#also because every time I come home he’s like 🥰sister hey wherever you been I love you | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rachiller · 3 months

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I love stereotypes about dogs so much because of how funny it is when they get disproved. My giant Rottweiler who looks like he might have eaten several children in the past and is looking for his next victim giving big sad eyes when he lays his head in your lap 3 seconds after meeting him versus my tiny Jack Russell who until she sees a stranger looks like an innocent little baby then immediately becomes 90% teeth 10% dog, why sir, they are simply doing god’s work

#people seeing tito and going oh god let me put my dog on a leash so it doesn’t get eaten #me going oh no honey he wants to be friends with every living creature it’s the tiny demon that can be carried under your arm that you need #to worry about she’s getting ready to attack #anyway I miss my dogs #titan isn’t even technically my dog but in my heart he is #also because every time I come home he’s like 🥰sister hey wherever you been I love you #which annoys Holly bc she believes I am the only love in her life #I think more people should have giant scary dogs that have only love in their hearts #it would balance out all the tiny purse sized dogs that worship Satan #I love a dog that resembles an oversized fluffy rat but big scary dogs are sooooooo #anyway again have I mentioned I miss my dogs #holly my love I will be home again one day soon and I will give you a thousand kisses to make up for the ones you’ve missed #my angel my love my darling the only one who truly understands the whole of my soul

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