#tokyo revengers groupchat

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, the topic of sex is brought up a lot, mentions of the r word (i don't actually say it i just say "r word"), gayness, mentions of depression, mentions of suicide, teenage boys. also snuck in a lot of personal headcanons so that might not be your thing

Desc: Mikey lost his V-card

Mikey: just had the sex

Mikey: it's not all that, tbh

Mikey: i didn't like it

Mikey: i was quite indifferent to the situation actually

Mitsuya: that's great 👍

Smiley: you're the last one to lose your v-card and you come back with a report like this?😒

Smiley: we want details

Draken: whose we?

Mitsuya: no we don't

Chifuyu: it must have been difficult tackling the whole issue with you being 5'3 and all

Mikey: you're an inch taller than me😐

Chifuyu: "taller" being the key word

Baji: what didn't you like about the sex?

Baji: i think sex is great

Kazutora: i think it's super nice until you get in over your head and freak out about your performance so you end up having a panic attack and she just leaves

Smiley: LMAOOOOOO

Draken: that's actually kinda sad, you good?

Kazutora: no? i'll never emotionally recover. never again

Baji: maybe it should be with someone you trust and have been friends with for a number of years. maybe even your best friend who would do anything for you. that's just my opinion tho

Draken: just tell him ffs. anything but this

Kazutora: i have no girl friends?? the only women i know who're affiliated with this friendgroup are hina (taken), emma (mikey's sister and also taken), and yuzuha (gay)

Baji: why does it have to be a girl

Mikey: bro

Hakkai: 💀

Smiley: mention homosexuality once and here Hakkai comes

Hakkai: 😐

Kazutora: Baji i know you're gay and i support your lgbtq+ lifestyle but i'm not into dicks like you are man

Baji: what about assholes

Mitsuya: what's the point of this, like just ask him out atp

Mikey: you'd let KAZUTORA top???? insane

Kazutora: what's wrong with me topping? also who am i topping??

Smiley: well you're a twink so you're obviously a bottom

Chifuyu: Kazutora are you actually just gonna ignore what everyone else is saying

Kazutora: aren't you guys talking to Baji?

Draken: are you stupid or what

Kazutora: i'm really confused rn can we just to back to talking about Mikey

Mikey: yes actually. i've decided that i don't like sex and won't be doing it again

Chifuyu: bad day for Takemitchy

Takemitchy: what?

Chifuyu: well since you ride his dick so much

Takemitchy: HUH

Takemitchy: i've never done that with Mikey-kun tho??? i'm with Hina? also I'm straight so I don't understand what you mean by that 😥

Chifuyu: i don't actually mean-

Chifuyu: nvm

Baji: are we allowed to call people the r word anymore

Angry: no it's a slur

Baji: you're probably mad because people said it to you huh? lmao

Angry: yes

Baji: oh

Smiley: i didn't even mean it Angry it was just that one time

Angry: several, one times. but okay

Angry: i still love you

Smiley: can you not say that in front of our friends like idk what to do rn cause i can't say it back so it looks embarssing for you

Angry: 😕

Smiley: ...

Angry: ☹️

Smiley: i love you too

Angry: thank you

Chifuyu: very rare Smiley human decency moment

Draken: you guys are such weird siblings but that was great to watch. character development in a matter of seconds

Smiley: you should all kill yourselves

Mikey: man i really want to

Mikey: that was a literal joke before you guys get weird

Draken: you've actively tried to kill yourself tho

Mikey: yeah but like i won't do it anymore

Baji: we must just, believe you?

Mikey: i know that's hard to do because i lie all the time but yes

Draken: not a convincing argument but nice try

Mitsuya: terrible try actually. Mikey should we be worried?

Mikey: miss me with that gay shit, i'm fine

Mitsuya: i hate you guys so much

Draken: not me tho cause i'm your og

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: yeah i guess

Draken: 🤞

Draken: i'm gonna go out with my girlfriend now

Draken: also Mikey you're probably asexual. or you haven't found the right one to do it with yet idk

Mikey: what's asexual

Draken: google it

Mikey: Ken-chin c'mon i'm having a crisis rn

Draken: basically low or very little sexual attraction to others

Draken: there's a whole spectrum to it tho so you should probably do some research because that was an extremely watered down explanation

Draken: i'm ace too if that helps

Baji: Emma's a whole ass slut so how does she deal with that

Smiley: imagine bagging Ryuguji Ken with his sexy ass and he doesn't wanna smash. tragic

Draken: first of all, Baji i'll fucking kill you, never say that about Emma again

Draken: and fuck you Smiley

Angry: are you traumatized because of living in a sex orientated/obsessed environment so you eventually began to detest any affiliation with the act?

Draken: yes actually

Angry: i see

Mikey: i just don't like it. i'm not traumatized like Ken-chin :(

Draken: it's whatever

Baji: calm down i didn't call Emma a slut as an insult i just mean it as a describing word because she likes fucking

Baji: i've known her longer than you and she's been fucking since she knew what the thing was

Mikey: i probably should have addressed that as an older brother or something

Mikey: yk, cause i take care of my family

Baji: now she takes care of you with your chronically depressed ass

Mikey: 😒

Kazutora: is Emma also traumatized? like the opposite of Draken?

Mikey: wait should i ask?? her mom did abandon her and she did grow up without a father figure so like maybe i should talk to her

Smiley: you didn't have to dish out her problems like that 💀

Baji: she's got the Sano slut genes because wasn't Shinichiro falling in love with different people everyday? then your dad was impregnating people all the time. skipped Mikey tho

Draken: not everything is trauma related. also Emma just likes sex. it's not a huge deal breaker and if it was she would tell me and we'd talk about it

Mikey: what about having kids?

Draken: stop asking me this shit we'll do that when we're ready

Smiley: it's crazy how Draken is one of the healthiest people here. always reacting sensibly to situations and dealing with his trauma normally. he's such a good guy. hate him

Draken: love you too

Mikey: did he deal with it all that healthily if he beats people to a pulp most of the time

Draken: i stopped doing that

Baji: why though, you were an actual unit

Baji: wasted talent. i still beat people up

Draken: Emma said to

Mikey: fair

Smiley: Mitsuya could be on Draken's level too but something went wrong along the way cause he's a boy liker

Mitsuya: 🖕

[rinwhore]

guys do u have any headcanons about s62 generation in groupchats? Like who's this and that. The loudest and the one who never opens the gc or anything like who gets kicked out every damn time js because pleasee anythinfg

[spooky-bunnys]

Tokyo Revengers Incorrect

Part 1

Takemichi: (Name) isn't answering his phone!

Draken: I'll call him

Mikey: Mitchy and I have both tried. He would've answered his commander-

(Name): Hello?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bonten AU!

(Name): What does BDSM mean?

Mikey: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toman Groupchat

Baji: Who the fuck added me to a groupchat?

Chifyuu: Language! >:(

Mikey: Yeah watch your fucking language

Draken: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MIKEY THE FUCK WORD?!

