#also chifuyu's mom can fucking get it alright

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman Captains + BajiFuyuTora Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of substances, mentions of PTSD

Desc: Baji tries to make a polycule work with some heavy convincing

Baji: alr guys, i'm gonna ask Fuyu and Tora out on a date at the same time

Mitsuya: that's not gonna work

Draken: don't they hate each other? just pick one

Baji: no i'm in love with the both of them so i'm gonna ask both of them out

Baji: also they actually have feelings for each other but haven't realized it yet

Draken: you're pushing it

Smiley: first of all, Kazutora likes women

Baji: no, he has feelings for me but he hasn't realized it yet

Smiley: alright man

Mikey: Baji, your chances are better with Chifuyu. sort that out first because you're gonna ruin the entire friendgroup dynamic with this shit😟

Baji: we're not a friendgroup, we're lovers

Mikey: i'm talking about us, dipshit

Baji: who

Mikey: everyone who isn't Chifuyu and Kazutora??

Baji: idgaf

Mikey: ayt

Pah: weren't we your treasures or smth 🧐?

Baji: i've moved on to bigger things

Baji: smaller twinks

Baji: you get me?

Smiley: Chifuyu's short but he's not a twink.

Smiley: now Kazutora, we can call a twink

Smiley: you guys are using this word wrong

Mikey: it's it just a skinny guy?

Smiley: "a gay or effeminate man, or a young man, regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a bottom. they are attractive and slim in appearance."

Draken: this is just Mitsuya

Mikey: 🧐

Mitsuya: ?

Smiley: that is correct but i didn't wanna say anything cause that twink got hands🤷‍♂️

Mikey: now that i think about it, Mitsuya used to be kinda built. not buff but not skinny. fuck happened

Pah: Draken died

Pah: "died"

Baji: so he stopped eating? lame

Mitsuya: do you guys get how mourning works

Draken: well i'm good now so let's get this grub 🗣

Draken: sorry for making you sad, brother

Draken: it's my mission to bulk you up again

Mitsuya: i'm fine👍

Mikey: no one dying is going to get in between me and a meal😭🙏

Mikey: skill issue on Mitsuya's part

Smiley: skill issue is when your friend dies and you go into a depression so deep that you can't even eat anymore

Mikey: that's what i'm saying❗

Smiley: leave it up to Draken to get shot 3 times in the chest and just walk it off

Smiley: that was kinda hard tho

Draken: thanks👍

Draken: it hurt really bad

Draken: i think it traumatized me

Draken: i can't go to amusement parts now. or listen to fireworks cause i'll start hallucinating shit that happened from that night. weird

Mitsuya: ...that's called ptsd

Baji: yeah man you have ptsd

Draken: what's ptsd

Baji: PTSDEEZ NUTS LMAOOOOOOO

Baji: GOT EM

Draken: i wish your suicide attempt worked you mentally challenged, wanna be werewolf, loreal shampoo ad looking ass bitch

Baji: BANG BANG BANG💣💥💣💥💣💥

Mikey: DUDE💀

Baji: do you guys get it

Baji: it's the gunshots

Baji: because he has PTSD

Baji: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: do you remember how you killed Shinichiro

Baji: 😐

Mikey: GUYS💀

Draken: i'm sorry Mikey

Draken: but

Draken: Baji do you remember when you were screaming his name and watched him bleed to death

Smiley: ☠️

Draken: the skull represent Shinichiro, who you killed

Baji: anyway

Baji: back to my kittens

Baji: before Draken decided to take shit too far😒

Draken: when you go low I'll go lower

Baji: cause you were almost 6 feet under???

Draken: where you put Shinichiro??

Baji: ANYWAY

Mikey: Ken-chin he's gonna kill himself again😔

Draken: that is exactly the point

Baji: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY

Baji: anyway

Baji: back to the topic at hand 😐

Baji: i'm doing it tonight

Mitsuya: ahem

Mitsuya: do you know how awkward it's gonna be when Kazutora rejects you? we don't wanna have to deal with that

Baji: he won't reject me

Mikey: your delusional

Baji: can you guys name a situation in which things didn't work out for me?

