#sjonnie.text

[castielsprostate]

dean tells john about the time he kissed a boy in high school as a dare and the next night john slips him an informational flyer about assisted euthanasia during dinner

[sjonni33]

FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE THOSE FUCKING. WORM ON A STRIN G EARRINGS!!!!!!!

[arajasegaran]

fandom

LGBTS: lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, superwholock

#sjonnie.text#i WILL make Superwholock trend in the year of our lord 2023#text post#memes#superwholock

[castielsprostate]

misha collins writing destiel fanfic: and as dean and cas' lips collide in a fiery fury of passion, the cold embrace of The Empty ripped into them, tearing them apart limb for limb. But they didn't care, their throbbing cocks intertwining, their nipples curling around each other. Castiel smiled, true happiness flooded his every nerve, reaching the tips of his toes and the one very annoying pimple on his back, he was engulfed in the one feeling he had never felt before;

Love.

danneel, beta-reading it before bed: by god misha you've done it again, you mad man. god jensen you need to read this, it's- i'm speechless

jensen, strapped and tied up in an extreme bdsm position, pegged and filled:

danneel: oh right

[castielsprostate]

rip jensen ackles died the way he lived! swimming in the cumjar

[castielsprostate]

PLEASE READ!!

i usually just ignore these but after seeing the donation scam for families to get out of Gaza again, i just feel like sharing this.

please be aware that these asks are 9/10x SCAMS. they use stolen photos, bios and even usernames. they link to some random paypal address to donate to, which is just the scammers personal paypal/a money mule's paypal.

ways to recognise these sobs are

new accounts. posts only go back a few days to 1 week

extremely intricate bios with way too much information, or a header title with no bio, but everything is personalised

grainy photos, weird headers that seem to be pulled directly from google

public likes and followers with likes often only being the posts they reblogged and a very random follower list (which often also doesn't correlate to the fandoms in their bio)

donation link in weird colours, or a linktree that goes to "donation link" and when you click it, it directs you straight to paypal. (if there's an actual gofundme, it is likely not a scam but you HAVE to click the links to make sure. you can name everything anything on linktree with a different link embedded)

to the piece of shit scammers; you guys are fucking wretched and vile and waste the air on this earth. go fuck yourself, please consider becoming a real member of society instead of some basement-dwelling loser that ain't got nothing better to do but prey on the kindness in others. fuck you

linking some REAL fundraisers and foundations you can donate to here

Foundations:

PCRF (palestine)

United24 (ukraine)

Trevor Project (lgbt+)

FourPaws (animals)

Médicine Sans Frontiers (doctors without borders)

CancerCare (cancer)

JustDigIt (climate)

Carbon180 (climate)

WorldDiabetesFoundation (diabetes)

Fundraisers:

Urgent evacuation (palestine)

Trans Ukrainian refugee (ukraine)

Bail for protesters (palestine)

Refugees (palestine)

@ vvictorman_uel (situation)

@ moodybeth12 (situation)

@ dirtangeldean (situation)

Yasha (pet)

Stray cats (pet)

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[castielsprostate]

🧅🫑🌶️🥓🧀🥓🌶️🫑🧅 made the mutuals a kebab

[castielsprostate]

having talented friends is so wild!!!!!! like. YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU made THAT. YOU DID THAT?!?!?!?! YOU created!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!! praise!!!!!!!! praise for one thousand years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[castielsprostate]

the year is 2027. the political podium is lit up, cameras and journalists swamping the area. from the left side, misha collins descends up the stairs defying the laws of gravity, on the right side, taylor swift is carried up by three stans crawling on hands and knees. they stand before a banner "misha collins x taylor swift 2028", jensen ackles is hung up jesus style in front of it. misha and taylor announce, "we are straight"

jensen ackles is pelted with bricks

[castielsprostate]

i think actually that being kind and silly is literally the point of life and if youre not kind and silly then what are you doing? you could be out there being kind and silly!!! like right now!!!

[castielsprostate]

reblog to mangle john winchester's corpse

[castielsprostate]

once again i ask of you to please stop looking towards celebrities and influencers for political commentary and their takes on catastrophic and inhumane world events and to instead focus your attention on experts, journalists and world leaders

[castielsprostate]

she super on my who till i lock

[castielsprostate]

the year is 2025. jensen ackles is strapped to an office chair with ducktape and nails, a pen hot glued to his hand, on the tv panel behind him is playing every gay kiss that was streamed on live tv from 2005 to 2025. misha collins is taped to the desk sacrificial style as jensen ackles is forced to write season 31 of supernatural on misha's exposed chest consisting of 327 sex scenes per episode between dean and castiel. the bi firefighter is holding the hose, cocked and loaded, as a threat to write faster

jared padalecki walks in, hurt and betrayed. he says "it should've been sastiel!" he gets pressure washed with the hose

[castielsprostate]

i, too, wouldve had a psychotic break like jensen ackles and trauma bond with dean winchester after having been buried alive, having to jump through real glass, be locked in an attic with 60k live bees, accidentally stab my co-star with a real knife prop, get lube thrown on me every other episode and be in a house that's actually on fire just to film a silly little tv show