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pendragonfics · 4 years

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Bird Brain

Paring: Clint Barton/Reader

Tags: female reader, doctor reader, domestic avengers, avengers tower, age difference -- older man/younger woman, domestic fluff, humor, deaf Clint Barton, Clint Barton needs a hug, fluff

Summary: She's a doctor and patches up the Hawkeye almost every day. He's an Avenger, and somehow, hasn't realised that she's been into him for ages.

Word Count: 2386

Current Date: 2020-02-15

They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but whoever said that never had to deal with Clint Barton every forty-eight hours. It wasn’t that you didn’t like the man - what wasn’t there to like? No, it was the fact that the man was constantly getting hurt. Shooting himself in the foot (literally). Falling over, losing his hearing aid, being stabbed by bad guys, needing an emergency tetanus shot when he got cut by a rusted nail and was very due for his shots.

It didn’t hurt that he was quite a looker, under all the bandages. Nice smile, kind eyes, and when he was actually taking care of himself and eating right, he had a rockin’ bod. If anyone caught you favouring him to the other Avengers who came by your station in the Tower, you’d say it was purely professional (when in actual fact, if he’d ever ask, you’d say yes to drinks in an instant).

The hardest part, though, was that every one of the team knew that you liked Clinton F. Barton, except him.

Bucky and Sam had a bet going on between the team of how long it was going to take Clint; so far, the stakes were high, and almost everyone was in on it. It had gone on for years, and only once had Clint almost walked in on a group of them talking about it, but he brushed it off. It seemed that you had chosen one of the densest Avenger as your heartthrob. Early on, Tony Stark had given you shit for being so young (to which Thor smacked him on the underside of his head for). Then, when he got over the age-gap, it was all, if you’re into older men why are you all heart-eyed over the Hawkeye when I’m literally here? Gradually over time, he let it go and moved on to other fish to fry.

After losing his hearing aid again on a mission, Clint is seated before you, looking at his hands. You can’t imagine the pressure he would be under as a man without powers in the Avengers and living with a disability, but he’s never spoken about it. You look up from where you’re running diagnostics, hoping that Tony’s bottomless credit card can purchase some tech for Clint that won’t fall out (his words) next time.

Once you have his attention, you sign, ‘You can tell me if you lost them on purpose.’

There’s a pause, and his face cracks that custom-made Clint Barton grin. He’s running on full-strength coffee or adrenaline these days, and it kills you to see him beating himself up all the time. He’s only human.

‘Blame gravity, not me.’ He frowns, and adds, ‘You believe me?’

‘Sure, and JFK is alive.’ You reply, laughing. He scrunches his nose up at that, trying to not show a smile, but you can see in his eyes, those tired eyes that lived off coffee and adrenaline, that there was some part of him that thought your quip was humorous.

Right then, Agent Romanoff walked in. If anyone had ever the self-esteem feel good about themselves in a room with her in it, they were lying. Her red hair was in a yoga bun, and she wore that black catsuit tied half-down around her waist. The only thing un-sexy about her was the fact there was a growing red stain beneath the button-down shirt. Clint seemed to get the message and signed his goodbyes to both of you as Natasha took his place on your examination table.

“Did I just ruin a moment?” she asked, unbuttoning her shirt unprompted.

There was a bullet in her lower abdomen, luckily the other side of her heart, and judging from the wound, was still inside. You move your hands toward the wound, and quickly assess before you pull on fresh gloves. She watches you, and lies down, administering herself the pain relief that you hand to her. Hopefully, her wound won’t need surgery.

“You say that like you’re sorry for coming in,” you reply, cleaning around the area.

Luckily, she doesn’t laugh, because that would hurt her wound. “But was it?” she pokes.

“Give me a break, I’m in love, not hopeless.” You retort, trying to stay professional. “…I mean, who even shot you, anyway? Didn’t your last mission end yesterday?”

“That’s classified. I’m a bad bitch like that,” she smirks, and unintentionally, you touch a tender area and she winces at the pain. Unfortunately for the Black Widow, she will need surgery. Before you move to page another medic, she places a hand on yours, and you look at her for a moment silently until she speaks. “…I know you’re not hopeless, ________, but it’s been three years, and if he can’t see you,” she gestures toward you like you’re the Mona Lisa or someone worth her time, “he doesn’t deserve you.”

