#also your class is really boring bc you just ramble and your slides are very dry

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My civil procedure professor decide to give us an exam instead of just evaluating us based on group assignments, because a bunch of ppl skipped his class last week

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two (2) people drew/asked to draw me today and like??? im so honored????? wtf???

[artemispanthar]

i want to know your animal headcanons 👀

Okay, you asked for it lol here’s one I’ve been thinking about a lot lately and this is VERY rambly so I apologize in advance

So I’m big into Better Call Saul at the moment and even way back when I watched Breaking Bad the first time and they introduced Saul I was like “Oh, this guy would 100% be a weasel” ‘cause, like, he is, in the figurative sense.

People don’t really have a high opinion of weasels and if you call someone a weasel you’re saying they’re a liar and/or a thief but, like, an undignified one. Like, foxes are famously thieves too, right, but they command respect, they’re the dignified thieves, the Robin Hoods, the sneaks with class. A weasel is like “ugh, that guy?” and sometimes also a snitch. You weasel your way out of responsibility, you use weasel words to mislead people. Oily scumbag lawyer guy who has a million sneaky ways to solve a problem? 100% a weasel

(disclaimer: I frickin’ love weasels, they are my second favorite animal, so I say all that with love lol)

But BCS significantly expands BrBa’s colorful side character into a full-blown protagonist, caricature no more, so does that development change what animal he’d be? No!

See, on the one hand, the weasel’s reputation isn’t entirely unfounded. They are thieves, they break into chicken coops and slaughter the whole flock, abscond with eggs, and they’re super hard to keep out because they’re crafty (and have those funky noodle bodies). But, on the other, it’s also not entirely fair ‘cause, you know, they’re animals and they gotta eat. Lots of other animals can (or try to) break into farms, is it fair to paint the species as evil for that? And, I mean, a humanoid weasel would have a human-esque morality system and they’re not beholden to that reputation - but I think people would certainly hold it against them (like, metaphorically, I don’t imagine speciesism in this situation)

Fits Jimmy, I think. Dude coming off a big screw up and generally a bad reputation and who some people just kinda see as kinda off, “the kind of lawyer guilty people hire”, you know. A weasel trying to outrun that weasel rep and also sometimes it’s just so hard to resist breaking into that chicken coop when they make is soooo easy (and it’s just so much easier than having to run down prey, right? Work smarter, not harder!)

You know what a weasel also is? Tenacious, scrappy. These dudes are tiny but they will take on prey many many times their size (and win!). But at the same time, they can easily get into situations they should definitely not be in because of poor threat assessment, such as, oh, I don’t know, deciding picking up money from a notorious drug cartel in the middle of the desert is a good idea. They’re notoriously clever and can always figure out an ‘in’. They even mesmerize their prey with little dances (showmanship!). They have a very high metabolism so they’re always on the move, and what I gather with Jimmy from stuff like the phone place he is not someone who’s comfortable idling.

Now weasel is kind of an umbrella term, you say, so what kind of weasel would he be? Easy! Jimmy’s a stoat, Saul (circa Breaking Bad) is an ermine.

See, lots of animals turn white in the winter but stoats “become” ermines in their winter coat (for fur trading reasons). Ermines are glitzy stoats, stoats with pizazz! but at the end of the day all an ermine is is a stoat with a coat of paint (and, really, is all that fancy bombast really better than when it was just a boring old stoat?). Ermines are prized for their coats and so are more well-regarded than stoats (like having a very successful criminal lawyer practice) but it also draws a lot of attention and will get it killed (or, you know, have to flee to Nebraska under an assumed identity)

Here’s what I picture: season 1 Jimmy is full on stoat, brown with a white belly. As the seasons progress and he slides further into amorality, his fur would become mottled with patchy white more and more until we get to Breaking Bad era where he’s completely snowy white ermine. Visual morality metaphor! If this were an alternate universe where people were animals, the show would 1000% do that because they love their visual metaphors

Anyway, yeah, so that’s one animal headcanon I’ve been thinking a lot about

[chickenfetus]

HI!!! i like to request ALL of the flowery asks! btw i LOVE ur blog and maybe u????? idk 🌸🌸 (jk i love u alot)

who is this????????/ under cut bc i get rambly 

azalea: what’s one word that describes you?

lame lmao

baby’s breath: what did you want to be when you were a kid?

honestly? my answer’s like yours jen because i wanted to be an astronaut but also a vet and then a few years later i wanted to be something else of a whole different profession but now i know what reality is like and i have no clue what i wanna be whoops

begonia: are you a messy or clean person?

i hate seeing my desk/workspace be messy but i cant bring myself to clean it up either???? bc im lazy 

bleeding heart: has your heart ever been broken?

hMMMMm mmm idk i dont think so

bluebell: do you drink tea or coffee?

i drink tea more than i drink coffee but i drink water more than i drink tea i drink water like. everyday lmao obviously but i drink a lot of water its my brand now

buttercup: what are five things that make you apologetically happy?

what does this mean why is the word apologetically there i cancelled it lmao no negativity in this house

my favorite people (u know who + my friends)

when people answer my anon asks and . they respond with a long reply/seem really happy responding thats my fav fam

this is getting real anime but when i get an UR/4* from scouting 

finding an anime/manga/book that perfectly suits my taste

im very tempted to just say water bc idk what else 2 say 

calla: what’s your favorite book?