(Name): 'The fuck word'

Takemichi: Are you guys being serious? You guys use the f word all the time.

Chifyuu: Oh my god he censored it

(Name): Say fuck, Mitchy

Baji: Do It Takemichi. Say fuck.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!

Sanzu: I got kicked out of church saying "FUCK SATAN!" I don't understand. I thought we hated the guy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hanma: Guess what I'm about to get?

(Name) & Kisaki: On our nerves

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: AKSLJKIABR

(Name): What is that?

Mikey: Keyboard smash

(Name): How do I do it?

Mikey: Just push anything

(Name): 7

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: *accidently hits (Name) in the face*

(Name): *crying*

Mikey: *doesn't know what to say between 'I'm sorry!' & 'Are you okay?'* ARE YOU SORRY!?

Draken: *hugging (Name)* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Name): Why don't you guys invite some friends over after school?

Ran: That'd be nice

Rindou: If we had any friends

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Takemichi: We have a problem!

(Name): Is it about the burning car?

Chifyuu: What burning car?!

Baji: Nevermind this seems more important

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!

Ran: Something brought you here (Name). Fate?

Rindou: Destiny?

(Name): *tied up* A dumbass druggie of a brother?

[asimpwithfreetime]

Chatfic: Tokyo Revengers x Y/n Hanagaki [Part 1]

I do not own Tokyo Revengers, however if you’d like to reupload this story somewhere else give me credits and reblog to let me know.

Summary: just a bunch of simps in a chat with Takemichi’s cousin, Y/n.

Warnings: Y/n is based off of my personality, trying to break stereotypes and that stuff, also, there will be cursing

AU: everyone is alive and Draken and Emma are not together.

Reader: female

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In the Toman group chat:

Mikey: Drakeeeen! 🥺🥺🥺

Draken: What do you need Mikey?

Mikey: I finished my dorayakis and I am hungryyyyyy

Mitsuya: Guys, this is group chat of the whole toman

Draken: how many do you need?

Mikey: 10

[Draken is offline]

Mikey: yayyyy! Dorayakiiiiis

Takemichi: guys please, is 3 a.m. Go to sleep

Baji: What?! Is three am already?!?!?

Chifuyu: we have been eight hours on discord lol

Mikey: invite meeeeeeee

Baji: 😎 no

[ after a few bickers they decided to go to sleep ]

[The next morning]

[In a private chat between Takemichi and Mikey]

Takemichi: Mikey, I will be late for the meeting today, I have to pick my cousin up from the airport.

Mikey: No prob takemitchy

Takemichi: thanks!!

[Later on that day, your cousins picked you up at the airport and you weren’t particularly tired so once you got to Takemichi’s house you left to get toured around by him.]

[In the groupchat]

Smiley: Oh God!

Baji: qhatdvf

Chifuyu: please, write correctly

Baji: I am running away from the police ttyl

Chifuyu: 🤨

Mitsuya: This man 🤦‍♂️

Draken: Smiley, what happened?

Angry: We saw takemitchy with a girl

Draken: He has a girlfriend, it is completely normal

Smiley: But it is not HINA

Chifuyu: 🤨📸

Angry: *sent a picture of Takemichi with you*

Baji: she kinda hot ngl

Mitsuya: that’s not the point

Baji: but she IS HOT

Chifuyu: Relax, there must be an explanation to all of this

Mitsuya: Yeah, Takemitchy isn’t a cheater

Draken: Yes

Angry: they are hugging…

Smiley: and he had brought her gifts…

Chifuyu: 💀 he is sooo dead

Baji: Lol

[ Mikey is online ]

Mikey: WHAAAAAT TAKEMITCHY BEING A CHEATER 🤠?!?!

Draken: are you happy about this? 🤨

Mikey: no, it just feels weird

Mikey: also, I feel like I should tell you guys something

Draken: what is it?

Mikey: I forgot

Baji: let’s deal with the cheater

Smiley: do we beat him up? ✋

Mitsuya: @ takemitchy come here and confess

[ Takemichi is online ]

Takemichi: confess what?

Chifuyu: read the chat

Takemichi: there are too many messages 😩

Smiley: a cheater and a lazy ass bitch, you are the whole package, Takemitchy

Takemichi: CHEATER?!?!

Angry: We saw you

Smiley: with a girl that isn’t Hina

Mikey: you cheater! 🤠

Takemichi: MIKEY I LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO TELL THEM I WAS PICKING UP MY COUSIN Y/N FROM THE AIRPORT TODAY

Mikey: I don’t remember that

[ Takemichi sent a photo: a screenshot from the other day’s conversation ]

Mikey: ah, I remember now 🤠

Draken: 💀 I’m out ✋

[ Draken went offline ]

[double-gs]

Hi everyone! If you wish to be put into the tokyo revengers groupchat, this is my instagram! Just send a follow and i'll add you guys. Can't wait to meet you all!

[spyroh]

Spyro | 20 | They/Them | RP BLOG

MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS PLEASE DNI!!

Hi! Welcome to my RP blog! This is just a post for those who are interested in roleplaying with me, and also to get to know me a little bit! I'm just going to go through a few things about me and things I'd like to look for in a roleplay with someone, fandoms I'm familiar with/interact with, characters I play for others, and characters others could play for me. Keep in mind... This is honestly my first time posting about RP on Tumblr, I've usually spent my years on Amino or Discord, I just wanted to try something new here :) Lets hop right in!

🕷️ !rules + info! 🕷️

01) PLEASE! Be respectful of my reply times. Sometime’s I’m available during the day and sometimes I’m not. I may even reply in the middle of the night, (I don’t have the best sleep schedule.) Either way, I get my replies in to you as soon as I can, I’m sure I’ll be able to tell you if I’m busy for the day or night, so please don’t get angry with me if I’m not able to reply to you when you want me to.

02) Absolutely NO Racism, Religion Debates, Political Debates, Homophobia, Transphobia, etc. Anything along these lines is an instant block.

03) I roleplay on either Tumblr or Discord, preferably on Discord but if you’re more comfortable on this app then I don’t mind at all! Just let me know!

04) My discord can be accessed by sending me a DM here on Tumblr.

05) I am very OC friendly! Hence why Double-Up’s are my main go-to, but I’m not opposed to ship RP’s and others! I’ve done a few ccxcc or ocxoc roleplays and I honestly don’t do them enough. I really don’t mind doing any kind of roleplay with people :)

06) Please don’t be afraid to tell me any random facts or headcanons about your OC, or share your thoughts about any CC characters we may be using! I tend to ramble on about my OC’s so I really don’t see a problem with you doing the same, I honestly love to hear the character development :)

07) All I ask is for no weird ships… such as MinorxAdult, TeacherxStudent, and nothing of that sort.

08) My literacy tends to switch a lot, depending on my mood and how much there really is to type… but I usually don’t go anywhere below 2-3 paragraphs. My replies can get very large to some people, and some may view it as perfect. I can give you examples if you’d like in DM’s, but if you request for a lot of writing or not too much, I can stick to it. Whatever is comfortable for you. :)

09) Don’t be afraid to talk to me outside of Roleplaying if you want! I’m a very social person and I don’t mind talking to anybody outside of roleplaying.