---

Game Night Fridays were a thing, apparently. Something that you hadn’t been a part of until Doctor Banner roped you into being his partner for a table tennis tournament. The only rule was that you had to wear a stripy shirt, use no abilities to win the match, and have fun! (according to a retired Captain America, who you, after all, this time can’t believe survived coming out of the ice). Doctor Banner’s usual partner, the android Vision, was taking a long weekend with Wanda, his new fiancée to Miami.

That’s why you were stood in front of the table tennis table beside the sometimes-Hulk, sometimes-professor, all-times awkward walking Dad Joke Doctor Banner, wearing a striped shirt. On the other side of the table, Thor cracks his knuckles, and Clint flips the paddle in his hand and catches it like a cocky sportsman.

“Remember, to play fair!” Steve calls out, refereeing. He’s exempt of the mandatory ugly striped shirt, and holds a whistle in his teeth, about to blow. He’s very sports coach chic, looking very much an all-American hero.

“Or not,” Sam sasses, before the whistle blows, “and make it a match to remember!” He whoops.

Though the pair of them were Captain America, they had a different taste of how to serve their patriotic justice. The whistle is shrill, piercing, and Clint serves the orange ball.

Bruce hits it back, and Thor returns, and Bruce hits once more. You dive after it when Clint serves it back, and onward it goes. After a while, you take note of everyone’s style. Clint goes for tricky shots, and Thor uses the power behind the paddle to make fast ones. Bruce is reserved and stays on his side of the table, and with everything going on, you’re having to pick up the slack. You have a feeling that if Vision was here, he’d be a formidable player. Your reflexes are nothing on actual Avengers.

When Bruce misses the shot from Thor, you can see your teammate get tense, a tinge of green growing from beneath his collar.

“DoctorBanner, I think you should take a time out,” you tell him, but he shakes it off.

The next hit is quickly lost, and then it’s your turn to hit it. Clint’s making a funny face, and it throws you off momentarily, and you hit air instead of the ball. Thor roars with thunderous laughter. Doctor Banner looks more and more lime-green than his usual olive-tone. When Thor serves, it’s too fast, and it hits Bruce in the cheek, leaving a mark on his face.

The room gets quiet.

You place a hand on his shoulder, looking at the man. “Let’s get some air.”

You lead him away from the main room, out to the balcony adjacent to the main floor of the Avengers Tower communal area. Behind you, the Avengers resume their casual conversation, and the volume of the room goes from sterile to friendly. But just as you walk Bruce to the night air, Tony takes your place. He’s also not in a stripy shirt, and he wordlessly trades places with you, going in your stead to comfort the green doctor.

It’s easy enough to excuse yourself after that. Unlike the Avengers, you don’t get any time off, and the weekends are spent shadowing Doctor Cho at her clinic, and that starts early tomorrow morning. You say a quick goodbye to Sam and Bucky, who half-acknowledge you over their game of checkers (Bucky is playing red, and losing badly), and descend via the stairs. But halfway down, you hear someone behind and turning, you see Clint Barton.

His new hearing aid glows dimly in the hallway, and so goes his goofy smile. But there’s a different look in his eyes than usual, and you don’t know if right now you’re about to feel everything that you’ve been waiting for from him, or not.

He sticks his hand out to you, to shake. “Good game,” he says.

You smile. “Yeah, uh, it was a good game.”

“…it’s a shame you don’t come every Friday, ‘cause that was fun.” He adds, walking past you, continuing down the stairs. You take the cue and follow him the same way you were headed, down to the street. Most people take the elevator, in the once-Stark tower, but the stairs are oddly relaxing. “Maybe we can rush Viz and Wanda into a shotgun wedding, and we can play again some time.”

“I don’t really -,” you sigh, looking down. Clint frowns, and you don’t repeat yourself. You forget sometimes when he’s verbal and wearing the aid that he can’t hear everything. “Yeah. Maybe.”

---

For some reason, Clint Barton does not get hurt for three weeks. For three weeks, he keeps his hearing aids in one piece. He doesn’t get shot, stabbed or become unstable on a rooftop. He’s nowhere to be seen near your end of the woods. You spend your time catching up on paperwork, working on the medical profiles of the Avengers…and missing him.

