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ortustheninth · 2 years

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real quick before I forget but now that we know about jod’s heroic attempt to save all of humanity by cryogenically freezing them tragically thwarted by funding cuts to the sciences (narrated to us of course, by jod)… was that post about ‘imagine just living on planet earth and then waking up 10 thousand years later on the universe’s most miserable goth and catholic planet’ actually correct?? the 300 people shipped off to the Ninth were the people the proto lyctor cryogenics team managed to freeze before the governments and elon musks of the world revealed they were ditching earth for kuiper 7??

if they were frozen preResurrection do any of them even have necromantic potential? is Jod no longer the last person who knows what none pizza with left beef is?

#please it would be so funny #actually tho. real talk maybe but uh. sadly could def see tazmuir doing this to us. think we already know aiglamene’s making an appearance #in nona. she probably left the ninth house bc the newcomers outnumbered the pissed off elderly nuns and wouldn’t stop holding group therapy #sessions and refusing to wear the skull makeup #the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #the locked tomb spoilers #the ninth house #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn #emperor john gaius #alecto’s going to open up w narrow escaping the tomb rolling away the rock and walking straight into a poetry reading session #since there’s nothing else to do on god’s most decrepit space cult. and harrow may’ve just escaped literal hell but the chapter ‘s going to #be about her in metaphorical hell #it’s what ortus Nigenad would want #this is a very long post for one that begins with ‘real quick’ sorry about that lads

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