#aha thinks this is funny

[feroluce]

I've only recently started having my own thoughts about Emanator!Sampo and I think my favorite version of this is that he is technically an Emanator, it's just that he doesn't talk about it because Aha is a dick who only blesses people that don't want it and Sampo hates it here dkjxkdkdck

Aha blessed the Mourning Actors! A whole faction of people who have specifically made it their life's mission to resist Elation! THEY made a literal worm THEIR Emanator just to see if it would be accepted into the Genius Society! And when it wasn't, Aha just as easily killed it and tossed it aside! So I feel like there is a good possibility that Aha looked down at Sampo, this little oddball who doesn't seem to even like Epsilon or a lot of the Masked Fools and was like.

Hey.

You know what would be really really funny.

And I feel like being an Emanator wouldn't even be a plus for Sampo, because of how he operates. Sampo excels at blending in; he managed to smuggle himself onto a planet

that had been isolated for 700 years,

with only one (1) single city on it,

and going even further, he snuck himself into the Underground,

where the population is even more sparse,

and STILL. Not a single accusation of him being an alien! Not even after the Astral Express lands and proves that interstellar space travel is possible! Sampo is so thoroughly ingrained into Belobog that yeah, some people admit they don't know his origins, but none of it ever comes with the question of whether he actually is a Belobog native or not. Sampo knows exactly how to blend himself into his surroundings in the most subtle way possible. And being an Emanator, something far more powerful than any normal human or Pathstrider could ever hope to be, would only throw in a massive extra variable for him. Sampo would have to be so so careful to keep a lid on his Emanator traits, to keep up the appearance of being totally normal and average at all times. It doesn't help him at all.

And this part is pure indulgence, but I love taking Aha's closeness with mortals, and THEIR tendency to take human form, and twisting it into a case of THEM using Sampo as a vessel.

I want Aha to look at Sampo the same way all of us look at Sampo. A chew toy. A plaything. Something to shove through the meat grinder. Aha thinks Sampo is hilarious and a funny, silly little guy, and THEY want to put him in Situations just to see what he does. Sampo is not a fan.

This though, this is what makes Sampo so wildly entertaining as a vessel. Because Aha knows that Sampo does not want to be a vessel, does not even want to be an Emanator, and THEY find it SO much fun to watch the mental gymnastics he has to pull to convince himself he's ok with it, this is fine actually, because he's not exactly about to tell off a literal god. He doesn't feel like getting a smiting today, please and thank you.

Because squeezing yourself into a human vessel is so different than merely adopting a human disguise, there's already a human soul in there, it's kind of a tight fit. If Sampo doesn't make room, doesn't all but dissociate right out of his own body, it could cause. Consequences.

And so, Aha always gives a warning, just to watch him squirm.

It begins with the sound of bells.

Just little ones, at first. Small, clinking little sounds that could even be considered nice. Something almost gentle, like a wind chime in a pleasant breeze on a warm day. This is the signal for the countdown.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Makes himself as small as possible within his own body.

The bells rise and multiply, tinkling wind chimes give way to sleigh bells, to shopkeepers bells, the sound of something inevitable approaching, something entering.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Dilutes himself, weaker and weaker concentrations.

The bells rise and rise, multiply and multiply, celebration and tragedy resonating in the sound of church bells, ringing bright and loud, the sounds of weddings and funerals both the same.

Sampo breathes in, breathes out. Becomes like smoke, like vapor. Hollows himself out.

Empty, empty, empty until he echoes, like a bell, like something with the sole purpose of being shaken and rattled around, a thing to be struck, the sounds jarring and punched out and gasping and piercing the air, the lung, the eardrum.

Sampo breathes in.

Beaten he rings, bashed in he sings.

Aha breathes out.

[cabbagege]

It's always one of them

[debuckle]

a brad torrence pov during his time shadowing bobby, except he's also shadowing buck & eddie's relationship. it all started when he was talking to the writers about his character's coma and brad was delighted to discover that his character is potentially getting a love interest in the next season and, of course, being the thorough actor he is, he decides to keep an eye out for the romantic relationships of 118. after some consideration, he decides that he's going to be studying buckandeddie. which is OBVIOUSLY a thing, but brad is uncertain about the details. so he tries to strike up a conversation with the two, to learn some first hand details about them, but they are being extremely unhelpful: eddie keeps fishing for the confidential information about the future episodes of the hotshots (brad is also fairly certain eddie keeps recording every conversation) and buck just keeps going on and on about how great eddie and christopher are, and brad is starting to get frustrated because he needs the insight into their relationship. he starts interrogating others as well, determined to get to the bottom of it

[joshua-beeking]

There's not enough people discussing the extremely hilarious/endearing/surprising( depending on how you interpret things) possible playthrough experience of Henry being a virgin in kcd1 ( with the virgin achievement trophy) and romancing Hans in kcd2, therefor popping his metaphorical cherry there.

With how confident and in charge he is in the scene, it adds such an amusing tone to it. The man was on a mission.

" You never give up do you? That's what I like most about you." After all.

[bluemanticism]

voltron and its all the same except keith has reaaaally sharp stilettos

[fatedroses]

-An old-timer like me.

[when-the-crows-perch]

My current favorite Amphoreus theory is that Zagreus was just straight up Aha

[uldahstreetrat]

glamtober - 31. spooky or supernatural

okay so clearly I think I'm funny but my husband encouraged this asdhasjd - I mostly just wondered how easy it would be to make a Dean Winchester cosplay, but the answer turned out to be very easy indeed aha

glamour details!

Varsity Jacket - Jet Black, Wine Red Tantalus Breeches Street High-top Shoes - Jet Black Steel-barreled Carbine

[dannyphannypack]

i know we all love our perfectly evil Ghost Investigation Ward, but i was rewatching the second Men in Black movie with my dad a while ago and I couldn’t help but feel like an AU in which the Guys in White’s motivations and morality more closely resembled their namesake could be really interesting … i’d love to see a fic in which danny works alongside the ghost police/border patrol/detective squad instead of being kidnapped and tortured by them

[jakeperalta]

watching nobody wants this and it's fun but unfortunately I cannot unsee how the middle of kristen bell's forehead is perfectly smooth and incapable of moving :/

[namelessprince]

oh my god you know fnc nat 20 kiss??? apparently the INTENDED SOLUTION for 'perform an act of love' was a) put on a show and pretend to propose, or b) save whoever fell into the water

[uldahstreetrat]

me every time i see @oh-hecate on my feed ꉂ (´∀｀)

been cackling in my head about this stupid idea for months, we both have great taste in rabbit ladies it would seem!

[sombrathedragon]

referencing thing Sombras never seen, bleach edition

Ichigo: Moonwatcher

Rukia: Winter

Renji: Kinkajou

Chad: Umber

Orihime: Turtle

Uryu: Mightyclaws

Ya know I hope the fans of these medias are also wof fans and see this and just say ‘yeah anon is right’

[syn4k]

hey not to bring 2022 drama back on the dash but does anyone else remember the dream face reveal. i just randomly remembered it for no reason while drawing i and immediately started laughing so hard i think i woke up my dad

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i’m way to angry of a person to relate to charles as much as i do. anyway please never stop drawing first class cherik i love them so much

not sure what i can do for you for that first bit but i can for sure do a better job at fulfillin that second part !!!!!!