It’s hard, because every time you give up on him, he comes back. And yet…there’s no sign of him.

Until there is. The Quinjet acts as a medivac, and arrives loudly, landing on the roof. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents escort a stretcher out, and you’re hastily called to action alongside the other medical professionals that have been called in. It’s barely five o’clock in the afternoon, one hour until you’re allowed to go home to binge-watch America’s Funniest Home Videos, but when you see who’s nigh comatose in the stretcher, your heart almost stops.

“How the hell -,” you cry out, starting to worry.

“Language!” says everyone, except Steve Rogers.

“-There was an ambush, Doctor ________. He was shot at by a sniper, but he managed to remove himself from 75 per cent of the ranged weapons range. He has three wounds of varying degrees of severity and is currently on a high dosage of pain medication to get him here.” Vision reports, helping the agents move the bed toward the elevator, to your set up.

“Thank you,” you tell him, and look at Clint. He looks so peaceful and would appear to be sleeping well if not for the two shots by his collar bone. “Okay, I need everyone scrubbed up, I need a dose of morphine prepped for when this wears off, call a surgeon in and - Doctor Cho, ready your cradle.” You speak hastily and remember afterwards that you’re not the head doctor on staff. “…sorry. Just, um, get him better.”

“________...” Clint says, woozily.

You look down to see him. His eyes are partly open, and slowly, his mouth opens to bare his teeth in a loose grin. His hands are soft, and reach for you blindly, but can’t seem to coordinate himself. He’s high off his face on the medicine, and you take his hand in yours, holding it tight.

“Yeah, I’m here.” You reach for his face, pushing his dirty blonde hair back. “It’s me.”

“You’re like, the best.” He says.

From across the room, you hear a nurse snicker quietly.

“You’re so…good at your job,” he slurs. “…and I’m like, Hawkbutt.”

“Hawkeye,” you correct.

“That’s the same thiiing,” he drawls. “…I’m a butt. I am. A. Butt. Heh. Butt.” He prattles.

“You’re not a butt, Clint. You’re a hero.” You tell him.

Doctor Cho comes behind you and places a hand on your shoulder. “I think it’s best if you sit out on this. You’re too close to the patient to take care of him.” She pauses. “It’s for the best.”

“I heard that! My hearing - aid - I heard that” Clint adds. “You’re right, Doctor Cho, she shouldn’t. Because,” he takes a deep breath in, as the other medical professionals swarm around him, readying the assessment before taking care of him, “Be-because I want to marry that lady. She’s the best.”

The room gets uncomfortably quiet, with just the EKG in the background.

His hand slackens off yours, moving over to his chest. That smile of his widens, albeit unfocused. He yawns, and looking your way, says with his hands just as he’s administered another round of drugs, his motions sloppy, but forgivable,

‘I love you,’ he signs.

You feel tears prick in your eyes. “Clint,” you reply, reaching for his arm. His pulse is weakening, the medically induced coma coming on, and he looks to you with his fading consciousness. You sign, just for him to see, ‘I love you too.’

---

It’s another six months until Clint Barton is cleared to go back to fieldwork, but that day comes and goes, and he’s still hanging around the Avengers Tower, this time in your surgery not for health reasons. The archery Avenger follows you around like a lost puppy in love, and to be perfectly honest, you wouldn’t have it any other way. Tony Stark went back to his teasing and kept the security tape of that day, archived in F.R.I.D.A.Y. under ‘Birdbrain & the Doc’ - a file he won’t change the name of. But it’s okay.

Even though he’s older, and you’re younger, he’s a combatant, and you’re a medic, he’s a coffee drinker and you prefer tea, you swear up and down that you’re as fond as ever for the dense archery master Clint, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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throwingideasatthewall · 3 years

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Clone Wars Episode 9

(Cloak of Darkness)

[Title Scene!]

Quote; Ignore your instincts at your own peril

Oof

Acc o un tability Instincts

And

Conscience

Valid

But also sounds like a vague threat to the viewer

“Vice Roy,”

This is where we’re starting off on?

