#also DJ FUCKING QUALLS MAN!!!!!!! DJ QUALLS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING

[castielsprostate]

the thing about garth is that he literally broke the cycle. he got!!!! out!!!!! he became what everyone was supposed to fear and hate and he!!!!!! broke!!!! the!!!!! fucking!!!!!! cycle!!!!!!!!!!!!! he got a house and a family and HAPPINESS!!!!!!!! HE BECAME A DENTIST!!!!!!!!! and he. broke. the. cycle. and he SURVIVED. he SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he didn't have luck, or final girl syndrome or god or anything cosmic on his side. BUT HIMSELF!!!!!!! and he!!!! FUCKING!!!! DID!!!!!! IT!!!!!!!! HE BROKE THE CYCLE!!!!!!! AND HE SERVED CUNT WHILE DOING SO

[incarnateirony]

Patrick out here desperately scrambling to concoct a universe in which he didn't spend several months making shrill noises mocking the exact elements of ACTUAL POSTS OF ACTUAL STUFF I WAS ACTUALLY SPECCING which turned out to be, SURPRISE TO NOBODY, THE ACTUAL PLANNED ENDING GRADUALLY RELEASED IN INFO BYTES.

Dude out here basically crawling through my #shitposts #crack tags like "LOOK HOW WRONG THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS"

bro I also have crack posts of Jared sleeping with DJ Qualls that doesn't mean that was my actual fucking information

ARE YOU OKAY BRO

L I T E R A L L Y HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL APART "FUCKING AROUND WITH FRIENDS IN SILLY THREADS-- HEY HEY HEY WHAT IF WHAT IF" from "So anyway the ending will involve Castiel dying in subsuming death by facing his shadow, and then dean will die next before sam gets a full life on earth, while the others reunite in heaven at the roadhouse"

LITERALLY. I HAVE LIKE. ENTIRE VIDEO SERIES DOCUMENTING THIS ENTIRE "SPECULATION" PATH, THERE ARE HOURS OF STUDIOUS FOOTAGE COVERING TO DETAIL OUT FOR THE VIEWER WHY IT WOULD TREND THAT WAY. THERE IS a 6 HOUR PATHWAY I EDITED FOR YOU GUYS.

THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF POSTS AND POSTS WITHIN MASTERPOSTS THAT WERE RELEASED WITH THESE VIDEOS EXPLAINING WHAT THEY MEAN AND HOW THEY MOVE AND WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND HOW DIFFERENT AUTHORS WERE DOING IT AND WHERE THEY WERE TAKING IT.

THE FIRST RELEASE ALONE WAS THREE VIEWING HOURS OF CONTENT BEFORE THE FOOTAGE AFTER AS NEW CONTENT RELEASED.

AND HE CAN'T TELL IT APART FROM A SHITPOST.

That about sums up his general reading or media comprehension at the end of the day, doesn't it.

This dumb motherfucker heckled and laughed then REFUSED omission and

I cannot emphasize this enough

I repeat,

HE SPENT 5,000$ IN HIS OVERBLOWN CONFIDENCE JUST TO PROVE HE IS, IN FACT, AN OBLIVIOUS DIPSHIT.

Five thousand dollars. I need you to understand this man's mental state. He was so goddamn confident he worked with Kelios and Vinnie and burned literal thousands of dollars to prove I was right all along, even without Dabb clarifying the roadhouse or everyone else the thousand other elements I laid out there.

All he has to grasp at straws with now is crackposts and denial of the very obvious chain of events.

What a sad self consolation. I think he feels it. His entire relevance and platform is withering before his eyes. Everything he has ever been a pretender for already festers on the floor and the next few years is nothing but vultures picking apart the carcass.

Patrick's apparently been trying to read the goddamn memes on my blog like tea leaves holy buddha on a pickle

miserable, self absorbed jared stans like himself wanted to believe Jensen would let it rest. That he "liked" the ending. They ignored everything--they ignored him ignoring the finale, even, and waxing poetic about something else. They ignored the omissions, they ignored the upset, they ignored the BTS info of what caused the breakdown, they ignored it all.

They wanted, no they NEEDED it to rest. If it rested, they could continue to air out this "EVERYONE ELSE WAS WRONG TRUFINALE IS KING JENSEN IS BIBRO GOD" if Jensen had let it go.

But Jensen can't let it go, and they can't let THAT go.

...you know what happens? To angry spirits that can't let go?

They hate the prequel and drag it and act like they have any comprehension what's going on when they're literally 8 episodes behind the curve. They see the signs, they all saw Jib, most got angry in the moment. They know what's fucking happening and they're losing their shit and popping open any google argument loophole they can perceive for a road out.

There isn't one.

They aren't the vengeful ghosts.

Jensen, and all that was ripped away from him is and are.

At the end of the day, that's all this noise is. Their upset that their parasocial, projected, idealized version of Jensen doesn't exist. That he isn't that man, just like I said days before Jib to him in open warning full of as many bold headliners in this post.

That Jensen doesn't exist. But to face that they need to also face they've sided with the oppressor. Some, i think, consciously know and do it for that cause. Others, I think, just acted in pride and desperate need for attention online. The longer I've known of Patrick, the more convinced I am that he is a conscious bad faith actor.

Those bad faith actors are aware they are the enemy. And they welcome that role and, just like his malicious rending at Jensen and the Winchesters as a person and idea each their own, he will gladly fulfill that position. And part of his bid for enemy action is sewing this rotten discord or the lies he was called in advance on and caught in live in my pinned post. That's it. That's who Patrick is.

And that is All. he is.

Not even as a fandom.

Just as a person

that's all he is.

not even a person really. just a miserable pretending sack of shit and lies, who's terminal onlineitis comes to catching M&Gs and badly warped fan rumors to warp himself again, and pretend, hey, this makes me connected, and valid. He lives for it. And he fails for it. And if you look at what his notes rot at, frankly his social media presence has rightfully died for it. He used to get notes every post in the hundreds and a few tipped to thousands. Now, he's lucky if his hottest of takes collects 30 notes, and the better part cap at 5. How the mighty have fallen with the public's growing awareness.

Frankly he just needs to disappear but I think he imagines rebuilding that following and that narrative with new oblivious parties to his game. It's only going to get worse for him from here.