10) I am open to NSFW roleplays, I won’t roleplay NSFW with the highschool / teenage characters though. Hope you understand :)

11) I’m open for group roleplays, but please ask permission first before adding me to a discord server or groupchat!

🕷️ !anime & muses! 🕷️

Note: I’m not involved in many fandoms, there are obviously some where I’m more interactive and know more about it, but I’m very easy to picking up character personalities. If you have a request that I haven’t listed, I’m sure I can work something out for you!

Jujutsu Kaisen (Main): Satoru Gojo, Kento Nanami, Toji Fushiguro, Choso, Maki Zenin, Shoko Ieiri, Megumi Fushiguro, Yuuji Itadori. (I’m WAY TOO GOOD at playing the character Gojo… obviously… look at my page & theme. I’m good at playing as the other listed characters aswell, but Gojo is my main and the main guy everyone asks for…. just know that I’m a great fit for the job lolols.)

Tokyo Revengers: Mikey, Chifuyu, Baji, Smiley, Takemichi, Hanma, Ran. (I need to catch up on Tokyo Revengers. But I’m very well aware of the characters and their personality. My best played character for this anime is prooobably Mikey or Baji.)

My Hero Academia: Shigaraki, Toga, Twice, Aizawa, Kurogiri, Mr. Compress, Todoroki, Kirishima, Bakugou, Shinso. (“SPYRO IS SO GOOD AT RPING AS VILLAINS” says a good friend of mine… and it’s true. Honestly, just name a villain and it’ll be done for you within a snap of a finger.)

Chainsaw Man: Makima, Aki, Denji, Power. (Makima is my main with CSM, but other characters listed I’m still able to play well! Especially Denji…)

Death Note: Light, L, Misa. (I’m not TOO involved with Death Note since I watched it so long ago, but I’ve done it before and I can do it again!)

Demon Slayer: Giyuu, Akaza, Zenitsu, Obanai, Muzan, Sabito. (BBY GIYUU IS MY MAINNN i love him so much and he will love you too.)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Joseph Joestar, Jotaro, Dio, Jonathan, Jolyne. (…I play Jotaro best. You won’t be disappointed.)

Bonus: Modern Warfare II: Soap, Alejandro, Soap, Gaz, Laswell. (This is not at anime but… definitely a roleplay request that I’ve had and probably one of the most funnest thing to roleplay if you know what’s happening in the campaign. I do my best playing literally any of these characters, just ask and you shall receive.)

🕷️ !characters 4 me! 🕷️

Jujutsu Kaisen: Ryomen Sukuna, Suguru Geto, or Kento Nanami. (OC for Jujutsu Kaisen has an interaction with all 3 characters in her life, but not at the same time; Nanami never really happened romantically in her life, but ideas spark. AU’s can be made for characters, but her main lover is Ryomen Sukuna.)

Tokyo Revengers: Draken or Baji. (OC for Tokyo Revengers is still in a bit of development. Either boys work for her love life. Whichever you prefer to play if we decide on a Tokyo Revengers roleplay.)

My Hero Academia: Hawks (Keigo Takami) is an Ex-Lover of OC, OC’s Current lover is Dabi (Touya Todoroki). (OC is VERY WELL DEVELOPED for MHA. I don’t roleplay MHA as much as I used to, but very very open to it!)

Demon Slayer: Tengen is an Ex-Lover of OC, Rengoku is a possible lover in OC’s future. (Complicated OC development… I love roleplaying Demon Slayer with my OC but the storyline can make things difficult.)

Modern Warfare II: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley (I know… He’s Overrated) Is the lover of MW2 OC. (Fully-Developed OC for MW2 + background story for CCxOC)

[lollily]

Tw: strong language, suggestive, insensitive jokes ftw.

It was supposed to be a boys being stupid and gay disaster but it also somehow ended up with a comfort Kazutora arc. Kinda very long.

Toman founding members gc :

'We bussin bussin'

Mikey: If they made a cartoon show on kangaroos what would the kid kangaroos's names be?

Takashi: *Kangaroos'

Mikey: Like Joey 1, Joey 2, Joey 3? Or is everyone just 'joey'?

Mikey: or normal individual names like Candice, Edward, Stacy?

Kazutora: okay first of all, whoever names their child 'Edward' sure hates that child. That's such an irksome name.

Kazutora: EdWarD. Wow, pretentious.

Edward: are you doing this on purpose? Am I not your friend?

Kazutora: :)

Kazutora: some friend you are not even knowing how to spell my name

Edward: But IK IT NOW!!

Edward: Chifuyu taught me a lot other things too. I'm not as dumb as I was.

Kazutora: "a lot other things" 🤨

Kazutora: why are you gay?

Edward: who says I'm gay?

ken: you are gay.

Takashi: you are gay.

Haruki: you are gay.

Kazutora: you are gay.

Mikey: you are gay.

Edward: wow

Haruki: go on. Say, "et tu brute?"

Takashi: like you didn't stab yourself before.

Edward: did I do something to you guys?? Why are all of you coming at me today????

Edward: I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

Kazutora: oh I love this energy

Mikey: anywhos, back to my question

Takashi: it depends ig.

Takashi: What would you like to name them?

Mikey: didn't think this far

Ken: if Shaun the sheep can have names for every sheep this little Kangaroo show of yours can too

Mikey: why Joey tho?

Mikey: why did scientists decide to name baby kangaroos Joey??

Haruki:

Mikey: interesting....

Kazutora: dude you're acting very strange

Kazutora: in light of that, I want whatever you're on

ken: Stop saying he's on drugs. He's not on drugs.

ken: you're not on drugs, right Mikey?

Mikey: nah

Mikey: but I did get a good idea

*Mikey changed 6 names*

Joey: this is so not gonna be good

Joey: wha-

Joey: lmaoooo

Joey: MIKEY??????

Joey: what have you done pah

Joey: so it's my fault?!?

Joey: jfc make it stop I'm getting a fucking seizure

Joey: :D

Joey: so no explanation?

Joey: we're little animals

Joey: great.

Joey: he's definitely on something

Joey: yeah I am and it's called carbon dioxide

Joey: WHAT???????

Joey: idk Google said it was a stress hormone or something

Joey: listen. Don't go looking up shit even we don't have the slightest fucking clue about.

Joey: it just proves we're bunch of dumbasses

Joey: nah Baji leads us in that

Joey: again?!?!

Joey: that's it I'm done with you guys

Joey: whatever

Joey: knife kink

Joey: idk why it started but I think we should have weekly Baji slander day

*Joey has gone offline*

Joey: umm so anyways,

Joey: Mikey, I see what you did with our names but my character colour is wrong.

Joey: character colour?

*Joey is online*

Joey: oh yeah now that you mention it mine's dark blue. Light blue is Chifuyu's.