Not the best episode

The first one to get a strike from me

Who knows maybe it’s just a bad starting place and they make something out of it

Er-

“Luminara And Ahsoka,”

Interesting, that is a good start

Showing that Anakin has no control of his Padawan

And opening the door for New dynamics

Sounds interesting

Honestly, I don’t know much about Luminara so this will be a good For Her

“ under heavy guard,”

It’s two people

Face Trial

And Get Acquitted

“For his many war crimes,”

Why don’t you just kick this bitch from society

Make him deal with himself

What did the other prisoners do to deserve his Company

Oh This character

Also - still don’t get the close-ups on her face

Is this like the second time it’s happened?

Don’t think it happened with any other characters though Obi wan is a glory hound

“ have you made contact with the cruiser?”

Good leadership (Kinda)

Assumed authority Kind

Good scene

But those dude’s eyes

Blink

Professional

Bull shit

Scam art ist

I’m glad it seems to have the awareness not to have the clones fall for this

“Generous,”

Fuck off old man

Also Luminara just called him ‘Subtley’ a piece of work

Good for her

Dude don’t respond to him

Don’t let him have any control or say in your life

“Tempting offer,”

“ I have a gift for you,”

Snarky little shit

Also; I thought he was going to go for the gag

What have really been the tea

“Finally,” Nope Tone is already out the window

I’m starting to think it’s a problem with female characters

But Lumi nara hear sounds perf ectly fine

Maybe it’s just child female characters...

Nice

Really Like The Design Going Here

Ooh Sweet columns Here

All around the sides give it abstract value

Like salagtites

Why doesn’t someone muzzle him?

Like I know the moral reasons why

But if you’re going to enable Please do with the utmost care to your safety

And at least bring some of ear phones

So... you don’t have to listen to this tox

Lit igator

On one hand playing by your own rules

On the other hand, accountability

And how it lends itself to vigilante justice

“Keep moving,”

Assault’s not cool

Hahaha

I’m sorry

WHAT

Is with the dude’s design?

He looks like a guy out of an old Timey story book

“His locks shimmered in the breeze like Golden sunlight,’

He looks like his name is to be Valor Mic -do -good

I’m sorry that’s enough roasting of his design

(It’s not that bad)

Traitor

Commander Gre-

“Let’s move,”

Right Into His Ear

Gree doesn’t give a fuck

Getting revenge for getting his ear talked off

Just tossing him off

Oh no wait they’re following him good

I expect some treachery to go down

(Specifically-)

Senator Commando s

“Rate all security,”

A) he’s a war criminal

They want to make a show out of him

And show they can handle it

It’s a propaganda move

Secondly they operate under the enabler, “Several people dec ided to enable him so clearly only he’s the problem and the others were just poor souls lead astray,”

(Despite the fact that this completely un dermineds the ability of choice

And paint them as well-)

Actually children does work in this analogy

Since they will just do orders And that’s why they’re not accountable

(Only wish “Uncle” Eeroy Was up There)

If I can twist that episode into any positive light it’s showing how adults will try to use children to validate themselves (And their bullshit)

Don’t let your overconfidence give Gunnar another advantage

She’s a child

Gunnery already has the advantage

As an adult

Sure she has a gun

That.... expression is more along the lines of what I was expecting

We’re going for dull

Ahsoka wouldn’t really care

Also, ships

Don’t look like Republic ships

And intimidating music is playing

What’s the scoop?

Hologram?

Sidious

Dooku??

“Vice Roy,”

He’s going to escape ?

I have already put a plan into action my Lord

Also cloaks just coming back in style

Also glad we’re getting to see more of the other villains

Having focused on Grievous for hours

* They wore it better

“ my best apprentice Asaj Ventress,”

Oh we’re getting a bit of a re-introduction to her

And (Kinda) an answer to who that person he was communicating with earlier are

*was

* or silence him

Rough

“ Ventress,”

I like how they keep the diagonal lines On Sidious’s face

To make his chancellor persona

That’s good attention to detail

“ you are putting a lot of faith in an operative that has failed us in the past,”

Call back

“She’s a gifted assassin,”

Aww, he looks so innocent here

Also, complements

“ you may proceed,”

Off, Sidious sounds pretty old in that last line

Oof

“Master,”

“There is no margin for error,”

“Child,”

Okay, woah, woah gross

She supposed to be a grown woman right?

