#and Bruce is taller but so LANKY he's drowning in it and wrapping himself up like a bat in its wings and burying his noise in the warm | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

br-uwu-cewayne · 2 years

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Thinking about Battinson slowly starting to step out more in his Bruce mask, courtesy of realizing the city needs more than what he had been offering her, getting back to Mayor Réal about what he could do, etc., and as such... kicking off that verse's version of Wayne being the Damsel In Distress Du Jour and needing to LET himself be rescued by the GCPD on occasion.

And when it all first starts he's annoyed, because this is drawing SO much attention to him and also having to LET himself be the hostage when he KNOWS it would be SO EASY is just so frustrating....

...until a few go rounds in, when he starts realizing like oh. another nice dark cool room to wait alone by myself in for a few hours 🥺 this is so nice thank you i was getting so tired and now like

Whenever the strain of Being Bruce Wayne is just graaaating on him, or even just an appointment coming up that he's too burnt out (or just... doesn't want to) attend... maaaaaaaybe he arranges... just... just a little anonymous ransom for himself online so he can get kidnapped soon. As a treat.

#and also my REAL motive for all this of course - Gordon having to come rescue him #from some damp fucking cave or sewer or part of the city thats still flooded #and one glance at this pathetic drowned shaking chihuahua looking man has him pulling off his nice warm coat and wrapping it around the #man's shoulders or OOH maybe his coat's ask well too but his apartments nearby so he swings by there first to grab like #one of his oversized flannel sleep shirts to keep him warm and cozy during the next few hours of questioning in the chilly GCPD building #and Bruce is taller but so LANKY he's drowning in it and wrapping himself up like a bat in its wings and burying his noise in the warm #scent hiding his face against the florescents (the only part that still sucks about it all - the end bit where all the attention is on him)#and if it's the coat Jim FINALLY gets it back after... what seems like maybe just a few days too long but hey who really understands #billionaires anyway theyre all eccentric right?#but if it's the flannel he never sees that shirt again sorry Jim that's Bruce's now.#the batman (2022)#Bruce Wayne #Batman #Jim Gordon #jim x bruce #bruce x jim

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