Baji: no you can't

Mitsuya: 1) Bloody Halloween??

Draken: 2) Your grades🤨?

Mikey: 3) Not making your mom cry🤔?

Baji: ...

Baji: those don't count

Smiley: it's so hard trying to talk to stupid people

Smiley: he doesn't use logic at all

Draken: Baji don't fucking ask them out

Mikey: ask Chifuyu!!! that f slur is obsessed with you😍

Draken: don't say that word😐

Mikey: i literally didn't say it😭

Mitsuya: Baji please just think for literally one second

Baji: too late cause i just texted them

Mitsuya: omfg

Mikey: you fool😞

Mikey: what did you say??

Baji: i went to our groupchat

Baji: "yo let's cut the bullshit. i'm in love with the both of you so why don't we all date and love each other in a relationship with all three of us and shit"

Baji: i sent that

Smiley: you're very... direct

Smiley: i'll give you that

Smiley: Kazutora's gonna say no

Draken: obviously

Baji: bet

Baji's kittens:

Kazutora: Chifuyu can you please change the fucking groupchat name

Kazutora: i know you and Baji do kinky shit together but i am NOT anybody's kitten

Chifuyu: but Baji-san changed it and i can't change it back if he doesn't want me to

Chifuyu: and Baji-san and i do not do "kinky shit"

Chifuyu: we don't have a sexual relationship😐

Kazutora: you have free will mothefucker!! you don't need his fucking permission

Kazutora: is he your dom or something😭

Kazutora: why are so obsessed with him jesus

Kazutora: you guys are gay af

Chifuyu: just because i don't stab my friends doesn't mean i'm gay

Chifuyu: i just respect him a lot cause he's cool 😒

Chifuyu: nothing you'd know about

Chifuyu: you psychopath

Kazutora: you slobber on his dick all day

Kazutora: "Baji-san!!! What a cool kick!! Can you teach me😁?"

Kazutora: you might as well just ask him to put it in

Chifuyu: shut the fuck up all you've ever known are the prison walls that enclosed you

Kazutora: NOT ANYMORE😁

Baji: ladies, ladies

Baji: there's enough to go around 😏

Baji: ew. alright i'm never using that emoji again what the fuck

Kazutora: CHANGE THE GROUPCHAT NAME

Baji: no

Kazutora: you and Chifuyu can do your pet play somewhere else please leave me out of it 🙏

Baji: nuh uh

Baji: you're a tiger

Baji: tigers are cats

Baji: so you're a kitten

Baji: done deal

Kazutora: i'm an adult tiger not a kitten😐

Baji: i'm the alpha and you and Chifuyu are my omega's

Kazutora: what the fuck does that mean????

Chifuyu: haha Baji-san😂

Kazutora: i've never seen someone ride someone else's meat so hard before holy shit

Chifuyu: if you don't understand what respect is, just say that 🙄

Baji: don't lie Chifuyu

Baji: you're in love with me

Kazutora: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Baji: you are too Kazutora

Kazutora: 🤨

Baji: yo let's cut the bullshit. i'm in love with the both of you so why don't we all date and love each other in a relationship with all three of us and shit

Baji: you guys are in love with each other too just by the way

Kazutora: what

Kazutora: that's not how anything works

Chifuyu: Baji-san i ask again is this a prank 🤣🤣🤣

Kazutora: it has to be cause i'm not a boy kisser like you mfs

Baji: Kazutora be fr. you just got out of prison, you're clinically insane, you're on parole, people feel unsettled by your presence, you have an ankle bracelet, you belong to the state, you have mommy AND daddy issues, you've killed someone

Kazutora: damn

Kazutora: you didn't have to list it like that

Baji: all i'm saying is that i'm your best option because i don't care about all of this and i'll take care of you for the rest of your life even tho you're crazy

Baji: cause i love you (gayly)

Baji: you could even stab me again

Chifuyu: NO

Baji: Chifuyu shut the up i'll get to you babe

Chifuyu: yes Baji-san

Kazutora: "yes daddy😩😍"