Because otherwise holding her to the completely Wrong standard

That’s not how you do over sexualization of children If Not that that’s just a standard tox

Comparing a grown woman to an undeveloped-

Let’s just hope they don’t go down that lane

“ being my apprentice,”

Being my sub-servient

“ I am worthy,”

“ As you shall see,”

Having to prove your worth to others

Tox.

Ship!

Dressed Like Cen turons

The design in this episode is very goofy

Oof

Walking towards a normal clone

How goes the interrogation

Oh that’s an interrogator

(Also his voice sounds surprisingly normal)

Then again he seems to be special ops / FBI Degree of enforcing

So maybe more initiative

“Has Vice Roy cracked,”

Yes screw accountability and making them deal with themselves away from society where they can’t hurt anyone Or having faith in society that no one will enable

Let’s go Third degree

Nice

The Jedi will wear him down

🎵 The Jedi are complicit in torture 🎵

“ your thoughts betray you, Vice Roy,”

Aka I saw you do it

I can sense your concern

your fear

That you will lose the power and the wealth

Falsely accumulated!

Also no being has authority over others

“ I have no idea what you’re talking about,”

Dude...

You hide great many things

Asoka’s showing too much emotion

Also what’s the betting that Asoka breaks the trial completely irrationally

She’s tapping her fingers

The locations of their bases

“ I am an innocent pawn in all this,”

Bull. shit

You. Made. A. Choice

“ if you are merely a pawn then who are you protecting,”

Don’t enable this

Hold him accountable

And if you stumble across the bastard

Hold him accountable

Just... Hold people accountable

[Also, Asoka’s there like yes I’m helping,”]

No one I know nothing

Bullshit enabler

“Liar, Liar,”

Told ya

Ahsoka

Padawan

Well At least they didn’t Pretend Ahsoka Was capable of doing bad cop good cop

Still a completely unrealistic outburst

[there’s a reason why the people in bad cop- good scenarios are adults

This is why

Literally applying unnecessarily emotional, mental, and physical stress

Instead of holding him accountable

Bullshit, M’lady

Just as guilty

Asoka just brought to a new extreme

And what would’ve been a good scene about how Anakin and by default Obi-Wan’s ‘abuse’ Or lessons to do so

Intensified

We get a scene with an irrationally angry Ahsoka That shows unrealistic child- like Behavior

More befitting of an adult

This could’ve been a good scene about Luminara getting slapped in the face with the things she’s enabling

And Asoka not realizing (Not able to realize) The harm in her robotic automated action

And that considering Asoka and Anakin are both under 22 The fact that she can technically Unfuck the situation (at least for the next generation) And the conscientious decision, to not to

Despite all the bad signs

Don’t know about the toxicity level it’s looking pretty tox

“ I wasn’t serious,”

You were unrealistically unchildlike

And, by adult standards , you’d be had for toxicity

But this is just bad wri ting

“ The only way he’ll talk is if he’s scared enough,”

Or if he wants to

Literally, only if he wants- to

Em, perhaps I was too hasty

Let us negotiate

He just decided to do that

Ahsoka

[I really hope they aren’t going the direction of the last episode

And blaming all the adult problems on the child

Ah!

Captain

“Status Report,”

Good captaining

[Weird animation with flailing arms]

Fighters in -coming

They brought boarding ships

Hey actually doing some thing

Prepare to repeal the enemy

Action

Off

Tough Bastards

Right through the ship

Off

Right there thing is droids

Neat

Ok how are they going to hold off tanks

That requires some kind of explosive

There’s another gun

They get shot down

Again, explosives

Oh, immediate fill in

[they didn’t even take that guy to the medic!]

Also yeah stand in the same spot with no cover

Oof

They got one

[are we sure that Guy didn’t just die from exhaustion?]

Oh, yeah cannons

Get some explosives

Lot to go

Seriously get explosives

Super battle droids

I just called him tanks

Whelp

Jedi are you waiting for Cue?

Whelp

They’re headed for the detention level

“Aight,”

Night buddy

“ we need reinforcements- oh,”

That was the most disinterested scream of getting shot

I’ve ever heard

[are we sure he didn’t get hit by a stun weapon?]

Also, no, you need more grenades

Throwing bodies at it clearly isn’t helping

Commander: I’ll need your assistance

Why?

Also; now you help

After everyone’s dead

Sat there listening to chatter for about 5 to 6 minutes

“You stay here with captain Aguyis,”

What?!