Joey: sorry guys Tumblr has only these colours :/

Joey: WHAT?!??

Joey: oh aren't you happy first division captain?

Joey: getting your little cheerleader's colour?

Joey: oh are you jealous that I have our dear vice-captain all to myself?

Joey: 😐

Joey: he's not denying it-

Joey: shhhhh

Joey: grab the popcorn pah

Joey: you guys shouldn't be doing this to your own friends

Joey: shhhhh ken-chin

Joey: they can just go to dms yk

Joey: it's Baji and Tora. Do you think they know common courtesy when it comes to this?

Joey: we're right here yk

Joey: and as I was saying,, ahem,,

Joey: dw tora he admires me the most and thinks I'm the coolest but he thinks good of you too ig

Joey: oh please I don't want to get in between your gay asses.

Joey: ok now I'm actually concerned

Joey: do you feel like you're getting "in between" us?

Joey: ewww I'm not discussing "feelings" with you or in fact with anyone.

Joey: no. I think we should. Chifuyu and me are good friends and I'll admit we've grown closer after the bloody halloween incident but you're still my best friend okay. I've noticed you tensing around him, both of you are still uncomfortable around eo but he doesn't hate you... I think.

Joey: he hates me. He does. You don't know that do you? Did you ask him if he hates me or not? I deserve it actually. You call me your bestfriend but who was the one who rushed to your aid when you were hurt? He's a nice person. He cares for you and is loved by all. I on the other hand have only caused my friends and Toman problem. I have been Impulsive, selfish, stupid. Ik Toman has still not accepted me. Mikey says he forgives me but he must hate me too right? You all have been nice to me, it's been 2 years since bloody halloween, Shinichiro-kun is out of the hospital now, I've come back from jail, but.. it still hurts yk. I can't forgive myself. For everything.

Joey: now that I've said all that

Joey: don't contact me for the next thousand years bye.

Joey: can I?

Joey: yeah

Joey: it'll take time Tora. Healing takes time. We don't blame you nor hate you. But just words are probably not enough, and maybe you are right about Toman not having completely accepted you, but we're all here and as we spend time together new memories will overwrite old scars.

Joey: omg the last part was cool mikey!!

Joey: ifkr!! Takemitchy said that to me and I was like oMG I just wanted to envelope him in a bone crushing hug yk.

Joey: I didn't say you could simp :|

Joey: but yeah Tora, that's the point. Chifuyu is trying, really. Ik everything will work out eventually so I'm not gonna be pushy about it!

Joey: I definitely won't lock you two up in my room together with video games and Peyoung yakisoba expecting you to get all buddy buddy when I open the door 24hrs later.

Joey: that's very specific... should I be concerned?

Joey: also, Tora, you shouldn't worry. I'm here! We're all here! We have a lot of trouble to create in the future so we should forget about the old troubles we caused.

Joey: Say! We should totally go shopping rn! LIKE RN!!

Joey: just the two of you?

Joey: yeah it's our thing yk

Joey: exactly why I worry

Joey: I say we should all hang out

Joey: does that mean it's your treat?

Joey: I never said that-

Joey: ofc it is!

Joey: HEY!

Joey: ....fine ig.

Joey: lol Draken is soft for Mikey

Joey: AM NOT!

Joey: he's my babysitter so that's a given

Joey: butttt he's softer when it comes to Mitsuya yk

Joey: when have you ever seen that??😐🤨

Joey: I keep a list. Do you want the chronological order or the alphabetical?

Joey: I-

Joey: Gay.

Joey: every single one of you.

Joey: as much as I would like to elaborate on all my toman ships all that talk about hanging out got me hungry. WHEN ARE WE MEETING UPPPPP??????

Joey: wait 'ships' ?

Joey: I'm hungry we can do that laterrr

Joey: ken-chin you'll come to pick me up right?

Joey: wait I need to know if you ship me with fuyu or tora???

Joey: excuseme?

Joey: why not both? ;)

Joey: POLYMORPHISM?????

Joey: Baji istfg stop SAYING THE WRONG WORDS IT'S TWICE IN A ROW NOW!

Joey: It was Mikey back then tho????

Joey: oh- right

Joey: Sorry, force of habit.

Joey: what are 'ships'? Why do I have a bad feeling about it?

Joey: ohh ken-chin~

Joey: I will tell you all about it at our hang out ~

Joey: Don't. Ever. Do. That. "~" Thing. With. Me.

Joey: 😬🥺

Joey: so we're meeting up rn?

Joey: YUPPPP

Joey: EVERYONE HURRY UP!!!

*everyone has gone offline*

*Joey is online*

*Joey changed the gc name from 'We bussin bussin' to 'little kangaroo show'*

The stress hormone is 'chromogranin A' btw. Don't ask me anymore than that, "Rikei ga koi ni ochita no de shoumei shitemita" taught it to me.

Don't ask me how *wildly gestures at this mess of a work* happened either

[kellychatss]

Tokyo Revengers caracteres x y/n

The song they are singing:

Sorry for any mistake, English is not my first language...

Send suggestions if you want !!

K bye ♡

[taeyamayang]

heya love, i was about to reply to your response but i saw your event and i cldn't pass up the chance

if you're still accepting requests, could i get one for tokyo revengers mikey? i want to ask him how it feels to be the shortest leader leading the most notorious gang ✌️😋 you could add ur own twist to it but it is mainly a fluff/crack scenario.

idk what bit to add about myself, but i do like to joke around with my friends a lot and way too honest for my own good 😭 gets me in trouble sometimes

that's all, thank you so much :> stay you! <3

🌻

hello, sunflower anon it's refreshing to see you join my event 🥰

okay so when i was reading your entry dude.. shit you not IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD why do you think that way LMAOOO

anyway i did mikey's and also added a groupchat with the other members of manji gang,, hope you like it! ;)

join the event!

[apollostears]

���𝐋𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐔𝐌: 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐄

key: nsfw [ ♪ ] angst [ ♭] fluff [ 𝄢 ] normal/crack [ ♩] dark [ ♫︎ ]

MHA/BNHA

➢ imagines

stolen kisses [ midoriya ] 𝄢

needed me [ bakugo ] ♭

p$ssy fairy [ keigo ] ♪ 𝄢

options [ keigo ] ♭ 𝄢

crush [ todoroki ] 𝄢 ♭

at last [ bakugo ] ♭

➢ headcanons

love birds [ kirishima and kaminari ] 𝄢

groupchat [ bakusqaud ] ♩

boyfriend!sfw [ bakugo ] 𝄢 ♭

mental health day [ class 1-A ] 𝄢 ♭

the office quotes [ class 1-A ] ♩

↳︎ boyfriend series: shinso, shoto ♪ 𝄢

➢ drabbles

jealous [ bakugo ] 𝄢

nobody but you [ dabi ] ♭

➢ text posts

juice drinker [ class 1-A ] ♩

HAIKYUU

➢ imagines

my type [ oikawa ] 𝄢 ♭

been like this & pt. 2 [ iwaizumi ] ♭ 𝄢

been like this pt. 2 [ kentarō - mad dog ] ♭ 𝄢

➢ headcanons

ass like that [ iwaizumi ] ♪

➢ series

karasuHOEs series: pt.1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7 [ karasuno ] ♩[ text series ]