Kazutora: what the fuck dude you could least try to hide it 💀

Baji: can u focus

Kazutora: oh right

Kazutora: what about gay sex tho

Baji: i'll teach you

Kazutora: but you have a dick

Baji: uhhhh

Baji: fine you can use yours

Baji: nah nevermind i'm not a bottom

Baji: fuck you

Kazutora: i didn't even say anything

Kazutora: but whatever ig

Kazutora: i'm not gonna be with Chifuyu tho😐

Baji: you are

Kazutora: 😒

Baji: Chifuyu we've been in love for years so i know you'll say yes. just needed to convince Tora babygirl

Chifuyu: but is this a prank tho🤣🤣

Baji: no

Baji: you are my boyfriend now

Baji: both of you come over

Kazutora: ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kazutora: fine

Chifuyu: are the both of you pranking me🤣😂

Baji: just come over you fucking idiot

Baji: that was too mean

Baji: please come over you fucking idiot❤

Captains:

Baji: they said yes and we're all about to have sex now

Mikey: you're just gonna lie Baji

Draken: should i get beers? you can cry if you want i won't even laugh at you

Draken: i promise

Mikey: you're just gonna lie Ken-chin

Mitsuya: what did they actually say

Baji: they're coming over? and we're about to make love? are you guys dumb 🤨

Baji: it worked out how i said it would

Smiley: Draken gets the beers i'll get the cigarettes

Smiley: Baji we tried to tell you

Draken: don't piss me off cause you know i don't smoke

Draken: you're gonna influence Angry into an early grave

Draken: do you want your brother to have lung cancer

Smiley: chill

Smiley: Angry tried a cigarette and almost died

Smiley: so you don't have to worry about that

Smiley: fine i'll bring weed instead

Mitsuya: where are you getting drugs😐

Smiley: my plug, duh 😁

Mikey: can i have a weed as well please

Smiley: idk man what if your dark impulses come out or something

Mikey: my therapist said that only happens with specific triggers so it's fine

Mikey: plus i have a shock collar in case that happens

Draken: i don't think that's normal 🤨

Baji: you guys are pissing me off

Mikey: dude it's fine we can comfort you even tho we told you so

Draken: i'm gonna be the better man and forgive you since you've just been rejected

Baji: yk what idgaf

Baji: i'ma just nut in my kittens

Baji: bye losers

Baji: no one does it like i do

Mikey: poor thing🙁

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

hiiiii what other animes do u like + other characters u simp for/kin 👉👈

hey,, what a treat, thanks for stopping by anon :)

a few off the top of my head that i love(d) or have solidified a place in my little heart would be naruto, soul eater, steins;gate, jjk, bnha tho i don't read it,,,yet?, dr. stone, mob psycho 100, parasyte, odd taxi was also super good, hxh was a good time,,,

I'm simpy for/love dearly: [shuji, draken], [bakugou, todoroki*, shinso*, dabi], [sukuna, inumaki*, megumi, nobara], [stein*], [kakashi*, shikamaru*]

kin: maki, killua*, kurisu*, koko and/or draken? prob?

*= share one or both common personality uh metrics? either mbti or enneagram

so what have we learned about vi today? she's either into "very quiet, seemingly disinterested" or "chaotic feral shithead", rarely an in between.

[dr4kenlvr]

can i 💤 in ur bed, i sh!tted in mine lol

pairing: most of the toman boys x gn!reader (separate)

genre: crack/humour (writing this was so wack help)

request: Hey I hope you had a good day. I don’t know if you’re taking requests or not but if you are ... may I request a headcanon of tokrev guys reacting to reader saying “hey can I sleep in your bed I shit in mine”? (Based on a tiktok)

a/n: HELPPPPP this is so funny im dying imagining the look on ken's face,, also i did a mini scenario-like format to fit more boys in, hope that's alright! (they're basically smushed together headcanons) + um,, lots of swearing!! nana has a huge pottymouth but so do these boys

you've been meaning to pull this prank on him for a while, ever since you saw that tiktok. walking down the path to his room, you could barely supress your laughter. you creak open his door, standing there with a still expression before telling him, "hey.. can i sleep in your bed? i shit in mine."

