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#all the aot boys most often have Thighs because they throw themselves around on wires all day
ikemenomegas · 1 year
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Thick thigh gang because I just turned in my final products for my master's and I feel both ill and elated and afraid to sleep:
Muriel - is big and tall, has the thickest of thighs, of course. He is so Man Shaped, I don't even know what else to call it. He's just, I want to squeeze his legs but he'd probably hop away...
Getou - hngh, I have been In It with him lately, it's the thing about a tragic fall and all that, but if you don't know what I'm talking about, season 2 better give us knockout shower scene or what is it all for
Kakashi - whoever said this guy was skinny? he's got it all, ass, thighs, shoulders and pecs. He also has all the damage, all of it, but everyone's got something weird, right?
Levi - forget that bishonen shit, he is short and weighs like he's got lead in his pockets. And his legs and not just for show. Levi Ackerman is ripped af and we all know it.
Choso - Please. If you haven't, go read chapter 206. I also like a man who can get down in the mud
Erwin - ... he goes on this list because 1am is honesty hours but I have always been so lukewarm on this guy. Levi is spot on when he calls Erwin creepy intense, but there's a reason he survived to be one of the last three veterans
Iruka - I feel like he needs a theme song that has something like "oh he's a man" which feels cheesy to write but he's got some amazing legs that are probably as thick as Kakashi's but softer and nice to bite under those chunin joggers. You know it, I know, he knows it and he gets red in the face when you mention it
Nanami - *longing sigh; he was such a skinny punk back in the day, but you can already see he was getting those shoulders. He doesn't quite look it because he sends dorito shaped, but he did not skip leg day as a corporate financier and he actually eats like an adult most of the time so that muscle is real and worked for by regularly chasing monsters in the dark.
Portgas D Ace - He walked around shirtless. In shorts. All the time. He has confidence in spades, abs for days, an ass that means those khakis don't fall flat, and the thighs of a surfer to stay upright on that boat thing he uses all the time
Shisui - We got him for like two seconds but /insert dog meme (was it a dog? some small animal i think). The Uchiha are typically svelte but most of them are also shinobi. Shisui is the master of the body flicker, you think he doesn't have thighs in the shinobi sweatpants? because I think he's got Legs (and this means legs for days too because he's tall) from springing away like the world's fastest grasshopper all the time
Yuji - just look at Choso, these brothers mmmm. Kenjaku is a piece of shit but his kids are hot. He's got runner's thighs though, which means not juicy thick all the way down, just like, drumstick thick at top but with hot af calves too
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i could not find a horizontal picture of a classical statue with amazing legs. you get a back instead and you get to know this is not what i mean
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