#almost typed “octopusses”...

[cinnamini-mon]

たこっちゅ ~~~ 🐙🐙🐙

[harringrovetrashrat]

head canon that Billy sings in the shower and he sings really poppy 'girly' songs instead of the type of music he normally listens to.

Yesyesyes. I definitely feel like he’d maybe sing them quietly in his father’s house (because men don’t listen to madonna), but then would move in with Steve and sing loudly in the shower when Steve’s out so he can keep up his disdain for Steve’s music (cuz it’s fuckin’ funny).

So one day Steve comes home almost right after leaving for work, cuz he didn’t have a shift, ready to like, get dicked down, and Billy is just belting in the shower:

BABY YOU’RE ALL THAT I WANT

And Steve, well, Steve got made fun of just yesterday for singing this exact Bryan Adams song, so he shucks off his work clothes, sneaks in while Billy’s belting particularly loud, and throws open the curtain,

“What the fuck!” And Billy almost slips in the shower, shampoo getting in his eyes, and Steve hops in behind him.

“I fucking knew you liked this song!” And he wraps his arms around Billy, who is bright red at being caught out and looking so lame. “You’re such an asshole,” Steve whines, smiling wide though. “You can’t make fun of my music anymore.”

“I’ll make fun of your music all I want,” Billy grumbles, still blushing. “You tell anyone about this and--”

“You’ll kill me, yeah, yeah.”

And they finish showering together and when they’re cuddled up, Billy’s arms wrapped around Steve who octopussed immediately, wrapping himself around Billy as much as he can, Billy sings,

Stevie you’re all that I want, when you’re lying here in my arms

And his voice isn’t great, maybe a little pitchy, but it makes Steve’s heart beat faster and swell up with love.

But he’s still gonna get a recording of Billy singing ‘Material Girl’ if it’s the last thing he does.

[tongluculture]

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