mikey: he rubs his eyes and yawns at your sudden appearance at his door. this mf probably didn't hear you the first time, so he just goes "huh?" when you repeat yourself, his ears perk up and his eyes widen and he just bursts out laughing because what the fuck did you just say?? he's still laughing, moving the blanket over and pats down the place next to him. "you weirdo.."

draken: grumbles and rolls over at the intrusion, he stills for a moment before he processes what you just said. he sits up, "you what?" "i shit-" "no, be quiet, i heard you" he's looking at you with a face that could only be described as stanky and annoyed. (HELPPPP) either way he scooches over, but lays back down, not bothering to say anything else. the man is tired.

takemitchi: he definitely didn't hear you at first, honestly got scared when he woke up to someone at his door like that. you tell him again, and he just "HUH? YOU- YOU WHAT?" he sits up, and asks if you need help cleaning. "you'd do that for me? you'd help me clean my shit? he stumbles on his words, "well i mean... i don't really want to.."

baji: "huh?" he's looking at you with the most confused face ever, eyes squinting at the sudden light. you repeat your words. he just looks at you for a moment, looking at the clock and back at you. you stand there waiting for a response. finally he says, "that's fucking gross, y/n... get in."

chifuyu: he's passed out, so you gotta shake him up to tell him that you shitted in your bed. "wha.. what? what do you mean you shitted in your bed?-" he pauses, then sniffs his nose "huh, i guess you really did." you smack him gently, "stop omg i was joking!" he grins at you, bedhair and all, "me too babe- you smell great don't worry!"

kazutora: he is.. shocked to say the least. just looking at you like :o because it's so random. "um,, okay?" "that's it? just okay? so i can sleep with you?" you give him hopeful eyes. he looks around, "i mean i guess, but don't get shit stains on my bed, my mom will literally kill me."

mitsuya: "sorry love? did you just say you shitted in your bed?" you nod, shuffling your feet around for emphasis. "well.. did you clean it up yet?" you shake your head, "i was wondering if i could sleep in your bed.. and maybe you could help me clean it up..." "no." "huh?" "no, go to sleep y/n." mitsuya is tired of your shit, and hakkai's shit.

peh-yan: "HUH?? YOU WHAT IN YOUR BED?" you almost broke the act right then and there, i mean- when he's standing there in a white tank and tiger boxers, looking out of his mind, how could you compose yourself? "yeah ryohei.. could i sleep with you?" "fuck no, no, let's go clean it, what the fuck."

smiley: he looks at you like -o- for a while,, until a huge smile appears on his face and he just goes: "get out then you smelly bitch!"

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[hakkai-anon]

If anime characters from other animes met, that I think would be ✨iconic✨

Pt1? (Slight remake + under editing)

A/N: This is just a series of anime characters from different franchises that I think could be iconic ^^ the animes involved are My Hero Academia, Fairy Tail, HxH, Black Lagoon, Tokyo Revengers, and most likely more I'll list the anime the character as I do this XD

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

Revy [Black Lagoon]: What the fuck is on your head?

William Vangeance [Black Clover]: Oh, it's my mask-

Revy: Take it off, it looks stupid as fuck

Rock [Black Lagoon]: Revy that's-

Revy: What?? I ain't lying!?

Rock: This isn't Roanapur!? You can't just say stuff like that. Dutch said to be on our best behavior-

William Vangeance: It's alright really!-

Revy: I don't give a damn? I'm just stating my opinion. The mask is ugly as shit!

Rock, sighing: I'm so sorry about her-

William Vangeance: No worries!

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Takemichi Hanagaki [Tokyo Revengers]: I want help people and my friends but I keep injuring myself in the process... There's also this kid I saved once.

Izuku Midoriya [BNHA], in tears: Me too! Wanna go find people to help and break our bones

Takemichi: Oh ok! Sure-

Ochako Uraraka [BNHA] and Ken 'Draken' Ryuguji [Tokyo Revengers], in unison: DEKU/TAKEMICHI NO-

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Shoot Todoroki [BNHA]: I knew it. Endeavor wasn't my real dad. You guys are

Gray Fullbuster [Fairy Tail]: ....

Natsu Dragneel [Fairy Tail]: O. O wait I have a son-

*Gray smacks Natsu upside the neck

Gray: NO YOU DUMBASS

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Baji Keisuke [Tokyo Revengers]: Eh? Weren't that much alike!

