#aka the friends i made during my dan and phil phase

[goldenatreides]

coming back to this hellsite after years of…life feels like dusting off some old book, cracking open the spine and seeing ghosts of a past life staring right back at you. so melancholy and bittersweet

aka i hope the people i once knew, however briefly, lost contact with, accidentally ghosted, chatted with, are happy and well and know that it was nice to be here with them in these little moments

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Bet/Dare Masterlist

Links Last Checked: May 11th, 2022

1000 Post-It Notes (ao3) - phansparent

Summary: Phil bets Dan that he can use up all the Sword Art Online post-it notes in one year. Whoever wins can make any request from the other, and the other will be forced to oblige.

Bets - dxnhowell

Summary: Chris and PJ take up a babysitting job and end up babysitting two kids from their own town, Dan and Phil. Dan and Phil are very close for two six year old boys and they say they want to marry each other when they get older, and they suggest Chris and PJ will too.

Betting Pool - peterick

Summary: Chris and PJ bet on how long it will take Dan and Phil to figure out their feelings for each other.

Break My Trust, I’ll Break Your Ribs - analphancones

Summary: Dan is embarrassed. He made a mistake. He let his boyfriend take pictures of him during sex. And now, the whole school has seen them. He’s heart broken. But he forgives the boyfriend and slight fluff happens!

But If I Win (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: Phil, with no intentions of stopping any time before the lap was over, switched from feather light kisses to gentle open-mouth nips at Dan's soft neck, his tongue grazing across every spot his mouth reached while his teeth lightly tugged at the skin. "Phil, stop. This isn't fu-fucking f-fair!" Dan half yelled as his grip on the controller faltered, costing him quite a bit of his lead but he was still able to hold on to first place. ~*~*~ aka the fic where dan and phil bet that whoever wins the next round of mario kart gets eaten out by the other and phil decides he's gonna win by playing dirty

Cinderella's Challenge (ao3) - pinkfrostedsprinkleddoughnuts

Summary: When Chris challenges Dan and Phil to find somebody to hook up with at a bar so they can finally get laid, they don't expect to wake up naked in the same bed the next morning. But hey, at least they won the bet, right?

Falling In Love With The Enemy - dxnhowell

Summary: punk!phil gets dared by Chris to ask rich!dan out. They hate each other and Phil doesn’t want to do the dare but he loves challenges. He only has two weeks until the deadline to make Dan fall in love with him.

I Dare You - fiction-phan

Summary: “I’m egging your house for a dare but you parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so I told them that you were my ex and you wronged me but now you’re coming outside and please go along with this, I don’t want to go to jail.”

Introductions - jilliancares

Summary: Punk!Phil introduces pastel!Dan to his friends, and he has a great reception.

Leave You Low And Blow Your Mind - phan-panda

Summary: Dan’s friends bet him that he won’t give Phil a lap dance at the party while everyone watches.

Maybe Next Year (ao3) - TwistedRocketPower

Summary:  The honeymoon phase has to end eventually… Right?

Picking Up The Pieces (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: During a truth or dare game, Phil is made to break up with his pastel-wearing boyfriend. He was too drunk to fully understand what was happening at the time but now that he's sobered up, will Dan ever trust him again?

Risky Situations - jilliancares

Summary: Dan Howell and Phil Lester don’t like each other, but Dan had too much pride to turn down Phil’s dare, even if it was to masturbate during class.

Santa Baby (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: When Phil uncovers a real mess in the couple's Christmas decorations, he comes up with a sexual game to determine which one of them must deal with the mess. Phil challenges Dan to something impossible, but both men have fun trying to outwit and out-sex the other.

The Bet (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters

Summary: Dan was drunk, he shouldn’t have even considered it but… “How much?” “£100.” Jack grinned, hiccuping and taking a swig of his beer. “Deal?”

Two Dans, Two Dildos, What Did You Expect? - wishicouldunreadthat

Summary: 2009!dan and 2015!dan make a bet to see who can last longest on a dildo without touching themselves/coming.

You've Got a Lot of Nerve (ao3) - gryffoned

Summary: Two men are forced to spend a day with each other by bet at the hand of a tipsy person aka the time of which Phil is extremely provocative and Dan blushes a lot.