Also, no how about better idea

You stay here and deal with the negotiations

Asoka and the captain go to deal with it

So you don’t leave a child with a manipulative maniac

(Not encouraging child soldiers)

Nor do I think Ahsoka can take them

“ Guard the viceroy,”

Guard the manipulative maniac with no muzzle

[But

It’s a terrible idea!]

Hopefully the captain a more responsible Guard

OK maybe will get a look into who’s ordering Ahsoka and their general ideals

“Master,”

Is it Master used just for apprentices

Shouldn’t Ahsoka be calling her something like my lady, or some other high old’ medieval title

“Lord”?

“Lordess?”

“Mistress?”

It appears you are no situation to negotiate Padawan

Dude...

She has

A light saber

Also this is the problem with leaving children with toxic adults

Rescue

Never mind they’re going Full on unchildlike with Ahsoka right now

Screw interesting narrative

Ack

That ended quickly

There she is

Oof

That dude is still alive

Seriously, was that the dude that got shot over the Coms?

How?

Whelp

ouch

Also no one going to notice that?

What have you found?”

Some one noticed

“Copy,”

Clearly Not

And she has the cuff

Guess she liked it?

Good for her?

Battle droids are everywhere

Guess she likes the radio

Also, Luminara didn’t kill those droids?

‘Cause there were way more than one

“ we have to protect the prisoner,”

That literally didn’t change any thing

Also so Luminara is right back where she started

Whole scene was pointless

Whelp

How do they stand -?

Also hope clones get good health coverage

Again Cannon

Unnecessarily dead

Whelp

How long does it take her to walk?!

Also who killed all those dress setting battle droids then?

Think it was the authors

Could’ve done this five seconds ago

Also, sneaking around in vents

Off

Why are you here?

This is not where prisoner

Is it the security core?

[is it to ship hyperdrive?]

Whelp

Poor

Skeletal~ *Shivers*

Droid

Sorry am I supposed to like this droid

[I’m trying but it looks like a human spine]

Whoop

There she goes

Whelp

See anything

People are getting massacred and you just switched back to everything’s all right mode that quickly

Whelp

Creepy Roomba

Engine room seems clear

We’ll lock it down

Seriously everyone went back to normal real quickly

Shouldn’t you be hauling someone to the medic

Or PROTECT ING the Priso -ner

Seriously no one can seem to keep the consistency and the battle scene was over way too quick without any confirmation

And I’m on guard

Not for Ventress

But the droid things

Seriously!?

[only two of them in that hallway?!]

The enemy is approaching towards the prison level

You- do realize how much that doesn’t fit up

[” oh yeah Joe I’m just grabbing some donuts

“ oh good the enemy is about to capture the very important prisoner we have,”

Isn’t that always how it is?

[Laugh track]

“We’re on our way,”

Keep watch 327

Ok 327 T

IRONY

Also cute

Even if it does look like a dismembered spine

Do you know droids never like to be called by their nicknames

Pretty sure that’s like calling you by your last name

Nicknames are different

Beeping

Oof

Again I wasn’t too worried about her

I’m worried about those droids

[Though do you like the sass they gave her in this frame]

Neat

Well...

Shit

S’up

Really playing around

with the droid

S’up

Again,

Looks like the last of them commander

But I sense our troubles are not over

Maybe because you left a child soldier do with a mani-

S’up

Well

Sounds like your rescue-

Nope

Cocky Ahsoka

Don’t mind me as my brain just slowly numbs out

[Your child shouldn’t have more cocky and sass than your adults]

I am ready to discuss our bargain again

This dude goes back -and- forth like a top

Padawan Tano may I have a word

Why?

[if I leave you won’t go anywhere will you?]

Argh

The enemy has been repealed

Why are you telling her this??

Where is Luminara then?

[Seriously how long does it take her to walk?”]

Whelp

And, subtlety just went out the roof

[almost literally]

Whelp, really showing off

“If it isn’t-”

Again, child

No sass

This should be Un knowledgeably Terrify- Ing

Hey, some snark

“ Skywalkers little pet,”

If only...

