubborn little shit who doesn't always listen lol. That's made pretty clear in the past when Lucas avoids Eliott for weeks and Eliott paints the mural to get his attention. That history repeats now but it'll have different results (it has to or they never grow or change).

I enjoyed creating a situation where they are both kinda buried in their own heads (or their own bias) and can't see past their own noses. They both screw up and in both cases it comes from a place of such devoted love, but love that was discovered so young they were both overwhelmed by it and never really got a chance to work out the hitches, so to speak. What they need more than anything is to know they're on the same page when it comes to their feelings and desires for the future. Because they do a lot very well when it comes to being a couple. But at this point, they skipped that very crucial step of communicating their feelings and committing to one another in the way they both want so badly. As you all have been saying... dumbasses 😌.

[astrojoy]

AJAJHSHAB YOU NEVER FAIL TO IMPRESS🤩🤩I really am stuck in my head and most of the time it’s not even on purpose, i’m literally just zoned out not thinking about anything - it’s such a bad habit oml I can’t tell you how many times I got yelled at about it

Hehe I have an Aqua rising so that aloof part is even more noticeable! Having pisces placements is really a blessing and curse for me. Seeing the good in everyone really got me messed up even when I see red flags...bc I feel like even deserves a second chance😀

Neptune is my dominant planet so I’m not surprised it plays a big role in my chart😂Pay attention to the 12th...my neptune is in the 12th- is that important? It also conjuncts my asc so i’m sure it directly affects my appearance as well, actually all my dominant planets are in my first house and conjuncts my asc which I’m sure also affects my appearance (?) Ah it’s so exciting to talk about this since I’m beginning to get deeper into astrology and I somewhat know l what i’m talking about!!!😂🥰 You make the experience even more fun bc the info you give out is easy to understand:)

Btw I absolutely adore art! It’s one of my favorite subjects and I love making new things, it’s like I always need to do something with my hands.

Huh ...this is the second time I’ve heard someone say there’s a possibility for me being a psychic considering how much in tune I am with things , I was also actually just talking about this with my friend the other day! I’m not sure how I feel about it but since I’ve been trying to use my intuition more I might just try it:)

I’ve always been complimented for my eyes, it’s one of my favorite traits🥰Oh god how did you know!? It’s literally so hard for me to not smile without my eyes!!Hey leave me and my round head out of this LMAO🤚🏼

My dressing style is...interesting to say the least. I’m constantly changing my aesthetic, I can’t stay with one thing:’) Ooooh mysterious vibes~ Ik the 10th house may also play a part in how we are viewed to the public and I have a scorpio mc with pluto in the 10th. Eh idk if that really does anything tho. NOOO NOT THE HEIGHT! I’m more on the average side but i’m the oldest of my siblings yet i’m the shortest💀

Funny you mention that- Luicd dreaming is something I got interested in but for some reason I forgot about it, I’m gonna look into it again!👀

Bby I really am shy but tbh I feel like once I’m comfortable i’m definitely extroverted- Hmm I guess you can call me an extroverted introvert AJSKHSB anyways sorry i keep getting off track oml. I feel that sometimes my 1st house stellium can wash out my reserved personality and that neptune dominance. YYESSS I LOVE STYLING!!!😌 ITS LIKE MY STYLE IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT BUT YOU CAN GET AN IDEA OF WHAT I LIKE. AWHWHJMSKS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOUR WORK IS BEAUTIFUL! MUAH MUAH MUAH I HOPE MY FEEDBACK WAS INFORMATIONAL ON SOME THINGS FOR YOU! TAKE CARE AND CONTINUE TO SPREAD YOUR JOY YOU BIG BUNDLE OF SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS🌈✨

AWWW IM GLAD IT RESONATED AND GIRL I HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS BECAUSE THOSE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL PLACEMENTS

Oml you must look soo gorgeous btw! So first you said you keep changing your aesthetics and stuff? GIRL YOUR RISING IS AQUARIUS IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AHH

plus Neptune is conjunct your AC and in 12th? You must look so ethereal and not even know it oml

Neptune conjunct AC is seen in a lot of models charts btw 🥳 my mom who has Neptune in the 1st was scouted for modelling when she was younger so I know first hand experience! Neptune conjunct ascendant is definitely in their head often. You could daydream a lot or if you have dreams they could be vivid AF and if you do get into lucid dreaming or astral projection I feel like you could do wonders oml. Astral projection I've heard for some people can be scary and you need to be careful and protect yourself, personally for me I've gotten used to it some more but still working on it!

I love your placements so much!! Thank you for taking the time to share everything, I enjoyed reading it!