Inosuke Hashibira [Demon Slayer]: Yeah! Were not!

Chifuyu: Well... You're both bad at writing and reading, you're both rather chaotic, you're both pretty feminine looking-

Baji: Yk what fuck this, I'mma go burn cars down-

Inosuke: Eh? What's a "car"?

Baji: Wait seriously!? You don't know what a car is? I'll show you, cmon follow me!

Inosuke, now hyped: Hell yeah!

Chifuyu: ..... I'mma go get Mitsuya-

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Mitsuya Takashi [Tokyo Revengers]: So you're the mom in your friend group as well?

Kōshi Sugawara [Haikyuu]: Ehe, yup!

Mitsuya: [sighs] it's a little frustrating..

Sugawara: Yeah, I can relate to that! But it's also nice. Your friends love you dear, I can tell. And trust me, things get better I promise!

Mitsuya: ... Yk I wouldn't have really believed that but because it's coming from you it just made my day. Thanks! And same to you!

Sugawara: ^^ you're welcome

Mitsuya: So uh, wanna go to the cafe-

*Chifuyu comes sprinting and yelling

Chifuyu: MITSUYA HELP BAJI AND THIS BLUE-BLACK HAIRED GIRL ARE IGNITING CARS WITH DYNAMITE-

Mitsuya: what-

Tanjiro [Demon Slayer], who was simply walking by: a blue and black haired girl? Hm sounds weird, I should help-...wait................ That sounds a lot like Inosuke-.. INOSUKEEEEE-

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Eijiro Kirishima [BNHA]: bro...

Kaito Momota [Danganronpa: V3]: .. Bro

Kirishima: Brooo ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

Kaito: Bro! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

*Kaito and Kirishima slam their hands together into a hand shake

Kaito: BROOO!

Kirishima: YOU'RE SO MANLY BRO!

Kaito: YOU ARE TOO MAN!

???: ... Can I be a bro?

*They look beside them

Gon [HxH]: :0

*They pull him in

Kaito: Of course you can!

Maki Harukawa [Danganronpa: V3]: . . . . Fuck this I'm getting some coffee

Killua [HxH]: Hm how sweet (thinking: I'm gonna kill them if they even hurt Gon)

Katsuki Bakugo [BNHA]: SHITTY HAIR GET BACK HERE-

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Naruto [Naruto]: OOOOOH :0

Nahoya 'Smiley' Kawata [Tokyo Revengers]: Here ya go!

*Smiley gives him a bowl of ramen

Souya 'Angry' Kawata [Tokyo Revengers]: Oh wow-

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Leon Kawata [Danganronpa: THH]: Ay, name's Leon Kawata

Smiley: ... hOLD UP- KAWATA!?

Angry: Woah... Hey our last names are Kawata too.

Leon: WAIT SERIOUSLY!? Dude that's sick!-

Shoyo Hinata [Haikyuu], from a distance: [gasp] OMG! KAGEYAMA LOOK!

*Shoyo runs over to them

Smiley: :000 wait- oh.. Shit

Shoyo: YOUR HAIR IS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MINE! 😃✨

Smiley: ikr!?

Leon: This is lit!

Ray [Promised Neverland], standing nearby with Emma: ..... I think I found your family-

Emma [Promise Neverland]: Huh?- .... GASP!!

*Emma drops everything and runs over

Tobio Kageyama [Haikyuu] and Angry in unison: another one!?

*They all group hug

All the "oranges": LONG LOST SIBLINGS!!

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Alright, this is it for now.

Repost if you wanna add more to this (plz do I like reading your opinions and stuff). If you do maybe leave a dialogue like I did!

Btw I know more anime than just this I just ain't post em (they'll most likely be in pt2) here are some other animes including games I know

Seven Deadly Sins

Twisted Wonderland

Obey me Shall we date

Hellsing

Cookie Run (Human ed.)

All the Danganronpa games and the anime

Berserk

Baki (a little bit)

Attack on Titan

One Punch Man

One Piece

Assassination Classroom

The Disastrous Life of Sailing K

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