More so Skywalker’s unchildlike abomination

Currently

So this is a child vs adult

This isn’t a battle of equals

It’s an ass beating waiting to happen

“ i’ll give you a merciful death,”

Ahhhhhhhhh

Skip

“The Padawan,”

The unchildlike semi abomination

That’s not a child

If so it would Follow the rules of writing a child

As such I have no Commit -ment? Invol vement?

Interest?

In the fight

It could turn something into a toaster and I’d just have to accept that

Clones never help

Again, ass- beat

This a curb stop battle

waiting to happen

Whelp See

Also that Guard has plot armor

Whelp -yet

Hard pull

You Know-

“ Skywalker’s not here to save you now,”

Again she can just pull a toaster out of her ass

This is the problem with breaking the rules of writing

“I don’t need saving,”

COMPLETELY UN - realistically

Seriously, movie

Children for the Woobies

Adult for a bad asses

Get it right

Any way...

Still repels

“Over Here,”

She’s not getting repelled by a literal child is she

“Buy you a planet,”

Whatever

Heck

Oh, no she can just the phase through the doors....

My sense of suspension isn’t really broken

But it is very well damaged

(Especially with Ahsoka)

......

Blah blah tempting taunting whatever

“Irony,”

Irony is when an adult, one that can be held accountable, does something This is poor writing

With no investment

(You didn’t earn that)

Ventress stick him for double irony

(Actually deserved irony)

Youngling

NEVER-

( I’m filled with so much anger)

Argh-

Whelp

Why would you check there

Whelp

Finally got there

Whelp Heck ed

Blah, Blah

Surrender

Dude got away didn’t he

There’s too much riding for this to be a success

Whelp

Bull shit

I watched that animation!

She didn’t press a button!

What?!

And they all died

That dude’s a weakling

Whelp

Frick That

Heck

Whelp

There You Go

[Dude left behind without even a scratch]

[Or he disappeared in a cut scene]

Cause he’s not there

Blah Blah

That power’s kinda of neat though

Okay

What are we waiting for?

Survival

Protecting the prisoner

Common sense

Everything running haywire

The engine got blown up

Shouldn’t you be busy

Should someone be switching on the back up power

[Shouldn’t the power been off for a few seconds?]

That wouldn’t screw with the buttons

Also there he is

[I’m five seconds from calling bullshit-]

Whatever

An explosive bomb Caused-

[Frustrated inhale]

Okay-

Don’t

Gunnery

-No

I’m-

Too Tired

To yell at enable(r) logic

Whatever

[oh so yeah there clearly are explosives!]

[Fru strated]

.....

....

[i’m getting a damn tox headache from this ]

Damn

.....

Argh

Argh...

Whoah

But...

Cool

Whelp

Tal king

.....

OMG

What ever

Neither do you

-What

Why-

Argh -

Oh-

Just-

Argh-

Well-

Hmm

ARGH

Bull shit

Alright

‘ superior my ass’

Droids

Right.....

Whatever

Nice fight scene

I don’t care

‘cause it’s overshadowed by Asoka’s bullshit

Whelp

What- Ever

Hmm

They’ve got it all reversed They’ve given Luminara all of Ahsoka’s helplessness (And reactions) Asoka has ended up with all of the Luminara’s Self-assured confidence (One of which can be switched because an adult react (Almost) as much as they wish (Child-like naivetè absolutely not) Does not work the other way

That’s what’s wrong with this cut scene (Scene)

And It Gets Worse...

Count Dooku

Whatever

Blah blah blah

Whatever That’s Cool

“I can’t dis-”

Back to this again

Stop saying

start doing movie

Also you know what would be great?

Having Luminara Have This Con versation Debating if she should disobey her previous handlers, as she sends a child to their very literal death Giving the watcher some hope when she decides to eventually decides to rescue Ahsoka

Or the feeling of dread as she continues to follow orders cutting with Ahsoka getting her ass kicked to contrast the wrongess of the situation

Ventress, eventually leaving her out of pity

The Future now with a lot more distance to cover

If it ever wishes to recover ...

Wasted potential

It even Has the Line Over stepp ing Bound aries

Argh

And Gene rational Back Stab...

It does everyt hing wrong

For the common courtesy of not Blast - ing My Ears Off Try ing To Ma -ke An abus -i ve Mom ent- A Nice One

It Gets No Tox (Though it Certainly Te sts The Boundary)

(Even a moral about how you’re expendable to enablers...

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