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#also TSH isnt always the best test for thyroid problems
camillabanilla · 7 months
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The Healthcare People Where I Live: "Oh, you want to see the exact values of your last medical test? Sure thing, we made a handy website you can log in to and view your results! Because doctors don't like it if you ask for specifics beyond "test came back fine".
How do you log in, you wonder? First, you must pass the Three Trials. Trial the First: you must make an offering of blood to the Phlebotomist and acquire the first code. No, you can't just make an appointment to get the code, and you MUST have a Spell of Test Requisition from -"
You know what I'll just stay fucking sick, thanks.
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