#alexiohs

[doffyslittledove]

favorite haytham au concept (priest, pilot 🥵👀, cowboy, etc) and why

girlie…… are you tryna kill me?

i…. gotta go with priest haytham. something so sexy about forbidden desires and religious themes. confessing your sins to priest haytham kenway, a devoted priest, nothing could steer him down the devil’s path. except for you. 🙃

[natsuzora]

@alexiohs idk if that's yassified but 😳

[sunlight-mihir]

my (nine) fav albums i was tagged by @alexiohs  TY, dear!

I listen to a weird mix of heavy music, synth/electro goth stuff and ambient, depending on my mood

These are in no particular order: 1. Behemoth - The Satanist 2. Wordclock - Heralds 3. Mgła - Exercises in Futility 4. Artur Kordas - Darkwood ost 5. Batushka - Litourgiya 6. Tool - Lateralus 7. Septic Flesh - Communion 8. Desiderii Marginis - Procession 9. Wordclock - A Greater Bliss Tagging: @subatlove @trajektoria @ms-xax and @brucietales 

[decadent-hag]

@dasfreefree @alexiohs two Absolute Devils on my shoulders

[demonfiretanto]

c**hayth mutual 🌚

YOU BET BAYBEE ❤️❤️

[doffyslittledove]

picture it: cowboy sheriff haytham 👀

PLEASE DKNDSKBDNS OH MY GOD I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS

[doffyslittledove]

we want unpopular opinions, headcanons, and confessions!! go

WOOOOOOF OK!!!

unpopular opinion: ac:rogue is my favorite ac game thus far. people judge the shit outta shay for jumping ship when it you played the game you realize the assassins treated shay like shit. shay is an interesting character and deserves a lot more love that he gets.

my brain is very ?????? rn so the only headcanon i got is haytham likes to be called Daddy and Sir…. During 👀👀👀 i will not take criticism

not really sure what to confess….. i’d confess that i wanna fuck the big bad templar grand master but that’s not really a secret now is it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[doffyslittledove]

pls don’t go 🥺

oh no bby!!!! i’ve been on tumblr for what feels like forever. im not going anywhere. and if i did make a new blog, you’d be one of my first follows

[doffyslittledove]

responding to ur tags:

he’s so buff i want him to strangle me

SMOTHER ME WITH THE PECS

catch me writing a strongly worded letter to ubisoft about why we did not receive any shirtless and / or hair down moments with haytham literally 10 years later

[doffyslittledove]

#i am once again begging for a crumb of cock P LEASE I'M YELLIN

sexually charged and wildly unhinged™️

[doffyslittledove]

👀

ur honestly the first person i've seen to not like ezio. i can't say shit bc ezio was my second love (behind altair being my first)

now i'm a woman of taste and i want haytham to knock me out :)

[doffyslittledove]

hi queen just checking in & hope ur doing okay 💗🫶🏼

hello my love ❤️

sorry i’ve been mia here recently. i’m staying busy with work and i’ve just been exhausted more than usual lately. i hope you’re doing well too 💕

[doffyslittledove]

ur existence is a BLESSING 2 ME 🤍

🥺🥺🥺

ma’am right back you queen. ily ❤️

[doffyslittledove]

ASSASSINATE THIS P*SSY!! SAY IT WITH UR CHEST!! we’re proud sluts here!!

listen... he brings out the whore in me...

daddy

[doffyslittledove]

omg you like turn too???? ily 💗💗💗

it's been a LOOONG time since i watched it, and i never finished it but i loved what i did see

i need to go back!

[doffyslittledove]

co-founder of the coalition of haytham kenway whores

gorl i'll accept my title with honor