➢ drabbles

early sunsets [ iwaizumi ] 𝄢

winter coat [ bokuto ] 𝄢

attention [ kuroo ] 𝄢

JUJUTSU KAISEN

➢ headcanons

sex with me [ nanami ] ♪ 𝄢

sorcerers' anonymous [ first years ] ♩

one-way street [ nanami ] ♭

gossip girl [ sukuna, megumi, yuji, nanami, & gojo ] ♩

freshmen [ yuji, megumi, & nobara ] ♩

➢ imagines

first fuck [ geto ] ♪ 𝄢

stretch you out [ todo ] ♪ 𝄢

show me [ todo ] ♪ 𝄢

girlfriend [ todo ] ♪ 𝄢

toxic [ toji ] ♪ 𝄢

me and your mama [ toji ] ♪ 𝄢

➢︎ text posts

sorcerers’ anonymous series♩♪ 𝄢

➢︎ drabbles

hand holding [ megumi, toge, yuuji, and choso ] 𝄢

uncensored [ geto ] ♪

insane [ gojo ] ♭

i watch the moon [ megumi ] 𝄢

all night [ nanami ] ♪ 𝄢

ATTACK ON TITAN

➢︎ headcanons

favorite things [ survey corps + zeke and reiner ] 𝄢 ♭

in session [ survey corps + marley warriors + yelena and onyankopon ] ♩

➢︎ drabbles

uncensored [ armin ] ♪

but i’m a creep [ armin ] ︎ ︎♫︎

feels almost like a dream [ connie ] 𝄢 ♪

FIRE FORCE

➢︎ drabbles

eleven [ vulcan ] 𝄢

TOKYO REVENGERS

➢︎ drabbles

ride or die [ baji ] ♩

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo revengers groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, 5th grade humour, an unknown femboy is mentioned, Takeomi is homophobic but no one cares, also this has the Sano's and everyone involved or close to them

Desc: Shin gets his first date in like 10 years. Also this is the final timeline but events don't exactly match up to canon so👍

Shinichiro: GUYS

Shinichiro: I'M GOING ON A DATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Benkei: i don't care

Takeomi: congratulations. it's only been like 30 years

Wakasa: how many times have you started a conversation exactly like this? give up for all of our sakes. we're tired🙏

Takeomi: Shin there's nothing wrong with being single at your big age. it's not humiliating at all

Wakasa: aren't you single?😐

Shinichiro: screw you guys, actually ☹️

Benkei: emoji's are for children. stop using them. you're gonna frown? as a grown man? what's wrong with you

Shinichiro: what's wrong with frowning??

Shinichiro: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY A PRETTY GIRL ASKED ME ON A DATE

Shinichiro: we're meeting at a karaoke bar

Takeomi: if this happens to be real, do not drink

Takeomi: you get touchy when you're drunk and it's fucking weird😐

Wakasa: girls might think that's weird and creepy

Shinichiro: that was one time and i apologized

Takeomi: i don't give a fuck if you apologized you kissed me you fucking cunt

Takeomi: i don't even wanna talk about it i'm gonna vomit

Shinichiro: it was just a goodnight kiss. for the homies 😕

Wakasa: you stuck your tongue down his throat dude

Shinichiro: we were wearing socks so it was fine

Benkei: you just say shit

Shinchiro: you guys are ruining my vibe rn so i'm just gonna get ready for my date and the future love of my life

Shinchiro: she's so pretty i'm in love with her

Shinichiro: oh man i'm getting butterflies

Takeomi: send a pic

Shinchiro: you'll see her soon enough if things go well

Takeomi: guess i'm never seeing her

Sano affiliated groupchat

Inupi: idk a lot of us in here aren't Sano's and it kind of annoys me that this is what the groupchat's called

Mikey: get that stick out of your ass or leave like it's not that deep

Inupi: shut the fuck up you dwarf

Mikey: i'm the average height for a japanese male

Inupi: "i'm the average height for a japanese male🤓☝️"

Inupi: and no you're not. you're 5'3 and the average height is 5'7

Mikey: at least i have more than 3/4 of my face

Inupi: should you be saying that when you have a history of mutilating people's faces

Inupi: isn't that right Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: kill yourself

Senju: girls, stop fighting

Emma: guys please not again

Draken: Inupi don't leave, Shinichiro wanted us here for something important so can we be civil for a few minutes

Inupi: whatever

Inupi: where is he anyway he said we should all be online cause of an emergency and he's not even here

Izana: are the old people here?

Takeomi: we're not old

Izana: ok grandpa

Kakucho: what's the emergency?

Benkei: fuck if we know

Wakasa: if i've come here to waste my time i'm gonna twist his dick off

Mikey: why do you want his dick in your hand🤨?

Wakasa: stop playing games Manjiro...

Benkei: is corporal punishment still legal

Mikey: i was kidding 😭

Mikey: also i'm a full grown adult so that would just be assault

Benkei: is assault still illegal

Emma: uh yes?

Benkei: i don't know why i asked because i'm going to do it anyway

Mikey: are your anger management classes even working💀?

Mikey: and lucky for me i'll be in Paris tmr for a fan meetup so😋

Shinchiro: hi guys

Wakasa: what do you want

Takeomi: i bet he fumbled

Mikey: fumbled what?

Takeomi: he had a date

Inupi: what's the emergency Shinichiro?

Shinchiro: i need you guys to answer these questions as quickly as possible

Shinichiro: what's a femboy??

Emma: now what does that have to do with the urgent emergency you told us you had?? i missed my pregnancy yoga classes for this? SHIN?

Senju: why is everything you do so unserious

Baji: Haruchiyo's a femboy

Haruchiyo: no the fuck i'm not you piece of shit

Mikey: you're not?

Haruchiyo: no??

Mikey: but you're pretty, and you look like a girl so?

Haruchiyo: no... but uh, thanks ig

Senju: girl stand up. this is embarrassing😕

Shinichiro: guys please this is serious i can't hide in the bathroom forever

Emma: what are you doing in the bathroom??

Shinichiro: i'm on my date right? so we're having a great time and we're singing and drinking and i tell her what a pretty girl she is and she says "girl?" and i'm like "yeah you're a pretty girl" and she says she's a femboy and i don't know what that means like what does "boy" have to do with anything so i went to the bathroom to ask you guys this question real quick because she said we're going to her apartment after this (!!!i think for sex!!!) but i'm just trying to clear up what she meant by the boy part

Baji: LMAOOOOOOO

Izana: it means "she" is a he

Izana: that's not a girl, it's a feminine presenting man. hence the description femboy

Mikey: I'M FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

Baji: can you even call yourself femboy when you're like in your 30's? that's a grown ass man

Takeomi: what's up with you and all these suspiciously gay situations

Wakasa: i think the universe is trying to tell you something

Benkei: how did you not know he was a guy

Shinichiro: because she's pretty! like a girl

Haruchiyo: *he's a guy

Shinichiro:

Baji: why's the cat sad. that's fucked up

Kakucho: it's basically how Senju looks like a boy most of the time and Haruchiyo looks like a girl

Takeomi: how did you not see a bulge or something

Shinchiro: she's wearing a skirt

Mikey: *he

Wakasa: and nothing was swinging out?

