#aka i’ve been sketching while watching daredevil again

[jackklinestan]

like father // like son

[theabominableblogger]

Rewatching “AKA Top Shelf Perverts”

AN:  From this point on and through the finale, the show gets a lot more intense and dark so fair warning.

How the crap did Kilgrave get in her apartment?  The emergency exit?

The most disgusting thing about this entire scene is that he pees in her toilet.  Besides the fact that he went through her case file and snuck into her apartment, he peed in her toilet.  Like no.  That’s just basically marking your territory.  Ugh.

“The lights are off to suggest no one’s here...”  Bwahaha!

RUBEN, RUN!

“Because I [Ruben] love her.”  Ooh shit.

Kilgrave’s freaking face.  He literally becomes a hedgehog.

I’ve been wanting to make this post for a while but whenever you see a guy get jealous over a girl, he puffs up.  I don’t know whether or not there’s actually a nickname for it but it’s there.

Hellboy does it in his first movie, Joker does in “Suicide Squad,” Kilgrave does it here...

*Jessica lands in the trash*  There ya go.  Now you’re a Defender.

Now has Iron Fist landed in the trash during his show?  I don’t think he has.

Malcolm went out for a run!  That’s awesome!

So... much... beer... everywhere...

*Jessica finds Ruben dead in her bed*  The first time I saw this episode, I actually had to pause it and walk away for a good five minutes.  That’s how much that shocked me.

Jessica, no.

This whole episode plot could be resolved if you guys just CALLED THE POLICE like Malcolm suggested!

[Trish and Simpson are going at it] *turns off volume*

*slams hand on table*  Really?

OH MY GOD THEY HAVEN’T REMOVED RUBEN’S BODY?!?!!?

*Malcolm decides to clean up*  THANK JESUS!

Oh my God, Robyn, SHUT UP.

Why does a twenty-something-year-old man play with an Etch-a-Sketch?

I literally cannot stand Robyn’s bullshit in this show.  Oh my God someone hold me back.

Oh hi Wendy...

Pam, what are you wearing?!?!?

Like I said, you have to feel bad for Pam in this situation.

Oh my God, I forgot about Trish’s mom...

This woman deserves nothing.

“People do bad things, Jessie.”  “Doesn’t make the bad shit you did go away.”  Boom.  That’s the show.  Right there.

Malcolm:  Don’t scream.

Trish:  HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO?!?!?

“I’ve got 56 minutes of freedom left.  I’ll take my chances.”  It’s way too bright out to be anywhere near 8 pm.

Opening theme!

[Malcolm takes the cover off Ruben’s face] *does ‘emerging out of water’ gasp*

A cell phone light is not gonna help you see in that river, Jess.

So how long was Jessica in the interrogation room?  She was sopping wet when she came into the police station and now her hair’s totally dry.

“I’m a top shelf pervert.”  Roll credits! *ding*

That’s Mahoney from Daredevil!

OH SHIT THIS SCENE

I DON’T HAVE MY NERF GUN WITH ME SO I CAN FIRE FOAM BULLETS AT MY SCREEN

There’s a picture of Stan Lee in the background

And here he is, in all of his purple glory.  You purple shit.

Maybe it’s just me, but I noticed that whenever Kilgrave is doing something to impress Jessica or to just do something in order to gain her back again, he wears the really obvious purple.  The only time we really see him in the really dark colors, it’s in the next episode, where he’s trying to make her cozy back up to him again. 

No.  More.  Tenth.  Doctor.  Mannerisms.  Please.

[watches entire scene in absolute silence]

ohmygodicanbreatheagain... holy crap...

This really chaotic string section for Kilgrave’s leitmotif reminds me an awful lot of the Joker’s theme in “The Dark Knight”

Aaannd you had to make it weird, Robyn.

Jessica, upon arriving at her house:  Hi, sorry I’m late.  Didn’t wanna come.

*Kilgrave steps out of the house to greet her*  Sweater.  Slacks.  Flipping lounging shoes.

A perversion of domestic bliss in its entirety.  It’s supposed to look really nice and sweet but it’s really not; it’s disgusting.