ive only read 3 whole books this year but i recommend all of them 

challenger deep - neal shusterman (i could go on about this book for days honestly its so interesting and even though its told by the same person it has two kind of perspectives because there are two settings, that didnt make sense but this book is my new favorite)

see you in the cosmos - jack cheng (i love this one too because its just so warm? made me a little emo but its really good and i love how unique it is, text type wise)

a monster calls - patrick ness (this was something i heard from my school first so i didnt know if i really wanted to get it but its actually pretty good?) 

carnation: what are your five most played songs?

i cant really check using the music app bc i added the songs at different timings so itll be inaccurate ill just do most played song from each band/group

again - astro (this is their best song dont @ me)

letting go - day6

all in/stuck - monsta x

death by a strawberry - dance gavin dance

check yes juliet - we the kings

chrysanthemum: what are you afraid of?

i may not b a child but im still afraid of the dark bc my imagination is wild im also afraid of bugs and disappointing others nice oh shit im also afraid of asking for things

daffodil: what’s your astrological sign?

capricorn 

dahlia: what’s your favorite band?

this question was made for me its day6

daisy: which ‘friends’ character do you relate to the most?

ive never watched friends 

dandelion: are you an extrovert or an introvert?

in between!!!!!

geranium: how has your day been?

its been good!!! i managed to ask my mum 2 take me to hair place so i can get it cut finally and im working on updating my tumblr pages and doing all my tags

hydrangea: what’s your dream job?

pass

iris: who’s your celebrity crush?

pass

lavender: what’s one of the best gifts you’ve ever received?

oH FUCK FAM my friends got me a kermit toy for my birthday i lvoe it 2 dEATH

lily: what’s something you’ve achieved that you’re really proud of?

i got first in my class once wow amazing that was 2 years ago i wish i was as good as the me from 2 years ago 

marigold: what would you like to do more of, but don’t ?

well i want 2 b more hardworking but guess thats too late

morning glory: are you an early bird or a night owl?

now that school is over and i have no reason to wake up early ive become neither which is saddening because... i like waking up at 7am on weekends and doing things early but now i wake up at like 9-10am and i still sleep at 11pm  

orchid: what’s the last movie you saw?

i really dont remember?? maybe uh guardians of the galaxy?? i dont remember who i watched it with and when but it was good actually i remember who i watched it with nvm 

pansy: do you believe in love at first sight?

i dont really believe in romantic love anymore 

peony: what does your url mean?

chicken fetus means an egg

periwinkle: what are you thankful for?

god get ready folks im gonna go on my biggest boxy rant ever...

so boxy is my friend who ive been mutuals for over a year and our first common interest is love live and haikyuu so we had that to talk about but im bad at keeping conversations with ppl on tumblr so that ended quickly but earlier this year or late last year i made a twitter and told people on here about it and she followed me and i didnt really mind/pay attention to the stuff she posted/rted uNTIL. until that fateful day... june 25th... at like 8pm? she rted a pic of mister brian kang with dumb minion glasses on and ok maybe i do believe in love at first sight? bc wow!!!!! whos this dumbass with minion glasses and the fluffiest hair ??? so i slide into boxy’s dm.. expecting an explanation and she gives me a good one saying how brians from a band (i would later find out), day6 and im not a fan of kpop, never have been.. ive only watched like some kpop mvs bc i love my friends so i expect myself to listen to them and get over them as soon as im done. boxy my friend, bless HER she sends me all of their mvs from congratulations to i smile and i watch the first one - i smile and me? i start smiling and i can feel myself getting excited because holy fuck theyre a band! they play fucking instruments??? and at this point im already whipped then i move onto how can i say and that shit blew my mind let me tell you.. so because of boxy... i get to where i am now, proudly stanning 3 groups and if it were not for her i wouldve never gotten into mx as well... boxy is just?? really important to me her impact is just that great?? so im super!! sUPER thankful for her and i dont think she’ll ever see this but boxy i love u thank u so much!! boxy gave me more than one reason to live, and not just exist?? without her i wouldve never been able to make so many (like 2 but hEY) new friends and this probably got so long idk im just really thankful for boxy thank u lord for blessing us with boxy (@/youngkwhom on twitter) (kittenma on tumblr) i hope shes happy forever and i also hope she has good days for the rest of her life?? boxy deserves it i lvoe u boxy

petunia: where were you ten years ago?

10 years ago i was like 6 probably watching pokemon or some shit and getting glasses

poinsettia: where would you like to be in ten years?

dead thanks

poppy: what’s your online persona?

i dont understad the meaning of persona but an egg?????? 

rose: who’s the last person you spent quality time with?

all my classmates in an exam hall for 2 hours, quality time indeed

snapdragon: what are your goals?

pass

sunflower: what’s your favorite quote?

i think i had one before but i forgot so maybe it wasnt my favourite lol idk i dont have one now

tulip: if you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

for all of my favourite people to be happy forever

a good future

i want astro, mx and day6 to get an award for all of their hardwork thanks

violet: what’s one thing most people don’t know about you?

i was gonna say smth negative but lets not hm m m i? ?? ill put smth irl ppl probably dont know either uh hhh i guess?? that i eat a lot?? but also get full really quickly but then really hungry right after that idk thanks digestion

zinnia: do you believe in magic?

no ????/ idk is there any evidence that magic exists 

JEN !!! thank u so much for asking even tho u probably asked just to get back at me but this was still fun ask memes will never get boring bro,. i love u and i hope u have a good evening also i love ur blog too moon anon probably already told u

to anyone who actually bothered reading through this mess - thank you and i hope you have a good day/night too!!