Izana: what kind of question is this

Emma: stop being vulgar Waka-nii😐. this is such a stupid conversation

Wakasa: aren't you a grown woman tho i feel like you can handle me talking about dicks

Shinchiro: holy shit she's a he

Inupi: can we go now

Baji: a hole is a hole

Emma: Baji ew😕

Takeomi: the difference between them is that one makes you gay because you're fucking a guy in the ass and the other one is normal

Baji: same difference

Takeomi: did you read what i just said

Mikey: he's illiterate

Baji: you can't insult me with a word i don't know the meaning of

Inupi: Shin what's the verdict?

Shinichiro: well...this is still a very pretty person so...

Takeomi: bro??

Shinichiro: is it that big of a deal tho?? i don't think it is

Shinichiro: yeah, this is fine

Shinichiro: is it all that gay if you're attracted to someone who looks like a woman?

Takeomi: if you're gonna fuck them, YES???

Benkei: he's lost it

Wakasa: i'm gonna need you to be sure about this because do you even know what to do? you're gonna embarrass yourself. you're not educated on gay sex at all

Baji: i can help with that

Draken: if i'm being honest i don't think you should take advice from anyone here at all

Baji: but i'm an expert

Mikey: we don't wanna know anything about what you and Chifuyu do 😐

Baji: yes you do

Inupi: google exists. just buy lube and condoms holy shit you guys are overcomplicating this so much

Mikey: of course you would know😒

Inupi: yeah i would know because i'm gay?? fucking idiot

Senju: are buttholes self lubricating? i can't be sure since i have constipation and my buttholes as dry as some tree bark

Haruchiyo: why would you tell us that

Takeomi: Senju watch how you talk. girls aren't suppose to say stuff like that

Senju: fine, next time i'll say anus to be more ladylike

Takeomi: and to answer your question, yes. because when you poop there's residue

Takeomi: you hear that Shin

Takeomi: shit in the ass

Takeomi: don't do this

Haruchiyo: you just told us you don't wipe your ass properly

Emma: i hate everyone here so bad omg

Draken: i think it's our cue to leave

Shinichiro: fuck it. i'm gonna do it

Shinichiro: thanks for the help guys! it is what it is at this point 😁

Shinichiro: bye!!

Mikey: i knew he'd eventually succumb to homosexuality

Takeomi: well since i'm homophobic i can't be his friend anymore

Benkei: no one cares

Benkei: Shinichiro successfully wasted our time once again

Benkei: i hope he gets an STD

Mikey: woah 😭

Emma: you're so fuckung dramatic😐

[sukunasbabymama]

Now… imma say something,

the authors of shingeki no kyojin, jujutsu kaisen, chainsaw man and tokyo revengers have a groupchat in where they discuss which line to take to hurt us deeper than anybody could caUSE AINT NO WAY

change my mind.

[incorrect-natshig]

Do you have natshig fic recs? 👀

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE ASK ANON TYSM💗💗✨

putting it under a cut bcs there's a whole lot more than you would've bargained for💖

The Blocked Hooligans by aphrodaisyacs (11.4k, single chapter) prequel

On January 24, Twitter users @diamond_dust404, @jackedfrost and @icespicebaby formed a group chat when they all got blocked by Endeavor’s official Twitter account. After nearly ten months of developing into a chaotic adoptive family of three, it all changes when Jacked Frost (Todoroki Natsuo) and Ice Spice (Todoroki Shouto) accidentally find out that they are brothers in real life. Clearly, the next step is to meet with their third member, right?

wii music by constellore (43k, 7/30 chapters)

If, five years ago, someone told Natsuo that not only was he going to find his long-lost older brother, but that he was also going to learn that his sister’s best friend was a villain, gain a sorta - kinda fake boyfriend in the leader of the League of Villains, and be partially responsible for the redemption of two of the most wanted men in Japan, he would have told them that they were nuts.

luminous things by cirriform (3k, single chapter)

Natsuo teaches Shigaraki how to fold paper cranes.

Bullet Wounds and Book Work by Mishafy (20.6k, ongoing)

Shigaraki Tomura, at Kurogiri's suggestion, joined a med school track to make up for the lack of a party healer. It just so happened that Todoroki Natsuo was taking the same online course.

The Todoroki In-Laws by aphrodaisyacs (30.6k, complete)

Over 10 years after the fight against the Paranormal Liberation Front, Rumi, aka the part-time hero Miruko and the proud wife of one Todoroki Fuyumi, decides it would be an awesome idea to create a groupchat with the significant others of the other Todoroki siblings. Maybe things would be easier if its members weren’t two Pro Heroes, a former one and a rehabilitated villain, but honestly, where’s the fun in that? (chatfic)

Lingering by thyandra (2k, single chapter)

Natsuo sighed, closing the fridge door. He was so immersed in his pointless musings that he didn’t immediately hear the furious buzzing nearby, muffled by a pillow as it was. That is, until the thing fell to the floor—Shigaraki’s phone, Natsuo recognized once he glanced that way. He shouted a call of his name, but only got a muffled grumble back. Shigaraki was no doubt too absorbed in his game to give a fuck about his still buzzing device, and Natsuo- Natsuo hadn’t really meant to catch a glimpse of the screen. (Tomura has Natsuo as his lockscreen. Natsuo finds out.)

Caught Me at a Record Low by nocturnalgf (9.8k, ongoing)

It starts, as many things do, in a dirty alley. Shigaraki is dying, probably, until Natsuo comes to help him. And after that, Natsuo can't keep himself away.

Shigaraki Tomura’s Walkthrough to Infiltrating a University, Getting a Boyfriend, and More by JajaLala (73k, complete)

In order to recruit Dr. Ujiko Daruma, his Sensei's old doctor who fled after his arrest, Shigaraki must infiltrate the university the doctor is now working at. Problem is, even when he and some League members enroll as students, they discover it's almost impossible to meet the doctor unless you're enrolled in his advanced seminar. Fortunately, Shigaraki meets Natsuo, a premed in Dr. Ujiko's seminar, whose trust he must earn to meet the elusive doctor. However, the two of them might have more in common than Shigaraki expects...

Snow Day by Sensationalcrazyna (700 words, single chapter)

Shigaraki hates snow, but he'll go for his boyfriend.