Have a beautiful day and I'm glad it resonated!! 🥳🥺🌈🍭

[anarchistbitch]

hiiii, I'm back, sorry I took so long, i was gonna reply earlier but i had hw and so that I wouldnt procrastinate I told myself I wouldnt reply until I got it done and then when I did it I was tired af and fell asleep and then it slipped my mind, sorry sorry sorry

first off, a song rec Quizás, Quizás, Quizás by Andrea Bocelli and Jennifer López

I'm glad you had a great republic day♡ love me those independence celebration holidays

thank you for the link <3 and yeah, you're right, she worked on it so it should be good, i just have trust issues lmao

ah mbj, mbj, it's the same with moshang bc you see the fandom constantly talking about them but then you read the book and ???? where are they???? goes to show our love for them ig

YES definitely, it was SO easy to forget how powerful he really was bc he was just kind of going around being ~annoying and quirky~ that also happens with the whole book itself I think, cause it has a lot more humor than the others but the things happening are just as fucked up and painful

new hc: there was another person involved when binghe was conceived

they should just exaggerate sqq's inner monologue about how binghe is gonna kill him and all that, if shen yuan could convince himself of heterosexuality I'm sure they can convince the censors

I become a puddle of tears whenever I think of gongyi xiao, he was just a good boy and yeah, your sibling had a galaxy brain moment, they're so right

they're literally the "bro get your dog" "it dont bite" "yes it do" vine, he's sqq's (and our) little meow meow

I adore cbaw toooooo, it's so beautiful and nice, def a comfort read, and SJSJSJS ikkkkk, I understand they were trying to show that they looked so much alike but damnbro sjsnznsnsn

noooooooo, I actually love the watermark??? idk I just think it's charming, I made sure it was still visible sjdjsjsj my editing was basically adding more sky so I didnt have to crop anything out

I did see and I couldn't agree more ksdjdjsjsjsj this week was so tiring???? I dont even know why but everyone I talked to seemed so exhausted already, on thursday we got the day off bc we changed president and the ceremony was taking place that day (we just got our first ever woman president btw, she had so many good campaign promises, here's to hoping she sticks to them) but we'd just been back for three days and everyone was celebrating the day off as if we were three months in, seriously

thanks to having our day off I didnt have my second class with ms devil, first day was just introductions and going over syllabus so thursday was gonna be our real first class but monday I wont be able to escape my fate any longer

dont apologize for rambling, I do love reading what you have to say 😌💖

about your ps, 😳💍 might be a bit soon but will you marry me??

good luck on your classes and make sure to rest and eat properly!!

-M<3

between the both of us i have a worse reply timing so pls dont apologize😭😭 also good for you for completing your hw!!

ive only listened to a few of jlo's songs and the song does give that vibe of wanting to be with each other but being able to due to whatever reason .the guitar in the song is really well played too!!

Song rec for ya: Never tear us apart by INXS (yea the song from euphoria s2 ep3😔 i dont know if youve watched it but this song is really so so good)

and yea i dont you blame you for the trust issues lol so many good books/comics have gone through.. tremendous changes when being adapted. but hey nellie is there!!

moshang is THE ship cause he really married his blorbo 😭😭 and isnt it enough? to create the perfect man? and marry him ?? speaking of sqh. whats ur thought on cumplane👀👀 i have a few hc's that they were together before transmigration but never told each other about PIDW. like a mr & mrs smith au but the being-agents is them hating each other on socmed.

ykw? su xiyan deserves two partners😤

gongyi xiao🥺🥺 when i tell you i cried when i saw him in the donghua. in another au where lbh is a disciple of huan hua i feel like they would been besties or at least have certain respect for e/o.

binghe is also sqh's meow meow <3

cbaw was such a great manhua and im so sad its ending but the drama is airing in a few weeks!!! also the next chapter is of their honeymoon 😳😳

heres hoping to a political term with no bad happenings and many progressive actions 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

everyone is so tired and idk if its cause of the weather or its that the vibes™ . but so many things are gonna happen in a few weeks and then months including my graduation to the next year(my teacher is a little shit and im stubborn i will literally graduate just to spite her)

celebrate ur days off!!! its literally so cold and i havent been out at all(covid restrictions back on and also my family member is high risk)

school is depressing as fuck but one thing i kinda realized that they also set a precedent of "this is how school is supposed to be :(:(" and i think have a slightly optimistic look on ur situation definitely helps a lot

skds i love reading what you have to say

damn take me out to dinner first🙄🙄 but yes i accept💗💗💗💗💗

the same for you as well!! stay safe and healthy!!