The Todoroki Family is a Disaster™ by Tigers101 (2.7k, single chapter)

The Todoroki family is a disaster, and family dinner is even worse. Or, Fuyumi is going to lose her shit because she's apparently one of the only sane ones.

we will dream of the sea by crumbsfiction (3.6k, single chapter)

It’s a mechanism of self-defense, after all - trying so hard to be liked. If he can gain Tomura’s approval, if he can prove himself to this group, Natsuo will be fine. It will all have been worth it, dragging his name through the mud in search of a ghost. Besides, watching Tomura comes easily - in fact, Natsuo barely has to think about it at all.

Hoodie by MangoQueen (1k, single chapter)

Shigaraki gets cold and Natsuo offers for him to borrow a hoodie

Dear Tomura, I Hate You. Now Let's Play Some Video Games by  IDealess_at_this (6.6k, ongoing)

Natsuo finds himself in the library after a terrible family dinner. However, after an unconventional meeting, he also finds himself being held hostage by the worst villain league ever. Getting revenge on his father while helping each member of the dysfunctional family through their struggles in the process doesn’t sound too bad!

and of course my beloved AUs💗

a coin to a crane by bittermoons (22k, 5/10 chapters)

Two ordinary (or so they think) high school students from Tokyo stumble upon another world through their dad’s dojo, leading to all sorts of bizarre consequences when they meet a cosplaying asshole of a kodama—a tree spirit—on the other side. Who knew useless video game knowledge and an unlimited cell phone data plan would come in so handy?

sugar and spice by bittermoons (4.7k, single chapter)

Shigaraki Tomura is a judge who hates soggy bottoms on The Great Japanese Bake-Off. Todoroki Natsuo is a stand-up comedian most famous on the web for making fun of his SO, who he calls 'Tanaka Taro' in all his routines. When Natsuo joins the crew of Bake-Off, online speculation explodes over his relationships with Shigaraki and Taro.

hazy days under august shade with you (it's all like magic to me) by constellore (8k, single chapter)

Natsuo is content living in the small village of Eadu, but when his brother becomes the victim of a curse, he's left scrambling for a way to undo it. Desperate for a cure, he manages to find the mysterious Magician of the Western Mountains—a man who raises far more questions than answers, especially when Natsuo finds himself volunteering to spend the summer in the mountains with him in order to aid him in breaking Touya's curse. Love had never been part of the equation, but between sweltering summer days and conversations in the dead of night, Natsuo can't say that he minds.

Love Comes Slow (and goes so fast) by Tigers101 (14.8k, single chapter)

"I’ve never been enough.” Natsuo's expression darkened. “I’ve always been the failure of a middle child, worthless and alone. I’ve never been anything to anyone." Tenko looked at him, his eyebrows creased in something close to anger. “Well, everyone else can go fuck themselves. You’re everything to me.” (natshig fantasy au + major character death)

Here Be Faeries by cafeanna (5k, single chapter)

“Terrible thing, terrible thing,” The burning man tusked and tisked. “Caught the eye of a Prince, gave a Name, and killed the King. Now he wears a crown of blooded amber and elk horn, and sleeps on a bed of thistle and roses. The King calls him frostbite, willow-boned, and beloved.” 

Natsuo Todoroki walked into the woods at the beginning of summer and never came out. A month later, Fuyumi and Shouto are left in the aftermath of a missing person’s case and a growing fear of the place they grew up.

Know That You Love Me (even when I lose my head) by Tigers101 (1.5k, single chapter)

“I hate you.” Tenko grinned. “No, I really don’t think that’s the case. You wouldn’t have saved me from homework if that were the case.” (natshig roleswap au)

[itskenickie]

THE SENSEI PRAISED ME IN THE MAIN GROUPCHAT WITH ALL THE LEVELS because earlier i told him that i was listening to the tokyo revengers opening and i was zoning out but then i zoned in and naturally translated the line i heard which was “i don’t need an umbrella.” and he told the group that he felt the happiness i felt and then he said that he read a difficult sentence with difficult kanji and he said he understood how i felt and i related to me 😌

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (Final Timeline)

Warnings: suggestive (i might have to change this warning to "mentions of sexual content" bcs it's too tame of a warning for the stuff that's actually in here), swearing, the word "pedophile" is mentioned, mentions of substance abuse

Desc: Everyone finds out Takemitchy and Mikey are time leapers, which leads to some...interesting questions

Mitsuya: so let me get this straight

Mitsuya: you're a time traveler, and you've lived dozens of timelines to prevent Hina from dying but she kept dying anyway but then when you got to one where she didn't die, Mikey was some deranged criminal lord and was miserable and depressed and tried to kill himself so you had to go back in time again to make sure everything was fixed but ended up dying while fighting Mikey but then somehow you both went back in time and rewrote all of our entire lives??

Takemitchy: yeah...

Baji: cap

Mikey: it's not

Mitsuya: so Mikey's a time traveler too?

Mikey: yeah it's crazy i know

Draken: do you guys have any way to prove this?

Chifuyu: this explains why i keep getting random visions of me in alternate universes. holy shit

Haruchiyo: weird ass prank

Takemitchy: i think it happened since you're close to me and we basically did everything together. i'm not sure

Inupi: we're just gonna believe this?

Koko: wait, i kind of do

Kisaki: this...defies all logic of anything ever.

Mikey: shut up Kisaki

Mikey: i'm sorry it's just that in ever other timeline you've ruined my life so it's difficult to be nice to you sometimes

Kisaki: so you don't like me because of something i did in another universe?

Takemitchy: *timeline

Mikey: yeah. my bad

Baji: i'm gonna entertain this cause i'm bored but what was i like in other timelines

Mikey: dead

Baji: ...all of em?

Mikey: yeah, it kinda drove me to insanity

Baji: damn

Baji: why?

Mikey: you killed yourself to save Kazutora

Baji: what was the context

Mikey: long story

Baji: there wasn't any other way?

Mikey: you're kinda pissing me off cause that's what i was wondering, actually

Baji: damn

Kazutora: thanks man. appreciate it🙏

Kazutora: i'll slobber on your meat later, as a proper thank you

Baji: i'd appreciate that. thanks homie🙌

Koko: what about me?

Baji: you wanna slobber on my meat? i mean i won't stop you. as long as i can call you kitten.

Koko: ...i was talking about me in alternate universe's😐

Takemitchy: i don't think we should go there guys. there's too many timelines, and not everything was exactly the same. and also in general it was a really traumatizing experience for me and i kind of want to end my life every time i think about it

Hanma: womp womp. what about me???

Mikey: murderer

Hanma: YESSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

Hanma: THANK GOD, I KNEW IF I COULDN'T DO IT HERE, MULTIVERSE ME WOULD HAVE LIVED THE DREAM

Hanma: are me and Tetta-san together in every universe

Mikey: surprisingly, yes

Hanma: and he denies we're soulmates😔

Kisaki: i will not hesitate to get another restraining order

Hanma: a piece of paper won't stand in my way. let's get married

Kisaki: i will call the police

Draken: guys are we really entertaining this?

Mikey: you went to jail in one of the timelines and you were bald LMAO

Draken: sure

Baji: why'd he go to jail?

Mikey: these guys killed Emma and Ken-chin took revenge

Baji: respectable

Mikey: he was given a death sentence

Baji: that's tough fr

Ran: i'm kinda curious

Ran: humour me, what was i like?? was i famous?

Mikey: you were a criminal. killed people

Ran: sounds about right if i'm being honest

Ran: and Haruchiyo and Rindou?

Haruchiyo: leave me out of Takemitchy's psychotic episodes

Haruchiyo: i think you have a hallucination/delusion disorder or something

Mikey: but don't you believe me?

Haruchiyo: ...

Haruchiyo: Mikey, you're also pretty mentally ill

Mikey: says you???

Haruchiyo: i just have substance abuse problems and i'm getting clean so...

Mikey: GUYS I'M TELLING THE TRUTH I SWEAR

Mikey: I'VE BEEN GOING CRAZY KEEPING THIS A SECRET

Draken: when was the last time you slept?

Mikey: ☹️

Baji: guys just play pretend.

Rindou: what about me?

Mikey: same as your brother just uh, less gay and slutty?

Rindou: story of my life

Inupi: you didn't do Koko

Mikey: criminal

Koko: the whole time?

Mikey: yeah

Mikey: Inupi got normal at some point because he and Ken-chin got close and they fixed bikes together and had sex

Inupi: Draken????

Draken: you're really starting to piss me off.

Mikey: Akane died in the fire though like she was BURNT

Takemitchy: uh Mikey-kun...

Mikey: she was a crisp i'm telling you

Mikey: Inupi you had an ugly red scar on your face and no one wanted you

Mikey: Izana i know you're reading this, you were fucking insane dude like you killed Emma for some fucking reason then Kisaki shot you 3 times in the chest and you died while having a really bad mental breakdown. it was a major L on your part

Chifuyu: Mikey why are you leaving out the fact that the common denominator in every single timeline was that you killed every single one of your friends in the most brutal ways possible🤨?

Mikey: no comment

Smiley: how'd he kill me?

Chifuyu: uhhh

Chifuyu: Takemitchy help me out here

Takemitchy: i don't want to talk about it😐

Chifuyu: I REMEMBER

Chifuyu: backshot

Smiley: ...

Smiley: he killed me by giving me backshots..?

Smiley: i would NEVER take it from behind

Smiley: especially from MIKEY

Smiley: small dick having ass

Smiley: my bootyhole is not to be messed with

Smiley: i'm so pissed off right now holy shit

Smiley: how did i even die???? dick so good it killed me?

Smiley: i'm so angry

Angry: and i'm Smiley😂

Baji: 3/10 joke 👎, poor delivery, fell flat

Smiley: i hope you kill yourself, Mikey

Mikey: trust me, i've tried

Chifuyu: ???

Chifuyu: he shot you in the back with a gun?

Chifuyu: what's wrong with you

Smiley: oh my bad i though you meant like, he was taking me doggy style

Smiley: i'm no bottom

Ran: what is happening

Chifuyu: i'm moving on😐

Chifuyu: Hakkai was tied to a chair and burnt to death

Hakkai: wha-

Hakkai: WHAT DID I DO??

Hakkai: jesus 😟

Chifuyu: why am i getting all these memories, i'm freaking out

Hakkai: Mikey please tell me what i did to deserve that ☹️

Mikey: idk Hakkai i was going through a lot

Draken: have you been diagnosed with anything?

Mikey: i don't need a diagnosis bcs i'm fine now, you're all alive and i don't have any murderous intent!!! yippee🤗

Mikey: isn't this great Takemitchy??

Takemitchy: well, yeah no ones dead so that's great

Izana: this is obviously completely fabricated

Izana: are you guys that bored?

Senju: man for all that time traveling you sure are a shit boyfriend😭

Takemitchy: how????

Takemitchy: did Hina say that☹️??

Senju: it's an observation

Senju: you've had way too many coincidental close calls with other woman💀

Draken: yeah you pissed me off when you thought i was gifting you a prostitute. you had a whole ass girlfriend. shame on you

Senju: and you also almost slept with Emma and you "don't remember"

Smiley: Mitchy's low-key funny as hell because what do you mean you stripped yourself and another girl down to your underwear by accident

Baji: wouldn't Takemitchy be a pedophile then?? Emma was 13 dawg🤨

Mikey: he was 14 though😭

Baji: you're gonna ride Takemitchy's dick to defend him from trying to sleep with your 13 year old sister??? crazy

Baji: wasn't be mentally 26🤨?

Baji: bro i'm gonna beat your ass actually

Mikey: hmm

Mikey: you know what Mitchy, why did you do that 🤨?

Smiley: LMFAOO

Mitsuya: why did i come back to Takemitchy facing pedophile allegations, like what's going on right now

Kazutora: is it not enough that he changed the space and time continuum just to be with his girl?

Kazutora: cheating this cheating that, my boy deserves all the pussy he wants

Kazutora: he's been beaten, shot, stabbed AND killed

Kazutora: i personally believe he's the goat

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: goat is an acronym for "greatest of all time", Baji-san

Baji: what's an acronym

Chifuyu: i'll dm

Kazutora: bro you're so fucking stupid😭

Draken: i don't care if he was skinned alive by an orangutan, there's no excuse to cheat on someone

Rindou: i think being skinned alive by an orangutang warrants having more than one girl. idk that's just me tho

Ran: not the point that's being made rn

Rindou: what exactly is the point that's being made

Rindou: is this real. are we being serious.

Rindou: i don't think i get the joke

Haruchiyo: i think we should all stop talking now

Mikey: Mitchy we need to talk a bit

Takemitchy: i told you this was a bad idea

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant

Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid

Mikey: i just took the biggest shit

Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm

Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth

Kazutora: ?

Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you

Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?

Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked

Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas

Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard

Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?

Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth

Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about

Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist

Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.

Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this

Baji: never been good at biology

Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀

Baji: so men can't get pregnant?

Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant

Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?

Chifuyu: yeah i guess

Baji: interesting

Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough

Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch

Mitsuya: wtf

Draken: is the biology lesson over?

Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment

Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us

Mikey: you guys are my friends

Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements

Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting

Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation

Chifuyu: excretion

Mikey: excrement

Kazutora: fecal matter

Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross

Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police

Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao

Mikey: LMAO😭

Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??

Baji: we're 17

Draken: 😐

Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ

Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy

Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO

Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck

Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs

Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??

Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?

Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing

Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?

Smiley: she's a drug addict

Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through

Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??

Kazutora: that's not fair☹️

Kazutora: where are you meeting women?

Smiley: outside

Kazutora: oh

Draken: why did she try to kill you?

Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win

Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭

Draken: that sounds like assault actually

Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)

Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked

Smiley: we were both high off our rockers

Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand

Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police

Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering

Chifuyu: why men?

Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much

Kazutora: also he's gay

Draken: fuck off i'm not

Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you

Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?

Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁

Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car

Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something

Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that

Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?

Baji: especially the high pitched ones

Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks

Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes

Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes

Kazutora: Baji what are you on about

Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂

Draken: uhh

Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this

Baji: why

Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people

Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head

Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem

Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?